Wordity absurdity.

 

 

Today's Tids Issue 5,927 

A step up: 

 

My wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 

 

I think the big news today is a Repub majority Senate passing a bill to block tariffs on Brazil. Coffee Shop owners are going to be very happy, And me too.  

 

NVidia just became a Five Trillion Dollar company. In the last three years revenue has been $24 B, $60B and at the end of their 2025 fiscal in July, $130B. Apple after years of success just passed four trillion. Nvidia which is barely starting is already a trillion ahead in value but trialing in annual revenue by $278 Billion. $100,000 doesn’t seem like that much anymore. 

 

When life gives you lemons you might be dyslexic. 

 

The Question: 

Are people born with photographic memories? Bonus: What does a dung beetle say when he walks into a bar? 

 

The Headlines: 

--The Fed Cuts the Rate by a Quarter; Dow and Nas Generally Down at Close. 

--Melissa Leaves Shattered Towns and Deaths as It leaves Jamaica, Haiti and Cuba.  

--Paramount Begins Systematic Layoffs; CBS News Anchor Dickerson is One of them. 

--Sudan Rebel Fighters RSF Shown Executing Innocent Citizens After Taking Sudan City El-Fisher.  

--Microsoft Global Outage Shuts down Many Key Sites Including Microsoft 365 

 

Do you know how important it is for Americans when Congress people stop walking in lockstep. I think a lot of people were wondering when senators would begin to look over at the White House say we got to do something about it. 

 

To be Frank with you, I'd have to change my mind. 

 

One of the best things in life are memories.  

 

I am totally not surprised Paramount dismissed mister Personality John Dickerson in their new wave of layoffs  

 

You have to wonder if the Cartels are sending out bogus drug boats be bombed to take the US eye off their new drug transportation caravan, llamas. 

 

They say Money Talks. Mine says Good-bye.  

 

A younger woman who is part of a morning sports talk show team definitely lives in a generation of which I am not familiar She got married about a year ago, is now pregnant and apparently just moved into a new house, her first. Yesterday on the show she said, "Now that I'm a homeowner I went to Home Depot for the first time. I am never going back. All the men, HD employees and customers, were looking at me.” Do you think that comment is odd, or am I just too old to understand.  

 

I ordered an egg and a chicken on Amazon. I let you know. 

 

I think one of the most important things in life is having something to look forward to. It doesn't have to be gigantic. Even when the hope seems to disappear, there is always something to grasp upon. That is easy for me to say, because I can still get somewhere. Yet too many people are facing what seem to be insurmountable odds. Maybe that's what I'll do with the rest of my life, help people find hope.  

 

6:30 us the best time on the clock hands down. 

 

I really get nervous when I press the wrong icon on a web page or on a an app. Frankly, I don't understand what most icons mean. 

 

Well, its Halloween night in two days. I think I’ll dress up as an old person.  

 

This tariff scheme is looking more and more like a total economic mess.  

 

The Answer.  

No, they take time to develop.  Bonus: “Is this stool taken.” 

 

Hey, I’m running again., This has been a busier than average week, but I'm sleeping well. 

 

Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’