Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Monday, March 30, 2020

Induced Coma.



Today's Tids Issue 4,620
Te brain still works:

I think I have Spring Fever. It’s that lethargy that comes with warmer air chasing away the stimulating cool of winter. It is the new aromas tickling your nose, of flowers coming to life. It is clouding the rational side of your brain. Feeling the rapture of smiles and laughter; running free in fields of sprouting daffodils coloring the world with new life, your head in the clouds. Yes, I have Spring fever. It is a good thing. Yes, even sitting in a room for days and days, looking out a god dammed window for hours after hours. You can feel the wonder.

The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes is starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientists claim it might be a pundemic.

(Stolen from a great punster and reader.)

The seagulls around here are really getting angry. I can see it in their eyes ss they scour streets and alleys for scrapes, typically abundant in the past during tourist season. There’s nothing quite like an angry seagull looking over your shoulder while grilling something outside.

Sometimes a passage of beautiful music arises in my room, and I close my eyes and drift into that outer world that once was.

I have mixed emotions about this stimulus package. No doubt, I want the economy to be treated for malnutrition along with solving the medical problems, creating vaccines and therapeutics. But It seems un-American to allow the Government so much control. For people to get used to Government stepping up with handouts. Yet I feel for so many hardworking people who had been doing well, and poof!, just like that, the Government shut down the world.

Teaching subtraction is a lessen lesson.

The visions of hospital ICU areas are chilling.

There are way too many “ifs” guiding critical decisions, medical and economic.

But we should do ok if we can minimize, or even better, completely remove politics from decisions.

The Question:
Name today’s top ten billboard popular Song hits and their performers. I dare you. Bonus: Which women figure skaters won back to back Olympic gold medals? And which US women skaters have won Olympic golds? Which US Figure skaters, men and women, have won the most golds in world Championships.

The Headlines:
--Three Major Stock Markets Have Solid Opening – Nas +106, Dow +231, S&P +36; Day Exected To Be Choppy..
--Global CV Cases Up To Over 735,000, Deaths Over 35K; Trump Extending CV Control Guidelines To End Of April.
--Israel’s Netanyahu In Self Quarantine; Prisoners In Iran Riot.
--North Korea On Missile Firing Rampage While Rest Of The World Fights Killer Virus; Kim’s Country Fired Two More Short Range Missiles Yesterday.
--Postponed Japan Olympics Rescheduled To begin On July 23, 2021.
--Most Americans Agreeing That March Sucked; Hoping That April Will End Better.
--Michigan Joining Louisiana, NY, NJ and Cal As Virus Hotspots.
--Spain Joins Italy And US In Passing China In Reported CV Cases.
--Pelosi Plays Politics Pointing Finger At President.
--Passengers On Stricken Holland-America Cruise Ship Zaandam Off Panama Transferred To Another Ship.

I am rigidly adhering to the suggestions about staying isolated for the good of everybody. But I have to tell you, it’s hard to find news beyond CV for the Tids Headlines Department. I guess if that’s all I lose, I’m ahead of the game.

If this pandemic tells us one thing, it is that the hospitality industry as a core economy is fragile. Just ask the seagulls.

My regular source for potato chips was out of Original Ruffles, so I sucked it up and went hard for Wavy. The things you do to sacrifice in tough times.

With all of this free time, I should be writing a novel. Instead I’m trying to make the Tids novel.

When congress stops playing games and steps up for the good of all, they can get things done -- “All” being the operative word.

It’s really getting hard now avoiding answering the phone and later telling someone you were out.

Meanwhile politically, the Covid is an ironic two-edged sword. It is producing a downtrodden Trump economy that Dems couldn’t have imagined their wildest dreams. But, the pandemic is also making Joe Biden obscure, almost irrelevant while casting Donald Trump, love him or hate him, into the spotlight.

A monkey in Brazil is an Amazon Prime-ate

A reader from the South writes to tell me I could make a lot of money renting my RI license plates to New Yorkers trying to flee their CV ravaged city opt their luxurious homes here.  (You may have read that RI State Police is stopping all cars with NY plates entering our State. They are recording RI destination and addresses and phone number, and location, and mandating a 14-day quarantine.) License for sale!

Lately when I think of oldies but goodies that never fade, it’s classical music. My current addiction is to Saint Saens Piano concertos.

Actually, I love almost all music. big band swing, jazz, original Rn’R before Elviseration, Broadway, folk/country, seventies/eighties rock and even a couple of Beatles songs. But I have trouble finding anything particularly memorable in today’s most popular stuff. I like to be moved slowly, emotionally, not frantically driven. I wish some of todays’ better tunes stayed around longer so I could learn and remember their names, and performers.

I’m also addicted to fields of daisies.

Did you see where NY’s Gov Cuomo is going to sue Rhode Island for stopping and quarantining those New Yorkers fleeing to their RI summer places. RI’s gov Gina Raimondo says that optics don’t count when you are trying to save lives.

Our Gov Gina, who from this guy’s point of view has been a little bit annoyingly Sing-songy in her previous years, has really stepped up to the plate, looking and acting like a leader. Gina BTW is the Chairwoman of The US Democratic Governors Association.

You feel the effects of a good drama in the core of your stomach. If that is the key satisfaction measure, then the just returning Netflix show, “Ozark” still has it!

The Answer:
Number One on the charts this week is The Box by Roddy Ricch. The rest in order are Blinding Lights by The Weekend, Don’t Start Now by Dua Lipa, Life is Good by Future featuring Drake, Circles by Post Malone, Roxanne by Arizona Zervas, Adore You by Harry Styles, Intentions by Justin Bieber featuring Quavo, Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi and at #10, everything I wanted ( in all lower case) by Billie Eglish. Humming yet? In a quick glance, the top 100 has a lot of songs by Lil Uzi Vert, none by Tylor Swift. Of “The Voice” judges Maroon Five with former judge Adam Levine has one way up at #12 ,and Blake Shelton has a duet with Gwen Stefani which is number 52. But for most of the rest, I am as confused with these names as is Spell-Check. Bonus: While not American, Sonja Henie captured American’s hearts with 3 back-to-back Olympic golds. The only other back-to-back Olympic gold winner was Katarina Witt. The US skaters with Olympic Golds are Tenley Albright, Carol Heiss (That was an American back-to-back), Peggy Flemming, Dorothy Hamill, Kristi Yamaguchi and Tara Lipinski. Note: Peggy Flemming and Kristi Yamaguchi won back-to-back World Championship Golds. Most gold medals won by Americans in the World Championships go to Dick Button with 6 and then Michelle Kwan and Carol Heiss at 5, Hayes Alan Jenkins and Scott Hamilton at 4 and Peggy Flemming at 3.\

A soccer coach was seen on a bench near his playing field polishing his shoes. A passer-by asked, “Why are you doing that. They’re just going to get dirty again.” The coach looked up, and said, “Well, it’s like that person who says why do I have make my bed every morning, I’m just going to sleep in it later tonight.” It’s about discipline, an orderly complete mind, starting your day off on the right foot with a good attitude, with an easy first accomplishment; it’s a “keystone” habit causing a domino effect of other smart choices and positive practices throughout the day. And it keeps hair and who knows what else dropping onto your sheets from pets and other vermin sneaking into your bed. BTW, research has shown that the most successful leaders and executive’s make their beds every mooring.

Sittin’ in a rockin’ chair lookin’ for something do to? Snap out of it, Rock!

HB Eric Clapton.



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