Today's Tids Issue 3,624
For friends:
Golf
is a lot like life, in that just when you think you are
losing it you hit a winner.
One
of the greatest things you can do for a friend when
writing, is to leave the door open for a punny reply. Every good heart needs a
pun release moment.
One
of the biggest laughs of the day yesterday was Hillary
saying she would pick a VP candidate “I have chemistry with.”
The
Question:
What are the top five best selling beer brands in
the USA? Bonus:
What President signed the anti sex discrimination edict
Title IX into law?
The
Headlines:
--Brits At Polls; 46.5 Million Can Vote In What Is
Only The 3rd National Referendum In History; Polls Expected To Close
Around 5PM EDT.
--Wall Street Expected To Be Higher As British
Vote.
--US Government Orders Embarrassingly Tiny Increase
Of SS Retirees Forced Savings Funds Back To Them.
--Ma Reiterates That Counterfeit Goods Are Not
Part of Alibaba Business Plan.
--DEMs Gun Harangue In Congress To Lay Political
Groundwork For Fall Campaigns.
--Californians Continue To Move Out As Firestorm
Moves In Near Neighborhoods.
Doesn’t
seem to you that in this new progressive world, more
people are crucified for telling the truth than those who are lying?
I’ve
been to many cities around the country and Europe, and the
one I would least want to be living in is LA.
I
have always liked poking around old country barns
looking for antiques, cool memories of days of yore. Unfortunately, today most
of the old stuff is stuff I still have in my closet…and with the advent of all
the cable antique, memorabilia and old stuff shows, the prices are much higher.
Barns used to stand for bargains. Actually I still like driving down the
country roads that lead to old barns.
Life
is far bigger than a momentary relapse.
Bankers
have always gotten in the way of the efforts of sales
people. Then at the end of the year, they always ask why revenue is down.
I
think one of the tings Trump doesn’t quite grasp is that
most of what politicians have to offer is selling their souls. And he doesn’t want
to pay for it.
It
was surprising to see that this Brexit vote was only the
third in Britain’s long history. My guess is that when peasants marched against
the Lord’s manor the reply was “Off with your heads.” The referendums were less
complicated in days gone by, right Robin Hood?
The
way the internet is affecting banking, expect to see lots
of ornate new “community centers” coming on the market, if you get my drift.
A
lot of the so-called news seems to be about people
telling the truth being caught by people who don’t want to hear the truth. The
main reason is that old fashion communications involving moving lips and open
ears has been replaced by Internet devices which are potentially available to
the world. Some teachers around here were doing what teachers probably have
done for years, talking about kids who annoy them. It was probably safe to do
in teachers Lounges, but they did in emails and texts and sure enough, somebody
saw them and the highly politicized administrators turned hardworking concerned
teachers into public ogres. Hey parents, sometimes your little darling s aren’t.
One
of the great American hypocrisies is car companies in
post purchase surveys asking for an honest opinion, and then criticizing sales
people if they fail to get all “Excellent’s” or “10’s” on a sale of 1-10. So,
in every dealership at all levels of luxury and practical I have been involved
with, the sales person always says, “If you don’t give me all 10’s I get killed.”
It’s the old trophies for everybody routine.
The
Answer:
Everybody’s drinking craft beers and imports,
right? The top selling beers are Bud Light ($6.1 Bl), Coors Light ($2.4 Bil),
Budweiser ($2.1 Bil), Miller Light ($1.96 Bil) and Natural Light ($1 Bil). So
while the popular talk is about specialty beers and imports…and anti-Trump, the
mass of the population is on another planet. Bonus: It was none other than Dick Nixon who gave us Title IX. It’s
amazing what scoundrels can do when they are entrusted with the well-being of an
entire country.
This
Tids was a little about friendship and truth, and I
have to say they go together quite nicely.
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