Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Here today, gone tomorrow.




Today's Tids Issue 3,803
For lightning:

Doncha get a little nervous when the market breaks yet another record. You know, when down begins to look easier than up. It’s especially unsettling when part of the reason given for the most recent confidence is the profitability of big retail companies. I seem to remember that the yearend reports were more about closing operations and paring back than sensational profitability and revenue growth. Many retail icons are closing less popular stores and several are on wobbling legs hobbling to shut the front door for good. I guess the idea among investors is that people still love buying stuff and that somehow it has to get better. Wal-Mart isn’t about to give it all to Amazon. Other aggressive competitors will also look towards the new horizon of a cyber and bricks combo. While retail reflects purchasing habits of the world population, the stock market is certainly broader, at times a mysterious concoction of emotions and ambitions. Euphoria is dominant at the moment. And with each new high two investment forces typically begin to take sides, -- one betting against the high-flying market looking to exploit negativity as an ally, and of course the steady as you go optimists. But within there are always new perfect storms brewing, and some could rumble through Wall Street while others may blow out to sea. We just don’t know which. It’s time to be aware.


Did you ever think that the most important ingredient for the future of America would be shipping packages efficiently? It’s crazy, but it is happening fast. UPS has successfully completed a new research project that has drones delivering parcels from the roof of their vans while the driver moves down the street. It won’t be long before there is no driver… and no people in the big warehouses. On the way to your homes, the drones will take pics and send them to  Snapchat which will send out emails offering the aerial views for a special one time only price. The aerial views will go into a giant data bank which will allow the government to determine where your home is out of spec with new safety regulations. The US Home and Hardware Retail Association will alter pics of your home with feature updates and put them on Facebook so your neighbors can vote on possible home improvements. If you hear the UPS or FedEx vans coming, stay inside or they will have your face too, which they can match to FBI wanted lists. Other than that, life is good.

Janet Yellen could be the most important person in America for the next two years. She has the ability to neuter Trump financial/economic policies.

News seems to be considered more important when the headline includes the phrase, “Captured on Video”.

The Question:
Over the years some strong, well known characters on TV shows have been people you heard or regularly heard about but never saw. Name five.

The Headlines:
--Stocks Future Increases Could Be At Mercy of Fed Meeting Today; Oil Prices Pull back.
--Trump Admin Issues New Immigration Order Prioritizing Adjudicated Illegal Immigrants As First Target; It’s About taking Action Against Those Breaking Accepted Laws.
--Chip And Joanna Gaines To Move from Waco.
--US Officials Say China’s New South China Sea Buildings Could House Missiles.
--Trump Admin: Reversing Obama Guidelines For Transgender School Bathrooms; Bannon Moved Off Of NSC.
UN’s Haley Says Sanctions Stay Until Crimea Id Free.
--Maryland Court Rules That Mitlatry sytle Weapons Are  not Protected By Second Amendment.

Note: Stock market opinions from the Tids Financial Department (TFD) are based mainly of feelings in the gut, and should only be considered as alerts to begin looking inward.

All of those promising to wipe ISIS off the face of the earth forget that to do so means getting inside the minds of those who would disregard the beliefs of all others. It isn’t a fight against fortified camps, but a hatred that lives in hearts for generations.

One of my fondest hopes is that Pepsi and Coke keep on making their diet favorites until at least my aging mind doesn’t know it is gone.

It’s Ostrich Time, Department:
Change doesn’t evolve over time anymore, unless you consider time three to six months. Culture changes, technology changes, long held assumptions change, dogmas chiseled in stone disappear before your eyes. A deliberative body like Congress just can’t keep up. People demand immediacy for changes that used to occur over generations. A sense of satisfaction maybe only last until a new crisis raises in seconds. So, the good news is that I’m aware of all of this rapid-fire disruption and reversal of proudly held doctrines. I get it. I understand it. I don’t particularly think it is good for body and soul. So, I’m just going to burrow into my world and continue to like what I like, and do what I do.

Do you know what I’m getting real tired of? Bullhorns.

Maternity Tourism is a big industry that facilitates foreign, mainly Chinese, mother’s delivering babies in the US, which automatically gives the newborn a citizen a red, white and blue diaper. The cost for this ticket to America is about $27K, so these aren’t poor farmers from the Chinese hinterland looking for a free ride. No, it is more like, say authorities, parents of children getting a foothold in this great country so their kids can go to college later! It may be legal, but it certainly doesn’t sound ethical. Everybody wants a piece of Uncle and Aunt Sam.

I believe sincerely that they produce crunchy Cheetos in many different factories which in turn gives us new flavor sensations depending upon location. Right now, I have a particularly good batch.

The press is unwilling to not be skeptical about anything Trump says.

How many double negatives were there in that sentence? And did it come out right.

The Parking Lot: Chapter 79 continues…
    Nancy and Jared had pulled their car into a little wooded glade about three quarters o a mile from the Howland home on the bay. Jared mused about how Nancy always parked so far away from where they were going This woman was wearing him out. But, he liked it
   Feeling well hidden, Nancy pulled out one of several phones she had recently bought to help keep their locations a mystery and calling confusing to listeners. She punched a couple of virtual buttons and Alex picked up almost immediately, like he was waiting, staring at the phone.
  “Hi,” he said almost too eagerly.
  “Alex, you sound like you have just won the Boston marathon.” She could hear him laughing, She glanced over at Jared who was just staring ahead, thinking why am I here.
   “I’m making progress Nance,” Nance She thought. “I got through to the US Attorney, and while our issue is not federal at least yet, he is very interested in the murder of McGuire. So, I think we have something going with him. We need him.
    “That’s great Alex.” It makes my little mission here all the more relevant. I’ll call you later and let you know what we accomplish, and if we survive.” She hung up quickly and pressed the side button to make the light go away. She sat a second or two and pondered Alex’s progress. That was very good. She felt new surge of confidence as she stepped out
   “Ok, out we go Jared.” Jared moaned and groaned but Nancy knew he’d be there when she needed him. She also knew exactly where she was and exactly the best route to reach Claudia’s house without being seen.

The Answer:
Maybe the first that came to your mind was Mr. Wilson on Home Improvement. Spume others are Mrs. Wolowitz on Big Bang Theory, George Steinbrenner on Seinfeld, Ugly Naked Guy on Friends, Norm’s wife Vera on Cheers, Maris Crane on Frazer, Stuart Hughes on Veep, Stan on Will and Grace and Faceless Therapist on American Horror Story.
You never know what may be just around the corner, but you can be sure that it is there.

Don’t look under your bed, you may find a paradigm monster.

Sleep tight.



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