Today's Tids Issue 6,186
Same Ole':
You have to hope that the writers are better than the stories and dialogue that the producers allow to be put on TV.
One of my Favorite things is walking into a overly crowded room full of glum people waiting for a blood test and making them all laugh, I usually do it by tripping over the "Take-a-Ticket" machine. But, it feels good.
Bernie and Elizabeth are rising from the ashes, and their committees will clog Congress for a year. Elizabeth could be particularly cantankerous going after financial shenanigans. Like it or not, that is something to expect.
Do you realize how much innuendo we will all be suffering over the course of the next two months. Don't overreact to anything/ It will just wear you down. Let a paranoid like me overreact. I'd do that for you.
The Question:
A Lawyer died and went to heaven. He said ot God, I'm only 52 why did you take me so young? God said, no you are 84. Why did God say that?
The Headlines:
--All Three Indices Open the Week Strong; NVidia Slide Can't Stop It; Key Earnings in Sight Later in Week.
--NVidia Opens Investigation on Its CEO Huang and His Affair with Alleged Chinese Spy; AMD, Micron,Taiwan Manufacturing and Others Move Higher.
--Repub Senator Massey Initiates Impeachment Pricoeedings against Hegseth.
--Russell Brand Sentenced to 10 and Half Years
—SC Allows Trump Building of Border Wall at Big Bend.
--Scientists Saying Next Year Could be Hottest on Record.
--Pats At Home Embarrassed by Pack.
Stauffer's has a frozen dinner called fried chicken with mashed potatoes and it says on the box, with "homemade" gravy. Hmmm. I'm thinking they must have these tanker trucks going around to the Moms of the Cleveland Ohio area picking up mom made gravy in their kitchens? If they have plants in other parts of the country, they'd probably put it on the gravy train,
One more Saturday and College football is proving that money may be the great equalizer. So called elite teams went down in flames yet on another week, and surprise teams finally met their fate. The top twenty-five shuffle was spinnign on Sunday. The new top five are Georgia Utah, Notre Dame , UCLA and Miami. The mighty talent laden Buckeyes dropped to 21.
The CEO of NVidia/Chinese Spy affair is movie that might never be written because people would say it would stretch believability. Yeal like Elizabeth Holmes.
How many streaming apps are people paying for that they use to watch just on program. XMSerius radio is the same for me. I only use it to hear "Jeff and Larry's Comedy Roundup" on Sunday and Saturday afternoons or when only having regular radio in the bible belt. But we laugh enough to get our money;s worth/
The recent congressional turnover has been viewed as a renunciation of theTrump admin. The voters weren't hoping to get Steven Miller as their prize.
Have you noticed that they don't show gas prices on the nightly news anymore. Huh?
Pete Hegseth is Newport RI talking at the Naval War College. He likes places named War. And now hell be going to war with Massey. I hope he has a better strategy.
Trump was on 60 Mins being interviewed by new cast character Ross Dothat, a favorite of CBS News EiC Bari Wiess. He calls himself a Conservative. In the interview Trump said Immigration policies were too harsh, which today most media capitalized on as the big news. He also iterated his earlier opinion that the illegals were good in many US jobs. Other notes were that the Repubs lost because the candidates weren't liked and he wasn't on the ballot. He has spent no time looking after his personal net worth. He said he may or may not endorse a successor. He has a huge pardon list ready to go. He said he is a religious man and expects to go to heaven. Trump ended saying he hates his enemies and always will. So, the new CBS Sixty Minutes is out of the box. That's what he said. You can interpret it.
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go? Purrrrrgatory.
I have a personal problem talking to inanimate objects like my TV, Phone Alexa or Tablet. It must be because I'm shy in public.
Not receiving to your expectations maybe one of the more difficult little aspects of life. But then if you don't expect anything, then you'll be ok.
Trump said yesterday that he thinks NVidia CEO Huang is a really nice guy. Do you think he is already on the DT pardon list.
Big supermarkets all pretty much carry the same products. With differences being in the bakeries, Deli, Produce and Meat and Seafood. And of course, there is the big difference -- some are packed with customers and others in a similar neighborhood have eeough customers to get by. The real difference - low prices or the perception of low prices. And of course, smiles from employees.
Scene at the supermarket... Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetically modified? Clerk: No, sir. Why do you ask? Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask?
Meta Glasses l allows you to become even lazier than new technology has already let you become,
The Answer:
God said to the lawyer, "Yes you are 84, We added up your billable hours."
BadaBing!
It's Monday and the Tids is entering the late zone. See you tomorrow.
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