Don’t talk, and don’t write.

Today's Tids Isue 3,082

Opening Stuff:

Some people thousands of years ago probably never thought their words would be discovered on papyrus or carved on rocks. But today, we can be assured that whatever we say or do will be recorded for eternity on hard drives or in a cloud. I may have to start writing the Tids in code. For a Cheeto’s bag and $5,00 I’ll send you a Captain Tids decoder ring.

Donald Sterling is going to sue somebody. You can take that to the bank. And, it’s going to be really nasty.

You got to love drug giant Pfizer paying $100 Billion to get out of the USA. That is exactly what they are doing with their offer to Europe’s Astra-Zeneca, buying a headquarters outside of this country to avoid taxes. With the debt rising towards 20 trillion, the crying need from an overstuffed runaway institution called the USA requiring more of corporation’s and people’s income isn’t going  to subside.

The Question:

What five officially designated “Slave States” were not part of the Confederate States of America (CFA)?

The Headines:

--New Email Evidence Points To White House Cover-up On Benghazi.

--US Economy Expands By Just 0.1% In First Quarter; Growth Setback Is Smallest In Three Years; Private Sector Hiring Of 220,000 Strongest In 5 Months.

--India Signs Deal With Russia To Supply Arms To Afghanistan; Move Roils Pakistanis.

-- New Washington Post.ABC Poll Reveals Americans Say ObamaCare Worse For Health Care, and More Costly; “O” 8 Mil Signups Victory Lap Didn’t Make Dent In Opinion..

--New WSJ Poll Says Americans Want To Get Off Of World Stage.

--Flooding Follows Tornado Devastation In Alabama And Florida; 15-20 Inches Of Rain In 24 Hours Sets New Record.

--Boehner Says he Won’t Be Pushing For Immigration reform.

--Markets Seem Wobbly, Receiving Mixed Signals From Big Numbers; WS Wondering How New Sanctions Will Affect Global Banking.

In a new Tids special news report on the recent airlines stowaway, the crack Tid’’s investigative team learned that the young man chose the wheel well only because it was roomier than economy class.

I would call much of today’s pop music “Glitz Rock”.

The one time courageous heroine of RI’ers, Gina Raimondo, seems to have hung a significant left turn. All of her proposals smack of more of the same old big government and regulation attitudes. She has proposed two new arms of government; She has missed every opportunity to bring into question the antics of the legislature as the main culprit contributing to the decline of the Great Rhode island. Her last new idea was basically blaming the banks for housing foreclosures, essentially requiring them to bail out delinquents. I hear that a lot of her former strong Republican and more conservative independent support is waning. But, as the Pol experts says, she needs to be liberal to win the primary. So much for getting at the real problems. Politics as usual.

No guilt, no shame Jon Stewart is trying to liken comments at the NRA convention to the free speech of Ronald Stirling. Beware: Comedians can be dangerous to your rational health. Maybe they should have legal warnings after comedian shows like Stewart and Mahr similar to those in Drug commercials. The loss of an honest mind and principles is a serious thing.

Huntley and Brinkley must be shuddering somewhere as they watch he once fine NBC news operation fade to the back pages of integrity precepts. Even yesterday, in the maniacal rush to scoop the rest on the NBA/Stirling decision, they got it wrong. And, who comes out with the apology? None other than David Gregory, who should be residing on the mea culpa dais for continuous mis- and ideological “reporting”.

Maybe this is why we are having so much rain and storms these days: There is just too much Internet crap being uploaded into the clouds, and the God’s are really, really angry.

Hillary has a great chance of being the next Prez for no other reason that the Dems and media would probably love anointing the first woman Commander in Chief right after they elevated the first black to position of world leader. That’s the way it works these days. It’s not whether you are good or bad, but how you play on TMZ.

If every American had a money printing machine in the basement like the Fed Gov, the word “bankruptcy” would cease to exist.

That drip, drip, drip you hear is the real information leaking out on Benghazi as current White House operatives cleanse themselves preparing for their next position in the history’s biggest bureaucracy. Of course these drips may become pools in the Hillary campaign.

V. Stiviano’s lawyer says she is very upset over Stirling’s penalties. T couldn’t be because she recived from him two Bentleys, a Ferrari, Land Rover, $1.8 Mil for a Condo and $240,000 for upkeep and living expenses. Nah, nobody would equate sadness with disappearing dollar signs.

The only way Republicans can elect a President is to vote for somebody they don’t love.

The Conscience: Chapter 41 continues.

   Sanna suddenly turned and grabbed Angelica by the arm pushing her forward towards the door which would eventually bring them to Jason. I moved over to my video console to watch the action.

     A minute later, a confident Sanna strode into Jason’s office ready to take charge. She stopped short as she as stepped into the large space. Angelica stepped back a pace. Angelica noticeably relaxed as she followed Sanna’s gaze to a smiling James Smith sitting almost regally behind Jason’s desk. He stood as Sanna tried to regain her poise. He started around the desk to shake hands as Sanna moved forward, probably wondering, but also knowing that she was seeing the very wealthy influential man she had heard much about from Melvin, but never met.

     “James Smith, I would imagine,” she said, now displaying that annoying superiority. They shook hands, pairs of eyes prying, intimidating. The contest had begun. Sanna moved to a rich leather chair as James returned behind the desk. She turned to beckon Angelica, but saw her sitting, relaxed by the back of the room near the doors, like an audience. A small frown appeared on the mother’s brow.

       I moved quickly now, running down the hall, then a flight of stairs which brought me to the sumptuous ante room. I stood before the big double doors and inhaled deeply. No booze today. I smiled at my good decision. I opened the door.

The Answer:

 Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginis, Maryland and Delaware were all “Slave States” but not part of the CFA: Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, North and South Carolina and Virginia. BTW, the USA at the time was Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Rhode island. The USA all considered Free States were joined by other Free States Kansas, California and Oregon.

Remember, Mum’s the word!

Rules, I don’t like no stinking rules.

Today's Tids Issue 3,081

Opening Stuff:

 

The Pew Research company conducted a huge survey among 40,000 people in 40 countries to get an handle on Global moral attitudes. They covered topics like Extramarital Affairs (XMA’s – sounds like a new middle age crisis sports car), gambling, homosexuality and abortion and asked that they rate them Morally acceptable, morally unacceptable or “Not a moral issue”. It’s the last one that got me. Not a moral issue is a a growing classification by more people, which seems to indicate a trend towards obfuscation of basic life and interpersonal responsibilities…or simply, a world with no rules. Enough sermonizing. Some quick results: XMA’s are overall considered morally unacceptable by the most worldwide (78%). It’s 84% in the US, where by the away Abortion is only 49%. Only 20% WW think homosexuality is acceptable. Surprising. Gambling (62%; USA 24%) is second highest after XMAs and before Homosexuality (59% WW; USA 37% -- 35% not moral issue) and Abortion on the high unacceptable scale. The most morally acceptable areas were divorce, alcohol use, premarital sex and contraceptive use. Oh, only 19% in France think abortion is morally unacceptable, which may explain their declining population…being replaced by middle easterners. There’s always something.

 

Did you ever pause to think back and wonder how “I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah…” ever launched the greatest pop music empire of all time?

 

There’s Always One, Department:

Hey, thanks everybody for your response to my call for suggestions. Many sent in some great ideas. Maybe I’ll heed you. And, maybe I won’t. That’s what cantankerous editors do. But, alas, one woman took me to task. “I’m tired of your Pap,” she started. “Let’s get out there and do the hard world. Unleash the full force of your crack editorial reporting team. I want to know what’s going on In Putin’s bedroom to cause all of this aggression. Who exactly were Barack Obama’s friends at Columbia U? Why did every possible agency in the government come down upon former RI Speaker Fox? What kind of black mail evidence does Amal Alimuddin have on George Clooney?” I’m still shaking.

 

The Question:

Name the eleven moderators (Or co-moderators) in the history of Meet the Press. Bonus: Title IX requires hat we give CBS a chance too. What was the name of Alistair Cooke’s long running TV series?

 

The Headlines:

--New Storms Roar Through South Killing Dozens.

--Gunman Wounds Six At Fed-Ex Center In Georgia; Suspect Found Dead.

--Kerry has tales Of Moscow Operatives Instructing Ukraine Separatists; New Buildings Seized In Eastern Ukraine..

--Consumer Confidence Index Drops; Obama Approval Ratings Hit New Low; Under Pressure, Kerry Backs Away From Apartheid remarks.

--Good Earnings From Merck And Cummins Have The Dow I=on the rise

--Italian Courts Release New Info On Knox Case; Say two Assailants Killed Meredith Kercher; Evidence Says That Knox And Kercher Fought That Night Over Money.

--Russia Says Europeans Should Be Ashamed At Sanctions, Doing America’s bidding.

--Homeland Security Says Do Not Use Internet Explorer.

--Advertisers Dropping LA Clipper Game Broadcasts

--Learner Lawyer Saks For Meeting With House.

 

David Gregory is apt to do or say anything to bump up the now horrendous ratings of the venerable “Meet the Press”. Where have you gone Martha Roundtree?

 

Dancin’ Department:

It was titillating Tuesday with tantalizing tangos and many lascivious latin dances empting libidos. In the end it was No no, NeNe. Of course I’m in the Dancin’ commentary because my big brave soldier friend urged me to do more on fluttering fee than The Voice. Ricky Martin was the big draw last night and loved what he saw. The anticipation of lots of bare skin was somewhat tempered by the growing list of injuries, especially Amy Purdy who had to be taken away to the hospital before she could dance. Team Toca continued to show strength coming out on top over team Vida. That’s It for now. I will learn more, but I doubt if I can really ge into tis

I don’t know feet, but I do no pipes, and the good vibes were flowing last night on the Vocie. I loved the opening with Kat Perkins, although music critics may say she sounded too much like the original Landslide by the great Stevie Nicks. Christina Grimmie was just plain great, as was to me, Audra McLaughlin. I thought the Blake Shelton school boy act sending out Adams phone number was stupid, totally unnecessary for a show full of outstanding talent. Jake, one of my favorites was a little weak, but he has a big country following, I like Josh, and he was good, but I’ve seen him better. Last week’s courageous award winner Kristen Merlin is smooth and a favorite for the top 5. Devlin got back to being Devlin which is very, very good. Sishaun was as professional as ever and Tess rocked. I was looking forward to Bria, but she didn’t quite make it with a good song choice. I think she, and often many others spend oo much time touching hands wih the audience and lose the momentum of their song. So I’m thinking that Bria, Tess and maybe Jake will be in bottom. Bria may go.

 

I could do without the tired phrase, “Give it up for (Fill in entertainer).”

 

I think the Boston-Montreal NHL series will be one of the great wars. These two have been arch enemies since the beginning of the NHL as they are both members of the original Six. This could be an all original six tourney for the Bruins, having already beaten the Wings with the possibility of meeting the Rangers for the East and Chicago for The Cup. Now if this confused league could only figure out when to start the Montreal-Boston series.

 

The Tids used to be awash in puns, but I’m having trouble finding any really good new ones. But, puns ain’t dead, as there are signs of life for the lowest form of humor on many a store front Like, “Lettuce Eat”, “The Cod Father” and Tequila Mockingbird”. Then there is “Pita Pan” (Arabs can be funny), } Amy’s Winehouse, Planet of the Grapes, “Lord of the Wings”, “Bread Pitt” and the fish and chops place, “Frying Nemo.” And who could forget “Thai Tanic” or “I feel like Crepe”!

 

If you begin to find missing letters in words here and there throughout the Tids, then I think it’s a sign that it’s time to clean the keys.

 

The Answer:

As you may have guessed, Martha Roundtree was the first to host the trendsetting show. The rest in order are Ned Brooks, Lawrence Spivak, Bill Monroe, Roger Mudd & Marvin Kalb, Marvin Kalb, Chris Wallace, Garrick Utley, Tin Russert, Tom Brokaw and Lefty Gregory..no relation to Grove, but he can toss out some wild ones...  Bonus: Cooke’s long running show on CBS was Omnibus. He also had a show on BBC which ran from 59 years  -- The American Letter. One of he funnier Archie Bunker routines involved “Alice the Cook” (Alisatir Cooke)!

 

Feelin’ real good today, maybe because I, I, I don’t worry much anymore about reality.

 

Thanks to readers who send stuff in.

Rascals everywhere

Today's Tids Issue 3,080

Opening Stuff:

 

You can talk about Kim and Khloe, The Bieb and Miley’s tongue, but my eyes and ears are squarely focused on Putin. It’s hard to believe that a mature individual in these times, with all of the history to draw upon, would even consider any action that could ignite worldwide skirmishes, and more. But, people today want what they want, and it is becoming obvious that the Russian President wants the USSR. The market is down 160, and the Ukraine tension is a big part of it. It’s not just the prospects of Putin pushing a button, but fears of increased sanctions and what they would do to the US financial system. Weird, huh? You can wonder about the remains of Ml or be flummoxed over Harry Reid remarks, but the true reality show in America is “Putin In Kiev”. And, it’s scary real.

 

The unique thing about the new movie “Draft day” (Which I really enjoyed) is that they made an NFL movie with nary the utterance of the “F” word.

 

When you think about all of the advice floating around the web, on the nightly news or in cocktail party conversations, the old standby, walking, is about as good a remedy there is for many an ill.

 

The Question:

Name what may be considered the top ten Women’s Empowerment movies. And I don’t mean Debbie Does Dallas.

 

The Headlines:

--Ukraine Leader Says Russia Wants To Start WWIII; 4 European Leaders Rise On Worry Meter.

--Pentagon Confirms Russian Observation Ship Near US.

--Scott Walker in Close race for Wisconsin Governor Job; Dem Mary Burke Just 3 Points Behind.

--Microsoft Beats Estimates In Earnings And revenue; Analysts Like Report On Cloud/Mobile Future.

--Repubs Make Sharp 180 Away From Bundy; His Qwords Don’t Change dangers Of Government Intimidation.

--Hillary Makes Political Apology For Benghazi.

--Repubs Say Obama Is Skirting Constitution With New Administration Changes To Deportations Policy.

--Holder Cancels Speech At Oklahoma Police Academy Graduation; Rallies Against Say AG Isn’t aw Abiding.

 

 

As boating season arrives, I find that “The Landfall Report” is a handy information center for everything marine – from up-to-date Coast Guard info to the latest products. But then, I don’t know anything about marine stuff.

 

The most dangerous societal adventure is any white man uttering opinions about black behavior.

 

Illegal immigrants is just one of the indicators that bypassing the laws of land is the new national pastime.

 

Kerry has become the latest secretary of State to give up on finding peace between Israel and Palestine. I guess when Abbas united with a dangerous terrorist arm of Hamas, it gave a sign that even our diplomats could understand There ain’t gonna be no peace today.  I say that sarcastically, because every president Dem or Repub seems to think they have the answer. All you have to do is look around the Middle East and understand that there is no there, there. It is what it is. All of those clichés are representative, because it has been what it is since the beginning of time.

 

Take it to the Bank, Department:

The women’s empowerment theme of the new film The Other Woman will become a dominant topic of the weekday afternoon talk shows. Is there golf on today?

 

Everybody on American Idol loved CJ as a good guy, and J-Lo had a mini nervous breakdown when he was axed. He does seem like a nice guy, but as far as singing went, it was amazing he lasted so long. Ironically, as he sang his exit song, I heard a performance that was pure, good entertainment. You know, maybe this year’s AI  group is as good as those past, but unfortunately, they have to be compared to superior The Voice where the singers are just obviously better.

 

I dread having to report on America’s Got Talent because that means I’ll have to listen to Howie Mandel.

 

The more I hear commercials for buying gold as an investment, the more I feel it is one big con game.

 

The Conscience: Chapter 41 continues.

         A black expensive looking car pulled up to the guard house at the entrance. A hand wriggled out of a half opened window and gave the Guard a paper which he read. He pushed a button to open the gate, and the car powered through, moving quickly to the revered vacant spot once owned by Jason’s dad. That had to be Sanna, I thought, the most irreverent of them all. The driver jumped out first and pulled open the back door for Sanna. Sanna, stepping out, looked almost regal in what was probably some big time fashion designer outfit. But don’t ask me. At the same time, the opposite rear door opened and I saw Angelica rise up, straightening her skirt and jacket as she moved away from the car. I straighten up and ran my hand through my hair. She walked around to join her mother, who continued to stare straight ahead. Fixated on something that was probably only in her mind.

   Angelica now stood behind her mother and looked fragile to me. She was looking around, up at the windows and at people milling out for the factory area for lunch break. I moved forward so my body filled the window. Her head turned as she surely sensed a changed in the scenery above. Her eyes lifted up. I saw her lips turn into a smile. She quickly lowered her head and stared at mom. Mom hadn’t moved an inch. Maybe she was remembering her Mobile Alabama past. Maybe her anger was again rising against me because I had taken it, and so much of her life away from her. I moved away from the window.

 

Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:

--The critics are calling The Other Woman a “woman’s empowerment movie”. Like women need empowerment! In the film a woman finds out that her boy friend is married. She confronts the wife only to find that she likes her and they have much in common. They (Camron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton) both meet a thord women also having an affair with the husband and they unite for revenge schemes. It’s probably watchable and I’m thinking it will be like “9 to 5”.

--The Brick Mansions refer to the warn out older homes in downtrodden Detroit. They are the headquarters of bad guys, An undercover agent tries to take down a ruthless crime lord with access to a neutron bomb. Sounds weak. It is one of Paul Walker’s last films.

--In The Quiet Ones, a group of University student meet at an estate outside of London where thysd conduct an experiment on a young girl, trying to extract horrible secrets. What the find is more terrifying then they could ever imagine. Good horror yarn if you liked to be scared.

 

The Answer:

As usual there could be a lot of arguments with a list like this. So here goes. #10 is Silence of the Lambs.9. Charlies Angels (?) 8. Amelie 7. Girl Interrupted 6. 9 to 5  5. Bend it Like Beckham 4. Aliens  3. A league of their Own  2. The Queen and at #1 – Erin Brockovich.

 

Have a great no hassle weekend…e-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!

All that jibe.

Today's Tids Issue 3,079

Opening Stuff:

 

One lonely sailboat sits in the harbor. A frosty morn, ice dripping from frozen bowlines. Serenity. Perfect peace, with only the hypnotic lapping of quiet ripples at the water line. There is no scene that is better at luffing my mind. Memories of twilight in a peaceful cove; glimmering reflections off a glassy surface. The morning nip in the air. The anticipation of roaring seas to come, beating to windward; running downwind to home. I see it all in this frosty boat nestled in a cold spring harbor. Just standing there.  Dreaming

 

Today is one of those great windblown mornings where pushing open a door is like going to a gym

 

So, did you hear about the guy who used all of his money in his hedge fund to pay for new landscaping?

 

The Question:

The midsize SUV has become a popular car for many demographics. What are considered the Top Ten for 2014? Bonus: One major guitar manufacturers is closing it’s Connecticut factory. Name it and five other Guitar manufacturers. And 10 iconic guitars of great musicians.

 

The Headlines:

--Afghan Hospital Security Guard Kills Three US Doctors.

--Weekly New Jobless Claims Jump By 24,000 To 329,000.

--New Russian Exercises Scaring Markets This Morning.

--Putin Warns Foreign Companies: “If You Leave Because Of Sanctions, Don’t Expect An Early Return.

--“O” Calls for More Sanctions; Hillary Jumps Aboard Sanction Bandwagon.

--Colorado Poll Has Rand Paul Beating Hillary 48-43.

--GM Profits Fall From $900 to $100 Million; Stock Up As Lower Number Beats Estimates; Concerns For Microsoft As Investors Await Expected Lower Revenue and Profit; FaceBook Shows Earnings Strength.

--FDA Issues Rules Banning Sale Of e-Cigs To Minors And Requiring Warning Labels.

 

You know you are going to have a problem relying on your sailing partner when he says things like, pointy end, big pole, string and rope, steering stick, big or small sail, parking hook, green slimy stuff and thingys. SOS – mayday!

 

The Apple split has energized the market. But some wise observers are looking for more creative new products and less financial engineering. The big red fruit has not excited the universe as it has in the past (Except for their loyal acolytes). Tweaking and splitting can only carry a company, once admired – no adored -- for innovation, so far.  It’s time for the big one. Was Jobs that good?

 

How about that former heart patient who is now a successful pace maker in Marathons?

 

With narrow minded nutty libs like diBlasio banning everything in sight, what this county needs is a good dose of Roger Williams enlightenment. Where did you go, Rhode Island?

 

Actually, I have figured out this rising ocean thing. Michelle O is right and the population is growing and getting heavier…and it’s the continent that is actually sinking. Ok, give me back my incandescent light bulbs and I’ll stop eating Cheetos.

 

Have you noticed that Universities clamor for “Diversity” and then build African, multi cultural, ehtnic or LGTBQ centers where the diverse can isolate themselves from the rest of the student body.

 

The news is that Bieber blew it again, praying at a Japan shrine hated by Chinese and South Koreans whose citizens of yore were raped, mutilated and killed in the wake of Japanese savagery. But, I’m betting that his publicist told him that praying would be good for his rep. So let’s give the brat a break on this one. No way he would have thought to stop and pray.

 

Several of the American Idol contestants actually sang on key last night. But CJ was worse than usual. He just has to go. It’s embarrassing to the others that he continues to stay.. Sam sings decently at times, but he is a real amateur and as dull as dishwater. Jessica woke up and won the night. Jena and Caleb were strong as usual and the talented Alex was good on one but faltered badly on another. Let’s hope the teen girls don’t vote for Sam over a more talented Alex. CJ should go. Really. It’s time. He just flat out can’t sing…with flat being the operative word.

 

There seems to be a pretty serious movement afoot in the “O” Admin to free all non-violent prisoners, mainly drug related. That sure will help fix unemployment.

 

Smokers are donning their flack jackets again as the FDA is targeting not only eCigs, but cigars, chewing tobacco, pipe tobacco and hookahs. I guess the lazy states are running out of cigarette settlement money, and the FDA is handling lawyers more fodder for class action suits.

 

The Conscience: Chapter 41

     My heart was bobbing up and down upon a rolling stomach, as I sat in small office overlooking the yard at Bernard Yacht. This was the day we had hoped to see. It didn’t look any different than any other day at the boat yard. People were coming an going and the sounds of production provided a rhythmic backdrop. Even Wu, who I now saw scurrying along with some papers in his hand, was in seemingly normal mode doing whatever new CEO’s do, and whatever he thought he should be doing for Sanna.

      But, it was different in this small room where my hands were shaking, and I felt sweat rolling cooly down my sides into little damp pools at my waistline. No, not at all business as usual as I worried about what would come, and Angelica. I didn’t see her after the meeting with Mom, And she hadn’t answered emails, phones or texts. This was not like her at all.

       I got up buoyed a bit by the memory of her smile and enthusiasm and walked over to an array of electronic equipment which displayed visuals from every section of the factory, and most importantly Jason’s office. Wouldn’t it have been nice if the system was this complete when Sanna’s thugs walked in two months ago?

     I should feel good. My life is looking up. I have bared my soul and faced my sin. My wife hasn’t run away from my truth. But the gnawing continued. I picked up a glass with about a half inch of scotch in the bottom. I poured it down and felt the soothing warmth. The hand shaking slowed, and so did my brain. I’ll work on drinking next. I think I’m ready.

 

The Answer:

Unfortunately, I have to go by the list I found, and I disagree that the Ford Flex is midsized, but alas it is # 10. The rest in ascending order are Kia Sorrento, Hyundai Santa Fe, Dodge Durango, Ford Explorer, Chevy Traverse, Honda Pilot Jeep Grand Cherokee, Nissan Pathfinder and #1 -- Toyota Highlander, I always thought of them as big SUV’s. What about the BMW X5? Frankly, I thought the list of midsized were like the BMX X3, Jeep Cherokee and other’s similar. The “Most Fun” SUV’s (Now who actually classifies this?) Mazda CX-5, Acura RDX, Nissan Juke, Toyota FJ, Range Rover Sport, Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT, Mercedes ML63 AMG, Audi SQ5, Jeep Wrangler and #1 Porsche Macan. So…who is it exactly who defines “Fun”? Bonus: Ovation owner Fender is closing the Connecticut operation. Guild guitars are also made in Conn. Other brand names are Gibson Les Paul and Startocastor (by fender). The five most famous personal guitars are 1. Jimmy Paige Gibson Les Paul  2. Angus Young Jaydee SG  3. Jimmy Hendrix Monterey Fender Stratocaster  4. Keith Richards “Micawber” Fender Telecaster   5. Jack White Airline  6. Tony Iommi “Old Boy” SG  7.  Eddie Van Halen “Frankenstrat”  8.  Brian May “Red Special”  9. Randy Rhoads Polka Dot Flying V  10. Paul McCartney Hofner Bass. Interested in the rest of the top 25 – check out http://www.antiquiet.com/lists/2013/05/top-21-most-iconic-guitars/

 

If I would spend my life at sea

Would I get tried of only me?

Would the thrill, wash away?

And loneliness consume my day.

 

It’s nice to dream, but reality always gets in the way.

 

As one insightful reader reminds us about perspective. Ham and Eggs: For the chicken it’s a day’s work; For a pig it’s a lifetime commitment,

 

See Y'all tomorrow!

 

Mom and Pop world.

Today's Tids Issue 3,078

Opening Stuff:

 

It’s always sad when the chains take over. They work by formulas based on averages rather than being part of the people, despite their PR. Fighting for the last donut shop, drugstore, ice cream stand is not unlike standing your ground for states and local governing rights. Even in big cities, neighborhoods find their own, create their own specialized services. It’s the nature of people who understand freedom, who feel secure in their own control, down to the last donut.

 

Last night at Fenway Park the yahoos booed the great Jacoby Elsbury. They should have been booing management for letting him go.

 

The construction industry here is whining, wanting help from the state to reinvigorate their tired industry. They seem to forget that in the mid 2000’s they overbuilt for a market that couldn’t afford what they were selling, and that the State of RI is and has been declining in population. But, that is it today, isn’t it. Everybody wants everything regardless of whether it’s realistic. Maybe Chafee-Lite could proclaim “Add an addition for a homeless person” Day.

 

The Question:

Today is the birthday of a man considered to be the worst US president of all time. Who is he? What did he do wrong? Name the next worst nine on the list of bottom ten

 

The Headlines:

--Russia Sternly Warns Of Force.

--US Paratroopers Arrive In Poland; US Journalist Held By Russian Separatists.

--Facebook Crushes Earnings Estimates; Stock Up Slightly In After Hours.

--Egypt Says US Aid Necessary to Fight Jihadists.

--Obama Says USWill Back Japan Over Islands Dispute With China.

--Georgia Gov To Sign Bill expanding Gun Carrying Rights.

--IRS Agents Awarded Large Bonuses; Some Have Disciplinary Problems, Owe Back Taxes.

 

Have you noticed that in big stores like Costco, BJ’s et. Al., people drive their baskets like they are in England.

 

A smarter than average reader warns about the Energy Master Limited Partnership (MLP) funds presented here Tuesday. He says the MLP’s are under tax scrutiny, which always sends caution flares to me. Because of the growing deficit the Government is looking anywhere and everywhere fo dough, and they focused on the partnerships. If action were taken it would obviously dramatically reduce Returns. For the moment, Congress has turned their eyes away. Morningstar says they see a move to add taxes there as unlikely and add if changed, the effects on the valuations will be minimal. It’s not like Wall Street forecaster have ever been wrong? I’d check it out my friend’s warning, but for now they are churning out dollars for investors.

 

Something bothers me when I read that a person was fired because using your initiative in difficult situations is against company rules.

 

Governor Chafee-Lite said yesterday that he is adding to “National Prayer Day”, “National Day of Reason” for atheists. So help me God.

 

One of the hardest things in life is bumping into a friend in a store, and having to word joust for about 45 seconds until his face connects to a name in your brain. Smiling helps. Scratching you head doesn’t.

 

I have no intention of supporting a war backing Japan over China because of a couple of rocks in the ocean.

 

The monster morasses of manipulation maraud on. And, the people are helpless in their wake.

 

The people who are trying to get Gov approval for their new powdered alcohol product warn users not to snort it. Of course, that means that people will immediately try to snort it.

 

In an effort to save money by better utilizing existing Fire department assets, a council woman from the East Side Providence suggested that they could use all of the idle fire engines to respond to false alarms. God help us.

 

The Answer:

James Buchanan, the Prez before Lincoln, is chastised for his indifference to the Civil War. He is also receiving negative votes for his views on slavery. Academics looking back point to his Inaugural Address where he called the territorial issue of slavery, “Happily a matter of little practical importance”. He also seemed to be a pretty firm States Rights guy, saying that the US has no more right getting involved the Sovereign States than it does with “Russia or Brazil”. He was referring again to slavery which he said should settle by those who are involved in it and not distant bureaucrats. The next nine worst according to university academics are Warren Harding, Andrew Jonson, Franklyn Pierce, Millard Fillmore, John Tyler, US Grant, William Henry Harrison, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover and Zachary Taylor.

 

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Today's Tids Issue 3,077

Opening Stuff:

 

You know, life today is about the new “beeps” that people bring into your life. World denizens are being defined by the beeps they carry through their day-to-day glories and setbacks. People are defined not by te smiles on their faces and love in their hearts but by the machines that carry them through the day. If you hear strange beeps in the night, it usually means there’s a person in your guest room. Oh, the accommodations we make to live in a progressive world.

 

If the NCAA changes athletes team transfer restrictions and adds pay to college players, the small schools will just become farm teams for the big schools.

 

The Question:

Name five well known child actors who died young.

 

The Headlines:

--Supreme Court 6-2 Supports Michigan Ban On Affirmative Action; Sotomayor Writes Dissent Supported by Ginsburg’ Kagan Recused..

--Stock Markets Up; Gold In Decline For Third Day.

--Moody’s Warns Of Dire Consequences If RI Doesn’t Come To Reasonable Agreement On Pension Reform.

--US Military Prepared For Action.

--Independent Voters More Apt to back Anti-ObamaCare Sentiment.

--Observers Say NK Preparing New Nuke Test.

--“Humanist” (AKA – Atheist) Organization Sues NJ School District Over “Under God” In Pledge; Looks Like Supreme Court Will be Next Step; Same Orgainzation, American Humanist Association, Awaiting Results Of Similar Suit In Mass; Mass?

 

I think baseball was better before video replay. The outcomes in the grand old game is often based on the consequences of flow. With replay interrupting or changing the natural flow of the game, baseball will be like going back in time and mistakenly stepping on an ant that would change the course of history. I say dump it now and let the players and humans determine the game. You can count on one hand the number if mistakes that changed the course of a game in a decade.

 

No, Harry, I can’t play car crash right now.

 

It cost Auburn University 3.1 Million just to bring the football team, Official college dignitaries, band and support crews to the BCS championship game. $3.1 mil in travel costs for one game. And leagues think it’s a good idea to add more teams that are further and further away. This ain’t your grandfather’s college football anymore. Rah, Rah…Sis Boom Bah, the nuttiness has gone too fah!

 

The head of the American Islamic Forum For Democracy, Zuludi Jassor, said yesterday that the White House doesn’t have the courage to use the word “Muslim” or “Islamist” when discussing extremist tendencies. He adds, and this is so typical of the “O” admin, “You can’t have National Security by PR.”.

 

Before I get to The Voice, I have to tell you that I’ve been badgered by a reader to do more on Dancin’. To me that’s like going into a strange battlefield like Afghanistan. But, I will find a way. That’s what I do.

 

I personally enjoyed every act last night. I didn’t perceive any acts crying out, “get rid of me”. Kat will probably stay, but I thought she was off. I personally like Jake, but he started flat and nervous but came back strong. I like Audra, and she sang one of my favorite songs. Of course, Josh can be magical, and he was. Kristen Merlin got trooper of the night recognition, but she is also very good. Sisaundra is a pro, and TJ and Delvin have great voices. Unfortunately voters could easily group as similar Bria, Dani, Christina and Tess together, with votes for one cancelling votes for another. Devlin missed a chance to spellbind and will be in the bottom three with perhaps Bria, who I like and maybe Dani.

 

I applaud the person who has no machines to dominate his or her life. But, I worry that they will not be able to participate in the future.

 

Unintended Consequences, Department:

0-Man and his henchmen assured the Dems of lot of votes from young people with the program that forgives student loans. It appears that the colleges are using this free money give-away to raise tuitions and costs to students. But, may be that was the intended consequence all a long – reward their professor pals with more taxpayer funded loot.

 

Maybe kids when in high school didn’t learn what the word “loan” meant. That’s a distinct possibility considering that so many kids entering college can’t read nor spell, or do simple math. But who cares now, It’s free.

 

Of course, “loan” really doesn’t mean what it did in the past. With the big indebted government around, losers from Wall Street to the  ghetto can just walk away and the Gov will bail them out. It’s a crying shame.

 

In the new era, dying early means that you don’t have an up-to-date smart phone.

 

One of the crying shames in America is the disconcerting frustration among valiant Military veteran officers as the cuts start to trickle down threatening careers based upon investment of life and limb to protect fellow citizens. You can read the papers, but, I know a couple of people at Fort Bragg who have felt the anguish of not only the brave soldiers but also of wives and children who may be left feeling there is no future. Am I over dramatizing this? Probably, that’s what I do. Is it absolutely true? Absolutely yes.

 

Retired SC Justice Stevens Says he would change the Constitution. Great…just what this country -divided against itself needs. Two of his ideas would revolve around changing the second amendment, giving congress more power over states and opening up background checks. Another would be on adding campaign finance restrictions. He would abolish the death penalty and the partisan redrawing of electoral districts. Somebody will take up his cause and sue somebody.

 

One of the ads I dislike is the one from lawyers saying, “Tired of being hounded by creditors? We’ll help you eliminate your debt through bankruptcy”. These connivers paint the lender as some kind of evil Godzilla, and encourage debtors to leave them hanging. This, of course only adds more cost of goods and services for all people.

 

Five high yielding Energy Partnerships that can give you near 10% returns are Linn Energy, BreitBurn Energy, EV Energy, Legacy Reserves and Ferrellgas Partners. A negative would be in IRA accounts where a portion of dividends would be taxable.

 

The Answer:

So many are familiar. Heather O’Rourke – Cute in Poltergeist died at 12 from surgical complications. Then there is River Phoenix, Judith Barsi, Dana Plato, Lee Thompson Young Brad Renfro, Carl Switzer, Jnathon Brandis, Anissa Jones and Bridgette Anderson. You can check out more at http://www.ranker.com/list/30-child-actors-who-died-young/celebrity-lists?format=SLIDESHOW&page=15  ---including Rob Knox who was stabbed to death defending his brother from an attacker.

 

No. Harry, you don’t have to throw up. It’s just psychosomatic.

“Psychosomatic, Granddad?”

Forget about it, Harry. Let me see your starship.

The people still count.

Today's Tids Issue 3,076

Opening Stuff:

I wrote a little story once called “A beautiful shade of Gray”. It was about the weathered shingles of small New England homes nestled among the dunes and atop rocky crags. With a gray dory pulled up on the beach; in a small cove. All of the eccentric grays accentuated by yellow black eye’d Susan’s and white daises waving in the ocean breezes. But the small monuments of a comfortable past are being devoured by new, often non-descript buildings, with the main purpose, it seems to me, to provide views from points as high as legally possible. The newcomers will learn that living by the sea, isn’t about looking at it, but know it’s always there with its many moods. And feeling its presence as you kneel to plant another dahlia bulb. It’s sad to watch the change.

 

Did you hear about the Polish guy who went for an eye test…and knew 4 out of 5 guys on the chart.

 

The banks just couldn’t resist the temptation any longer. Even though tight rules are good for economic stability and better for those who can’t afford massive loans, the pinstriped suits are loosening the credit rules again. It isn’t quite like the near illegal breakdown of early days of the millennium, but it could get there again. It may already be there in the auto loan industry where 88% of GM’s loans have been to people with a credit score less than 640. The effects of that are starting to show up as missed payments are increasing and the repo man is busier than he has been in years. First the cars, and then the attached garages. How come a bustling economy in these modern times always seems to translate into stupidity

 

The Question:

There must be something in the air because in the last few days we have celebrated anniversaries of three national tragic events. Name them. Bonus: What seven states don’t have income taxes?

 

The Headlines:

--Investors Looking For Profits Moving Away From tech Phenoms.

--US Air Strikes Kill 30 al-Qaida In Yemen.

--Tensions remain High In Ukraine.

--Elizabeth Warren Says She Isn’t Running For President.

--National Housing Sales Prospects Looking Tepid.

--Japan Begins Activities On remote Island Angering China.

--150 Thousand Attend Pope’s Mass.

--Runners Descend On Boston For Memorable Marathon; Security High.

 

So, why did the US Government decide to become cattle rustlers instead of using the court system?

 

I always thought my car was yellow until I washed it last week.

 

The big traditional unions -- the United Autoworkers, Steel workers, Electrical Workers, you name it – will organize anything that walks and talks. It’s all about the union power barons and the need for dues to support them. We’ve seen the mess caused by unions over reaching in the public sectors (Which FDR called insane and basically a conflict of interest). College athletes are the new meat on the union platter, and also maybe colleges in general. This morning I read that UConn’s graduate assistants have voted to be unionized by the United Auto Workers! Just what overpriced education needs, more cost! Unions were critically important in bringing humane work rules and reasonable wages to industry. But, now they’re just keeping their executives in business. And adding cost to institutions that have finite income.

 

I’m hearing that in those lands of gigantic McMansions, more and more owners and new buyers are tearing them down and building smaller homes because of high heating costs and real estate taxes.

 

Speaking of change, here are some everyday products that are fading fast as sales decline noticeably: Cable TV in favor of Hulu, Netflix; Landline phones; the once hot GPS devices; DVD, Blue-Ray Players; Hotel Rooms (VRBO); 2-year cell phone contracts; desktop, laptops; Extra leg room in economy; Credit cards with points; Digital cameras.

 

Do you know what I don’t like? Auto rental companies. They don’t seem to trust their customers.

 

Actually the spotlight tends regularly to shine on the wrong aspects of society these days, and I’m not just talking about the lowest forms like the Kardashians and imitators. Out in Topeka Kansas some official decided it a good Idea to celebrate Brown versus Board of Ed, and invited Michelle Obama to speak. And the parents are up in arms, not Republicans by the way, but parents of the disadvantaged who have looking forward to the graduation of hard working children as a great accomplishment for the kids and family, and as the firsts step on the way out; to celebrate the reality, the realization that through education they will make it out beyond the crime and drugs. This Tids isn’t about being against Michelle O, it’s for praising the individual achievers. The kids who fought their way up to better grades. HS Graduation is the Senior’s day. They are the stars.

 

Love/Hate, Department:

Magazines more and more have big features about the lists of wealthy. They do this because people read them. So while the Admin rants against the wealthy (Except for themselves and their big contributors) the people seem to be having a love affair with the successful, even as they are envious.

 

Kids in poor neighborhoods get into the drug business because they want to be rich.

 

Thanks to a good friend for the Polish joke, He said it would help polish up the Tids.

 

I think what I find most different today versus yesteryear is that today you are a number and years ago you were a person.

 

I can play Free cell much faster on my Lap top than my tablet. Which frankly, doesn’t mean much at all.

 

One thing I don’t like about playing Free cell on my tablet is that to continue onto the next game I always have to select “New Deal”. Yikes, haunted by FDR.

 

The Conscience: Chapter 40 continues.

    “Now that wasn’t too bad, was it Mr.  Morgan.”

    I smiled back at her, but guarded my reply as I watched Bruno lean into the table. “Maybe you and I will be good partners anyhow.” I paused “And, what did you say happened to your daughter?”

    She ignored the Angelica part of the question as I thought she would and then turned scary serious. “No, we’ll never be partners, Jeffery, but I will own you. I have that DNA from that night you raped me in full view of a restaurant staff and patrons. And Bruno remembers clearly you putting something into my drink. And, after all, this is Genoa and not America; this is the Bilgietto’s Genoa. It’s too bad Mr. Morgan that your booze loosens your moral restrictions.” She just looked into my eyes, The same lifeless eyes I saw that night in Mobile Alabama. This time, though, her eyes were truly dead; devoid of humanity. This time though, the memory of that awful night didn’t send me diving into an endless dark hole.

    I held her eyes longer than she probably expected. “It looks like our business is done. Why don’t you and Bruno celebrate together.” As I leaned over to pick up my briefcase, some how I tipped a glass of water which drained into the henchman’s lap. I turned to look at his face turn red, but knew Sanna wouldn’t let him squash me like fine Mediterranean olives. At least there. “You don’t have to stand, Sanna.” I reached out to shake her hand. “When can I tell Jason you will be coming down to his place.” I waited, “Maybe we can go out for a drink.” 

 

The Answer:

The 3 big man-made tragedies were the terror attack in Boston, the Oklahoma Bombing and Janet Reno’s war in Waco! What is it about spring, anyhow? Bonus: I’m thinking of moving to Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Texas, Washington and Wyoming. Or, NH and Tennessee which have next to no tax..

 

While everybody across the country and especially up here is rapturous over “Boston Strong” and the resiliency of people after the terrorist attack, remember that on the same day a year ago the small town of West, Texas was ravaged by an intense fertilizer plant explosion that killed 15, injured many, toally destroyed 120 homes and touched gravely each of the 2,800 citizens there. This courageous town has rallied back will not have a marathon and throngs of reporters to celebrate their miraculous recovery -- just good people picking themselves up, shaking themselves off, standing together to bring about their new future.

 

Post Easter breakfast: 4 slices of bacon and a 2 Peeps! I’m dead.

Expectations.

Today's Tids Issue 3,075

Opening Stuff:

 

I don’t know about you, but I’ve noticed over the years that often  Good Friday is gray. Skies seem darker. Why don’t they call it Bad Friday, anyhow? The culmination of the worst sins of society, lying, weakness, greed sent a good man to his death by the ugliest of means. Of course it is Good, because it fulfills the promise of God to save all people from themselves. Bad is good because, “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” So that’s good. And there’s always warm sun  above the clouds of gray. That’s one thing we know for sure.

 

I say, enough! I have seen way too much of the paparazzi focusing cameras upon the faces of intensely grieving relatives of those consumed by tragedy. Back off. Give them their private moments. There are so few of those left in this new world.

 

I’m all for making solid dark chocolate bunny ears the official symbol of Easter. Yes, I am a sinner with immense human frailties and need redemption. But, Dark chocolate bunny ears! Zowie!

 

The Question:

Name the people who stood near The Cross when Jesus uttered, “Father, into your hands I commit my spirit”?

 

The Headlines:-

--Christians Pause For Three Hours To Contemplate The Crucifixion.

--Mount Everest Avalanche Kills Up To 30 At Climber Base Camp.

--Putin Poised To Send In Troops.

--Captain Of Korean Ferry Not On Bridge At Time Of Sinking.

--7.5 Quake Hits Mexico Near Acapulco.

--Markets Idling In Advance Of Weekend.

 

Did you read the story yesterday about the Australian 21 year old, decent looking “me First” style woman who hit a bike rider while texting? He was in the hospital for three months with a broken back. When contacted she said, “I don’t care. You should see the dents in my nice car.” Sounds like the world has more Golden Calfs than ever before.

 

Tonight we learn whether the Boston Bruins are just a great season long team or a formidable play off contender too. They have a good to great goalie, four excellent lines, strength up te center and I think an excellent coach. The Gaaahdin will be jumpin tonight. But Detroit, the underdog, beat them 3 out of 4 this year.

 

The Easter season has become a field day for Anti-Christian rants by Atheists. I guess the momentous reality of this weekend is just too much for their guilt.

 

How eerily scary is it to read that Russian Separatists in Ukraine have issued an order requiring all Jews to register and enumerate all of their assets.

 

More and more Washington DC is like “Through the looking glass”, where regular humans who are elected enter into a world that is not reality. They immediately start speaking gibberish with a straight  face and lose all sense of rationality.

 

Maybe the Clinton's are losing their political edge. In the past they would have told Chelsea to hold on with the pregnancy thing until her mother’s campaign was in full operational mode. I guess there’s hope for everybody.

 

There is something about Hunter sailboats I have never liked. Maybe it’s because of one particularly bothersome hull design that set me upon a misguided course. You just can’t put everything and more important, everybody into the same basket.

 

Our congressman Ciciline commenting on requiring Ukraine Jews to resister: “We can’t allow intimidation of citizens for any agenda” – You mean like the IRS intimidating Tea Party organizations?

 

At least the so-called “robber barons” of the early 1900’s contributed something to the broader growth of the country.

 

With all of this talk of divisiveness and how we all have to get back together again, I have one place to start – get rid of Harry Reid.

 

Sorry I’m late. I was attacked by a dog and needed a tetanus shot. I don’t think atheists liked what I wrote about them.

 

Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:

Transcendence could have been a cool movie, but the Director heavy handed it. It’s about a dying genius who’s brain is uploaded into a massive computers. The computers starts thinking for itself and wracks havoc. I guess they forgot to upload ethics and morality. I’ll probably see it anyhow.

 

The Answer:

A centurion on guard and several soldiers remained along with his mother, Mary Magdalene, James and John. Also there were Joseph of Arimathea and Nicodemus.

 

Happy Easter E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y! It’s always a special day.