Today's Tids Issue 3,061
Opening Stuff:
Yesterday was a happy day. Maybe it was day when all
of the biorhythms of all of the people were in line with everything that was
good and pleasant. That yesterday everybody fooled the world and did something positive,
just to say, hey -- Welcome April! We love you and the promises you offer. We know
the earth is awakening, and that means hope will be fulfilled, no matter how bleak is may have appeared.. And that love
will be manifested in Easter Sunday, when love will surely glow in the sky
above and in the hearts of people.
What a circus! Send in the clowns. Don’t watch
that man behind the curtain. Surreal. Dali couldn’t have created a portrait of
a meltdown like ACA has painted for the US healthcare system. We have President
MR. Bipartisan ridiculing Republicans for being honest with the American people.
We have democrats rejoicing about a monster snorting fire coming to town to eat
the peasants. They hail the peasants signing up for health care, many of whom
were forced to because the monster had already stolen what they had. While the US
is sinking under the weight of a bloated bureaucracy, the band will play on…
and the clowns will kick each other in the butts.
The funeral director read his
book in dead silence.
The Question:
What
is the deepest recorded dive by a whale? Oter than bamboo, what else tickles
the taste buds of Pandas.
The Headlines:
--Giant
Chilean Quake Not the “Big One”; Hawaii In No Danger Of feeling Serious Effects
Of tsunami..
--HFT
(High Frequency Trading) Will Be The New Focus Of Regulators, Legal Organizations;
Archtecture That Dominates 50-70% Of Street Activities Will be Difficult To Unwind
Without Destroying The Basic Entity.
--Bombs
Go Off In Cairo Near University.
--Bombs
Kill Police Ahead Of Afghan Elections.
--Sarah
Palin Says Ryan Budget A Joke.
--Gold
Expected To head Lower.
--College
Athletes Bringing Unionization To Capitol Hill.
--EPA
Accused Of Stonewalling On reports Requested By Conservative Orgs.
--SC
Strikes Down Limits Component Of Campaign Giving Law.
Housing developers just have to find new
architects…or maybe just start using an architect in the first place. I’ve seen
shopping centers significantly more visually interesting than some of today’s neighborhoods,
regardless of how much money is spent.
Nothing has surprised me more than the rise of
Under Armor. I guess if I was still playing ball in High school or college, or
among those who like to torture their bodies in rigorous activity I might have
noticed the coming of this new force in active wear. Of course my real problem
with the company is their logo, which I put in the class of the Hyundai. Mr. superficiality
is at it again.
Have you noticed that Hyundai has changed the
logo for the Equis. I guess the slippery “H” doesn’t work well in the luxury
arena. The SK’s have to recognize that it isn’t just the quality of a car that
counts here in America, it’s the way people want to look in their automobiles.
This winter is proving once again that
what seemed different is always the same.
I guess somebody sitting there in the bowels
of the behemoth USA Agricultural department thinks I should be eating 2 ½-3
cups of Vegetables per day. Of course, that has never happened and never will.
But, Cuisinart has three favorite methods for us to get the added foliage from
the soil. 1. Add them to your eggs. I add sausage or ham to my eggs, so that’s
out. 2. Turn green beans, zucchini or carrots into “Fries”! What’s wrong, aren’t
potatoes vegetarian enough for you? 3. Blend (There’s the Cuisinart connection)
vegetables into your juices. I can’t imagine anything worse.
And, while I’m on the subject,
they can rid the world of the word “Veggies”, too. It’s like they’re cute or
something.
Actually, I really hate to hear the vegetables
scream when you cut them out of the garden. Where is PETV when you need them?
I’m seriously musing about packing away my
fleece for another year. But the cold breezes off the unrelenting seas still seize
and rattle my bones. But, I am making seasonal progress, having now tossed
aside my socks until next December.
I would have never imagined that people spent as much
attention to polishing and trimming nails as they do. You can go into the
smallest town in the upper reaches of New England and you will find alongside a
post office, police department and drug store, a sign exclaiming “Nails”. Once
again, I’m missing something.
Yesterday was the worst April Fools
day issue of Your Morning Mess in the history of the Tids. And, I apologize.
The UN is getting much too
rambunctious,
and some Americans are turning to it as a jurist=diction for national disputes.
If you think ACA is a takeover of free spirits, wait till you see what happens
when we go global.
Why are so many people trying to scare the local yokels
about climate change? It’s not like the UN or anybody else can reach out and
stop a volcanic eruption, earthquake or tornado. Nope, it’s just what
everything else boils down to – money. The people, and there are many of them,
making money over the exploitation of bad weather want the support of the
taxpayer to continually approve all of the grants and studies and businesses
built around something if true, cannot be really stopped. I’m not one to say
that because we had a cold winter that the earth isn’t getting warmer, nor am I
one to say in mid July that it must be global warming. I just believe that
earth enters cycles. Only now, we have a lot of educated people who have found
a way to capitalize on a rainy day.
In an effort to combat global warming
and reduce the size of the footprint of infamy, Starbucks has decided to start
serving cold coffee only. Oops, that was for yesterday.
While I think that sitting on an ocean side rock
watching depleted waves trickling through pebbles and stones, a crab scurrying,
is as great as it gets, or economy just isn’t built upon such simple raptures.
One of the “Videos for the
Day” is
titled: “Chainsaw slices into tree cutter’s neck”. I’m not interested. Maybe
there really is too much on the Internet.
The Answer:
A whale
was recorded diving 1.9 miles, and it stayed down for 2 hours and 14 minutes! Yikes.
A Panda would probably love a butterscotch Sunday topped with orange slices.
Pandas love sweets, but have had to suffice with vegetables ever since they
were pushed out into the barren lands of Bamboo.
Here’s a nice sounding melody which you can sing
yourself. It’s called “Til I hear you sing, love never dies”. The music and the
words are here and all it needs is you voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUP5l2EcurU&list=PLB34996AA4E14446D
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