Today's Tids Issue 3,279
Opening Stuff:
To hear another person laughing is probably one of the best
ways to pump up your heart and feel the goodness of the day.
So what will the anti
vaccine people be working towards next, the return of Small Pox, Polio, Diphtheria? If
you have never dealt with the fear of those diseases, and exulted at the
discovery of the vaccines for them, you will never truly understand the immense
consequences of irrational choices.
The game of the month on Monday at 8:00 will be #2
UConn Women against #1 South Carolina for basketball bragging rights. I think
UConn is going to be really mad when they get there. Since their December Loss
to then #6 Stamford, the Cardinals have dropped to 12th in the
current rankings. The Game will be on ESPN2.
You probably saw that the
Pope says
it’s Ok to spank kids. Will he be subpoenaed to testify at Adrian Peterson’s hearing.
A little fear of God never hurt anybody
The Question:
Brian
Williams isn’t he first liar on the planet and as long as we have politicians and
celebrities, he won’t be the last. Name five other infamous lies.
The Headlines:
--New
Private Sector Jobs Report Positive; More People Entering Job Search Market
Pushing Unemployment Number Up; Wages showing Improvement; Masive Job revision Upward
for Nov And Dec; Sr=tock markets LiemIt.
--As
ISIS Expands Footprint Into A Dozen Or More Countries, President Obama Expected
To Ask Ingress To Approve Military Action.
--Tom
Brokaw Thinks Brian Williams Should Be Fired; Most Observers Think Williams is “Too
Big To Fail”.
--As
European Leaders Sit Down With Ukraine President, Reports Say that Putin May Now
Be Eying The Balkans.
So Obama is likening the
deeds of ISIS
to Christians during the crusades and in the Spanish Inquisition. Like he’s
saying it’s ok for the Modern Day Islamists to do what they do because the
another religion did it 5-600 years ago. Instead of urgin g Islamists to rise
above the deeds of Christians past, he is enabling them. “If all your friends
walk off a cliff, will you do it too?” No Mom.
The Providence Journal gave formerly deceased Zsa
Zsa Gabor new life when they said this morning that today is her 98th
Birthday. Brian Williams must be the Editor.
Sometimes Spell-Check tries too hard and misses
the obvious.
There must be a lot of crime
these days,
because the parking lot for the court house is overflowing. And at zero degrees
or so, I know it isn’t tourists.
The President is reaping the benefits of
what Mitt Romney knew would happen – After 6 years climbing back from a
recession, the economy was bound to move forward – and it is.
Twitterers are going to have
a field day with Brian Williams, and you know some people with a lot of time on their hands will
be searching the web for BW reports with more errors and expansions of the
facts. There ere is already some new info regarding his report and personal involvement
in Katrina.
If Erroll Flynn were around d
today, he
would have been found guilty of statutory rape by Social media in a nano-second.
In 1943, his lawyers got him off probably by having his studio pay off the kids
involved because they didn’t testify. And nobody noticed. Yet, he induced the underage
girls to have sex by giving them drugs. Sound familiar?
And…Harvard has banned
professors from having sex with undergraduates! Does that mean that it’s ok for
orgies in grad student classes? I’m mean, consider the needs of these now
frustrated profs. God, what a world.
Did you know that 25% of
Rhode islanders are on Medicaid? And that this little, financially strapped state spends
31% more than the national average on Medicaid. That’s why we have people
streaming in and overcrowded shelters. Think
about how successful this state would be and how many jobs there would be for
the needy it the state stopped underwriting the Social Services Industry and
offered the same enticements to Business that they offer to Medicaid aspirants!
Can you say 1849 San Fran?
Some how hoards of people have been flocking to
pulled pork, pulled beef and pulled broccoli; yes flocking to pulled anything
with barbecue sauce. Apparently the cheap cut of meat called a brisket is now approaching Kobe beef pricing as foodies stampede
on to the redneck gourmet. Me, I eat it, but don’t crave it. Too sweet for me. If
I’m having sugar, I’m picking vanilla ice cream.
The Answer:
The
other famous fibbers are Joe Biden – Large chunks of Presidential speeches from
Brit labour Party Niel Kinnick and Herbert Humphry and JFK; Famed Chef Robert Irvine
falsely clainmed Knighthood and degrees from several prestigious Universities;
Scott Thomas as CEO of Yahoo claimed multiple degrees some of which were non-existent
(Note he is CEO of ShopRunner – In today’s society, ; ying pays); Jack and Meg
White of music group White Stripes claimed to be bro and sis, but were just your
basic married couple; In 2012 Thailand’s Deputy PM overstated country’s growth
projections for exports. Hey, CEO’s tell things like that to Wall Street every
day.
Honesty is the best policy, and it makes the best
people.
There’s no truth to the rumor that BW a NY
Giants fan was seen deflating Pat’s balls.
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