Today's Tids Issue 5.568 f
Short attention spans:
Yesterday the techs turned sour, and it was no surprise. The AI fever just got to hot, and yesterday investors took a handful of aspirin. At least it didn’t quite achieve the crumbling dot com status of 2000.
Vance moved the needle last night. But anybody who speaks at any party convention with throngs hyped up on adrenaline induced red bull will be received with maniacal approval.
What wasn't received well was the Speech by Teamster Boss Sean O’Brian to the RNC by the White House. They say heat fumes could be ssen arising on Pennsylvania Ave.
The typo terrorist attacked this timid typist yesterday and you may have missed out on the open pun. Heare it is: “Our favorite Tids Punster Laureate wrote this morning saying he had just received an email about how to read maps backwards. It was spam.
Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. I laughed more than I thought.
The Question:
What is Tapioca.
The Headlines:
--US Awaits Trump Speech.
--Techs Looking for Thursday Comeback After Yesterday's Trouncing; Netflix Earnings due today; Could be significant Ingredient of the Substantial Variety.
--Vance Vows to Support the Working Class; Will Also Work to Diminish Unlawful Entry ino the USA and Beef Up Global Image of US strength.
--Biden Has Covid; Pelosi and Schumer Privately Urging JB to Step Aside; Shiff on Soap Box Urging Transition of leadership.
--Open Golf Underway; Thoams Has Early Lead After Shooting 68.
I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I gazed into the soul of the guy next to me.
A few weeks ago, when Nvidia was boiling columns were written saying some of the conservative retirement stock programs aren’t flexible enough to latch onto hot mew stock trends. Yesterday the conservative side of eh strategy saved many a portfolio from imploding as the Dow soared.
It was 55 years ago today when Teddy Kennedy drove off a bridge killing Mary Jo Kopechne. I will always want the world to remember Mary Jo. A life of a good woman sometimes lost in the adulation for the Kennedy clan.
I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist. and worse… she can prove it.
Docs are becoming scarce as many GP types can't make a living Medicaid payments. It's nice to have healthcare for all, but the money should be going to the Dos who count most, not lawyers and middlemen.
Maybe the clinics without docs could have Web MD sites in the waiting rooms where patients could diagnose and treat themselves.
Haley, DeSantis and Vance didn't do much for the credibility of politicians when they reversed themselves 180 degrees on their opinions about Trump being fit to be President.
The great man told his followers, 'There are 2 things in life that matters above all else - Integrity, if you'd made a promise, you carry it out, even if it bankrupts you, cripples you or kills you. The other thing is common sense, like not making that promise'.
The Open in Scotland is great for Insomniacs.
John Deere took a giant step yesterday towards rational behavior when it announced the company is backing away from supporting social and cultural awareness evensttand thatis ll dostance itself form Inclusion efforts. Thaye wanted to make it clear that diversity quotas and pronoun identification have never been part of the company's policy. Yet they are aware of what they should a be aware of, Say what. They want their employees to be comfortable and not feel they are being measured by any circumstances other than by how well they do their jobs.
The Answer:
Tapioca is a starch extracted from the tubers of the cassava plant. My Grandmother never told me that when she said, "Eat your tapioca pudding”. To a kid Tapioca sounds like fun, but now it is a health food.
Gotta run Folks. Tomorrow will be more sensible,
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