Opening Stuff:
I think that one of the most perplexing mysteries tormenting my simple mind is that compass needles point north. Why don't refrigerator magnets migrate north during the night. Huh? Huh? Can you answer that?
This whole magnetic north thing is intriguing. In fact, the magnetic North Pole moves about a 40 miles a year! Maybe that is affecting the Polar Bears. I don't see any animal groups trying to stop magnetic north from moving.
More money will be wasted in the name of "Green" than for any other cultural fad in history.
You never know what Congress may be doing to you in the middle of the night. Like moving magnets back to their original position so you don't know what happened to you. Sleep well tonight.
The Question:
A threesome! 1. Tucson killer Loughner's lawyer will be Judy Clarke. Name four other of her infamous clients. 2. Researchers gauged college students on their desire for sex, drinking, praise, seeing best friend, favorite food or good pay check. whcih do you think won by a wide margin? 3. Give me five reasons why people don't exercise.
The Headlines:
--M&A Activity Up.--DeLay Gets Three Years; Ex-Majority Leader remains Defiant..
--Auburn National Champ In Surprisingly Low Scoring Game.
--Gates Sees North Korea As becoming Direct threat To US; Intercontinental Missile Program In NK On Track To Develop Missile In five Years.
--Portugal PM Says "No Aid needed".
--Illinois Dem Leaders Looking To Public To Bail them Out For Their Arrogance and General All Around Stupidity; Leaders In Ill Planning Massive, With A Capital "M", Tax Hike.
--Verizon Adds I-Phone; AT&T-Verizon War Intensifies. US Cellular Still Most Reliable Service.
--RI GOv Chafee-Lite Says No To Talk Radio For Himself And State Workers.
--Storm Leaves Frozen South; Heads To East Coast.
--Denver Man Arrested After Threats To Shoot Aides To Senator Bennet.
Back to More Stuff:
New England Patriot fans are anxious to see Rex Ryan feel the Agony of De-Feet!
If the next time you see me and my hair looks a little browner, it's because I thought my hair brush was my shoe polish applicator brush.
The more extreme Dems target Palin with unfounded, erronious accusations. the more they will find themselves wounded by riccochets.
In case you have missed hearing from Israel's Aerial Sharon, he has been in a coma for the past five years. I knew I had missed something.
Snow doesn't cause 30 car pile ups. Drivers driving bumper to bumper at 60 miles/ hour in the snow causes pile-ups! And people in four-wheel drive cars who think they are invulnerable, too.
Do people who have a problem with big government also dislike their fathers?
I thought author Jack Higgins was old forty years ago, but I still see him putting out his very readable novels.
The "Dockers" brand has become inconsistent. When it first came out it seemed to represent a comfortable decent looking style of pants. But now it can be anything and you have to look carefully.
Almost Near: Chapter 1 continues. --After her startling, disappointing meeting with Mrs. Fletcher, Samantha decided it was best to get situated and organized. Stepping out of the drug store she was at once all smiles again as she remembered other shops and the people who ran them. And how they were meaningful in her life. It took her breath away today as it had all those times before. As she walked across the street to the Clam Flats Inn, -- now with a little bounce in hr step -- she saw a few pople about their daily chores but none who she recognized. She pulled open the door hoping to see her old friend Zach Whithers. But instead saw a young man. He was somewhat familiar, but not totally. The man looked up as she approached, "Is Zach in?" she asked.
The young man's eyes darkened slightly. "Um, ah...my grandfather, I mean Zach Whithers, died two years ago.
Samantha felt saddened. "So you must be Jimmy. I remember you when you were," she held her hands about 3 feet apart, "This high." She laughed a little.
"Oh, that was a long time ago." That made Samantha feel as though she was back.
After watching that Seattle Seahawks win over the Saints, I say let's hear it for enthusiasm!!!
Life would be simpler if there were no people. But that's not the way it works.
The Answer: 1. Ms. Clarkes line-up includes unibomber Ted Kaczynski, Child murderer Susan Smith, 9111 conspirator Zacarias Moussoui and Olympic Park bomber Eric Rudolph. 2. The student's greatest desire by a good margin is for...praise! Allelulia. 3. The deterrants to exercising are: Job and family responsibilities (31%), Lack of desire (27%), D on't enjoy exercise (18%), Busy social agenda (9%) and Physically unable to exercise 8%). I agree with them all.
The End:
Today I'm going to play chicken with a snow storm roaring up the coast. That sounds stupid.
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