Law and Order.

 

Today's Tids Issue 5,106

Emphasis Deficiency  Syndrome:

 

I don’t believe any reasonable person has been able to understand the logic behind leniency for criminals and the apparent disregard for victims and victims to come. Maybe the criminals have better lawyers.

 

Did you hear about the two psychiatrists who passed each other on a walk? One said to the other, "You're fine, how am I?"

 

There is a movement among students in collages against legacy kids getting into prestigious places. They want merit only. How does that affect affirmative action?

 

Today is “National Do a Grouch a Favor Day”. Thank you!

 

The Question:

What are the Biggest Cities on the Great Lakes?

 

The Headlines:

--Stocks Move Lower As Positive Mood Over Ukraine Shifts; Retail Sales Numbers Beat Estimates, Surging 3.8%; US Manufacturing Up Slightly Despite Auto Slow Down.

--Biden Gives Jan 6 Panel Access To Trump White House Logs.

--NATO Says Russia Building Up Troops Not Removing Them.

--Woke Loses: San Franciscans Vote Out 3 Progressive School Board Members Who Put Ideology Ahead Of Students.

--OPEC Thinks Oil Prices Too High.

--Baldwin Sued Over “Rust” Shooting.

 

When Liberal SF votes out progressives on school boards, you know the USA mood may be changing. Pendulums do swing.

 

Some days the Gilded Age just lays there.

 

Two old friends, Ned and John, lived for baseball. Then one day, John died, leaving Ned inconsolable. A few weeks later, Ned heard someone calling his name. He looked up. Standing on a cloud was his old pal. “Ned,” John called down, “I have good news and bad. The good news is, there’s baseball in heaven!” “Great,” said Ned. “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching Sunday.”

 

The Canadian trucker protest made the point but it is time to bring back the economy.

 

Most State of the Union speeches lately have been pretty sleep inducing, and it certainly won’t improve with a Bide swinging for th fences to improve his poll #’s.

 

So, now the stock market is dependent on interpreting the whims of Putin in Ukraine.

 

I’m getting a new computer with keys that work. It has been tedious this morning.

 

In the past several days a woman in Chinatown NYC and a man in Providence RI were murdered by violent criminals who were out on bail but should have been locked up.

 

The southern border situation has always been a law-and-order problem and not an immigration problem.

 

Since the coronavirus outbreak, my 47-year-old son has been washing his hands religiously. In fact, he said, “I’ve been washing my hands so much, I found the answers to an old eighth-grade math quiz.”

 

The Answer:

#1 is Toronto, then Chicago, Mississauga (a Canadian city), Milwaukee, Hamilton Ca, Cleveland, Toledo, Buffalo, Rochester and #10 Oakville Ca. At 18 ad 19 are the only other two US cities – Green Bay Wi and Erie Pa,

 

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish. --Steven Wright