Today's Tids Issue 3021
Opening Stuff:
Seinfeld put P/C
irrationality in
perfect perspective when he said all he asks is "Are you funny...not
whether you're man, woman black white or tan. If you're in my business and you
aren't funny, nothing else matters.
If the box says Entemann, and it has no fruit, I'll
grab it.
There is no reason why the
Russia intro to the
Olympics won’t be one of the greats in history. The big country has always been
a giant in the arts, with super composers, outstanding ballet company’s and amazing
gymnasts. And, a Government that orders, “Don’t dare march out of step.” Don’t be surprised if you are awed.
Raimondo the Conqueror is fast becoming
Gina the Panderer.
The Question:
Name six things you can wear on your
feet that begin with the letter "S".
The Headlines:
--US Warns France That Appearance Of
Support For Iran Will Incur The Same Sanctions For Allies As Those That Remain
In Place Iran
--Dems, Repubs Arguing Over Meaning
Of Lost 2.3 Million Jobs Due To O/C.
--Markets Lower Again, As Investors Continue
To Reposition Portfolios.
--Radio Shack To Close 500 Stores.
--UN Panel Issues 67 Recommendations
To Vatican On How To Comply With Child Rights.
--Giant Drug Store CVS To Stop
Selling Cigarettes.
--Four Arrested In Hoffman Case.
For many young families, the only way that a second
spouse working becomes financially feasible is if the Government pays for child
care and medical insurance. What kind of an economy is that? The problem
in America is that in fatherless families, there is only one source of
income which for the most part seems to require subsidies. Every time you want
to view the growth of the economy or the widening differences between social
strata it always seems to come back to the breakdown of families. The changing,
liberalized culture is the biggest reason why politicians are always looking for impossible simple
solutions to complex problems.
As one reader wrote to me yesterday, “I thought that Renee Fleming
brought overdo decorum to our National Anthem. The Modern Society has
denigrated it for too long.”
There is no contest when
comparing the
cinnamon swirl breads of Thomas and Pepperidge Farm. Thomas wins by several
miles.
The big movie this year for
Michelle Obama is produced by Alicia Keyes and stars Jennifer Hudson and Jordon
Sparks. It's called "The inevitable defeat of Mister and Pete." It's
about two kids falling through cracks of society's floorboards, and their race
to avoid authorities after their mom is arrested -- while watching their dreams
for achievement disappear. M/O says this movie will guide the rest of her First
ladyship. Stay tuned, you will be hearing a lot about this.
There are just too many
soups with too
much stuff in them cramming the shelves of grocery stores. Chicken with noodles
or rice is just perfect. But, the real criminal act is that my all-time
favorite, Scotch Broth was discontinued in US by Campbell’s because it was too
expensive to make. Oddly, you can still buy it in Canada. So don’t be surprised
if you see a headline "RI'er caught at border with trunk full of
Scotch...". Maybe if Campbell's put Kale in the soup they'd sell more.
Kale is the new secret ingredient, for people who follow inane trends.
Do you think the police would have found the drug
dealers so fast if it was some poor “misguided” kid rather than super star
Hoffman?
Speaking of Zonked out
superstars, it has
been reported that pilots of Bieber’s Pot Plane wore oxygen masks.
Misdeeds in the White
House, Department:
As
Hillary gets closer to a coronation, there will be more and more rumors
surfacing about Hubby Bill’s “Sexcapades” The newest is an alleged romp with
Brit Actress Elizabeth Hurley. Apparently an audio recording has surfaced where
ex-Hurley Lover Tom Sizemore recounts how Bill sent a plane to Hurley to bring
her in for a secret bedding while The
Hill chortled in a room nearby. Of course, the Tids will not be a party to
expanding, distributing condoning such rumors.
The Answer:
Well, I’m
sure shoes came to mind as well as socks and slippers and sandals. And perhaps,
sneakers. But, did you also have skis, stockings, snowshoes, skates…and stilts!
This snowstorm was a dud, but the kids
are smiling as the school buses remain idled in the parking lots.
Today's song of Love;
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