So where are we anyhow?

Today's Tids Issue 3,710

For a Political GPS:

So here we are, three weeks before that Wednesday when millions will awaken wondering if they should move to Canada or Australia. Today’s a day when we will most likely hear reports of progress on the Mosul front perhaps to blunt Trump’s better security stance. Overall though, the discussion of the big election is seriously waning, because so many people have just had it with the childishness and perversion of the campaigns. Americans are tried and exhausted. O yeah, and there is a debate tonight. What could they possibly say that would change minds.

People seem to love this mini heat wave, but my body can’t take it. I feel sluggish and drab.

Last night at his final state dinner, the President told Trump to stop whining. He said a President can’t blame other people for his losses and mistakes. Yikes! This from “Mr. Blame Bush for everything”. We don’t have a democracy. We have a hypocrisy.

The Question:

The Hot Dog is a venerable USA food treat. Give me 5 other names for this simple food. Don’t tell vegetarians I said it was a food.

The Headlines:

--S&P Expected To Open Higher.

--Positive Earnings Reports Continue To Flow In.

--Iraq Armored Divisions Sweeping Into Mosul.

--Anti US Rally In Philippines Turned Bloody After Police Vehicle Rams Protestors; People Want US Troops Out.

--China Reports Healthy 6.7% Economic Expansion

--Super Typhoon Headed Directly At Philippines.

--IMF Says Saudi’s Must Keep Spending Cuts Moving Froward.

--Indiana GOP Office Attacked.

--Czech Police Nab Russian Hacker Said To have Launched Cyber-Attack Against US.

--Cubs Fans Getting Nervous As Dodgers Tame Hitters; Cleveland Looses Frist To Toronto; Indians Still Lead 3-1.

If Canada succeeds with barring Chief Wahoo from their country, then I’d be the first to mix cement to build a wall on our Northern Border.

Everything these days seems to be measured in billions and trillions, and that makes it hard for people to get their arms around modern society.

One of your next big food trends could be something called “Tom’s Baos”. These are delicately made pastries with good stuff inside -- pork, veggies, chicken and even lobster…at “Market price”, of course. Tom Tong opened two stores, first in Cambridge Mass and now another in Providence RI. But in China he has 200 stores which sell 250,000 of these delectable morsels each day.

Some are thinking that Mosul could become Hell if ISIS releases chemical weapons. There is mounting evidence that the 5000 remaining Islamic Terrorists with a million citizens as hostages have the mass murdering weapon, and we know they have never been reluctant to do anything angst humanity.

And, if you go to Malaysia, don’t ask from a hot dog!  It is now a banned word in that country after the Malaysian Islamic Development Department reacted to complaints from Muslim tourists. Think of the reaction here if these growing Muslim communities came down on the USA’s beloved wiener.

In the USA we are hearing of PC changes, too. Kentucky, West Virginia and Tennessee denizens will now be known as Appalachian-Americans. And if Hill gets in, the word Nagging will be out, replaced as a descriptive term by “Verbally Repetitive”. More to come.

In case you have missed the message, the report is in and it says that 96% of the media reporter’s and exec’s political contributions went to you-know-who. Hint: It wasn’t Trump.

“I am not High”, Department:

Still looking for another candidate? Gary Johnson says he was not high when he missed the Aleppo question. He just had a ”Brain Fistulation.”

The Answer:

I think that perhaps Frankfurter was the first name I ever heard. There is Franks, Wieners (Which are actually different), Dog, Redhot, Footlong, Coney Island, Sausage, Showboat and Crowdpleaser.  If you put them in dough, it’s a pig-in-blanket.

Full report tomorrow on tonight. Will it be, “Mark Cuban shot after jumping on stage to punch out Trump”. Don’ t laugh, anything can happen