Crazy starts with “C”. So does Chicago.

Today's Tids Issue 4,352

Walk in Sun:

It’s time to replace the snow scenes with daffodils on The Tids site, worldviewetc.blogspot.com. It’s one of those days that is still on the colder side but seems warm and refreshing. it is a phenomenon found yearly by we living in the north. It is a beautiful emotion that swells the heart.

From what I can see, the RI ethics commission defines ethics by whomever, friend or foe, is defining the word ethics at the moment.

Some world watchers are saying that now that the Mueller Russia report is finally in, that detente has a chance to begin again. Most of the knowledgeable Russia observers agree that the ”D” word kept the globe safe from nuke fears in the three or more decades beginning in the 70’s. It is also known that Russian voters, the regular nonpolitical people, love detente like every sane person. The people prefer the sun over clouds.

A bear walks into a bar and say’s I want a grilllled …………………..cheese. The bartender says, “What’s with the pause?”

The Question:

Name five ungulates. Bonus: Yesterday Mike Pence Said that the US will likely in 5-6 years establish a camp on the Moon as prep for Mars travel. Who was the very first person to orbit the Earth in space?

The Headlines:

--Narrowing Trade Gap Has Stocks Looking Stronger For Today; Some Concerned Over Decline In Consumer Confidence.

--AG Barr says Full Report Will be Available In Weeks, Not Months.

--New Green Deal Fails To Pass First Senate Vote, 0-57.

--Israel And Hamas Reach deal After Shirt Clash In Gaza.

--House Fails To Override Trump Veto.

--Pompeo: US Will Not Stand Idly by As Russia Energizes Its Power In Venezuela.

--China Needs Pickup Trucks, And Ford Is Moving In.

One of my ongoing pet peeves is that spell-checks from all sources will not let my name “Dick” stand. They would change it to Dock, Dich, Dock and myriad other versions of four letter :D” words. We Dicks have got to get together to stand up to this frontal assault on our pride and dignity. This is Political correctness gone awry, especially when people are afraid to name their sons Richard, a proud moniker in English Lore.

I spent all morning neatening up my house before the cleaning lady came. Last night I thoroughly rinsed all the dishes before I put them in the dishwasher. My life is redundant.

Did you hear about the daughter, who when pressured by her parents with doubts about her new boyfriend, said, “Mom, if he wasn’t nice why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

After his miraculous escape from prosecutions, Jesses Smolette said, he can now get on with his “movement”. Movement? Fracturing the USA through lies? And they say tat Rhode Island is the “I-know-a Guy” state.

Maybe Bob Kraft should have his trial moved to Chicago.

They should build the wall with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them.

Despite what the statistics say, I believe there is a lot of inflation going on. People are living much too close toothier pay checks. More are looking at increasing CC debt and even going into retirement accounts to stay up with the trends and promises from commercials.

Steve Bannon says: “With the Mueller probe over, Trump is going to go full animal”. Yikes!

What do you call a bear with no ears? “B”.

I don’t see myself ever being tempted to pay nearly $10 bucks a month for Apple’s subscription news service. News is everywhere.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Shoot me.

I love Chicago, but there are times when you just can’t figure it out.

The Answer:

Ungulates are large mammals with hooves, essentially large overgrown toenails. ”Odd Toed” Ungulates would be for example Horses and Rhinoceroses. “Even Toed” Ungulates would be cattle, pigs, giraffes, camels, deer and hippopotamuses. Bonus: Russia’s Yuri Gagaran was the first person to orbit in space.

Take a walk in the sun. if you feel a soft breeze, savor it. If you see a friendly face, smile back. Tuck away the beauty of living one day to build upon those that come.