Today's Tids Issue 2,922
Opening Stuff
God love Peter Zenga,
but he has wrought upon us large gangs of entitled ideologues more
often driven to protect the government rather than behave as the last
resort of truth for the governed people. The whole idea of freedom of
the press is to speak out against potential encroachment by a smothering
ogre, as opposed, for example, protecting sleazebags putting out porn.
We are at a point where we are protecting everything, but getting very
little any longer from the original intent of this exceptional American
Freedom. Woe is me.
You have to figure
that liberal alarmist activists are jumping into their mango martinis
as they heard yesterday and this morning that
their sacred cows aren't exactly what they have been espousing. The ice
packs north and south expanded far faster than they have been in recent
years and significantly faster than last year. The Ice is still below
the 1981 highs, but the cooling of the regions is greater than it has
been in the warming decade of the 2,000's. Too early to predict the
return to the ice age, but there is a lot more ice for their martinis
now. They can drink them while watching the magnificent golden eagles
get thrashed in windmill farms. Their alternate energy babies are
killing (67 GE's known this year) the freaking birds they have used for
so long to stifle business and often economic growth
The Question:
What are the top ten oddest Hollywood baby's names?
The Headlines:
--Golds Drops Below $1,350 Again; markets Flat After 8 day rally.
--Vatican Begins To Look At
Celibacy for Priests; Officials Say It is Not Dogma.
--Germany Likes Idea Of Non-Military Solution To Syria Irritation.
--Marriott, AT&T Among Many Others Slapped Down By Public Opinion For Promotions Attached To 911 Remembrance.
--UAW On Verge Of Organizing Tennessee VW Assembly Plant.
--Flash Flooding Overwhelms Northern Colorado; Two Dead.
--Kerry In Geneva Working With Russia On Syria Deal.
--New Intel Says North Korea Has restarted Yongbyong Nuke Installation; Just Honoring Dennis Rodman, Says Kim.
--Dell Shareholders Approve Deal To Take Company Private.
NFL (Gulp) Picks:
I would have to say
that there is doubt in 15 of the 16 games this week and that includes
the lowly Jax-Raider affair! And of course tonight, where the Pats
experienced receiver corps has dwindled to a precious one, and the
inexperienced group is hobbling. I am only
picking the Pats because they are home. The loathsome J-e-t-s could
easily be the winners. The only games that appear to be easy are
Baltimore over Cleveland and perhaps Cinn over Pitt. Now it's time to
suck it up. Which Manning Brother will win. I have to think that Denver
is a little stronger than the Jints, even if they are at home in NJ.
Here are the rest: Dallas close over a better KC. An improving Tenn runs
into a better Houston "D". GB and Wash both need wins, and GB will get
it at home. Minn will come back to beat a good Bears team. Rams could
upset Atlanta, but won't. Philly looks hot enough to beat an improved
SD. Indy at home should sink Miami. I personally like Buff, but I think
Carolina will win. Suh will pay $200K in fines helping Det beat Ariz. NO
should beat TB. And Oakland at home may rise up to beat Jax minus a QB.
And then there is Seattle against SF, and I have no clue. Flipping a
coin I go Niners.
The Unions are crying out against the so
called "Affordable health Care" Mess. The Republicans are seizing on
this negative outcry from this earliest nationalization of Health Care
advocate to support their desire to squash the law. But the danger is
that the weasel admin in their effort to appease will offer special
exemptions to their pals and the US taxpayers will be left holding the
bag...again. (Note: Union advocates will say that Union members are
taxpayers to, but they are now less than 10% of the population).
Somebody help me: If it's "i' before "e" except after "c" or when sounding like "a" as in neighbor or weigh...then why is it "seizing"?
The Misleading Power of the Press, Department:
To
the outsider, the news reports out of the Big Apple Papers and other
media would have you believing that the despicable Weiner was actually a
factor in the Mayoral race. But he was nowhere to be seen when the
final vote was counted, unless you think 5% is a good showing. In
typical Weiner fashion, the socialist Democrat was seen giving reporters
the finger as he drove from his "Victory" party. Also good for perhaps a
revival of American sanity, down and dirty Spitzer also lost in his bif
for NYC Comptroller. If you can't sell gullible NYC'ers, you must
really be bad. You know, those people who root for the Ya, Ya, Ya,
(WYKWIM).
I immediately hang up on all unwanted phone calls beginning with the two words, "Senior Citizens."
I never realized that Political Correctness
has infected golf courses until yesterday when I was admonished for
saying "Women's tee". It is now "Forward tee." Yeah, sure, I'll remember
that.
If the "Hernandez"
case didn't involve a
NFL superstar it would still be the most intriguing case of amoral
killing with a cast of characters that could fill two movies. Every day
there is something new and incredibly sleazy. Now, the authorities are
going after the the mad shooter's involvement in the double murder
drive-by from a year ago. Google it.
Moms probably were
running ot walking to their favorite all-natural inorganic farmstands
and throwing it all into pureeing blenders within minutes after the
British Pediatric Organization said stop buy manufactured baby food and
make your own. But, this could be a short term mass fad of the moment as
the US Pediatric group stepped in and shouted, "Wait just one goddamned
minute"! Making your pwn baby food could be dangerous to junior's
health. First they warned that many veggies like spinach, carrots and
squash among others contain serious amounts of nitrates which could
cause dangerous anemia
in infants. The Manufacturers of baby food test for nitrates and
eliminate them. Second home made could cause infections unless you turn
tour kitchen into a clean room! Manufacturers create tasty foods in
sterile conditions almost impossible to duplicate at home...unless you
are a billionaire movie star with a highly publicized child with a weird
name. So, once again medical science confuses the issue. I say, just do
it like great grandmom did.
And, guess what -- the free press was all over that first British pronouncement.
The Answer:
Well,
first we have Katie Price's third child Princess Tiaamii Esther Andre.
Jay-Z and Beyonce give us daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Kamie Oliver has
three kids named Petal Blossom Rainbow, Dai Pamela and Poppy Honey
Rosie. Gwyneth Paltrow gave us Apple, while from Alischa Silverstein we
get a boy named Bear Blu. And who
could top Ashlee Simpson's son's moniker -- Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Well,
maybe Kim and Kanye's boy with North West.
Needless to say, those names confused the hell out of my Spell-Check.
My next Grandson is going to be named Tidslet Monahan.
That's true, It's in the press.
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