Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Monday, July 30, 2012

Hi-Ho Silver!

Today's Tids Issue 2641
Opening Stuff:
It's all Olympics all the time it seems. The big opening day ceremony had it's peaks and valley's and over all seemed disjointed to me. Several of the scenes looked like episodes of "I Carley". And frankly several were as over done and tiring as half time at the Orange Bowl. The so-called big surprise event, getting-the Queen to the ball on time had promise, but at times displayed the professionalism of a High School YouTube stunt. As one reviewer said, "It would have done Hollywood proud." Unfortunately I was looking for the United Kingdom.

I hate to start the week on a negative tune but that's the way it was. But, how 'bout NK's Elizabeth Beisel's Silver medal in the grueling 400 meter IM. Second place you say! Well, Elizabeth swam her best time ever, and lost to a new world record. You can't ask for more than best time ever. RI is proud of its neighbor across the bay, up or down the road.

What does a Northeastern newspaper know about Chic-Fil-A? Nothing! Here's what a note from a Fayetteville North Carolina reader tells us. The shop nearest her like others in the area is very involved with the schools, among other community interests. They hire college students, for instance, to help with struggling local high School kids, educationally and functionally. The kids who work there learn important lessons in life development. The reader agrees whole-heartedly with Mike Huckabee who calls for August 1 as Chick-Fil-A Day!

The Question:
What's the fifth largest city in Georgia?

The Headlines:
--Romney Vows Support To Israel.
--370 Million In dark After Power Outage In India.
--Europe Woes Dragging Down Profits Of US Companies.
--SCJ Scalia Ups Criticism Of Health Care ruling.
--GM Ousts Global Marketing Chief.
--Market Futures Down.

President Obama should be voted out of office simply to get rid of Chicago politics at the National Level. "Corruption is as corruption does".

It seems to me these days that every month or so I'm writing about the passing of a local treasure. Last week saw the passing of Zaccagnini's Bakery, known for pan pizza, luscious cakes and pastries and the St. Joe Zeppole. Today it's the soon to be closed "Oldest Country Store in America", Grays in Adamsville RI. Grayton Waite, a sixth generation owner,
died and his son took over a formerly robust center for the small town, but now a mere museum to the past. In both cases it is the older generation who grew tired of working and the younger who didn't want it. Kind of makes you fear handing the country over to the younger generation who may look at ITunes as more important than the Constirution.

I have noticed a overwhelming number of women wearing ankle length skirts around town. I 've been told it is a new fashion trend, and that women are wearing the skirts for events as well as trips to the grocery store. Unfortunately, for some the dresses look like pedestals for heads. As we have noted in the past, all fashion trends aren't for everybody.

A woman I know, a very successful writer of college textbooks on morality and ethics, says that morality in America today is governed more by trending majorities rather than what's actually right or wrong. Trends most often supported by media, and sugar coated for an ever-grasping public. While, talking with this woman, four other people who are friends of a liberal bent were talking in typical, cliched demeaning and ridiculing tones about the Tea Party. The woman looked over at my glance across the proch towards the four and added, "I will never understand the gross intolerance of Liberals". Up to that moment I always thought she was a liberal! Now I see that she is a thoughtful woman who knows when to keep her mouth under control in a diverse crowd. Or at least, be kind to a conservative.

You'd think at 47 years old, Charlie Sheen would have figured out how to get rid of the sliver of hair on his forehead.

People often ask me how can be so powerful even as I age. This is often remarked upon after my booming drives on the golf course. The answer: - Vacuuming. And the muscles grow exponentially when it is soggy in the summer and the moisture saturated carpet kicks up the resistance factor. Find your strength where you can.

There could be a moral to this story Department:
I was watching a person in their car in a parking lot in a crowded downtown day waiting to spot a pedestrian emerging form the street on the way to their  car thus freeing up a space. The car would pause, and then drive around the circumference of the lot. They did it about 5-6 times. Finally they left. 20 seconds later, a couple emerged with packages going to their car. When to wait when to move on, that is the question. And damn hard to answer.

The Conscience: Chapter 5.  --
  I managed to just have two over-priced wines on the plane trip down. Evvy looked pleased when refused the third. She actually reached over and squeezed my hand. My body was quaking inside and I was sure I would die if I couldn't find some booze somewhere. I started to feel those gimme a drink chills. "Want to make love?" I whispered.
  I felt piercing elbow to the ribs. That got rid of the chills. Now dwelt on pure pain. I turned and smiled. I think she liked it that I was appearin human.
  "Are you nervous?" she asked in an understanding tune.
  I held out my shaking hand. "Look".
  "Alcoholics always shake. Tell me. Get serious for a minute or two. You owe me something. I'm here. You're still a drunk. But I'm here. What do you really think. Try to be honest for a change. I still am worried about it."
  She is always right, and I can't ever find a logistical way to disagree with her innate rational observations. I could only say, "I'll be cautious." How am I going to slip away and find a drink in the airport when we land?

Do you know what else makes me mad this morning? Music. I have 78's, 45's and hundreds of 33's. I have 500 CD's which are just great. Eventually thought they'll be forcing me to download everything form I-Tunes. Why!

In the summer, RI turns into RVI.

The Answer:
It turns out that Sandy Springs (Pop (94,000) is the fifth largest city in Georgia. They're not known for peaches, onions or football players. They are becoming known for getting it right. The City has 2 employees. Count em', 2! The city isn't  bound by pensions, colas, and too many people who don't seem to care about the customers -- tax payers. Everything is outsourced. Frankly it is better for everybody and always has been. Former town employees get better jobs and taxpayers get better service from more involved people. It can e even a wake up clall for losers. A retired guy from AT&T, Oliver Porter, inspired the entire system changeover. Hey, wait a minute...a business guy transforming and running an effective government! That can't be, can it? It has to be politicians who know their around...to lobbyist parties and free lunches.

Nothing has to be the way it was. But it's good to keep a little the-way-it-was under the mattress.

And, remember that o-w-e  is an anagram for w-o-e!

Nine out of ten business people say Tids is must reading when waiting in airports. It's better than utter boredom, they say.

Oliver Porter for President -- or a reasonable facsimile.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Am I growing leaves yet?

Today's Tid Issue 2,639
Opening Stuff:

I'm half way through fresh local corn season, and I'm convinced I'm now a full fledged vegetarian.

No wonder nobody ever comes to visit me -- Newport RI (Where I live) is the most expensive place for hotels. The report by CheapHotels.org has Santa Monica Cal 2nd, and they are followed by Napa Valley's Calistoga, Martha's Vineyard, Cambridge Ma, Provincetown, Avalon Ca, Boston, Laguna Beach and Wailea Ha. The survey is based on minimum cost of room in a two star hotel. But then, maybe nobody comes because I charge $300/day. A nice little continental breakfast is a available.

I think what Sandy Weil, "Banking's Biggest Empire Builder", was saying yesterday when he disavowed his own imperial banking moves of the nineties was that the US is no longer this big ball of cotton that can absorb the wild eyed excursions into Neverland by Wall Street risk takers. With grey clouds like a $16 Trillion debt and unstable world economy now inextricably tied to American financial markets, negative vibrate violently and quickly to wallets of the average citizen.

The Question: 
Celebrity chefs are becoming a dime a dozen including all of those where celebrity is often a figment of ones imagination. We all know Julia Child set the table for celebrity chefs. Name a man who made quite a splash in early TV chefdom. Where was he located? What did he often have in his hand?

The Headlines:
--Rebels, Syrian Troops Continue Clash Over Turning Point Target, Aleppo; Rebels Fear They Are Outnumbered.
--Market Soaring After ECB Assures Protection Of Euro.
--Zynga, High Flying Internet Stock, Crashes; Insiders Cash Out $516 Million Before Crash.
--FaceBook Down 6% Ahead Of Earnings; Social Network Games Maker Zynga.
--Cuba Says It is Ready to talk To US.
--Romney Under Fire By Dems For Comments On London Readiness For Olympics.

Maybe some people out there are getting the message about Obama. The normally very pro-0-Man Providence Journal editorial writer had to admit this morning in a piece about Obama's sneaky executive order that would undermine the Welfare Reform Act. On jult 12 when nobody was looking the HHSruled that it can issue waivers letting states out of the "essential" work requirement. They concluded saying "Major changes should be done through the legislature with hearings and votes by lawmen with accountability -- not with a quiet rule Issued by the Executive branch in the heat of July."

I haven't watched much of AGT this year but I think the voters got it right last ight with all of their choices. I'm only tempted to peek at the show because some of the acts are very entertaining, But it's the over the top main cast is disturbing -- America's Got Egos. Mandel is basically unwatchable to me. Osbourne is always whining or uncontrollably gushing. Nick Cannon, while probably a nice guy, is just too loud. 

I hate to brag, but our weather here lately has been about as good as it gets during the summer. And it feels even cooler when watching heat wave reports from around country.

I see where ex-Oakland Raider and NFL superstar Kenny Stabler is joining in the suit against head injuries. I'm thinking for him it could be too many hard falls off too many bar stools.

There is something magic about the combo of simply grilled fresh swordfish and corn on the cob. It's the perfect midsummer treat

I don't need a barometer or any of that fancy weather stuff. I can tell changes by the way my computer mouse sticks or moves around on the table. In case you're interested, it's been getting better while I have been typing.

Humans conquer enemies and reduce fears only to be always faced with new challenges and gut wrenching disappointments. For instance, years ago you would always hold your breath when starting a car. Now it just hums alive regardless of weather conditions. Today's mini tragedies often cyber associated...as I sit here in deadly fear of pressing something wrong and have this mess I'm typing disappear forever. Don't you wish!

You don't Need a Study Department:
New Research says that popular music has become louder and less Original. Well, Duh! And all this time I thought it was because I was an old curmudgeon. In addition into measuring loudness, the research group studied the diversity of chords and melodies and determined that they have "Consistently diminished over 50 years". It would be great to be able to get back to humming again, and not have to resort to Tea for Two.

Did you know that Abe Lincoln was a licensed bartender? Maybe that's why he was such a good problem solver. He just knew how to stay in the background and listen to people's ails.

The Conscience: Chapter 5.
  "Hi Babes, sorry I'm late, I had a client meeting."
  She looked at me with her daily evening questioning expression, arms folded across her chest. Then I saw her cheeks puffing a bit. Her eyes widening. She could no longer hold it. Like a clap of thunder from nowhere, a laugh to dwarf all laughs filled the simple colonial kitchen. She turned red. Tears in her eyes. Her legs wobbled. She put her hand on a chair-back and pulled it towards her. She sat and continued laughing, head down propped in her hands with elbows resting on her knees. Now trying to regain normal breathing, she looked up. Tears were running down her cheeks. She looked at me, standing there, with my regular evening flush and tie askew. She burst again. and finally managed to shout, "A client!".
  "Yes a client. A very good client."
  "And, how long do you think you can keep this one, if there really is one?"
  She followed my everymove as I turned away and pulled jug of white wine form the cabinet. I poured a hefty glass. Put the cap on the bottle, then turned back towards Evvy, grabbed a chair and dragged to a spot in front of her. I kissed her nicely. and sat facing her. I lfited my glass and took a sip. "Oh would you like a glass of wine? She moved her head no. Now I could see she was curious.
  "Well Evvy, beautiful and understanding wife."
  "Stop the crap, Jeff. Right now, I just abide you."
  "As I was saying, I have this big client Barnard Yachts." She didn't say a thing. My old Fraternity Brother Jason is the CEO."
  "So this is true?"
  "They are sending me a $25 Thou retainer. Want to go to Fort Lauderdale?"
 
The Answer:
Graham Kerr was the Galloping Gourmet and probably the next big TV chef after Julia Child. He often carried a glass of white wine and many thought he got a little juiced as the show wore on. Kerr was born in London and though a series of food management moves wound up in New Zealand where his extroverted cooking talents blossomed. I thought he was fun to watch. In 1995 he and Julia teamed up for a PBS Special "Cooking in Concert". He received a PHD in Providence RI from Johnson and Wales U.

So, tomorrow's Friday. Just another day.

Actually, this was about finished at 9:00 this morn. Bit if a gap, I'd say.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Tids at half mast.


Remember way back when you awoke all excited for some big outdoor event, looked out the window and only saw rain and dark clouds that seemed to go on for ever. Your life would never be the same, you thought. A tragedy of the highest order. And yet as profound and deeply hurtful as the tragic interruption of your hopes was, it had absolutely no effect on the rest of your life. Just thinkin'.

I see where WS is expecting a very good profit report from Apple, mainly because of excellent sales on the IPhone. I wonder if the fact that AT&T and Verizon subsidize the product to the tune of about $453 per has anything to do with it. So, the IPhone is a pretty neat product, but is it a pretty neat product for the money? How many would buy it at $653? That's what hap[pens when big Gov gets into business.

Normally each year I warn of the Ides of July, that time around the 15th of the hottest summer month when stocks seem to cool. It appeared that my oversight was going to be a lucky one as the market looked moderately robust for a summer, good earnings and all. Then came Friday, and that sinking feeling I always get just before the Red Sox August swoon. Unlike a rained out ball game or picnic, I never get over deep market retractions.

Have you ever noticed that at times Mahler sounds a little like Sibelius...or vice versa.

The Question:
Name five movies with Phillip Seymore Hoffman.

The Headlines:
--Confusion In Spain Has Global Investors Worrying; US Futures Down.
--Theater killer Holmes To Appear In Court Today.
--Syria Says It will use Chemical Weapons If Attacked.
--NCAA Fines Penn State $60 Million; Wins
Between 1998 and 2011 Vacated.
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82 Killed In Iraq's Deadliest day This Year.
--Novel, "The Conscience", Returns To Tids After Writer's Block Delay; Write Proclaimed Sane.
--11 Killed, 12 Injured As "Pickup" Truck Loaded With Passengers Runs Off Highway In Texas; Illegal Immigrants Suspected.

I'd have to say that in the aftermath of the horrendous movie theater shootings, all of the politicians properly focused the nations attention where it should be -- in prayers for the victims and their families. Except of course, Mr. I-can-run-your-life-better-than-you-can, Mayor Bloomberg of NYC. The only person who leapt upon the bloody bodies of the innocent to shout out one of his political objectives. Creep.

If it was up to me, Gino Cappelletti would be in the Hall of Fame. He was a real AFL pioneer, leading the league in scoring for 5 of 10 years in the sixties, and the Pats all ten years. He went on to coach and then into the broadcast booth where he was part of my weekends (With another fave from the 60's Gil Santos) for over 30 years. I got to know Gino in those Nomadic early Pats' years when the NY Giants were still the kings of New England pro football. But, you wanted the Pats to make it; you ached for them as they went from Braves Field (BU) to Harvard Stadium to even Fenway before Billy Sullivan built a bare bones stadium in Foxboro. And all through those struggling years, Gino was the shining star. A real star for all the right reasons. Sorry to see you retire my man.
I was in Trader Joe's and while looking at their display of "Reduced Guilt" Snack food offerings, I thought, I have no guilt and never have.

A lot of Chocolate Chip cookie sellers try to entice you with the "More Chips" strategy. I always feel they are trying to hide bad batter with chocolate. Batter is the key to Chocolate Chop cookies. When a plate of cookies is passed, I almost always take the cookie with the least chips. So, if you like chocolate, sit to my left.

I see where the Obama campaign spent more in June than they took in. Hmmm...looks like a pattern to me. And they say Romney can't do a better job on the economy.

The NCAA said it's announcement about Penn State will be "unprecedented". That could mean that they have no rule within their charter that permits them to penalize "criminal" acts. Some sports legal minds feel the NCAA chief is reacting to media pressure as opposed to doing the organizations work. And, all that talk of a death penalty -- the death penalty can only be imposed on institutions on probation, which Penn State is not. My guess is that the NCAA is opening itself up to some legal retribution by the the Happy Valley University. Sports nuts think that the only reason people pick colleges is because of the power of their teams. PS was (Is?) a tremendous educational power too.

Remember when the proper pinkie was distinctively curled while delicately drinking a cup of tea. Well, that is a human morphing that didn't go to waste. Today it is a boon to eating while driving as one can steer with the pinkie while hold a cup in the same hand, and aIPhone in the other. Tis a marvelous thing that delicate pinkie.

Will shootings like the one in Colorado eventually turn the US  into a police state? A place where

David Thoreau of Walden Pond fame was a decent, slightly weird, socially inept citizen of old New England. The problem with DT are the people who follow him and create inane interpretations of his simple thoughts of nature. Of course, he has been a great influence on LL Bean sales Check out this scenery and some super human feats (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=EEu42L0ufBY).

The Conscience: Chapter 4:
Boston: January, 1987.
(For your memories or those new to this, a Yankee boy goes to Alabama in the fifties with Southern fraternity brothers. he is dismayed at what he sees regarding treatment of blacks. At a Chuck Berry/Fats Domino concert he meets a girl, a friend of his friend, who suggests they get out of that sweaty mass of people. Beers in hand they stroll towards to the lake only to be obstructed by a 13 yo Black boy in the middle of the path. the girl "turns into a monster" berating the boy. Yankee boy steps in to say she shouldn't treat a person like that. She turns to him, fire in her eyes, shoving him, shouting you dumb Yankees don't know anything. He shoves back and she stumbles cracking her head on a rock. The black boy looks up saying "She dead Mister." The Yankee pulls her into the bushes, as the boy runs off. The next day, he returns and she is not there.)
  "One more, Jack, and I'm outta here."
  "You sure Mr. Morgan. You..."
  "Of course I'm sure, Jack. My body is crying out. Listen. Help me Jack, help me." Jack tried not to smile while he turned to pour another while I crept back into the deepest, blackest part of my mind. All I saw were eyes. Eyes imploring, They've been there from time to time, those eyes peering out of that alley. Those eyes that always say to me "I know", are there more often now. Today the eyes make me shiver. Other days those piercing, disturbing eyes are are comforting. The eyes of my partner in crime. But on days like today, the booze can't even hide them and the guilt.
  "This is your last Mr. Morgan. I'm just being your friend." Jack patted my hand. Why are people so good to me Wondered. I looked up and caught his concerned eyes. I smiled just as the phone in my pocket vibrated.
  "Oops. It's Evelyn." I turned around on the stool and put the phone to my ear. "Hi.."
  "Are you sober?"
  "Of course." Sobriety is relative.
  "It's time to come home."
  "Ok." I knew it was just a matter of time when she would stop telling me that. "Tell the kids I'll be their soon."
  "I love you." Why are people always so nice to me. Why do I turn around on the stool when Jack can hear many anyway.
 
The Answer:
I first remember seeing him in The Talented Mr. Ridley, where he was a guy you didn't know whether to love or hate. But he stood out playing against stars Matt Damon, Jude Law, Cate Blanchette and Gwyneth Paltrow. Prior to that hewas a supporting player in Scent of a Woman, Twister, Boogie Nights, Magnolia and The Big Labowski. The Big time came rapidly thereafter, including the Oscar for the annoying truman Capote role. Since then he was in The Savages and Synecdoche, New York. I liked him in Charlie Wilson's War and Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. Now he is a pick and choose Actor also dabbling in Directing. He is a dead ringer for a former friend and business partner who died young from alcohol.

I love Ernie Els, but my heart aches for Adam Scott. 

Happy fourth week in July!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The misinformation era.



All of the misinformation isn't coming from the White House. It is us too. We regularly participate in misinforming each other. People accept as gospel Internet polls which are about as far away from scientific sampling and reliability as possible. The numbers may be huge, imposing at times, but have no relevancy with regard to reality. And then there are those consumer preference "polls" like those posing as reviews for restaurants. Trendy but unreliable. First, they are answered mainly by people who have the time to answer. Second, the negatives will always be loudest because the injured love to scream. Many of the glowing positives sound like they are from mom and a few cousins. Even scientific appearing polls can be designed to achieve certain results by building in bias. Promoters use them regularly. Global warmers use them. Anti global warmers use them. Nutritionists use them. Unions use them. Management use them. And finally, reported results sometimes don't include all results that don't meet preconceived conclusions. I am not here though to crucify all polling. Most of the big research house polls are incredibly accurate whether for political or marketing strategies. They are run by honest, professional, well educated researchers. You just have to be careful out there because somebody is trying to fool you. Especially now, in an election year.
There doesn't seem to be much difference between Lindsey/Brittany, and the Kennedy women. It's just the way it's positioned in the news.

Do you think they first wrote the word "Column" the way they did so it would look better when they added the suffix "ist"?

I was wondering as I read the headline this morning, "Boy Scouts Reaffirm Exclusion of Gays", if before acceptance, 8-12 year old boys have to pass a nude picture of a woman test. I wonder what that badge looks like.

The Question:
I remember as a kid playing a game that required knowing names of all the types of Cigarettes (Remember Wings) and the types of cars. Quick, name five Ford division cars and five Chevy cars.

The Headlines:
--Jump In Housing Starts, Earnings Has Market Higher.
--Killer Bomb Blast In Bulgaria Was According To Israel's Netanyahu Iran Generated.
--Goldman, BoA Announce Cost Cutting, Employee Reductions.
--New Socialist French President Hollande Asks General To Review Country's Participation In NATO.
--Panetta Says That US Will Defy Any Iran Attempt To Stifle Shipment Of Oil.

The economy is a mess, and messier than most believe. All you had to do was listen to yesterday's harangue between the Fed chair and the politicians to get a sense of a bind that is on the edge of a disaster. The first big number: We are in fact $15,890,147.000.000 in debt and it grows in a scary fashion. (http://www.usdebtclock.org/) Check out the spending and tax revenue and the debt. OK, now yesterday Bernanke told Congress that the move to eliminate Bush tax cuts would stifle a snail growth economy as would cutting spending designed to start taking a bite out of the debt. Taking action to Lower interest rates, which is about all the Fed can do, has proven the past few years to have accomplished very little. Most times in the past it has been a fix that stimulated the economy. But not now, because the US economy has been seriously restructured. The real problem is that we should have stopped spending and cut out everything in the government about fifty years ago, except of course defense and...and...and...what was it we were getting for our $15 almost 16 trillion? Oh yeah, The Kennedy Center annual TV program.

BTW, that debt clock link  is a handy thing to save. It gives you all kinds of info including minute by minute auto sales by brand.

So, when things get bad -- eat! I don't know about you but I always have leftover when I grill chicken. Usually I make great sandwich for the enxt day. but here's a simple "Grilled Chicken Hash" recipe. First dice chix to about 3 cps. Quarter 1 1/2 lbs red skin potatoes;  boil12-15 mins.  I'm starting with my favorite ingredient -- Butter! In a large skillet heat 3 tbs Butter, 2 tbs OO. Slice two lg sweet onions (Vedalia - Yum), toss in, and cook covered on low ten mins, stir. Uncover, raise to med. Sprinkle atop onions 1/2 tsp salt and tsp gran sug. Cook 20-3 mins, stir often, til onions brown. Loosely mash down pots. Place pot and chix in onion mess with 1 1/2 tsp herbs de Provence and freshly gound pepper. mix all. in greased dish, scrape mixture and bake at 425 for 15 mins. Can't be bad.

Big banking precipitated it's current steady decline by building it's growth upon the loose sands of risk.

Here's five fatty foods that can make you thin...and happy! -- Grass Fed Beef, Olive Oil, Coconut, Dark Chocolate and Almond Butter. And my selections are Beef and Dark Chocolate!

I would have had a lot more Tids this morning if my sweaty arm hadn't stuck to my notes. Now I can't read the words through the wrinkles on my arms.

In these days of promiscuous electronic eavesdropping, the old comedy line, "Hey waiter, there's a bug in my soup." takes on a whole new meaning.

As you know, The Tids Financial Editor has termed the monthly wait for Bernanke as "Waiting for Godot". If you are aware of that confusing play than you can see the relevancy. Now, a chorus of European financial leaders have joined in saying "If you are looking to learn what's happening in the US, you are better off paying attention to almost anything other than Bernanke's congressional testimony." There are no panaceas and that is what everybody is looking for -- A fairy Godmother. Bibity Bibity boo just doesn't work on a debt that is now $15,890,287,000,000. That's up $140 Mil since the paragraph above, written about 1 1/2 hours ago!

One of the reasons spending has careened out of control is because a fundalmental law of existence: Demographic groups enlarge themselves  as population grows. Small groups become significant demographics and finally controlling behemoths. The average citizen never has time to unify thinking (ha-ha) he has a congress person looking out for him or her. They never know hits them

The Answer:
The Ford F-150 and the Chevy Silverado are holding these divisions together, but they aren't cars or SUV's. Ford: Focus, Fiesta, Fusion Hybrid, Taurus, Mustang, Edge, Flex, Escape, Explorer and Expedition. For Chevy: Corvette, Camaro, Sonic, Cruze, Impala, Malibu, Spark, Volt, Eqinox, Avalanche, Tahoe and Suburban.

Good new for Rhode Island old people -- The state isn't on the list of worst states for retirees. Worst is Louisiana followed by Georgia, New Mexico, Texas, Arkansas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama and Kentucky. This list isn't about cost of living but living longer. The states on this list have lower life spans, higher crime and common poverty.

Oh yeah retirees, the debt just grew another $60 Million in the last 45 minutes. What are your kids going to do about it?

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Escapism is a good thing.


One more week til the opening of NFL camps!

Is there anything more pathetic than a man trying to explain how he looked everywhere for an item magically produced out of thin in 3 1/2 seconds by a women. A smiling women. Standing there. Watching him squirm.

Oh yeah, there probably is something more pathetic. How about pulling back the curtain revealing what's really going on with Libors. They say that about $800 Trillion in investments are affected by the way big banks play self-serving games with interbank interest rates. Like many things in The Global Investment community before "Creative" banking, it wasn't always so with Libors -- formally a legitimate rate set by Thomsn-Reuters to govern borrowing by banks. Oh, the rate is still set legitimately, but the data that finally arrives at the rate setter after going through a web of manipulation is far from clean. The result is that the investors, whose money the banks are using, do not get the full return. By falsifying true interest rates,The banks are essentially siphoning-off for the personal benefit of their executives. As columnist Matt Taibbe says, -- "It's the equivalent of robbing a charity or church to pay for a lap dance." If you want to know what's really going on in this complex maze, you have to ask someone smarter than I.

The Question:
What band started playing together 50 years ago today?

The Headlines:
--Freeh Commission Investigation Into Sandusky Abuse Activities: "The Most Powerful Men At Penn State Failed To Take Any Steps For 14 Years To Protect the Children Who Sandusky Victimized."; Paterno Blasted.
--Buffett says US Growth Slowing; Europe Slipping.
--San Bernadino Latest cal City To Seek Bankruptcy.
--New Jobless Claims Fall To 350K; It's A 4 Year Low.
--US Auto Plants Put Off Normal Retooling Two Week Shut Down To Catch Up With Orders.
--9 Dead, 11 Injured In Mont Blanc Summertime Avalanche.
--House Votes To repeal ObamaCare; 5 Dems Join GOP.
--Looters Add To Misery Of Colorado Fire Victims.
--Romney Tells NAACP What He Thinks.

To many women cell phone users, "hands off" means taking both hands off the steering wheel to dial.

Does anybody on the public stage raise their noses higher in the air than Hillary C? O, maybe Barak O! "I look down on you." Check it out. Looking up into nostrils has never been great for public self esteem.

The new data from CNBC once again puts RI at the Top of the list titled, Worst Business Climate! This really isn't news at all, since it has been horrific here for businessmen of quite a while. The problem here is one that occurs in situations throughout society. Everybody knows what the problem is, but the solutions suggestions are never relevant to the real problem, and often mask the the real situation. It happens in marriages, businesses, organizations and of course here in RI.

US Entitlement group #73: "Hey, I've got a cute little, tight fitting outfit and expensive vehicle. How come the taxpayer isn't building an expensive bike-path for me?" Of course the entitled are always creative. So this group has massed together, dominating streets barely two cars wide and force cars to slow until it is safe to pass. And I won't even mention their apparent inability to stop at stop signs. Drivers just have to drive with their hearts in their throats hoping they won't hit one of these creatures.

In the last three weeks, Newport where I dwell has welcomed the worlds greatest sailors for the America's cup series, hoards of plain ole' folks to gawk at the tall ships, 32 professional tennis players from around the world, many olympics bound, for the Campbell Tourney (Yes the Soup) as a prelude to the induction of new Hall Of Famers. And now music! Newport has been known for its Jazz and Folk festivals (Coming in August), but the greatest of all events is The Newport Music festival, whicf lasts two weeks and includes much of the great new (and established) classical talent in the world. The concerts continue all day long, some days through Midnight, and are set throughout the town in the fine parlors of historic mansions. "Newport -- The something for Everybody Town".

I'd like to start reviewing "America's Got Talent" and picking winners, but I keep falling asleep. It must be too much Howie Mandel.

I'm checking out that new list Developed by Nielson called, "TV's Most Powerful Moments". I totally agree with #1 - September 11 2001, but that's where it ends. Katrina was second - but to me only powerful because it was on air so much. The assassination of JFK was only #15 and I would put that at a definite 1 or 2. Hell, they have the "Death of Whitney Houston" at 12 and Obama's "Acceptance speech at 13. Of the rest (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/tv-most-memorable-moments-911-oj-katrina-nielsen-121010226.html), I would only find about two or three more out of twenty that rate the Title of of "Most Powerful" anything. The Challenger Disaster, Oklahoma City Bombing, Columbine and maybe the OJ Verdict would make it on my list. Maybe Diana's death as an interesting news item but not as a something powerful. If we are going back as far as JFK, I'm thinking how about Watergate or Clinton/Lewinsky as glued to TV events. Whitney Houston's Death? Man have we lost touch.

The Answer:
The Rolling Stones have been making music for fifty years today. They've given us a lot of satisfaction, but even they can't get me off of my cloud today. Oh maybe later we should all go to Ruby Tuesday's for dinner, and raise a glass...or what ever gets them high. Hey, maybe we could order take-out from RT', go to a hospital and get high with a few of our friends. Oh, different group.

Knowing out cultural mindset, I'm really surprised that Michael Jackson's death didn't beat out 911.

I'm outta here.

Maybe the theme song for the Romney campaign should be "You can't always get (handed) what you want." But you can work for it. Do you think Mick would agree to a rewrite?



Wednesday, July 11, 2012

7/11: Casino day.

Today's Tids Issue 2,636
Opening Stuff:

I think this new email scheme of FaceBook is remarkably similar to Grand Theft! Or maybe it's just the latest evidence that FaceBook knows well the tractability of its users to the point that this behemoth intruder on privacy can actually steal private contact lists from their FB users and the malleable lemmings will say Thank you! It's damn weird if you ask me.

There's no truth to the rumor that Diane Sawyer, Andrea Mitchell and Norah O'Donnell have ordered Red, White and Blue* Cheer Leading costumes with a Giant "B" on the chest. They are practicing in a small room deep in beneath the Senate office building complex. It is anticipated that they will debut at the Democrat Convention In North Carolina. "Barak. Barak. He's our Guy, If the truth don't work tell a lie!" * If Obama wins a second term the costumes automatically turn all Red!

The Question: 
Following are clues to popular comic strips. How many can you get: Sunbeam, Sandwich, Scandinavian Marauder, Left Wing. Winged Reporter, Messy Room, Neighbor Nuisance, Kites and Footballs, Sleeping GI and Bent Tie.,

The Headlines:
--Market Quiet Waiting For Godot.
--China Economy Seems Poised For Slow Turn Around.
--Columbus Ohio Train Crash Looked Like Sun Exploding.
--Romney Tells NAACP That economy Is Worse For Blacks In Every Way; Gets Boos When He Slams ObamaCare..
--Wholesale Inventories Rise.
--MLB All Star Sets new Record On Boredom Meter.

At least once a week a big financial company becomes big news for all the wrong reasons reinforcing the image held by many of the unwashed that investment bankers are liars and thieves. The Latest is Peregrine Financial who say they can't find $250 Million of investor funds. They filed for Chapter 7 relief this morning. Who's next? -- Goldman, who's stock price is down 30% this year and has their investors wondering out loud.

The good news is that many states are waking up to ban texting while driving. The other good news is that "Writing down good ideas for Tids while diving" isn't even on their radar. 

Maybe my much maligned Spell Check has it right after all. They have no idea that Barak is an acceptable word. I wonder if Diane Sawyer will be cheering about that tonight.

I was listening to a news item about Barney Frank's wedding and learned that he calls is new mate "Happy Bottom". Say what? So I am wondering how many wives would like to be publicly known as "Jovial Pussy"? Cute for Barney but not so cute for cast iron frying pan on the head husband.

Have you noticed that with all of these social net work sites people are now writing for crowds. Don't you think it was nicer when a person would write a personal note to another person. The shallow society continues. "What hit me?"

In the older days up til the 1940's, when a person wanted some juicy info about another person, they'd just quietly pick up their party line and listen in. Now free technology from companies like Facebook does that for you. All you have to give them is your privacy.

It's interesting to note that the basis for everything that Cirque de Soleil does is an almost compulsive dedication to Fine Art! If you build a firm foundation, everything else just falls into place. So, why are we weakening the Constitution? Huh?

These hot news items just passed by my inquiring eyes: "Miley Cyrus Shows Off Unlikely New Tatoo."; "Dog That Looked Like Pitbull Mistakenly Killed."; "Nanny Rejected by (Charlie) Sheen's Ex.". And, for the 23rd time this week a new headline about the Cruise/Holmes divorce. It's about that firm foundation!

I'm still looking for some meat to drive my Political commentary.

The Answer:
In order the strips are Hi and  Lois, Dagwood and Blonde, Hargar, Doonesbury, Shoe, Zits, Dennis the Menace, Peanuts, Beetle Baily and Dilbert. I was going to put in Mary Worth, but I never really knew what she did. "Nosy Neighbor?

Don't go to a casino, go to a 7-11 Store and buy a lottery ticket. No losers today. Guaranteed. The President issued an executive Order.

See you all tomorrow.



Saturday, July 7, 2012

People can do it.

Today's Tids Issue 2,633
Opening Stuff
 
...Or, is it Saturday's Tids? Oh well, a Tid is a Tid is a Tid. A Tid by any other name is still a Tid. You know...that.

A quiet harbor anywhere in the world is pure peacefulness .

Why too many lawyers destroy common sense, Department:
What better example could there be to describe the intrusion into entities or people making intelligent, logical decisions than the example of the fired life guard. The life guard's crime was that he left his so-called "legally" defined jurisdiction to save a man's life in the surf. Save a man's life. Legal restrictions with the potential for suits do it all of the time -- waste money, destroy common sense. Legal assault on intelligent decision making is the biggest reason not to believe that Health care reform was carefully considered by the Pelosi Congress. Until they consider Tort reform, Health Care overhaul will never be accomplished. "I would have rushed to save a patient's life but my lawyer told me not to."

Here's my take on fleece "vests". If it's cold enough to wear fleece, then it is cold enough to have sleeves.

The Question:
On which Beatles' songs did Ringo sing the lead?


The Headlines:
--Romney Calls Jobs News "A Kick In the Gut for Middle Americans".
--Obama Admin Declares Afghanistan "The Newest US Major Ally." NATO Declines.
--Obama Hails To Cheers Of Adoring Campaign Audience Weak 80K Jobs Number As Latest Evidence Of Admin Led Recovery; Later Admits Numbers Not So Hot.
--Libyans Rush To Vote With Smiles Upon Their Faces.
--Zim Walks On $1Mil Bail.
--Syria Fighting Spills Into Lebanon.
--Federer/Murray Wimbledon Final One Of Most Popular In Years.
--Tiger Misses Cut; Waitresses And Strippers Wore Him Out In Post Victory Celebration.

I will miss your smooth play and exemplary off-court activities, Ray Allen. But the Heat?

I am learning fast never to buy coffee in over-stocked stores like "warehouse outlet" or "job lot" or "broken bargains". Most coffees in these bargain outlets are flavors nobody likes or if it is something like "Colombian", it's dreadful. No money is worth dreadful.

Belgium must have the best lobbyists in the world. Why else would every wannabe chic restaurant have Brussels sprouts on the menu? Creative chefs are so predictable.

"No, Harry, Batman does not work for the goverment. Yes, exactly, that is why he gets things done.. Oh God! Zowie. What was that? Oh, eh eh, just a little Bat-dart to the chest. Good shot Harry."

Jeez, Obama is everywhere. A "Sign-a-Birthday-card-for-Barak" ad just popped up on my computer. Can you say "1984".

Many of today's headlines appear to be written by people afraid of everything on the planet.

My favorite line of the week was in a column by Philly columnist Karen Heller about, and describing, the dear departed delightfully humorous Nora Ephraim: "Butter in a land of egg white omelets."

The story said President Obama signs bill to add transportation jobs and keep rates on student loans low. Why wouldn't the writer say, "...Bill 'passed by GOP congress' and signed..."? Why?...because he or she is the same writer who would have reported "President can't move economy forward because of immovable Republican Congress."

With every missed swing or sensational shot made by Tiger Woods, I'm thinking, was it a waitress or stripper who ruined/made his day. It's just the way it is.

I'll probably be restarting the novel on Tuesday. Tricky transition in progress befuddling authors mind.

The Answer:

Ringo was good, I thought, when he sang lead: Octopus Garden, Act Naturally, Yellow Submarine, With a Little help From My Friends, I wanna be Your man, Honey Don't, What Goes On and Don't Pass me By.

Find a cozy chair in the shade and sit still. The heat will pass. And remember the least Heat becomes part of your mind and conversation., the cooler it will be.

I could root for either player in the Men's Wimbledon Championship and be entirely happy with the winner..