Today's Tids Issue# 2,614
Opening Stuff:
A suit has been filed by
a woman against a regional, 29 store Coffee House chain, MayLou's,
claiming that all of the employees seem to be young, attractive women.
That's it. So, are we looking at our next major dependent group being
Old, Unattractive People? What if the a company decided to hire upbeat,
smiling employees to be the interface with their customers. Would the
morose, unsmiling grouches sue for equal opportunity?
The impatient have a severe wait problem.
I am finding that
reading the morning paper on an IPad isn't so bad any more as papers
have adjusted efficiently to the medium. It's good except for one
thing: The IPad doesn't catch my morning muffin crumbs like the paper.
Maybe the next step would be to incorporate within the newspaper apps an
electronic beam that identifies and zaps crumbs in mid-air! Incoming!
The Question:
George
Stephanopoulis says a President Obama campaign insider told him that
what they worry about most are "torpedoes" beyond their control that
could sink the campaign. Name 4 bombs that Repubs are praying for!
The Headlines:
--Doubts About Europe, China And USA Heading Into Weekend Will Tend To Push Markets Down Today.
--Romney Pulls In More Cash In May Than President; Enthusiastic Giving Best Evidence Of Party Jelling Behind Mitt.
--Rand Paul Endorses Romney But Likes dad Better.
--Celts Get Bombed
By Labron.
--2012 Spring Warmest On Record.
--Chicago baker Wants His Dough; Baker Files Suit To Be Included In Mega Millions Dispersal.
--Weather center Says 50% Chance El Nino Will return This Year.
--Bomb Kills 19 In Northern Pakistan.
Interestingly,
one of the main worries about the Japan tsunami junk arriving upon our
beautiful northwestern shore are the hitchhikers that may have tagged
along. Little foreign species that when released in our waters could
upset the ecological balance.
I was real happy
to see Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz do so well last night. The so
called Boston sports media icons have been all over him mainly because
he was a friend of Josh Beckett, the pitcher who they have set up as
their new dart board for ratings purposes. But, they have terribly
wronged Buchholz with their elitist snickering -- never acknowledging
that the pitcher was fighting to regain form after significant surgery.
His last two outings have been beautiful.
Bernanke says retaining
Bush tax cuts could save US from falling off cliff into recession.
Sounds like the economy is in precarious position. I'm thinking
overweight Sergeant Orville P. Snorkel hanging onto a tiny plant on the
side of a precipitous cliff hoping that Beetle Baily will come to the
rescue!
Bill Clinton
is sorta recanting some of his recent opinions and President Obama is
shakin' his head wondrin' what the hell is happenin'. Maybe Clinton and
Trump should form their own third party. How much fun would that be
watching to see how they determine who runs for Prez and who gets the
Veep position.
Clinton-Trump.
Reading between the Lines Movie reviews:
--Alex,
Marty, Melman and Gloria are still fighting the battle to get home to
NYC. This segment of the adventure takes them and their hilarious pals
to Europe where they join and eventually rehabilitate a circus.
Madagascar fans will continue to enjoy the romp.
--Prometheus
looks like a prequel to a prequel of Alien. Same director Ridley Scott
has a team of explorers discovering a clue to the origins of
mankind.They go into the darkest corners of the earth fighting a
terrifying battle (Terrifying for audience too) to save the future of
the human race. (Too bad they couldn't weed out litterers along they
way.) It sounds like one of those hands over the eyes, things that go
boo in the night, scary Sifi films.
--Bel Ami has the hero using his considerable wits in 1890's Paris going from cockroach filled slums and the
arms of prostitutes into the bedrooms of the rich and the halls of political power and wealth. Could be a good one.
The Conscience: Chapter 1 continues. --
I
could barely understand the southern voices as I slithered through the
sweaty bodies towards the stage. I knew nobody. My friend Jason
introduced me to a couple of his Mobile friends, but I could see that
this here Yankee was not in their future.
Fats got louder
has I approached the stage. He was smiling like he always did and
thumping away at the familiar tune on his piano. I started to smile
along with him. Maybe a smile will cut through this oppressive heat. And
the fog from five warm beers. I started to relax and listen to the
music when I heard, saw commotion to my right. There was Willie in a
circle of people clapping to the rhythm of Fats, doing what he called
the Dirty Boogie. It was
a crotch centric set of gyrations that always made people laugh up
North, and actually elevated him to icon status. My northern friends
tried to match Willie in this expressive, almost erotic dance rooted in
slave quarters, but could never slither like my roommate. But here, I
saw women enter the ring trying to match Willie and while pretty good,
Willie still remained the champ.
"Hey," a voice behind
me spoke softly, "aren't you the guy that Jason introduced me to last
night at the party in my house?" I turned around and saw a dark haired
women about my age who I remembered being the center of attention last
night. Maybe it was because she knew where the booze was hidden. But she
seemed pleasant too. She was pretty good looking with dark hair tied
behind her, and welcoming dark eyes.
"Why sure. I'm Jeffery Morgan." I smiled a bit. "I'm the Yankee!"
She smiled and stuck out her hand. I shook
it. It felt nice. You don't look so bad for one of them.
The Answer: 1.
the voters in Greece and their action's affect upon the Euro-Zone and
subsequently the US economy. 2. Ben Bernanke beyond the reach of the
Presidency doing or not doing what he does. 3.Possible Israeli action
against Iran. 4. the independent opinion-ations of Bill Clinton. Of
course, Repubs can't wait for or expect a lucky break. the President is
not good for the country. Period. And the message has to be hammered
home.
Can you spare a dime or dollar my Brother.
I've been down for drinkin' too much swill
So If you can and several others will!
I'll put it all on "I'll have another"!
Have a terrific weekend Everybody!! See you sometime
Monday
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