Saturday Shorts:
Opening Stuff:
I find it kind of scary when I realized that more and more we buy stocks and elect “leaders” using the same principle – Popularity. Do we live in a new world where two of the key legs of a society – the economy and the government – have a chance of being entirely superficial? Without any substance at all. Are two of historic strengths of our nation now just mere houses of cards relying solely on the whimsical minds of publicists and ad guys? Makes you nervous, doesn’t it?
I don’t know about you, but announcements of new electric cars with a battery life of 100 miles does not impress me. How nervous would you be wondering whether or not you have enough juice to get home? You would probably have to add some kind of a delay factor of about I0% to each trip plan. And then you have to have the faith that the indicators on your dash boards are accurate. Oh, I forgot, these new computerized cars are failsafe.
There is no such thing as running out of ideas. Let nothing bog you down.
The Headlines:
--Massive 8.8 Earthquake Devastates Chili; Aftershocks Are Giant 6.9 On Scale; Tsunamis Threaten ¼ of Pacific Ocean Countries; Hawaii Issued Tsunami Warning.
--Fannie Mae Needs $15.3 Billion In Government Aid After 4th Q Loss.
--Banks In Nevada And Washington Become 21st and 22nd Shut Down This Year By FDIC.
--3 Key Senators Rewriting Legislation That Would Disguise The Hazardous-To-The-Economy-And-Mental-Stability-Of-Logical-People “Cap & Trade” Travesty; Softer Version Would Just Slowly Suck Out The Guts Of America.
--Prime Time Says He Will Announce HC Strategy Next Week.
--US Rushing To Aid Chili.
--Suicide Attacks Continue To Kill In Pakistan.
Back to More Stuff:
Is it me, or are earthquakes bigger than ever and more frequent? With out getting into some pretty complex math, here’s a simple description of damage potential as indicated by the Richter Scale: 4-4.9 – light: Noticeable shaking of indoor items. 5-5.9 – Moderate: Major damage to poorly constructed buildings over small area. 6-6.9 – Strong: Destruction across 100 miles. 7-7.9 – Major: Serious damage over large area. 8-8.9 – Great: Serious Damage over several 100 miles. 9-9.9 – Great: Devastating across several 1,000 miles. 10+ -- Epic: Has never happened.
I never send along emails from people who try to make feel guilty if I don’t send it or threaten some kind of demonic intervention or a visit by the IRS. Oh, that’s the same thing. We have to have little rules in life to keep things orderly.
In fact, the Tids has a policy 25.2-A sub B that strictly forbids the urging of forwarding this daily morning morass. We don’t good readers to lose friends.
Despite her proclivity to Prima Donna-hood, Lindsey Vonn is one tough woman.
It’s about this media concocted controversy over the Canadian women’s celebration. If I were there I’d light their cigars. My understanding is that the Olympic village is one wild place. These women just celebrated their magnificent achievement out in the open on ice that was the place of an enormous victory for them –and their country. I’ll pop a Diet Coke (Or Pepsi – I’m going for sponsors) to them any day or night. Loosen up.
No Soul Department:
Like so many on this subject, the headline read: “The NY Democrat brushes off ethics finding.” These politicians of ours have long ago escaped the oppression of guilt, morality and conscience. Some people measure the greatness of politicians by their ability to bypass basic morality better than others. “It’s just the way politics works.”, they say. I’ll take ethics and honesty any day.
One of the great unsung woman of our times is Annette Downing. Annette died in 2002. But her legacy will live forever. She almost single handily saved Providence and all of it’s 18th and 19th century homes and buildings from modernization and redevelopment. Not only did she preserve history, but her steady campaign helped keep that big city downtown from becoming just another blight. And forcing people to move to the suburbs where additional land would be desecrated. You would be hard pressed to find a more beautiful place than Annette’s city. A modern place that has never forgotten it’s incredible history. Oh, maybe the politicians have forgotten.
Danika Patrick has become the Michelle Wie of racing.
When is Spring Training going to end?
Yesterday I made some remarks about Goldman and the “biggest bookie joint” in America People who don't know what Credit Default Swaps (CDS's) are, will naturally assume something fishy is happening. In the Greece situation, Goldman loaned the beleaguered country an upfront payment for a revenue stream later. For instance, Goldman may have sought to protect itself against heavy losses from Greece because it was uniquely exposed to those losses. The terms of the swap meant that GS essentially made an upfront payment to Greece in exchange for a later revenue stream. If Greece defaults, Goldman loses. In other words, GS short trades against the Greek debt is a prudent precaution. It is a form of credit protection – Buy short trades against assets such as loan and swap obligations due to them. It is easy to complain about these complex CDS’s, but here they were used exactly what they were created for -- to hedge against scary long positions.
One of the real issues here isn’t about Goldman actions but about the forthrightness of the Greek government. The Goldman money is masked from the total debt obligations of an entity, in this case a country. The EU would the see on the application to EU a different balance sheet, a leaner one. This is one of those issues where ethics are trumped by legality.
Want to read more: Check this out:
http://www.businessinsider.com/goldman-sachs-shorted-greek-debt-after-it-arranged-those-shady-swaps-2010-2
I leave you with this poem from the Letters to the Editor section of the Providence Journal:
Why do they call Republicans Red and Democrats Blue?
It seems the opposite would be true.
Red is for Socialists, leftists and commies.
Blue is true blue: the flag, apple pie and mommies.
Who voted for this? Who made it true?
I’m not a Democrat, but I sure am blue.
-Joe Thompson, RI
Oh well.
Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
You can always find something good.
Today's Tids Issue 2,074
Opening Stuff:
How great is the news that Pakistan and India are talking to each other. Any time that mortal enemies with nukes sit down to chat in a friendlier than average way, it is always good news. In this case it is even better. With an easing of tensions on the Pakistan southern border, it frees up troops to fight the hated Taliban in the North. What it comes down to is that the Pakistanis hate the North Pakistan Taliban even more than the old foe India. Ironically, the Pakistanis love the Afghanistan Taliban. Can you say heroin?
Hey, you have to take your good news where you can find it. I find it in touching my toes…and then rising back up straight again. And not having to call 911.
I’m on the side that says lets get rid of the alleged waste in healthcare first – and that includes adding serious tort reform --and then start building a new program after we see what we have left.
The Question:
The Harris Interactive Research Company has completed a massive poll across 1,000 brands across 42 product categories to determine the “Highest Rated Brands” by consumers. What are the top five?
The Headlines:
--Nothing Gained At Summit.
--Stocks See A Little Sunlight Through The Snowflakes.
--New York, Non-Coastal New England Buried Under Snow.
--Pundits Wonder If Complicated Reconciliation Is Next Step After Summit.
--AIG Loses $8.9 Billion.
--Iraq To reinstate 20,000 Sadaam-era Army Oficers.
--Ethics Panel Finds House Ways & Means Chairman Rangel Found In Violation Of Rules.
Back to More Stuff:
Cute, Cuddly Thieves and Killers Department: --If the Killer Whale was a pit bull he’d be dead. The perception of cuddliness counts. –Doris Thompson is a life long thief and willing to steal from anybody. She’s received serious jail time 7 times. But, because she is 80 something and some people think she is cute, she has achieved kindly eccentric status. But, if she gets out again, lock your doors. She rationalizes her thievery of medical offices by saying that doctors are cheats and keep their money in drawers. But here’s her explanation for a 55 year life of crime: “I wouldn’t do all this nonsense if the government gave us more money.”! Tell her to start robbing some illegals before they send it home.
Don’t expect many novelists of the future to be romanticizing their favorite “dog eared” Kindle.
Wiley in his cartoon series “Non Sequitur” often explains the feelings of average folks about complex subjects in simple terms. For instance, today he depicts the Garden of Eden with a nude Adam and Eve standing behind bushes and a leering snake dangling form a tree next to a big ole’ apple. The captions says: “He says it’s a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, so what’s the worst that can happen?”
Dangling the Rosy Red Apple for fun & Profit Department: Bernanke says that the Central Bank is looking into possible shenanigans by Goldman Sachs and other Clueless Lane companies revolving around the use of high risk financial instruments like Credit Default Swaps (CDS) to make bets that Greece would default on its debt. Is Wall Street the biggest Bookie joint in the universe?
Don’t you wonder how groups of people or countries can hate each other for thousands of years?
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 56 continues.
I was feeling kind of beautiful as I sat up in my bed awaiting Kent, and Izzy. My mind was racing but not as fast as my heart. I heard a commotion outside my room. I sat up straight, and took another quick glance at the mirror. I’m feel like a girl on her first date. I looked up.
“Hi beautiful. Good news.”
It was Paul. “Paul! What a surprise. I’m sure my cheeks were brilliant red.” He ran in and gave me a huge hug. I guess he didn’t think I was brittle any more. “I pushed him away. Just a little.
“I found a baby sitter for the kids, called the hospital and asked them to send up an extra dinner for me. I thought it was time we had a little romantic dinner!”
I looked at him. He seemed so happy. I didn’t know what I felt. But, he was bubbling. That is very nice Paul”. It sounded flat.
“They wouldn’t let me bring a candle.” He laughed. “I heard from Kent Middleton’s group that the financing went through. They seemed happy to have me on board and of course very happy for the future afforded them by a certain brilliant financier!”
He picked up my hand and held it.
“I can hardly wait to have you at home.”
Before I could answer, I heard footsteps entering the room. Kent followed Izzy to my bedside. I looked up and my heart leapt. Kent started to smile that little smile of his. Then I noticed that his eyes went to my hand in Paul’s.
Back To More Stuff, Again:
Clinton will never stop distorting the truth about his perjury.
I guess one of my favorite things is applauding people who overcome big falls. People who pull themselves up without the manufactured façade of a public relations campaign. I have been disheartened lately over the unwarranted outrage by YouTube aficionados, Tweeters and FaceBookers highlighting some bad notes hit by former great and now recovering Whitney Houston. I firmly believe that this woman wants to make it back to, at least, herself. 10’s of thousands of Australians during her current tour are loving what she is doing. However, because of some personal inadequacies Tweeter and YouTube twits are relishing her occasional, very occasional stumble. And, broadcasting throughout the world.
I was disappointed with the removal of Joe Mendes from the idol last night. I thought the kid connected and frankly was very refreshing amidst a lot of the crap I saw Wednesday evening. I’m guessing the judges were surprised too. As was Urban who was totally amazed that he survived over Mendes. The Tids correctly picked 3 of the 4 castoffs. But, the miss was a big one.
Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--I’ve been watching the trailers for “Cop Out” wondering who would ever watch that except the brain dead? The critics this morning totally agree. But, there are plenty of brain dead out there who will flock to this because of favorite stars like Bruce Willis, Tracey Morgan and Sean William Scott will do stupid things and be in car wrecks. Willis is very Willis, but I personally tired of that act shortly after “Moonlight”. The plot is thin and the jokes are very weak. It’s a buddy picture about two cops trying to stop the spread of a Mexican drug gang. The funniest thing about this movie is watching Director Kevin Smith trying to get out of an airplane seat.
--The great Russian author Leo Tolstoy may seem like a dull subject as the premise for a movie. But this film starring Helen Mirren, James McAvoy, Christopher Plummer, Paul Giamatti and Kerry Condon is quite good. It is centered around the fifty year marriage of Tolstoy (Plummer) and his wife (Mirren) and her efforts to stop her duped, communist leaning hubby from donating the family fortune to a anarchistic peace movement just before the great revolution. I think it looks good.
--The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant and Radha Mitchell is much better than you may think. For some mysterious reason people of a small Iowa farm town are turning into homicidal maniacs. Nervous townsfolk and a no-holds-barred lawman make for some excellent escapism.
There is absolutely no reason to give into old age. You are always the same person and you will be surprised at what you can keep on doing, if you don’t believe it’s time to start stopping doing it. And, that goes for people who think turning 40, 50, 60, and 70 is getting old.
Do you think anybody will notice when the players in Major League Soccer go on strike as planned?
You can always find anecdotal evidence (See “Summit”) to support any cause you support. It’s just a cheap trick used by salesmen without a good story. I know. I used it often.
The Answer:
The 2010 winners are Hersey Kisses, M&M Plain chocolate, Hershey’s Milk chocolate candy bar, Google and Duracel Batteries. The top 10 in 2009 were M&M plain, Hersey Kisses, Arm&Hammer baking soda, Reese’s Peanut Butter cups, Hershey’s bar, Kleenex, Campbell’s, Google M&M Peanut and Crayola. You are not alone in your cravings for chocolate!
The End:
Roses are red.
Snow is white.
I hope your weekend,
Is a pure delight!
.
Opening Stuff:
How great is the news that Pakistan and India are talking to each other. Any time that mortal enemies with nukes sit down to chat in a friendlier than average way, it is always good news. In this case it is even better. With an easing of tensions on the Pakistan southern border, it frees up troops to fight the hated Taliban in the North. What it comes down to is that the Pakistanis hate the North Pakistan Taliban even more than the old foe India. Ironically, the Pakistanis love the Afghanistan Taliban. Can you say heroin?
Hey, you have to take your good news where you can find it. I find it in touching my toes…and then rising back up straight again. And not having to call 911.
I’m on the side that says lets get rid of the alleged waste in healthcare first – and that includes adding serious tort reform --and then start building a new program after we see what we have left.
The Question:
The Harris Interactive Research Company has completed a massive poll across 1,000 brands across 42 product categories to determine the “Highest Rated Brands” by consumers. What are the top five?
The Headlines:
--Nothing Gained At Summit.
--Stocks See A Little Sunlight Through The Snowflakes.
--New York, Non-Coastal New England Buried Under Snow.
--Pundits Wonder If Complicated Reconciliation Is Next Step After Summit.
--AIG Loses $8.9 Billion.
--Iraq To reinstate 20,000 Sadaam-era Army Oficers.
--Ethics Panel Finds House Ways & Means Chairman Rangel Found In Violation Of Rules.
Back to More Stuff:
Cute, Cuddly Thieves and Killers Department: --If the Killer Whale was a pit bull he’d be dead. The perception of cuddliness counts. –Doris Thompson is a life long thief and willing to steal from anybody. She’s received serious jail time 7 times. But, because she is 80 something and some people think she is cute, she has achieved kindly eccentric status. But, if she gets out again, lock your doors. She rationalizes her thievery of medical offices by saying that doctors are cheats and keep their money in drawers. But here’s her explanation for a 55 year life of crime: “I wouldn’t do all this nonsense if the government gave us more money.”! Tell her to start robbing some illegals before they send it home.
Don’t expect many novelists of the future to be romanticizing their favorite “dog eared” Kindle.
Wiley in his cartoon series “Non Sequitur” often explains the feelings of average folks about complex subjects in simple terms. For instance, today he depicts the Garden of Eden with a nude Adam and Eve standing behind bushes and a leering snake dangling form a tree next to a big ole’ apple. The captions says: “He says it’s a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, so what’s the worst that can happen?”
Dangling the Rosy Red Apple for fun & Profit Department: Bernanke says that the Central Bank is looking into possible shenanigans by Goldman Sachs and other Clueless Lane companies revolving around the use of high risk financial instruments like Credit Default Swaps (CDS) to make bets that Greece would default on its debt. Is Wall Street the biggest Bookie joint in the universe?
Don’t you wonder how groups of people or countries can hate each other for thousands of years?
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 56 continues.
I was feeling kind of beautiful as I sat up in my bed awaiting Kent, and Izzy. My mind was racing but not as fast as my heart. I heard a commotion outside my room. I sat up straight, and took another quick glance at the mirror. I’m feel like a girl on her first date. I looked up.
“Hi beautiful. Good news.”
It was Paul. “Paul! What a surprise. I’m sure my cheeks were brilliant red.” He ran in and gave me a huge hug. I guess he didn’t think I was brittle any more. “I pushed him away. Just a little.
“I found a baby sitter for the kids, called the hospital and asked them to send up an extra dinner for me. I thought it was time we had a little romantic dinner!”
I looked at him. He seemed so happy. I didn’t know what I felt. But, he was bubbling. That is very nice Paul”. It sounded flat.
“They wouldn’t let me bring a candle.” He laughed. “I heard from Kent Middleton’s group that the financing went through. They seemed happy to have me on board and of course very happy for the future afforded them by a certain brilliant financier!”
He picked up my hand and held it.
“I can hardly wait to have you at home.”
Before I could answer, I heard footsteps entering the room. Kent followed Izzy to my bedside. I looked up and my heart leapt. Kent started to smile that little smile of his. Then I noticed that his eyes went to my hand in Paul’s.
Back To More Stuff, Again:
Clinton will never stop distorting the truth about his perjury.
I guess one of my favorite things is applauding people who overcome big falls. People who pull themselves up without the manufactured façade of a public relations campaign. I have been disheartened lately over the unwarranted outrage by YouTube aficionados, Tweeters and FaceBookers highlighting some bad notes hit by former great and now recovering Whitney Houston. I firmly believe that this woman wants to make it back to, at least, herself. 10’s of thousands of Australians during her current tour are loving what she is doing. However, because of some personal inadequacies Tweeter and YouTube twits are relishing her occasional, very occasional stumble. And, broadcasting throughout the world.
I was disappointed with the removal of Joe Mendes from the idol last night. I thought the kid connected and frankly was very refreshing amidst a lot of the crap I saw Wednesday evening. I’m guessing the judges were surprised too. As was Urban who was totally amazed that he survived over Mendes. The Tids correctly picked 3 of the 4 castoffs. But, the miss was a big one.
Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--I’ve been watching the trailers for “Cop Out” wondering who would ever watch that except the brain dead? The critics this morning totally agree. But, there are plenty of brain dead out there who will flock to this because of favorite stars like Bruce Willis, Tracey Morgan and Sean William Scott will do stupid things and be in car wrecks. Willis is very Willis, but I personally tired of that act shortly after “Moonlight”. The plot is thin and the jokes are very weak. It’s a buddy picture about two cops trying to stop the spread of a Mexican drug gang. The funniest thing about this movie is watching Director Kevin Smith trying to get out of an airplane seat.
--The great Russian author Leo Tolstoy may seem like a dull subject as the premise for a movie. But this film starring Helen Mirren, James McAvoy, Christopher Plummer, Paul Giamatti and Kerry Condon is quite good. It is centered around the fifty year marriage of Tolstoy (Plummer) and his wife (Mirren) and her efforts to stop her duped, communist leaning hubby from donating the family fortune to a anarchistic peace movement just before the great revolution. I think it looks good.
--The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant and Radha Mitchell is much better than you may think. For some mysterious reason people of a small Iowa farm town are turning into homicidal maniacs. Nervous townsfolk and a no-holds-barred lawman make for some excellent escapism.
There is absolutely no reason to give into old age. You are always the same person and you will be surprised at what you can keep on doing, if you don’t believe it’s time to start stopping doing it. And, that goes for people who think turning 40, 50, 60, and 70 is getting old.
Do you think anybody will notice when the players in Major League Soccer go on strike as planned?
You can always find anecdotal evidence (See “Summit”) to support any cause you support. It’s just a cheap trick used by salesmen without a good story. I know. I used it often.
The Answer:
The 2010 winners are Hersey Kisses, M&M Plain chocolate, Hershey’s Milk chocolate candy bar, Google and Duracel Batteries. The top 10 in 2009 were M&M plain, Hersey Kisses, Arm&Hammer baking soda, Reese’s Peanut Butter cups, Hershey’s bar, Kleenex, Campbell’s, Google M&M Peanut and Crayola. You are not alone in your cravings for chocolate!
The End:
Roses are red.
Snow is white.
I hope your weekend,
Is a pure delight!
.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
The World is Full of Weirdness.
Today's Tids Issue 2,073
The Stuff:
If America isn’t in it, is it really a war?
Just when everybody was starting to think that it’s probably Ok to get out of Iraq and Afghanistan, Turkey gets ugly on us. It’s coup time again in the EU wannabe. The military has run the show since 1982. They don’t like the fact that the civilian Government is beginning to get cozy with Islam. After learning of aan alleged military plot called “Sledgehammer”, the ruling Government arrested 50 of the highest ranking military including Generals and Admirals. The military plot would include the mass bombing of mosques to create civil unrest, which would require the legitimate call for Marshall Law. Next in this comic book plan, The Military would shoot down its own planes and blame it on Greece! You can’t make up this stuff.
The Question:
Yesterday was the 65th anniversary of the raising of the flag on Iwo Jima. Iwo Jima because of that great symbol has been romanticized by many. But many great American soldiers fought equally well on many South Pacific Islands. Name some key WWII island battles.
The Headlines:
--0-Man Reams Out McCain For Asking Question About Bribes To Senators For Earlier Yes Votes; Democrats Asking For Jam It Through Approach As Possibility Of Broad Agreement Wanes.
--Jobless Claims Rise Unexpectedly.
-- Durable Goods Surge; Most Of Growth Comes From Huge Increase In Civilian Aircraft Production.
--Big Summit is Starting To Look Like Shallow Media Event; Both Sides lining Up For Post Summit Action.
--Killer Whale That Killed Trainer Has Attacked Humans Before.
--Hummer To China Deal Fails; Brand Axed; Only 364 Hummers Sold In 2009.
--Stocks Tumbling On Economy Fears.
Back to More Stuff:
In response to last week’s Tids call for best home cold remedies, one amateur physician recommends a brandy/honey cocktail with emphasis on the brandy. Boffed on brandy is a sure way to mask those pesky cold symptoms.
Isn’t it interesting that the civilian aircraft industry had a surge in production the same month that Wall Street bonuses went up 17%! Now that‘s a stimulus package.
Some ex Military are saying privately that while the US had to fight in Viet Nam with one hand tied behind their backs, they are fighting Afghanistan with two hands tied behind their backs. Pre-announcing “no killing of civilians”, they say, gave the Taliban their greatest defensive weapon. You will never see a Taliban without his group of civilians close in tow. In addition, the rule that says NATO cannot fire on any Taliban without a weapon, has the enemy firing madly until Americans advance. Then they throw down their weapons, stand up, wave goodbye, and turn and walk away. This is true. The world is a strange place.
I was totally and utterly underwhelmed by the first men’s session of the American Idol competition. Maybe I’m just getting old, but I was only entertained by about 11 of the 120 minutes. For the most part they all sounded the same with bad songs mostly sung badly. The only decent singers I saw were, Casey James, Lee Dewyze and Aaron Kelly. Also somewhat Ok were Joe Munos and Andrew Garcia. In fact I could grow to like Munoz. You could see talent in others like Todrick Hall, Jermaine Sellers and John Park, but they were mediocre last night. And Park might not make it to next week. Over all…I wish I hadn’t wasted the time. But, that’s what Tid’s Guys do for the fans!
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 56 continues. –
“Isabelle and Kent Middleton are coming out to see you this evening. I think Middleton said he hadn’t had a nice date in a long time”
I smiled to myself.
“Anyhow, that brought down the house because I guess Middleton is not much of a comedian.”
I just listened. I loved listening to other people’s stories about Kent.
“I’ll be up tomorrow sometime. I’ll call in the morning. I am particularly interested in learning more about this Kent fellow. This is a big investment, and somehow I have the feeling we are investing Kent Middleton”.
“Wow”, I said “you’re talkative today. Something big must have happened.” He laughed. “I’ll try to remember what I can about Kent. Maybe I’ll learn more about him tonight”. Did they say why they were coming?”
“Other than for a date?” He laughed again. “I believe that Isabelle thinks highly of you and now wants to make you feel comfortable with the’ family’. You know how that works. If Makes things smoother for our operation, I’m all for it. I don’t why Middleton is tagging along.”
I thought, “I do. Or at least I hope I do.”
“I’ll call in the morning” He hung up. I looked over into the mirror, patted the side of my hair and unbuttoned the top button of my PJ’s.
Back to More Stuff Again:
It’s starting to appear that the best new pick-up technique is having an authorized medical marijuana card! It seems to be working particularly well with the late fifties, early sixties set. Did you ever not think that medical marijuana was just part of the big plan to legalize marijuana?
South America seems intent in overcoming the Middle East on the weirdness meter. The Falkland’s, yes those Falkland’s with a population of about 3,000 ( 1K British Military), are a center of a black storm once again. This time the black is oil. Apparently the Brits believe there is a field surrounding their Falkland Islands that can produce 60 Billion barrels of that valuable commodity. Argentina is having economic problems, putting President Christine Fernandes on the hot seat. Argentina does not want to make it easy for the British get rich. For that matter they will dispute the territorial waters again as they did in 1982. Frankly, the Argentineans have hated the British (And vice versa) since around 1840, and is in new mood to help them anyway. This soap opera has become more complex now that Hugo Chavez has promised to send his troops to help Argentina defend against an attack by Britain. The world is a loose cannon. Stay tuned.
One of the interesting sidelights that came out of the Toyota hearings was that the company’s excellent Lexus brand was involved in several of the biggest law suits for unexpected acceleration. Lexus was never part of the recalls, but some of the most tragic accidents involved that beautiful hi-tech car. Maybe the officials were trying to protect their luxury brand? Do you think?
The Answer:
There were enormous battles on Guadalcanal, New Guinea, The Solomon’s, Guam, Tarawa, Saipan, Corregidor, Okinawa, Bataan. Major naval battles were prolific and key to victory – Leyte, Midway, Coral Sea, Philippine Sea, South China Sea, Bismarck Sea. Americans came from e the city in little boats against overwhelming dug in armies, They kept on coming and they never gave in. What di I want to be when I grew up? A Marine on Guadalcanal. As it turned out, I wasn’t good enough.
The End:
Just remember when things seem a little difficult that you could be in a trench on a south Pacific Island waiting for the bullets to stop.
The Stuff:
If America isn’t in it, is it really a war?
Just when everybody was starting to think that it’s probably Ok to get out of Iraq and Afghanistan, Turkey gets ugly on us. It’s coup time again in the EU wannabe. The military has run the show since 1982. They don’t like the fact that the civilian Government is beginning to get cozy with Islam. After learning of aan alleged military plot called “Sledgehammer”, the ruling Government arrested 50 of the highest ranking military including Generals and Admirals. The military plot would include the mass bombing of mosques to create civil unrest, which would require the legitimate call for Marshall Law. Next in this comic book plan, The Military would shoot down its own planes and blame it on Greece! You can’t make up this stuff.
The Question:
Yesterday was the 65th anniversary of the raising of the flag on Iwo Jima. Iwo Jima because of that great symbol has been romanticized by many. But many great American soldiers fought equally well on many South Pacific Islands. Name some key WWII island battles.
The Headlines:
--0-Man Reams Out McCain For Asking Question About Bribes To Senators For Earlier Yes Votes; Democrats Asking For Jam It Through Approach As Possibility Of Broad Agreement Wanes.
--Jobless Claims Rise Unexpectedly.
-- Durable Goods Surge; Most Of Growth Comes From Huge Increase In Civilian Aircraft Production.
--Big Summit is Starting To Look Like Shallow Media Event; Both Sides lining Up For Post Summit Action.
--Killer Whale That Killed Trainer Has Attacked Humans Before.
--Hummer To China Deal Fails; Brand Axed; Only 364 Hummers Sold In 2009.
--Stocks Tumbling On Economy Fears.
Back to More Stuff:
In response to last week’s Tids call for best home cold remedies, one amateur physician recommends a brandy/honey cocktail with emphasis on the brandy. Boffed on brandy is a sure way to mask those pesky cold symptoms.
Isn’t it interesting that the civilian aircraft industry had a surge in production the same month that Wall Street bonuses went up 17%! Now that‘s a stimulus package.
Some ex Military are saying privately that while the US had to fight in Viet Nam with one hand tied behind their backs, they are fighting Afghanistan with two hands tied behind their backs. Pre-announcing “no killing of civilians”, they say, gave the Taliban their greatest defensive weapon. You will never see a Taliban without his group of civilians close in tow. In addition, the rule that says NATO cannot fire on any Taliban without a weapon, has the enemy firing madly until Americans advance. Then they throw down their weapons, stand up, wave goodbye, and turn and walk away. This is true. The world is a strange place.
I was totally and utterly underwhelmed by the first men’s session of the American Idol competition. Maybe I’m just getting old, but I was only entertained by about 11 of the 120 minutes. For the most part they all sounded the same with bad songs mostly sung badly. The only decent singers I saw were, Casey James, Lee Dewyze and Aaron Kelly. Also somewhat Ok were Joe Munos and Andrew Garcia. In fact I could grow to like Munoz. You could see talent in others like Todrick Hall, Jermaine Sellers and John Park, but they were mediocre last night. And Park might not make it to next week. Over all…I wish I hadn’t wasted the time. But, that’s what Tid’s Guys do for the fans!
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 56 continues. –
“Isabelle and Kent Middleton are coming out to see you this evening. I think Middleton said he hadn’t had a nice date in a long time”
I smiled to myself.
“Anyhow, that brought down the house because I guess Middleton is not much of a comedian.”
I just listened. I loved listening to other people’s stories about Kent.
“I’ll be up tomorrow sometime. I’ll call in the morning. I am particularly interested in learning more about this Kent fellow. This is a big investment, and somehow I have the feeling we are investing Kent Middleton”.
“Wow”, I said “you’re talkative today. Something big must have happened.” He laughed. “I’ll try to remember what I can about Kent. Maybe I’ll learn more about him tonight”. Did they say why they were coming?”
“Other than for a date?” He laughed again. “I believe that Isabelle thinks highly of you and now wants to make you feel comfortable with the’ family’. You know how that works. If Makes things smoother for our operation, I’m all for it. I don’t why Middleton is tagging along.”
I thought, “I do. Or at least I hope I do.”
“I’ll call in the morning” He hung up. I looked over into the mirror, patted the side of my hair and unbuttoned the top button of my PJ’s.
Back to More Stuff Again:
It’s starting to appear that the best new pick-up technique is having an authorized medical marijuana card! It seems to be working particularly well with the late fifties, early sixties set. Did you ever not think that medical marijuana was just part of the big plan to legalize marijuana?
South America seems intent in overcoming the Middle East on the weirdness meter. The Falkland’s, yes those Falkland’s with a population of about 3,000 ( 1K British Military), are a center of a black storm once again. This time the black is oil. Apparently the Brits believe there is a field surrounding their Falkland Islands that can produce 60 Billion barrels of that valuable commodity. Argentina is having economic problems, putting President Christine Fernandes on the hot seat. Argentina does not want to make it easy for the British get rich. For that matter they will dispute the territorial waters again as they did in 1982. Frankly, the Argentineans have hated the British (And vice versa) since around 1840, and is in new mood to help them anyway. This soap opera has become more complex now that Hugo Chavez has promised to send his troops to help Argentina defend against an attack by Britain. The world is a loose cannon. Stay tuned.
One of the interesting sidelights that came out of the Toyota hearings was that the company’s excellent Lexus brand was involved in several of the biggest law suits for unexpected acceleration. Lexus was never part of the recalls, but some of the most tragic accidents involved that beautiful hi-tech car. Maybe the officials were trying to protect their luxury brand? Do you think?
The Answer:
There were enormous battles on Guadalcanal, New Guinea, The Solomon’s, Guam, Tarawa, Saipan, Corregidor, Okinawa, Bataan. Major naval battles were prolific and key to victory – Leyte, Midway, Coral Sea, Philippine Sea, South China Sea, Bismarck Sea. Americans came from e the city in little boats against overwhelming dug in armies, They kept on coming and they never gave in. What di I want to be when I grew up? A Marine on Guadalcanal. As it turned out, I wasn’t good enough.
The End:
Just remember when things seem a little difficult that you could be in a trench on a south Pacific Island waiting for the bullets to stop.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Everything is about love.
Today's tids Issue 2,072
Opening Stuff:
When all of your dreams come true, will there be anything left about which to dream?
Being loved sets you free. Free to soar. Free to walk the tight rope of life over outstretched caring arms. Free to know that someone who cares will comfort you in soft fluffy clouds of understanding. Loving brings on burdens…of caring, hoping, consoling, urging, grieving, scolding. Understanding. And, also the elation in shared victories and achievements and being beautifully loved in return.
The Question:
Yesterday was the anniversary of the attack on the Alamo. That event produced a memorable slogan. Name that and 2 other war slogans made famous after attacks.
The Headlines:
--“24’s” Kiefer Sutherland Back On Set After Surgery; Shooting Resumes And Nothing To Happen To Schedule.
--New Home Sales Hit Record Low In January.
--US Death Toll in Afghanistan Approaching 1,000.
--US Toyota Chief Gets Grilled; Admits Their May be Additional Problems; Family Scion Akio Toyota To Apologize Before Congress Today..
--Wall Street Shifting Support To Republicans.
--Stocks Rising Ahead Of Bernanke Report.
--Financial Regulation Overhaul Becoming More Of A Certainty As Republican Corker (TN) Fights For Promising Compromise.
--Athens March In Protest Of Cutbacks To Save Country Ends In Clash With Police.
--Painting Believed To be Van Gogh Authenticated.
Back to More Stuff:
The clothes of people who smoke smell like stale cigarette smoke. Mine smell like rich creamy gravy. That’s why I’m always smiling.
I think the Republicans are counting their chickens much too early.
Politicians jumping ship because Congress isn’t working reminds me of NBA players demanding trades because their team isn’t winning. Excuse me cowards…you are part of the problem.
When ESPN superstar Chris Burman shouts “Back, back, back” these days he is probably bemoaning the return of all the weight he famously lost and which now defines his familiar pear shaped torso we have grown to love over the years.
Recipe Department: Everybody loves a tasty trip down to the hills, the new world lands of William Of Orange followers. Them’s hill-billys, rednecks to the rest of you. And pulled pork is the staple. Preheat oven to 350. Trim excess fat from a 2 lb pork roast. In a bowl mix 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp pepper, 1 tsp dried minced onion, 1 tsp garlic powder and ½ tsp Morton’s Nature’s Seasons Seasoning Blend. Rub mixture all over pork. In skillet heat (medium) 1 tbs canola oil.and sear pork on all sides. Place roast in baking dish and add water. Bake I hour covered with foil and another uncovered. Let pork cool, then use a couple of meat forks to shred it. Mix 14-16 oz of favorite barbecue sauce with shredded pork and then heat for 15 mins until tastes merge.
A pseudonym is an author’s write name.
24um: So, what does the latest events in the Dana Walsh caper mean to the entire show storyline? I had assumed scenarios, like the two bozos stumbling into the Nuke theft, but nothing came true. It clouds the future credibility of Cole in the CTU. But more interesting is that maybe Dana wasn’t covering up her past indiscretions, but was worrying that her hidden association with the terrorists would be revealed if her past became known. That would be fun. –The romance between Jack and the wonderful Renee continues to deepen. That’s good. –When does President Logan return and how will that interfere with the White House negotiations. –What is that presidential aid really all about?.
Tips and talk from Tid Folk: --The son of a long time GM worker observes, “I don't think it's too much of a leap to think that the fact we (The Government and unions) now own GM and Chrysler is playing a role in the hearings.” –The Tid’s comments about Scott Brown’s first big vote brought comments from opposite ends of the debate…from “It’s the partisanship voters are looking for” to “My heart is broken this morning re: Scott Brown and the rest of the New England Republicans who went along with this "jobs" nonsense!!!!!!...I think we have a group of Democrats in Republican clothing ....”
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 56. –“What’s going on?” I wondered as I struggled to walk a mere 15 steps this afternoon. It was painful and very awkward as I hit walls and had trouble avoiding legs of chairs. But it will be worth it. The phone near my bed rand and I wanted to run. It had to be Kent, but the legs didn’t respond as fast as my heart. The good news about being in the hospital is that callers expect the worse and let the phone ring longer. I reached it at the seventh ring and eagerly Picked. Excitedly, I shouted “Hello…”, but before I could add Kent with an exclamation point, I heard Jack say, Maggie, it is so good to hear your peppy voice again.” I hated it when people called me peppy!, But I answered him anyhow, “And yours too!”. Well Maggie, you should feel proud of yourself. The deal is done and most everybody in the room were shore is was because of your guiding hands.” I smiled. Jack knew how to hit my buttons. “Why thanks Jack”, I acknowledged. To be a part of anything right now is the best therapy in the world.” He continued, “Bill and the crew are with heir financial people setting up the details and relationships. I got the impression that Kent Middleton would like you running the show. Hey, he’s an odd duck, isn’t he?” I smiled and thought, yes wonderfully beautifully odd. In fact the most unique individual I have ever known. I answered, “Yes, he can be quirky”.
Back to More Stuff Again:
When Simon said to the first performer, “You are the best singer of the lot”, I thought we are in for a bad night. American Idol is off and running and first in the box Paige Miles, while very personable and probably good was disappointing to me. In fact the first three were dullsville and often off key to this tin ear. I don’t have room to go into all of them but my favorites were Siobhan Magnus who was moving, Chrystal Bowersox ( Maybe I like her because it sounds like BoSox) who sang my kind of music and young teen Katie Stevens who has a voice beyond her years. I also liked Lilly Scott, Katlyn Epperly, Didi Benami and Michelle Delemore. I like Haeley Vaughn, but she was disappointing last night. Off the show are Ashley Rodriguez and Janell Wheeler.
The wild, wild west days of the internet continue to come under the control of gun slinging sheriffs around the globe. Italy has convicted Google execs for not acting fast enough to remove a despicable teen-made video that shows the bullying of an autistic boy. Apple has removed a couple of sexually explicit apps. The industry wants to be self regulating, so expect to see more companies like apple ridding their sites of irresponsibility before the Feds can build a case.
I’m all for 911 calls being off limits for public airing. Why do news networks think that very personal trauma should be in the public domain.
The Answer:
The three great “Remembers” were the Alamo, The Maine and Pearl Harbor. Another chilling war slogan was Banzai. Of course that was often dulled with “Oo-rah” the cry of US Marines.
The End:
I’m already getting tired of Ellen on AI.
Opening Stuff:
When all of your dreams come true, will there be anything left about which to dream?
Being loved sets you free. Free to soar. Free to walk the tight rope of life over outstretched caring arms. Free to know that someone who cares will comfort you in soft fluffy clouds of understanding. Loving brings on burdens…of caring, hoping, consoling, urging, grieving, scolding. Understanding. And, also the elation in shared victories and achievements and being beautifully loved in return.
The Question:
Yesterday was the anniversary of the attack on the Alamo. That event produced a memorable slogan. Name that and 2 other war slogans made famous after attacks.
The Headlines:
--“24’s” Kiefer Sutherland Back On Set After Surgery; Shooting Resumes And Nothing To Happen To Schedule.
--New Home Sales Hit Record Low In January.
--US Death Toll in Afghanistan Approaching 1,000.
--US Toyota Chief Gets Grilled; Admits Their May be Additional Problems; Family Scion Akio Toyota To Apologize Before Congress Today..
--Wall Street Shifting Support To Republicans.
--Stocks Rising Ahead Of Bernanke Report.
--Financial Regulation Overhaul Becoming More Of A Certainty As Republican Corker (TN) Fights For Promising Compromise.
--Athens March In Protest Of Cutbacks To Save Country Ends In Clash With Police.
--Painting Believed To be Van Gogh Authenticated.
Back to More Stuff:
The clothes of people who smoke smell like stale cigarette smoke. Mine smell like rich creamy gravy. That’s why I’m always smiling.
I think the Republicans are counting their chickens much too early.
Politicians jumping ship because Congress isn’t working reminds me of NBA players demanding trades because their team isn’t winning. Excuse me cowards…you are part of the problem.
When ESPN superstar Chris Burman shouts “Back, back, back” these days he is probably bemoaning the return of all the weight he famously lost and which now defines his familiar pear shaped torso we have grown to love over the years.
Recipe Department: Everybody loves a tasty trip down to the hills, the new world lands of William Of Orange followers. Them’s hill-billys, rednecks to the rest of you. And pulled pork is the staple. Preheat oven to 350. Trim excess fat from a 2 lb pork roast. In a bowl mix 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp pepper, 1 tsp dried minced onion, 1 tsp garlic powder and ½ tsp Morton’s Nature’s Seasons Seasoning Blend. Rub mixture all over pork. In skillet heat (medium) 1 tbs canola oil.and sear pork on all sides. Place roast in baking dish and add water. Bake I hour covered with foil and another uncovered. Let pork cool, then use a couple of meat forks to shred it. Mix 14-16 oz of favorite barbecue sauce with shredded pork and then heat for 15 mins until tastes merge.
A pseudonym is an author’s write name.
24um: So, what does the latest events in the Dana Walsh caper mean to the entire show storyline? I had assumed scenarios, like the two bozos stumbling into the Nuke theft, but nothing came true. It clouds the future credibility of Cole in the CTU. But more interesting is that maybe Dana wasn’t covering up her past indiscretions, but was worrying that her hidden association with the terrorists would be revealed if her past became known. That would be fun. –The romance between Jack and the wonderful Renee continues to deepen. That’s good. –When does President Logan return and how will that interfere with the White House negotiations. –What is that presidential aid really all about?.
Tips and talk from Tid Folk: --The son of a long time GM worker observes, “I don't think it's too much of a leap to think that the fact we (The Government and unions) now own GM and Chrysler is playing a role in the hearings.” –The Tid’s comments about Scott Brown’s first big vote brought comments from opposite ends of the debate…from “It’s the partisanship voters are looking for” to “My heart is broken this morning re: Scott Brown and the rest of the New England Republicans who went along with this "jobs" nonsense!!!!!!...I think we have a group of Democrats in Republican clothing ....”
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 56. –“What’s going on?” I wondered as I struggled to walk a mere 15 steps this afternoon. It was painful and very awkward as I hit walls and had trouble avoiding legs of chairs. But it will be worth it. The phone near my bed rand and I wanted to run. It had to be Kent, but the legs didn’t respond as fast as my heart. The good news about being in the hospital is that callers expect the worse and let the phone ring longer. I reached it at the seventh ring and eagerly Picked. Excitedly, I shouted “Hello…”, but before I could add Kent with an exclamation point, I heard Jack say, Maggie, it is so good to hear your peppy voice again.” I hated it when people called me peppy!, But I answered him anyhow, “And yours too!”. Well Maggie, you should feel proud of yourself. The deal is done and most everybody in the room were shore is was because of your guiding hands.” I smiled. Jack knew how to hit my buttons. “Why thanks Jack”, I acknowledged. To be a part of anything right now is the best therapy in the world.” He continued, “Bill and the crew are with heir financial people setting up the details and relationships. I got the impression that Kent Middleton would like you running the show. Hey, he’s an odd duck, isn’t he?” I smiled and thought, yes wonderfully beautifully odd. In fact the most unique individual I have ever known. I answered, “Yes, he can be quirky”.
Back to More Stuff Again:
When Simon said to the first performer, “You are the best singer of the lot”, I thought we are in for a bad night. American Idol is off and running and first in the box Paige Miles, while very personable and probably good was disappointing to me. In fact the first three were dullsville and often off key to this tin ear. I don’t have room to go into all of them but my favorites were Siobhan Magnus who was moving, Chrystal Bowersox ( Maybe I like her because it sounds like BoSox) who sang my kind of music and young teen Katie Stevens who has a voice beyond her years. I also liked Lilly Scott, Katlyn Epperly, Didi Benami and Michelle Delemore. I like Haeley Vaughn, but she was disappointing last night. Off the show are Ashley Rodriguez and Janell Wheeler.
The wild, wild west days of the internet continue to come under the control of gun slinging sheriffs around the globe. Italy has convicted Google execs for not acting fast enough to remove a despicable teen-made video that shows the bullying of an autistic boy. Apple has removed a couple of sexually explicit apps. The industry wants to be self regulating, so expect to see more companies like apple ridding their sites of irresponsibility before the Feds can build a case.
I’m all for 911 calls being off limits for public airing. Why do news networks think that very personal trauma should be in the public domain.
The Answer:
The three great “Remembers” were the Alamo, The Maine and Pearl Harbor. Another chilling war slogan was Banzai. Of course that was often dulled with “Oo-rah” the cry of US Marines.
The End:
I’m already getting tired of Ellen on AI.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Today's Tids Issue 2,071
Opening Stuff:
Naps make you smarter. It’s a lot like that notice that creeps upon your computer from time to time asking if you want to clear out old stuff and move it to archives. New science says that naps help the mind perform the same function. Clear out dead stuff and open up room for refreshing. So, lay down, close your eyes and press “OK”.
It seems now that the Republicans will be mere background drapes for an Obama presentation of a new Health Care Plan. This bipartisan summit for the mutual exchange of ideas ended yesterday as 0-Man introduced his new plan 3 days before the much ballyhooed love fest. This new plan is like but $200 billion richer than the old Senate program despised by 2/3’s of Americans. It looks like a political move where 0-Man can now say, “Look I have a new bill with Republican ideas, so if you balk at this one you are the problem in America”. However, I think he has opened the door for legitimate GOP resistance.
The Question:
What is the word origin of canary?
The Headlines:
--Senate Advances Jobs Bill.
--Dems Cautious About New Obamacare Plan.
--New January Labor Report: 20% of Americans Underemployed.
--Stocks Slip As Investors Remain Cautious About Consumer Led Economy.
--Bonuses For Bailed Out Financial Companies Up 17% In 2009.
--Cheney Seems OK After Chest Pains.
--New Excavation In Jerusalem Supports Credibility Of Bible.
--New Iran Uranium Enrichment Proposal Falls Short Of World Demands.
Back to Stuff:
There is a raging protest brewing out side the Olympics sled runs. Apparently groups representing Tom, Dick, Harry, Jacob, Ethan, Matt and a host of others are asking for fairness in naming sleds. “Who did “Bob” pay off, any how?”, they shout. Officials are growing concerned knowing that they have yet to hear from the women. Jessled? Lindasled? Penelope sled?
“It’s not Perfect”. With those words Republic savior Scott Brown joined the ranks of not so perfect politicians willing to accept less than good. Brown also showed that he as a lifelong Politician has something in the back of his mind that says Government is the answer. That jobs occur at the behest of government. But what really bothers me about his vote is that it is in an alliance with the awful Harry Reid. I wonder what post the scoundrel offered Brown in exchange?
Get ready to find your bunker. It is reported that the Obama Biography by Pulitzer prize author and New Yorker Editor David Remnick will hit the stands this Spring. I guess they’re trying to get it out while he’s still in office.
The Libs are reporting that Austin Kamikaze pilot Stack is a “Tea Party” hero, trying to cast aspersions on these groups formed to revive the greatness of America. What they fail to mention is that Stack was an equal opportunity nutcase supporting even more liberal than conservative causes in his singular agenda.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –What did Wiley have on his mind? He had been pleasant all through the meeting, but now he was apparently looking for something from me. Did Sarah tell him something? I doubt it. Nobody knows anything about me except me. Finally Wiley ended the awkward silence. “You are the beneficiary of Bromsky’s misdeeds. I thought you might have more to say.” I looked calmly at him, “No I don’t.” Finally Izzy broke in, but was cautious. “Jack, Kent doesn’t generally over answer an open ended question. Maybe if you were more direct like asking what he thought of Bromsky?” She then turned to me, “Tell Jack what you thought of Seymore, Kent.” Good old Izzy, I thought. “I thought Seymore Bromsky was brilliant. But I never trusted him. I don’t dwell on Seymore. Never have. He’s gone. That’s it.” Now I am really tired of this meeting. I thought Izzy would now suggest moving into her office for a celebratory drink, but Jack Wiley continued. I guess I know who holds our purse strings now. Let’s hope they put Sarah/Maggie in charge. I smiled to myself. “Kent, may I call you Kent”, I nodded, “You are the most important guy in this company. I just want to get to know you better.” Yikes, I thought. I’m going to be a puppet.
Back to Stuff Again:
In a discussion between a conservative and a moderate about Obama’s socialist tendencies, the moderate in support of 0-Man said that his bailout of the banking industry “saved Capitalism”. No!...capitalism operates best when failure is not rewarded. Capitalism works when the winners win and the losers lose without governemtn intervention. What O-man and the admin (Bush and Paulson before them) have created is an entitlement financial industry without the traditional boundaries of sensible free enterprise. Without the potential for self regulation. The only self regulation they practice is paying off members of the SEC with good jobs in their companies. No, bailouts didn’t save capitalism; it just pushed it further into a murky hole.
Let’s face it, the secular press loves headlines like “God is Dead”. But new reports say just the opposite. The largest US religion, Catholics (68 Million) had a 1.5% increased in membership. The Mormans (6 Million) also had a nice 1.7% rise. The 2nd and 3rd largest denominations – Southern Baptists and Methodists – had a small decline of about .3%. On the other hand, newer progressive offshoots of traditional Christian groups showed nice increases off-setting the small declines of the 2 and 3 sects. God is in the house.
Have you noticed that any time citizens ask schools to start cutting back because there is no more money, the first thing the School Boards do is cut sports. With this, they are always sure to bring the most vocal support for no more cuts. Town Councils should elect school boards and make those membesr beholden to them.
It is my humble opinion that the homebuilding industry is the most wasteful of all industries. Not that they aren’t necessarily inefficient at what they do…but that most of what they do isn’t really necessary. Builders got to build; developers got to develop; Whether or not you need it.
If architects are so good, why can’t they build schools that last longer than 30-40 years.
Now that Tiger has popularized rehab for addictions, maybe we should send congress away for 6 months to help them control addictive spending. It could be the best money the taxpayer has ever spent.
The Answer:
A Northwest African Chieftain named Juba always wanted to explore the fabled islands whose peaks could be seen for the shore of his land Mauratania. Mariners and Greek lore said they were abundant with food and it was a beautiful place with snow topped mountains reaching 11,0000 feet. They were called the “Fortunate Islands” or “Isles of the Blest”. Upon arriving Juba loved the beauty, but also noticed that the islands were overrun by large wild dogs. He thus named the island Canaria “Isle of Dogs” from Canis – dog. English explorers called them canary islands. Many years later after Juba and the extinction of the dogs, the island songbirds were domesticated and shipped throughout Europe as Canarys – the original Bird-Dog.
The End:
Actually…I always thought it was Tids that made you smarter.
Opening Stuff:
Naps make you smarter. It’s a lot like that notice that creeps upon your computer from time to time asking if you want to clear out old stuff and move it to archives. New science says that naps help the mind perform the same function. Clear out dead stuff and open up room for refreshing. So, lay down, close your eyes and press “OK”.
It seems now that the Republicans will be mere background drapes for an Obama presentation of a new Health Care Plan. This bipartisan summit for the mutual exchange of ideas ended yesterday as 0-Man introduced his new plan 3 days before the much ballyhooed love fest. This new plan is like but $200 billion richer than the old Senate program despised by 2/3’s of Americans. It looks like a political move where 0-Man can now say, “Look I have a new bill with Republican ideas, so if you balk at this one you are the problem in America”. However, I think he has opened the door for legitimate GOP resistance.
The Question:
What is the word origin of canary?
The Headlines:
--Senate Advances Jobs Bill.
--Dems Cautious About New Obamacare Plan.
--New January Labor Report: 20% of Americans Underemployed.
--Stocks Slip As Investors Remain Cautious About Consumer Led Economy.
--Bonuses For Bailed Out Financial Companies Up 17% In 2009.
--Cheney Seems OK After Chest Pains.
--New Excavation In Jerusalem Supports Credibility Of Bible.
--New Iran Uranium Enrichment Proposal Falls Short Of World Demands.
Back to Stuff:
There is a raging protest brewing out side the Olympics sled runs. Apparently groups representing Tom, Dick, Harry, Jacob, Ethan, Matt and a host of others are asking for fairness in naming sleds. “Who did “Bob” pay off, any how?”, they shout. Officials are growing concerned knowing that they have yet to hear from the women. Jessled? Lindasled? Penelope sled?
“It’s not Perfect”. With those words Republic savior Scott Brown joined the ranks of not so perfect politicians willing to accept less than good. Brown also showed that he as a lifelong Politician has something in the back of his mind that says Government is the answer. That jobs occur at the behest of government. But what really bothers me about his vote is that it is in an alliance with the awful Harry Reid. I wonder what post the scoundrel offered Brown in exchange?
Get ready to find your bunker. It is reported that the Obama Biography by Pulitzer prize author and New Yorker Editor David Remnick will hit the stands this Spring. I guess they’re trying to get it out while he’s still in office.
The Libs are reporting that Austin Kamikaze pilot Stack is a “Tea Party” hero, trying to cast aspersions on these groups formed to revive the greatness of America. What they fail to mention is that Stack was an equal opportunity nutcase supporting even more liberal than conservative causes in his singular agenda.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –What did Wiley have on his mind? He had been pleasant all through the meeting, but now he was apparently looking for something from me. Did Sarah tell him something? I doubt it. Nobody knows anything about me except me. Finally Wiley ended the awkward silence. “You are the beneficiary of Bromsky’s misdeeds. I thought you might have more to say.” I looked calmly at him, “No I don’t.” Finally Izzy broke in, but was cautious. “Jack, Kent doesn’t generally over answer an open ended question. Maybe if you were more direct like asking what he thought of Bromsky?” She then turned to me, “Tell Jack what you thought of Seymore, Kent.” Good old Izzy, I thought. “I thought Seymore Bromsky was brilliant. But I never trusted him. I don’t dwell on Seymore. Never have. He’s gone. That’s it.” Now I am really tired of this meeting. I thought Izzy would now suggest moving into her office for a celebratory drink, but Jack Wiley continued. I guess I know who holds our purse strings now. Let’s hope they put Sarah/Maggie in charge. I smiled to myself. “Kent, may I call you Kent”, I nodded, “You are the most important guy in this company. I just want to get to know you better.” Yikes, I thought. I’m going to be a puppet.
Back to Stuff Again:
In a discussion between a conservative and a moderate about Obama’s socialist tendencies, the moderate in support of 0-Man said that his bailout of the banking industry “saved Capitalism”. No!...capitalism operates best when failure is not rewarded. Capitalism works when the winners win and the losers lose without governemtn intervention. What O-man and the admin (Bush and Paulson before them) have created is an entitlement financial industry without the traditional boundaries of sensible free enterprise. Without the potential for self regulation. The only self regulation they practice is paying off members of the SEC with good jobs in their companies. No, bailouts didn’t save capitalism; it just pushed it further into a murky hole.
Let’s face it, the secular press loves headlines like “God is Dead”. But new reports say just the opposite. The largest US religion, Catholics (68 Million) had a 1.5% increased in membership. The Mormans (6 Million) also had a nice 1.7% rise. The 2nd and 3rd largest denominations – Southern Baptists and Methodists – had a small decline of about .3%. On the other hand, newer progressive offshoots of traditional Christian groups showed nice increases off-setting the small declines of the 2 and 3 sects. God is in the house.
Have you noticed that any time citizens ask schools to start cutting back because there is no more money, the first thing the School Boards do is cut sports. With this, they are always sure to bring the most vocal support for no more cuts. Town Councils should elect school boards and make those membesr beholden to them.
It is my humble opinion that the homebuilding industry is the most wasteful of all industries. Not that they aren’t necessarily inefficient at what they do…but that most of what they do isn’t really necessary. Builders got to build; developers got to develop; Whether or not you need it.
If architects are so good, why can’t they build schools that last longer than 30-40 years.
Now that Tiger has popularized rehab for addictions, maybe we should send congress away for 6 months to help them control addictive spending. It could be the best money the taxpayer has ever spent.
The Answer:
A Northwest African Chieftain named Juba always wanted to explore the fabled islands whose peaks could be seen for the shore of his land Mauratania. Mariners and Greek lore said they were abundant with food and it was a beautiful place with snow topped mountains reaching 11,0000 feet. They were called the “Fortunate Islands” or “Isles of the Blest”. Upon arriving Juba loved the beauty, but also noticed that the islands were overrun by large wild dogs. He thus named the island Canaria “Isle of Dogs” from Canis – dog. English explorers called them canary islands. Many years later after Juba and the extinction of the dogs, the island songbirds were domesticated and shipped throughout Europe as Canarys – the original Bird-Dog.
The End:
Actually…I always thought it was Tids that made you smarter.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Forgetting the past.
Today's Tids Issue 2,070
Opening Stuff:
Happy Birthday George! You have always been an inspiration to me…even though you were a southerner.
Irony Department:
At the end of the revolutionary War, Rhode Island was the only one of the 13 not to ratify the new Constitution. The citizens of the smallest Colony said they fought the war “To shed a strong centralized Government bent on taxing their trade and they were in no mood to create another one.” Today, Rhode Island’s own government has practically taxed its entire economy out of the state! Historical Note: By not ratifying, RI essentially became a foreign country. On his 1989 Nationwide tour GW purposely snubbed RI. But after the Bill of Rights with all of the most important freedoms of which RI was a leading proponent, the 13th Colony did sign on. GW came to this state that has always loved him and his presence.
Have you ever noticed that people think their dog is so smart because he or she can find the closet that contains doggie treats? “Isn’t he cute?” Gag.
The Question:
What is the name of the German town that presents the famous Passion Play? How often is it presented, Why?
The Headlines:
--New credit Card Rules In effect Today; Credit Card Companies Had Plenty Of Tome To keep Revise Schemes And Keep Rates Onerous.
--Suicide Bomb In Eastern Afghanistan Kills Tora Bora Commander;; TB Leader Headed Efforts To Capture OBL.
--Pre-election Campaigning In Iraq Sees 8 Shiites Shot Or Beheaded.
--Security Regulators To Take Up Short Sale Restrictions This Week.
--Fewer People Falling Behind On Mortgages; China Retail Sales Soaring; Oil Back Over $80;
--As Congressional Hearings Begin, Toyota Mounts All Out Lobbying Assault Teams.
--4,000 Lufthansa Pilots Begin 4 Day Strike; Worldwide Travel Could Be Severely Disrupted.
--Daughter Of Austin Tax Protester Calls Dad Hero For All Americans; Says Suicide Flight “Inappropriate”.
Back To Stuff:
I love that word somebody coined to describe today’s Nightly News anchors as Emo-Journalists. How much pathos, angst, congenial emotion can they get into a smile, a frown an eye movement. Forget the news analysis. Look for the human drama. And now the anchors emotions are a part of the story.
How come sick people have to walk to the back of a drugstore to get medicine while healthy people can buy cigarettes up front? But then we call living units that are stuck together apartments. And home ports of safety conscious airlines, terminals! I guess we’ll never know these answers or why lemon juice is artificially flavored and dish washing liquid contains real lemon.
There is no truth to the rumor that some Hollywood entrepreneur is planning a “Best Celebrity Apology Awards Show” to take up the slack after the final sob on the Oscars leaves fans as empty as post NFL football or 25th hour “24” fans. Tiger Woods so far is the odds on favorite to take the annual Return To God award. Stay tuned.
Have you noticed that almost always classical record producers combine the Grieg and Schuman Concertos in A on one CD. You would think that they could be more creative than that.
You have to figure that there are a lot of knuckleheads running healthcare companies. How insane is it, with the dark clouds of Federal control looming everywhere, to announce an in-your-face 33% and higher rate increases for direct payers? It gives the Obama admin the trump card it needs to get the HCapallooza roaring again. Steps are already underway to give the Feds veto power over insurance company rate setting. The feds taking another step into states rights territory is the latest insult to what remains of the US constitutional concept. Watch carefully. This admin seems to look for any possible excuse to jump in and take over…anything.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –It was as though the hand of Maggie/Sarah was in control of the meeting. Both sides assumed that my Maggie, my Sarah had ordained the outcome, and they were there to fill in the blanks. Young Bill was up with an amazingly accurate and easy to understand financing procedure. Jack being there made sure that all questions were answered immediately. It wasn’t long before Jack Wiley and Isabelle Philips were shaking hands and a PR person had popped in to take photos for the big Press Release. They were all smiles when Wiley asked, “So, what’s going on with Bromsky?” Izzy looked at him, and became resolute. I don’t know much at all. I do know that Henry Boulder the Sherriff of Fosterville and two state trooper detectives are in his area now and have been since you arrived. I have no further word.” Jack looked interested and then asked, “But we do know that Bromsky made progress adding to the development of your products even though it was though a forbidding and despicable activity. Isn’t that right Mr. Middleton?” He turned his head quickly and was now staring at me. In my unflappable best I answered, “Exactly”. I could tell that Wiley was expecting me to elaborate, but I don’t elaborate. He was now searching for the right words as the noticeable silence dimmed the brightness of the room.
Back to More Stuff Again:
A new report hailed by Global Warming disciples says we will get fewer but stronger hurricanes. However, like much of their historical hysterical pronouncements they couch the forecasts with phrases like “There’s not enough evidence” or “doesn’t make clear”. The only thing for sure is that the media will run anything with the initials GW as important news even with the apparent hedge factors.
Isn’t it unfortunate that the Father of our country and the biggest scam in history have the same initials?
Republicans may be smiling today, but if the economy starts to nose upwards by June it could be a whole new ball game. And, I won’t be surprised if Obama backs the GOP into a corner in this week’s televised campfire chat. There could be a lot of ghost stories for the Republicans emerging later on. Be careful of what you wish for!
If you couldn’t get excited watching the USA-Canada hockey game last night you should check into an emergence ward immediately.
Harry Reid says that he isn’t worried that he is way down in the polls for his reelection to that Nevada Senate seat of his. More proof that he is brain dead.
The Answer:
I’m sure the little Bavarian town of Oberammergau is right on the tip of your tongue. This story of Jesus is the most “powerful" and "moving experience” of any. It should be, this town has been doing it every ten years since 1634. That is a year during the 30 Years War when the “Black Death” was sweeping across Europe. The town made a pact with God to spare them promising to put on this play once a decade. They have never been touched by the plague. 500,000 are expected to view this play where all of the parts are played honorably by locals, mostly farmers. The 5,000 residents of the town give their entire lives to the play. Hey…just like high school football in Texas.
The End:
Actually…I love dogs. I just think people are more important.
Opening Stuff:
Happy Birthday George! You have always been an inspiration to me…even though you were a southerner.
Irony Department:
At the end of the revolutionary War, Rhode Island was the only one of the 13 not to ratify the new Constitution. The citizens of the smallest Colony said they fought the war “To shed a strong centralized Government bent on taxing their trade and they were in no mood to create another one.” Today, Rhode Island’s own government has practically taxed its entire economy out of the state! Historical Note: By not ratifying, RI essentially became a foreign country. On his 1989 Nationwide tour GW purposely snubbed RI. But after the Bill of Rights with all of the most important freedoms of which RI was a leading proponent, the 13th Colony did sign on. GW came to this state that has always loved him and his presence.
Have you ever noticed that people think their dog is so smart because he or she can find the closet that contains doggie treats? “Isn’t he cute?” Gag.
The Question:
What is the name of the German town that presents the famous Passion Play? How often is it presented, Why?
The Headlines:
--New credit Card Rules In effect Today; Credit Card Companies Had Plenty Of Tome To keep Revise Schemes And Keep Rates Onerous.
--Suicide Bomb In Eastern Afghanistan Kills Tora Bora Commander;; TB Leader Headed Efforts To Capture OBL.
--Pre-election Campaigning In Iraq Sees 8 Shiites Shot Or Beheaded.
--Security Regulators To Take Up Short Sale Restrictions This Week.
--Fewer People Falling Behind On Mortgages; China Retail Sales Soaring; Oil Back Over $80;
--As Congressional Hearings Begin, Toyota Mounts All Out Lobbying Assault Teams.
--4,000 Lufthansa Pilots Begin 4 Day Strike; Worldwide Travel Could Be Severely Disrupted.
--Daughter Of Austin Tax Protester Calls Dad Hero For All Americans; Says Suicide Flight “Inappropriate”.
Back To Stuff:
I love that word somebody coined to describe today’s Nightly News anchors as Emo-Journalists. How much pathos, angst, congenial emotion can they get into a smile, a frown an eye movement. Forget the news analysis. Look for the human drama. And now the anchors emotions are a part of the story.
How come sick people have to walk to the back of a drugstore to get medicine while healthy people can buy cigarettes up front? But then we call living units that are stuck together apartments. And home ports of safety conscious airlines, terminals! I guess we’ll never know these answers or why lemon juice is artificially flavored and dish washing liquid contains real lemon.
There is no truth to the rumor that some Hollywood entrepreneur is planning a “Best Celebrity Apology Awards Show” to take up the slack after the final sob on the Oscars leaves fans as empty as post NFL football or 25th hour “24” fans. Tiger Woods so far is the odds on favorite to take the annual Return To God award. Stay tuned.
Have you noticed that almost always classical record producers combine the Grieg and Schuman Concertos in A on one CD. You would think that they could be more creative than that.
You have to figure that there are a lot of knuckleheads running healthcare companies. How insane is it, with the dark clouds of Federal control looming everywhere, to announce an in-your-face 33% and higher rate increases for direct payers? It gives the Obama admin the trump card it needs to get the HCapallooza roaring again. Steps are already underway to give the Feds veto power over insurance company rate setting. The feds taking another step into states rights territory is the latest insult to what remains of the US constitutional concept. Watch carefully. This admin seems to look for any possible excuse to jump in and take over…anything.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –It was as though the hand of Maggie/Sarah was in control of the meeting. Both sides assumed that my Maggie, my Sarah had ordained the outcome, and they were there to fill in the blanks. Young Bill was up with an amazingly accurate and easy to understand financing procedure. Jack being there made sure that all questions were answered immediately. It wasn’t long before Jack Wiley and Isabelle Philips were shaking hands and a PR person had popped in to take photos for the big Press Release. They were all smiles when Wiley asked, “So, what’s going on with Bromsky?” Izzy looked at him, and became resolute. I don’t know much at all. I do know that Henry Boulder the Sherriff of Fosterville and two state trooper detectives are in his area now and have been since you arrived. I have no further word.” Jack looked interested and then asked, “But we do know that Bromsky made progress adding to the development of your products even though it was though a forbidding and despicable activity. Isn’t that right Mr. Middleton?” He turned his head quickly and was now staring at me. In my unflappable best I answered, “Exactly”. I could tell that Wiley was expecting me to elaborate, but I don’t elaborate. He was now searching for the right words as the noticeable silence dimmed the brightness of the room.
Back to More Stuff Again:
A new report hailed by Global Warming disciples says we will get fewer but stronger hurricanes. However, like much of their historical hysterical pronouncements they couch the forecasts with phrases like “There’s not enough evidence” or “doesn’t make clear”. The only thing for sure is that the media will run anything with the initials GW as important news even with the apparent hedge factors.
Isn’t it unfortunate that the Father of our country and the biggest scam in history have the same initials?
Republicans may be smiling today, but if the economy starts to nose upwards by June it could be a whole new ball game. And, I won’t be surprised if Obama backs the GOP into a corner in this week’s televised campfire chat. There could be a lot of ghost stories for the Republicans emerging later on. Be careful of what you wish for!
If you couldn’t get excited watching the USA-Canada hockey game last night you should check into an emergence ward immediately.
Harry Reid says that he isn’t worried that he is way down in the polls for his reelection to that Nevada Senate seat of his. More proof that he is brain dead.
The Answer:
I’m sure the little Bavarian town of Oberammergau is right on the tip of your tongue. This story of Jesus is the most “powerful" and "moving experience” of any. It should be, this town has been doing it every ten years since 1634. That is a year during the 30 Years War when the “Black Death” was sweeping across Europe. The town made a pact with God to spare them promising to put on this play once a decade. They have never been touched by the plague. 500,000 are expected to view this play where all of the parts are played honorably by locals, mostly farmers. The 5,000 residents of the town give their entire lives to the play. Hey…just like high school football in Texas.
The End:
Actually…I love dogs. I just think people are more important.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Who says?
Today's Tids Issue 2,069
Opening Stuff:
Why don’t I believe that John Lackey is going to be that good? Why don’t I feel confident that Lackey, Beckett and Lester will be a “Fearsome Triumvirate”? Why do I believe that the Boston Red Sox will fall one run short more often than not. Maybe I’m just one of those old fans who still can’t believe they still aren’t on a title-less streak since 1918. They still have to go beyond the publicity driven euphoria and prove it to me…every year.
I love hearing little kids in the 4 year old range saying things like “Watch me throw the ball Ma”, or “Watch me jump off this rock Dad”. They are capturing very simply the full emotions of a beautiful intimacy.
The Question:
Name Michelangelo’s five greatest works of art.
The Headlines:
--Austin Texas IRS Building Attack Was Premeditated Suicide; Man Had Had It Up To Eye Brows With Gov. and IRS Says Web Suicide Note.
--Golf Writers To Boycott Woods Love Fest.
--Marines Dropped Behind Taliban Lines In Ongoing Battle For Marjah.
--Ugliness Of Commercial Real Estate Mortgage Problem Becoming More Apparent.
--Obama Authorizes $1.9 Billion In Retribution To Black Farmers Thought To be Discriminated Against By department Of Agriculture.
Back To Stuff:
I think when you wade through all of the well publicized crap about what we all should worry, you’ll find that almost everybody who has ever walked a step upon this earth would agree that must find a good, surefire remedy for colds. The Tids will be on the prowl looking for the best of home remedies and store bought stuff too. Send in your favorite’s.
Did you see where President “Burger Boy”, former MacDonald’s muncher Bill Clinton, is speaking out in behalf of Michelle O’s obesity in children program? Next he is taking up the cause of the Tiger Woods rehabilitation program. He will be in charge of getting the woman to back off law suits.
If you talk to any person raised in the forties and early fifties you will quickly learn that obesity wasn’t a problem probably because kids would spend half of their waking hours riding bicycles or walking humongous distances. Kids would awaken each morning and plan their own days which almost often required extremely strenuous exercise.
More proof that wars are now run by Public Relation’s people: They are changing the name of the Iraq War to “Operation New Dawn”. How about changing WWII to “Setting Sun?”
We laugh, or maybe not, about the typos that are consistent nuisances in the Tids. I rationalize this as collateral damage along the way in a quest for bigger ideas. But, after looking within, I’m thinking…does an artist leave some of the brushstrokes for viewers to complete? Does an engineer leave out some of the bolts for bridge users to discover? Is a written piece full of technical errors a masterpiece? Everything that is half done is…well…half done.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes. Chapter 55 continues. –The mood seemed relatively bright considering the dirty little drama unfolding within these antiseptic walls. Jack Wiley was charming Isabelle and Izzy was charming back. A real love fest. Jack Wiley started saying what I thought he would say, “We are here and we are looking forward to getting this thing going. Normally my people and I would be sitting here stonefaced trying to back you into a corner until you would submit to an offer that was slightly more beneficial to us than you. But, I have been talking with my wonderful Maggie the Magnificent, that is Sarah Durham to everybody else”, Wiley chuckled. “No”, I thought, “that is Sarah Durham to everybody but me. It’s Sarah/Maggie to me.” And I smiled to myself under the ongoing words of Wiley. “One of the things that Sarah always brings to the table is irrefutable logic. Where many dispute minor points that often erupt in to major roadblocks, Sarah sees all of the advantages for both sides.” He paused for effect. “Instead of getting hung up with the Bromsky misconduct, or more appropriately a major felony that might derail most negotiations, she sees it as something that over time will be a technological advantage. She tells me that you are fortunate to have a technological power like Kent Middleton to pick up the pieces and keep the growth momentum going”, He nodded my way, “And…she loves the guidance that Isabelle offers as the Honcho.” Izzy was looking relaxed.
Back To More Stuff:
There seems to be more senior citizens taking classes these days than kids in Kindergarten. How long will it be until the NEA wants to organize the volunteer instructors and demand more taxes to pay for it?
Lou Dobbs, a radio talker gaining credibility and listenership said yesterday that his new hero was a woman from Rhode Island. He was talking about Dorothy Gist the state’s education commissioner. She says authoritatively what all citizens want to say about the education system and the way their taxes are being used to run it. And she says it directly without hedging in a state that is literally run by big unions and in particular the teacher’s unions. But she gets things done because she has the capability of pointing out what is right in a way that even the opposition can’t deny it. Or would be really embarrassed doing so. Dorothy Gist for President.
Did you ever think that you would ever have to learn how to spell M-a-r-j-a-h?
Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--Shutter Island has been the most heavily promoted movie in recent times. I guess they have been trying to overwhelm the public because it isn’t very good. Any movie with an opening scene of the hero throwing up from sea sickness for a 5 minute ferry ride is an immediate turn-off for me. This is a drab over-acted movie, where the “Cats Jumping out of the Alleys” scare tactics wear thin half way through. But even worse, one quarter the way through any semi intelligent human will figure out the “surprise” ending. There is more to not like about this worst of the Leo-Marty movies.
--The best available movie in weeks maybe the top 10 Collection of 2009 Academy Award nominated short films. Well done and lots of emotions. I’d look for it.
The Answer:
Just about everybody would know Pieta, David and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Michelangelo was an enormously accomplished genius in sculpture, painting and architecture, yes architecture. Among well know edifices he designed are the St. Peter’s Basilica, The Laurentian Library and the fortifications for the City of Florence. One of his most amazing paintings and maybe the most famous fresco of all times was the “Last Judgment” on the wall behind the Sistine chapel altar.
The End:
You feeling low? Yesterday the players on the basketball team for Bryant University in Rhode Island were feeling low too. Their record was the worst in NCAA history at 0-26. Last night they won by 2 points beating Wagner College of NY. There is always an up.
Opening Stuff:
Why don’t I believe that John Lackey is going to be that good? Why don’t I feel confident that Lackey, Beckett and Lester will be a “Fearsome Triumvirate”? Why do I believe that the Boston Red Sox will fall one run short more often than not. Maybe I’m just one of those old fans who still can’t believe they still aren’t on a title-less streak since 1918. They still have to go beyond the publicity driven euphoria and prove it to me…every year.
I love hearing little kids in the 4 year old range saying things like “Watch me throw the ball Ma”, or “Watch me jump off this rock Dad”. They are capturing very simply the full emotions of a beautiful intimacy.
The Question:
Name Michelangelo’s five greatest works of art.
The Headlines:
--Austin Texas IRS Building Attack Was Premeditated Suicide; Man Had Had It Up To Eye Brows With Gov. and IRS Says Web Suicide Note.
--Golf Writers To Boycott Woods Love Fest.
--Marines Dropped Behind Taliban Lines In Ongoing Battle For Marjah.
--Ugliness Of Commercial Real Estate Mortgage Problem Becoming More Apparent.
--Obama Authorizes $1.9 Billion In Retribution To Black Farmers Thought To be Discriminated Against By department Of Agriculture.
Back To Stuff:
I think when you wade through all of the well publicized crap about what we all should worry, you’ll find that almost everybody who has ever walked a step upon this earth would agree that must find a good, surefire remedy for colds. The Tids will be on the prowl looking for the best of home remedies and store bought stuff too. Send in your favorite’s.
Did you see where President “Burger Boy”, former MacDonald’s muncher Bill Clinton, is speaking out in behalf of Michelle O’s obesity in children program? Next he is taking up the cause of the Tiger Woods rehabilitation program. He will be in charge of getting the woman to back off law suits.
If you talk to any person raised in the forties and early fifties you will quickly learn that obesity wasn’t a problem probably because kids would spend half of their waking hours riding bicycles or walking humongous distances. Kids would awaken each morning and plan their own days which almost often required extremely strenuous exercise.
More proof that wars are now run by Public Relation’s people: They are changing the name of the Iraq War to “Operation New Dawn”. How about changing WWII to “Setting Sun?”
We laugh, or maybe not, about the typos that are consistent nuisances in the Tids. I rationalize this as collateral damage along the way in a quest for bigger ideas. But, after looking within, I’m thinking…does an artist leave some of the brushstrokes for viewers to complete? Does an engineer leave out some of the bolts for bridge users to discover? Is a written piece full of technical errors a masterpiece? Everything that is half done is…well…half done.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes. Chapter 55 continues. –The mood seemed relatively bright considering the dirty little drama unfolding within these antiseptic walls. Jack Wiley was charming Isabelle and Izzy was charming back. A real love fest. Jack Wiley started saying what I thought he would say, “We are here and we are looking forward to getting this thing going. Normally my people and I would be sitting here stonefaced trying to back you into a corner until you would submit to an offer that was slightly more beneficial to us than you. But, I have been talking with my wonderful Maggie the Magnificent, that is Sarah Durham to everybody else”, Wiley chuckled. “No”, I thought, “that is Sarah Durham to everybody but me. It’s Sarah/Maggie to me.” And I smiled to myself under the ongoing words of Wiley. “One of the things that Sarah always brings to the table is irrefutable logic. Where many dispute minor points that often erupt in to major roadblocks, Sarah sees all of the advantages for both sides.” He paused for effect. “Instead of getting hung up with the Bromsky misconduct, or more appropriately a major felony that might derail most negotiations, she sees it as something that over time will be a technological advantage. She tells me that you are fortunate to have a technological power like Kent Middleton to pick up the pieces and keep the growth momentum going”, He nodded my way, “And…she loves the guidance that Isabelle offers as the Honcho.” Izzy was looking relaxed.
Back To More Stuff:
There seems to be more senior citizens taking classes these days than kids in Kindergarten. How long will it be until the NEA wants to organize the volunteer instructors and demand more taxes to pay for it?
Lou Dobbs, a radio talker gaining credibility and listenership said yesterday that his new hero was a woman from Rhode Island. He was talking about Dorothy Gist the state’s education commissioner. She says authoritatively what all citizens want to say about the education system and the way their taxes are being used to run it. And she says it directly without hedging in a state that is literally run by big unions and in particular the teacher’s unions. But she gets things done because she has the capability of pointing out what is right in a way that even the opposition can’t deny it. Or would be really embarrassed doing so. Dorothy Gist for President.
Did you ever think that you would ever have to learn how to spell M-a-r-j-a-h?
Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--Shutter Island has been the most heavily promoted movie in recent times. I guess they have been trying to overwhelm the public because it isn’t very good. Any movie with an opening scene of the hero throwing up from sea sickness for a 5 minute ferry ride is an immediate turn-off for me. This is a drab over-acted movie, where the “Cats Jumping out of the Alleys” scare tactics wear thin half way through. But even worse, one quarter the way through any semi intelligent human will figure out the “surprise” ending. There is more to not like about this worst of the Leo-Marty movies.
--The best available movie in weeks maybe the top 10 Collection of 2009 Academy Award nominated short films. Well done and lots of emotions. I’d look for it.
The Answer:
Just about everybody would know Pieta, David and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Michelangelo was an enormously accomplished genius in sculpture, painting and architecture, yes architecture. Among well know edifices he designed are the St. Peter’s Basilica, The Laurentian Library and the fortifications for the City of Florence. One of his most amazing paintings and maybe the most famous fresco of all times was the “Last Judgment” on the wall behind the Sistine chapel altar.
The End:
You feeling low? Yesterday the players on the basketball team for Bryant University in Rhode Island were feeling low too. Their record was the worst in NCAA history at 0-26. Last night they won by 2 points beating Wagner College of NY. There is always an up.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Find the Broken Tooth.
Today's Tids Issue 2,068
Opening Stuff
In case you are wondering, I’ve been in class learning how to write. So…there is hope for Tids readers.
Tune in tomorrow for the biggest, high stakes shell game in the history of the bamboozlement industry. A small nation of handlers will manage Tiger Woods first public appearance since all of the porn stars came out of the forest. He will be surrounded buy friends, the friendly and Mom. He will read a spit polished script to a most likely handpicked audience of media fawners. Nobody will learn anything new. But the promoters are hoping that this will be the start of the next generation of Brand Tiger.
The Question:
Many of the so called “Greatest Authors” really only make on one good book. J.D. Salinger comes to mind. Salmon Rushdie has made a career out of one book too. What was the name of it. What other books has he written? What is his basic philosophy?
The Headlines:
--Over 75,000 Computer Systems In Over 2,500 Companies In Health And Technology Hacked!; The Largest, most Sophisticated Cyber Attack Ever, Begun in 2008 And Discovered Last Month, Centered on Proprietary Corporate Data, eMails, Credit Card Transaction Data and Login Credentials.
--Jobless Claims Rise Unexpectedly; Wholesale Inflation Surges.
--NATO Controls Marjah’s Key Roads, Government Centers.
--UN Head Of Climate Change To Step Down.
--Vonn And White Win Golds Impressively.
--Dalai Lama Happy About Talks With 0-Man; Chinese Government Isn’t.
--Authorities Saying That Plane That Crashed Into Texas IRS Building May have Been Intentional.
--Stock Market Hanging In There.
Back To Stuff:
Mike Peters tells us that they are remaking Lawrence Welk’s old polka music into “Hip-Hop”. It’s called bubble rap.
I think the Swiss have been on to something for a long time. It’s just that nobody looked. This country of 26 cantons (like our states) has a government with three branches like us with a huge difference. The house and senate are chosen by the people who in turn name the President…for one year! The federal government only has responsibility for three things in addition to ceremonial appearances – the borders, the military and some general taxation. Everything else is canton driven, including the majority of taxes. I think they got the idea from out founding fathers.
In this continuous stream of newspaper and TV news stories we seem seeing lately about Marijuana, you would have to believe it is the new miracle drug.
Lindsey Vonn is intense.
This Greek economic disaster is very interesting at many levels. First, most of the EWU nations don’t feel sorry for Greece one bit. The country lied not once but twice on successive applications for membership into the EU. The EU charter does not allow the organization to give any member nation the boot. Greece can only pull out if they resign. So, they are stuck with Greece and the worry of a defaulting Greece weakening the Euro. Germany and France are indicating they would bail out the country if it lived up to demanding cuts in government. The powerful Unions say no way, and in fact went on strike. German, and to a lesser extent French, citizens are protesting vociferously the use of their tax dollars to bail out the corrupt laggards in Greece. The big problem is that standing in line are with their hands out ready for a grab if Greece gets greased are Portugal, Spain, Ireland and Italy. So, the gist of it is that nobody really cares about Greece but they are truly worried about Italy.
Lets see...unions destroying an economy. There is no money left but unions strike for more money. Can you say Rhode Island; California; Michigan waiting for Obamadough? Or as Laura Ingraham says – Obamulous.
As I read the White House comments on jobs saved by the stimulus, I can only say that it appears they are saying that the stimulus was all about paying back the NEA.
It looks to me like we are rounding up a lot of al-Qaida.
I was walking through the super markets a little while ago and saw a carton of Edy’s Caramel Delight ice cream which, after 3-4 seconds weighing the pros and cons, I bought..
Did you know that you can’t just move to Switzerland to retire or live unless you have net assets of $1.9 million or more?
The Answer:
“Satanic Verses” helped make Rushdie an International household name. His best publicity came from the protests of the Islam religion (You have to wonder if Dan Brown’s DaVinci Code wasn’t created precisely to anger a major religion. It wouldn’t surprise me.) Rushdie’s second novel “Midnight’s Children” actually gave him his first fame. His first book “Grimus” went nowhere, barely noticed. After Verses he wrote the well received Shame about poetical turmoil in Pakistan. It was in his favorite style of History combined with magical realism. He also wrote The Moors last Sigh, Fury, The Ground Beneath her feet. The Jaquar Smile and Shalimar the Clown. He is an atheist who believes that extreme religion is very dangerous. Although, he reconverted back to Muslim a few years ago to get the Islam assassin off his back. So, basically he is a hypocrite trying to have it his way so he can make lots of money and enjoy the limelight.
The End:
Some days just don’t go the way you planned them.
Opening Stuff
In case you are wondering, I’ve been in class learning how to write. So…there is hope for Tids readers.
Tune in tomorrow for the biggest, high stakes shell game in the history of the bamboozlement industry. A small nation of handlers will manage Tiger Woods first public appearance since all of the porn stars came out of the forest. He will be surrounded buy friends, the friendly and Mom. He will read a spit polished script to a most likely handpicked audience of media fawners. Nobody will learn anything new. But the promoters are hoping that this will be the start of the next generation of Brand Tiger.
The Question:
Many of the so called “Greatest Authors” really only make on one good book. J.D. Salinger comes to mind. Salmon Rushdie has made a career out of one book too. What was the name of it. What other books has he written? What is his basic philosophy?
The Headlines:
--Over 75,000 Computer Systems In Over 2,500 Companies In Health And Technology Hacked!; The Largest, most Sophisticated Cyber Attack Ever, Begun in 2008 And Discovered Last Month, Centered on Proprietary Corporate Data, eMails, Credit Card Transaction Data and Login Credentials.
--Jobless Claims Rise Unexpectedly; Wholesale Inflation Surges.
--NATO Controls Marjah’s Key Roads, Government Centers.
--UN Head Of Climate Change To Step Down.
--Vonn And White Win Golds Impressively.
--Dalai Lama Happy About Talks With 0-Man; Chinese Government Isn’t.
--Authorities Saying That Plane That Crashed Into Texas IRS Building May have Been Intentional.
--Stock Market Hanging In There.
Back To Stuff:
Mike Peters tells us that they are remaking Lawrence Welk’s old polka music into “Hip-Hop”. It’s called bubble rap.
I think the Swiss have been on to something for a long time. It’s just that nobody looked. This country of 26 cantons (like our states) has a government with three branches like us with a huge difference. The house and senate are chosen by the people who in turn name the President…for one year! The federal government only has responsibility for three things in addition to ceremonial appearances – the borders, the military and some general taxation. Everything else is canton driven, including the majority of taxes. I think they got the idea from out founding fathers.
In this continuous stream of newspaper and TV news stories we seem seeing lately about Marijuana, you would have to believe it is the new miracle drug.
Lindsey Vonn is intense.
This Greek economic disaster is very interesting at many levels. First, most of the EWU nations don’t feel sorry for Greece one bit. The country lied not once but twice on successive applications for membership into the EU. The EU charter does not allow the organization to give any member nation the boot. Greece can only pull out if they resign. So, they are stuck with Greece and the worry of a defaulting Greece weakening the Euro. Germany and France are indicating they would bail out the country if it lived up to demanding cuts in government. The powerful Unions say no way, and in fact went on strike. German, and to a lesser extent French, citizens are protesting vociferously the use of their tax dollars to bail out the corrupt laggards in Greece. The big problem is that standing in line are with their hands out ready for a grab if Greece gets greased are Portugal, Spain, Ireland and Italy. So, the gist of it is that nobody really cares about Greece but they are truly worried about Italy.
Lets see...unions destroying an economy. There is no money left but unions strike for more money. Can you say Rhode Island; California; Michigan waiting for Obamadough? Or as Laura Ingraham says – Obamulous.
As I read the White House comments on jobs saved by the stimulus, I can only say that it appears they are saying that the stimulus was all about paying back the NEA.
It looks to me like we are rounding up a lot of al-Qaida.
I was walking through the super markets a little while ago and saw a carton of Edy’s Caramel Delight ice cream which, after 3-4 seconds weighing the pros and cons, I bought..
Did you know that you can’t just move to Switzerland to retire or live unless you have net assets of $1.9 million or more?
The Answer:
“Satanic Verses” helped make Rushdie an International household name. His best publicity came from the protests of the Islam religion (You have to wonder if Dan Brown’s DaVinci Code wasn’t created precisely to anger a major religion. It wouldn’t surprise me.) Rushdie’s second novel “Midnight’s Children” actually gave him his first fame. His first book “Grimus” went nowhere, barely noticed. After Verses he wrote the well received Shame about poetical turmoil in Pakistan. It was in his favorite style of History combined with magical realism. He also wrote The Moors last Sigh, Fury, The Ground Beneath her feet. The Jaquar Smile and Shalimar the Clown. He is an atheist who believes that extreme religion is very dangerous. Although, he reconverted back to Muslim a few years ago to get the Islam assassin off his back. So, basically he is a hypocrite trying to have it his way so he can make lots of money and enjoy the limelight.
The End:
Some days just don’t go the way you planned them.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Send in the Clowns.
Today's Tids Issue 2,067
Opening Stuff:
After yesterday’s fairly heavy Tid’s tome I figure hump day is good day on which to lighten up. Did you hear about the preacher who decided to demonstrate the ills of sinful living before the congregation? He put live worms in four jars containing booze, cigs, chocolate and clean earth. The only worm that lived was the one in clean earth. He then asked the congregation what they learned from this demonstration. One elderly woman stood in the back and shouted, “If you drink booze, smoke cigarettes and eat chocolate…you’ll never get worms.”
Doctors say that those who are cheerful resist disease better than those who are grumpy. I guess that means that the surly bird gets the germ.
After reading and listening to pundits and politicians it is almost imperative that we visit some real clowns today. Can you imagine how confusing the November elections may be? We’ll have two parties which about 81% of the country despise. We’ll have movements and third parties who will be protesting in the name of people and the people will be hard pressed to figure out what they are talking about. Democrats and Republicans bear little resemblance to what Dems and GOP are supposed to be. Candidates will creep out of the woodwork and they’ll all say “Hey! I’m just like Scott Brown”. Why don’t we just put them all in the middle of some subsidized farm in the Great Plains and throw cream pies at them! I think we all need a good laugh from the gut.
The Question:
Name five well known clowns.
The Headlines:
--World Markets Higher On Improved Growth Outlook; US Futures Higher On Hopes Of Improved Earnings Being Evidence Of rebound.
--Housing Construction Up 2.9% In January.
--Number Of Lagging Mortgage Payments Soar In Last Three Months Of 2009.
--Germany Now Leading US In Total Medals 9 To 8; Rest Of Top Five Are France, Canada and
--Toyota Considers New Recall Over Corolla Steering.
--Taliban Using Local Citizens As Shields.
--Entertainment: Kevin Eubanks Out As Leno Band Leader; Alexander McQueen Hanged Himself In London Home.
--King Tut Said To Have Died At 19; Frail King Said To Have Been Child Of Incest.
--Fed Privacy Watchdog Group “Electronic Privacy Information Center” Says Google’s New Social Network “Buzz” Violates Consumer Protection Laws.
Back to Stuff:
The capture of that Taliban leader in Pakistan yesterday isn’t that big of a deal. According to some non-partisan military leaders, Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar was a man about town in Karachi and continuously under the eyes of the US and other intelligence agencies. Some are saying this friend of OBL would be more valuable moving about town and perhaps leading us to secret weapon or planning sites.
If you get a “clapper” for a gift, make sure it isn’t at the same frequency as your husband’s or wife’s pacemaker.
In this global warming ravaged world, it is interesting to learn that Hawaii among all 50 US States was the only state not to have snow this winter. Maybe that is why it was named “Happiest” state in which to live. The other of the Ten Happiest are snow burdened states of Utah, Montana, Minn, Iowa, Vermont, Colorado, Alaska, ND (No, not Notre Dame Irish fans. It is only a state of mind) and Kansas. I’m happy. Our state is so corrupt that it is funny. Funny is good for a smiling soul.
The worst of reality shows are political party spokes people on cable news programs. Maybe we should take a page out of the awful program “Wife Swap” and have these clowns live with the other party for a month.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –I know how important this meeting is to Isabelle, the company and me. I just wanted the meeting, the entire day, to be over so I could find a way to drive to Concord see Sarah/Maggie. I sat there thinking of her while using the pragmatic side of my brain to take in what Izzy was saying about her plans for the meeting. “We have about five minutes before Wiley and crew arrives”, I heard Izzy say. I looked over , “Good, I think I’ll hit the men’s room. I got up and strode out of the clean room style conference room. Could business be any more antiseptic than this? I smiled to myself. I turned the corner, pulled out my cell and dialed Sarah’s cell. “Hello”, I couldn’t respond as I heard that wonderful raspy voice. Then she said quickly after looking at my name on her phone, “How’s that meeting going. I wanted to call but my children are dangling around my neck and Paul Is in and out.” I just said “I miss you and will be there soon”. She didn’t respond. I heard her breathing. I added, “The meeting starts in a few minutes.” “Oh, that is good!” she said in that old buoyant way of hers. Keep me posted. Maybe you’ll come down here and fill me in. I have to go now.” I closed the phone. My heart was beating noticeably. I think I could make it through the rest of the day now. “Kent!” I looked up and saw a smiling Jack Wiley walking towards me, hand stretched out.
Back to More Stuff Again:
Laughing stock are cattle with a sense of humor.
Fisherman will be descending upon Washington on the 24th of Feb to protest fed regs on fishing limitations using as their hook “bad regulations based on faulty science”. Now that some GW’ers are recanting their scientific conclusions at an ever increasing rate, I believe that the hard working fishermen have a new boatful of circumstantial evidence that implies they were screwed too. Federal regulations are a drag.
One of the all time great “24” watchers is particularly happy that the bad guys are being killed off at a rapid rate. He concludes that it means there is a raft of worse bad guts lurking. Lurking has always been good for “24”.
Never squat with your spurs on.
The pitchers and catchers report tomorrow. That’s news that reawakens the heart. While I am a big Celtics fan, the Green still don’t make up for the gap between football and baseball. College basketball is so overdone that it is almost like watching TV test patterns of old. I have a lot of trouble getting tuned into the Olympics, and I like the Winter version far better than the summer event. I don’t like this period in the American Idol competition. Actually, the most exciting thing I do nowadays is reread the Tids!
If you think that health care is expensive now, wait until it is free.
The Answer:
The first names that came to my mind were Clarabelle, Bozo, Ronald and Emmet Kelly. Of course Emmit was the guy who played what is probably the most famous clown in circus history – Weary Willy. Other famous circus clowns are Lou Jacobs, Felix Adler, Leon McBride, Otto Griebling, Mark Anthony, Glenn Little and Paul Jung among many who kept you smiling. Also known as great clowns in American entertainment history are Red Skelton, Lou Costello, Lucille Ball and Danny Kaye. Want some clown lore…check this out:
http://www.clown-ministry.com/History/
The End:
A new T-Shirt says “US Economic Policy: Made in China.
Opening Stuff:
After yesterday’s fairly heavy Tid’s tome I figure hump day is good day on which to lighten up. Did you hear about the preacher who decided to demonstrate the ills of sinful living before the congregation? He put live worms in four jars containing booze, cigs, chocolate and clean earth. The only worm that lived was the one in clean earth. He then asked the congregation what they learned from this demonstration. One elderly woman stood in the back and shouted, “If you drink booze, smoke cigarettes and eat chocolate…you’ll never get worms.”
Doctors say that those who are cheerful resist disease better than those who are grumpy. I guess that means that the surly bird gets the germ.
After reading and listening to pundits and politicians it is almost imperative that we visit some real clowns today. Can you imagine how confusing the November elections may be? We’ll have two parties which about 81% of the country despise. We’ll have movements and third parties who will be protesting in the name of people and the people will be hard pressed to figure out what they are talking about. Democrats and Republicans bear little resemblance to what Dems and GOP are supposed to be. Candidates will creep out of the woodwork and they’ll all say “Hey! I’m just like Scott Brown”. Why don’t we just put them all in the middle of some subsidized farm in the Great Plains and throw cream pies at them! I think we all need a good laugh from the gut.
The Question:
Name five well known clowns.
The Headlines:
--World Markets Higher On Improved Growth Outlook; US Futures Higher On Hopes Of Improved Earnings Being Evidence Of rebound.
--Housing Construction Up 2.9% In January.
--Number Of Lagging Mortgage Payments Soar In Last Three Months Of 2009.
--Germany Now Leading US In Total Medals 9 To 8; Rest Of Top Five Are France, Canada and
--Toyota Considers New Recall Over Corolla Steering.
--Taliban Using Local Citizens As Shields.
--Entertainment: Kevin Eubanks Out As Leno Band Leader; Alexander McQueen Hanged Himself In London Home.
--King Tut Said To Have Died At 19; Frail King Said To Have Been Child Of Incest.
--Fed Privacy Watchdog Group “Electronic Privacy Information Center” Says Google’s New Social Network “Buzz” Violates Consumer Protection Laws.
Back to Stuff:
The capture of that Taliban leader in Pakistan yesterday isn’t that big of a deal. According to some non-partisan military leaders, Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar was a man about town in Karachi and continuously under the eyes of the US and other intelligence agencies. Some are saying this friend of OBL would be more valuable moving about town and perhaps leading us to secret weapon or planning sites.
If you get a “clapper” for a gift, make sure it isn’t at the same frequency as your husband’s or wife’s pacemaker.
In this global warming ravaged world, it is interesting to learn that Hawaii among all 50 US States was the only state not to have snow this winter. Maybe that is why it was named “Happiest” state in which to live. The other of the Ten Happiest are snow burdened states of Utah, Montana, Minn, Iowa, Vermont, Colorado, Alaska, ND (No, not Notre Dame Irish fans. It is only a state of mind) and Kansas. I’m happy. Our state is so corrupt that it is funny. Funny is good for a smiling soul.
The worst of reality shows are political party spokes people on cable news programs. Maybe we should take a page out of the awful program “Wife Swap” and have these clowns live with the other party for a month.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –I know how important this meeting is to Isabelle, the company and me. I just wanted the meeting, the entire day, to be over so I could find a way to drive to Concord see Sarah/Maggie. I sat there thinking of her while using the pragmatic side of my brain to take in what Izzy was saying about her plans for the meeting. “We have about five minutes before Wiley and crew arrives”, I heard Izzy say. I looked over , “Good, I think I’ll hit the men’s room. I got up and strode out of the clean room style conference room. Could business be any more antiseptic than this? I smiled to myself. I turned the corner, pulled out my cell and dialed Sarah’s cell. “Hello”, I couldn’t respond as I heard that wonderful raspy voice. Then she said quickly after looking at my name on her phone, “How’s that meeting going. I wanted to call but my children are dangling around my neck and Paul Is in and out.” I just said “I miss you and will be there soon”. She didn’t respond. I heard her breathing. I added, “The meeting starts in a few minutes.” “Oh, that is good!” she said in that old buoyant way of hers. Keep me posted. Maybe you’ll come down here and fill me in. I have to go now.” I closed the phone. My heart was beating noticeably. I think I could make it through the rest of the day now. “Kent!” I looked up and saw a smiling Jack Wiley walking towards me, hand stretched out.
Back to More Stuff Again:
Laughing stock are cattle with a sense of humor.
Fisherman will be descending upon Washington on the 24th of Feb to protest fed regs on fishing limitations using as their hook “bad regulations based on faulty science”. Now that some GW’ers are recanting their scientific conclusions at an ever increasing rate, I believe that the hard working fishermen have a new boatful of circumstantial evidence that implies they were screwed too. Federal regulations are a drag.
One of the all time great “24” watchers is particularly happy that the bad guys are being killed off at a rapid rate. He concludes that it means there is a raft of worse bad guts lurking. Lurking has always been good for “24”.
Never squat with your spurs on.
The pitchers and catchers report tomorrow. That’s news that reawakens the heart. While I am a big Celtics fan, the Green still don’t make up for the gap between football and baseball. College basketball is so overdone that it is almost like watching TV test patterns of old. I have a lot of trouble getting tuned into the Olympics, and I like the Winter version far better than the summer event. I don’t like this period in the American Idol competition. Actually, the most exciting thing I do nowadays is reread the Tids!
If you think that health care is expensive now, wait until it is free.
The Answer:
The first names that came to my mind were Clarabelle, Bozo, Ronald and Emmet Kelly. Of course Emmit was the guy who played what is probably the most famous clown in circus history – Weary Willy. Other famous circus clowns are Lou Jacobs, Felix Adler, Leon McBride, Otto Griebling, Mark Anthony, Glenn Little and Paul Jung among many who kept you smiling. Also known as great clowns in American entertainment history are Red Skelton, Lou Costello, Lucille Ball and Danny Kaye. Want some clown lore…check this out:
http://www.clown-ministry.com/History/
The End:
A new T-Shirt says “US Economic Policy: Made in China.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
The Party of No.
Today's Tids Issue 2,066
Opening Stuff:
Has there ever been a time than now in America , when we needed someone or some group to stand up and say No! No! No! Hey, there are weasels on both sides of the aisle, but the GOP weasels (who said nothing but “Yes!” during the mid 2,000’s) are the only opposition we have left.
For several wars now, military leaders (Not politicians posing as generals) have been concerned about limitations placed upon the ability of soldiers to fight. Even this latest surge into Marjah has been undermined by pre-announcements and confining rules of engagement. This is not new. In his most famous speech, General Douglas MacArthur after an impassioned and intellectual plea for global peace said: “But once war is forced upon us, there is no other alternative plan than to apply every available means to bring it to an end. War’s very object is victory, not prolonged indecision. In war there is no substitute for victory.”
The Question:
The MacArthur comments above came from a famous speech. What was the name of the speech and where was it given? And why?
The Headlines:
--Number 2 Man In Afghan Taliban Captured In Karachi, Pakistan
--“24”s Jack Bauer Undergoes Minor Surgery; Producers Assure Fans That Series Scheduling Will Not Suffer.
--Market Futures Up.
--Consumer Confidence Creeps Back; But Most Still Worry And Remain Cautious.
--EU Ministers Get Tough With Greece; One Month Deadline Delivered For Drastic Internal Cuts
--Pope Tells Irish Bishops To face Up To The Facts And be Totally Forthcoming In Growing Sexual Scandal.
--Iraq Named Country Most At risk To Terror Attacks.**
--President Of Brown U., Ruth Simmons, To Leave Goldman Sachs Board.
**The top ten are Iraq, Afghan, Pakistan, Somalia, Lebanon, India, Algeria, Columbia, Thailand and Philippines. Israel is 17, Britain 41 and USA 46. Lowest at risk countries are Australia, Canada and Germany.
Back to Stuff:
Every time I push the publish button for todaystids.com, the first thing I always see as it appears on my screen is one big fat typo.
The brand new Fort Hood shooting report is a Political Correctness cover up of the political correctness that was the root cause of the tragedy.
While you are looking out at the snow consider the words of Phil Jones, Director of U of East Anglia Climate Research Unit (CRU). He said on Sunday there has been no global warming for the past 15 years. He also allowed the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now. FYI: The CRU is the “record keeper for the globe’s temperature.” Well…there goes my plans for ocean front property!
"24"-um:
--There was a lot of plot building going on last night. --Is it me, or does Jack seem cooler than ever. --I still find the Dana segment intriguing, but it is time to tie it into the plot. --I always love it when somebody screws on their silencer. --The President has become and unfulfilling diversion. –We need some surprises in the President’s office. --This was definitely an episode that needed a second hour.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –“Kent, we don’t have time to be petty. I’m sure you agree.” “I don’t think there is ever time to be petty”, I answered thinking of Sarah/Maggie. Izzy smiled. “Let’s get ready for Wiley and crew.” I nodded and held up my hand. “Mrs. Durham”, I started, “ likes this company. While we have had this very casual relationship as two citizens of a small village trying to pitch in and help the Sherriff, I believe that Sarah Durham got to know me as an honest man who knew what he was doing.” I paused and smiled inwardly at what I just said. “Remember that her husband is also very knowledgeable about our business…” Izzy interrupted me. “Did you hire him before or after you met his wife?” I quickly responded.” We had a problem and he came in with a very good solution and I believe it was concurrent. Prior to his appointment as a supplier, his wife was a person I saw sitting in the room with the sheriff, me and a few townspeople. Basically, he is here because he and his company are the best and at exactly the right level technologically to help us in our race to development. ”So there is no conflict of interest in this process?” “No”, I countered. “Sarah Durham appears to be a brilliant financial person who takes an unemotional look at all deals. And…I know she loves and respects you.”
Back to Stuff Again:
0-Man tried to talk Bayh out of leaving. But Bayh, a good guy, said there was just too much partisanship to get anything done. He was particularly distraught at the actions of Harry Reid who cut the guts out of the compromise jobs bill. And the Republicans who ran and hid when the deficit reduction bill was brought to the floor. The good news for everybody is that this is another nail in the HR coffin. Maybe after the Daschle and Reid charades the Dems will get the message…No More Partisan Hacks. While I’m always for more Dems going down, I’m more for The US of A going up. And we need leadership to take us there. Right now we have nobody at the helm, and the winds are coming up.
It seems to me that the United States would be in a lot better shape if Lyndon Johnson had never been a Senator or President.
You may be hearing a lot from a guy named Dr. (Phd) John Drew, a college professor who knew Obama when. Drew tried to get out his story during the 2008 election but was quashed. According to Drew, in 1980 Obama was an avowed Marxist calling for the overthrow of the elite and the redistribution of wealth. Drew said that while at Occidental College he was a Marxist along with his girl friend and 0-Man at the time. Drew added that he saw the error of his ways has he got smarter. He converted to Republican in the mid 80’s. He added that many of Obama’s Marxist pals were incredibly wealthy and that 0-Man loved high living off of their crumbs. Among true Marxists of the day, 0-Man and his pals were known as “Sleazy” Marxists – loved the redistribution theory as long as it wasn’t there’s.
The best replacement of outgoing RI congressman Patrick Kennedy may be the grandson of Senate legend Claiborne Pell. Nick Pell may be just that kind of quality Americans are crying for. So far the other entrants into this wide open race are political hacks typified by a guy name Bill Lynch who is symbolic of a system that has devastated the once mighty RI economy. He appears to be exactly the kind of weasel that has America want to oust in November. Sounds like a name for a song: “Weasels in the Wings”.
Remember that loudmouth, arrogant Harvard Professor Gates who was justifiably arrested by the Cambridge police later called “Stupid” by the leader of the free world? Remember that “teachable Moment”? Well the little self centered professor has donated the handcuffs to the Smithsonian African History In US Section. How trivial is his miner inconvenience compared to the achievements marked by Rosa Park’s bus seat, the Woolworth luncheonette seats and other symbols of racial oppression.
The Answer:In his remarks during the “Old Soldiers never Die” speech before Congress, the General went on to say “History teaches us with unmistakable emphasis that appeasement but begets new and bloodier war…where appeasement had led to more than a sham peace.” “Like Blackmail, it (Appeasement) lays the basis for new and successively greater demands until, as in blackmail, violence becomes the only alternative.” He gave the speech before Congress as his farewell address after being relived of duty by HST. He saw his ability to carry out a war that could lead to victory being diminished.
The End:
Some day you wake up to realize that the secret of life is hanging around until you get used to it. That would be true if there weren’t any politicians.
Opening Stuff:
Has there ever been a time than now in America , when we needed someone or some group to stand up and say No! No! No! Hey, there are weasels on both sides of the aisle, but the GOP weasels (who said nothing but “Yes!” during the mid 2,000’s) are the only opposition we have left.
For several wars now, military leaders (Not politicians posing as generals) have been concerned about limitations placed upon the ability of soldiers to fight. Even this latest surge into Marjah has been undermined by pre-announcements and confining rules of engagement. This is not new. In his most famous speech, General Douglas MacArthur after an impassioned and intellectual plea for global peace said: “But once war is forced upon us, there is no other alternative plan than to apply every available means to bring it to an end. War’s very object is victory, not prolonged indecision. In war there is no substitute for victory.”
The Question:
The MacArthur comments above came from a famous speech. What was the name of the speech and where was it given? And why?
The Headlines:
--Number 2 Man In Afghan Taliban Captured In Karachi, Pakistan
--“24”s Jack Bauer Undergoes Minor Surgery; Producers Assure Fans That Series Scheduling Will Not Suffer.
--Market Futures Up.
--Consumer Confidence Creeps Back; But Most Still Worry And Remain Cautious.
--EU Ministers Get Tough With Greece; One Month Deadline Delivered For Drastic Internal Cuts
--Pope Tells Irish Bishops To face Up To The Facts And be Totally Forthcoming In Growing Sexual Scandal.
--Iraq Named Country Most At risk To Terror Attacks.**
--President Of Brown U., Ruth Simmons, To Leave Goldman Sachs Board.
**The top ten are Iraq, Afghan, Pakistan, Somalia, Lebanon, India, Algeria, Columbia, Thailand and Philippines. Israel is 17, Britain 41 and USA 46. Lowest at risk countries are Australia, Canada and Germany.
Back to Stuff:
Every time I push the publish button for todaystids.com, the first thing I always see as it appears on my screen is one big fat typo.
The brand new Fort Hood shooting report is a Political Correctness cover up of the political correctness that was the root cause of the tragedy.
While you are looking out at the snow consider the words of Phil Jones, Director of U of East Anglia Climate Research Unit (CRU). He said on Sunday there has been no global warming for the past 15 years. He also allowed the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now. FYI: The CRU is the “record keeper for the globe’s temperature.” Well…there goes my plans for ocean front property!
"24"-um:
--There was a lot of plot building going on last night. --Is it me, or does Jack seem cooler than ever. --I still find the Dana segment intriguing, but it is time to tie it into the plot. --I always love it when somebody screws on their silencer. --The President has become and unfulfilling diversion. –We need some surprises in the President’s office. --This was definitely an episode that needed a second hour.
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –“Kent, we don’t have time to be petty. I’m sure you agree.” “I don’t think there is ever time to be petty”, I answered thinking of Sarah/Maggie. Izzy smiled. “Let’s get ready for Wiley and crew.” I nodded and held up my hand. “Mrs. Durham”, I started, “ likes this company. While we have had this very casual relationship as two citizens of a small village trying to pitch in and help the Sherriff, I believe that Sarah Durham got to know me as an honest man who knew what he was doing.” I paused and smiled inwardly at what I just said. “Remember that her husband is also very knowledgeable about our business…” Izzy interrupted me. “Did you hire him before or after you met his wife?” I quickly responded.” We had a problem and he came in with a very good solution and I believe it was concurrent. Prior to his appointment as a supplier, his wife was a person I saw sitting in the room with the sheriff, me and a few townspeople. Basically, he is here because he and his company are the best and at exactly the right level technologically to help us in our race to development. ”So there is no conflict of interest in this process?” “No”, I countered. “Sarah Durham appears to be a brilliant financial person who takes an unemotional look at all deals. And…I know she loves and respects you.”
Back to Stuff Again:
0-Man tried to talk Bayh out of leaving. But Bayh, a good guy, said there was just too much partisanship to get anything done. He was particularly distraught at the actions of Harry Reid who cut the guts out of the compromise jobs bill. And the Republicans who ran and hid when the deficit reduction bill was brought to the floor. The good news for everybody is that this is another nail in the HR coffin. Maybe after the Daschle and Reid charades the Dems will get the message…No More Partisan Hacks. While I’m always for more Dems going down, I’m more for The US of A going up. And we need leadership to take us there. Right now we have nobody at the helm, and the winds are coming up.
It seems to me that the United States would be in a lot better shape if Lyndon Johnson had never been a Senator or President.
You may be hearing a lot from a guy named Dr. (Phd) John Drew, a college professor who knew Obama when. Drew tried to get out his story during the 2008 election but was quashed. According to Drew, in 1980 Obama was an avowed Marxist calling for the overthrow of the elite and the redistribution of wealth. Drew said that while at Occidental College he was a Marxist along with his girl friend and 0-Man at the time. Drew added that he saw the error of his ways has he got smarter. He converted to Republican in the mid 80’s. He added that many of Obama’s Marxist pals were incredibly wealthy and that 0-Man loved high living off of their crumbs. Among true Marxists of the day, 0-Man and his pals were known as “Sleazy” Marxists – loved the redistribution theory as long as it wasn’t there’s.
The best replacement of outgoing RI congressman Patrick Kennedy may be the grandson of Senate legend Claiborne Pell. Nick Pell may be just that kind of quality Americans are crying for. So far the other entrants into this wide open race are political hacks typified by a guy name Bill Lynch who is symbolic of a system that has devastated the once mighty RI economy. He appears to be exactly the kind of weasel that has America want to oust in November. Sounds like a name for a song: “Weasels in the Wings”.
Remember that loudmouth, arrogant Harvard Professor Gates who was justifiably arrested by the Cambridge police later called “Stupid” by the leader of the free world? Remember that “teachable Moment”? Well the little self centered professor has donated the handcuffs to the Smithsonian African History In US Section. How trivial is his miner inconvenience compared to the achievements marked by Rosa Park’s bus seat, the Woolworth luncheonette seats and other symbols of racial oppression.
The Answer:In his remarks during the “Old Soldiers never Die” speech before Congress, the General went on to say “History teaches us with unmistakable emphasis that appeasement but begets new and bloodier war…where appeasement had led to more than a sham peace.” “Like Blackmail, it (Appeasement) lays the basis for new and successively greater demands until, as in blackmail, violence becomes the only alternative.” He gave the speech before Congress as his farewell address after being relived of duty by HST. He saw his ability to carry out a war that could lead to victory being diminished.
The End:
Some day you wake up to realize that the secret of life is hanging around until you get used to it. That would be true if there weren’t any politicians.
Monday, February 15, 2010
The band are my friends.
Today's Tids Issue 2,065
Opening Stuff:
I find it more interesting going to music concerts where the bands are unknown as opposed to paying tons for a big name. Often the results are incredibly satisfying, especially if you go to a place known for bringing in good talent. It is an adventure in discovery. You sit there waiting, “what have I gotten my self into”. The band ambles up on to the stage. “Looks like any other band”. They play, and you muse, “I don’t think this is what I expected”. “But, they are talented”, you concede. The various members talk to you between songs, and you start to like them as people. You get into the power of the music, and you become part of the excitement. It feels good. By the end of the evening you are examining them minutely…the way they move their fingers over strings. The facial expressions…the way they interact with each other. Now they are distant relations. And by the time you leave they are like new friends. And you are close to them. Maybe they’ll say “Hi!” if I meet them on the street. Or go to another concert.
A US Census commercial says “Help fill out the census so you can get money from the government to make your town better.” How un-American is that statement? How about keeping the money the town so the towns and the people can do it themselves? Is the census the only way people can get back what was there’s in the first place? Is this Admin approved commercial an indication of socialist thinking?
The Question:
We used to honor which Presidents in February. Now we honor the office. Which four Presidents were assassinated and which presidents were nearly assassinated.
The Headlines:
--Evan Bayh Says He Will Not run For Re-election; Shocks Democrats.
--Snipers Slowing Marine Advance On Marjah.
--Hill Says Iran Becoming Military Dictatorship.
--Deep South Gets Second Day Of Snow; Snowbirds Cry Fowl…Or Is It Foul.
--Harry Reid Down 30 Points In The Polls.
--U Alabama Huntsville Students Concerned University Un aware Of Killer Professor’s Violent Past.
--Astronauts Overcome Problems And Attach New Lookout Section.
--Belgian Trains Crash Head On Killing Over 12 Including Governor.
Back To Stuff:
The new life saving exercise, Continuous Chest Compression CPR seems to work and you don’t have to breathe into a stranger’s mouth. It’s simple, but you must do it right. If someone collapses due to cardiac arrest, immediately dial 911. Position the victim back down on the floor. Place the heel of one hand on the other and the heel of the bottom hand on the sternum (Center of chest), Lock elbows and begin compressions at rate of 100/min. Raise heel off chest after each compression. The object is to force blood to the brain. Once it reaches the brain, continuous pressure will keep it there. It is best to set up a relay team to make sure compressions are totally continuous until EMT’s arrive. In the case of drowning or drug overdose, it will require two mouth-to-mouths after 30 compressions.
Snakes live in tropical rain forests. I don’t like snakes.
You have probably seen a lot about Danika Patrick’s first big NASCAR effort. Most of the stuff I have read relates to her unfortunate accident, portraying her as a “victim” being in the wrong palce at the wrong time. The facts from a major behind the scenes player in NASCAR are that she was not ready for the big Nationwide series yet. Early in the race it was noted that she had a lot of trouble drafting, and became noticeably unnerved according to radio conversations when she encountered “dirty air” when riding close on the tail of the car in front. This caused her to fall back in the pack, although she was continually urged by her crew to claw back up. Each time falling behind, and finally into the morass that caused her game ending accident. It was noted that any driver coming out of Indy or road racing needs time, a lot of time, for the transition. The promoters jumped the gun on this one.
The currently “Chic” Trader Joe’s food emporium has a line of “Reduced Guilt” brand name products including Brownies and Potato Chips. I can’t remember the last time I felt guilt eating something that tastes good.
Let’s hope all of America doesn’t resemble some interesting economic facts just released about Rhode Island. In the 1999-2009 decade 22,900 jobs were gained and 16,900 (74%) of those were in the deficit building areas of Health and social assistance and education. Of the 41,100 lost jobs, 35,500 (86%) were in the traditional economy drivers, manufacturing and retail. This is not a plan for a growth economy. It’s a plan for draining public treasuries.
The new most powerful person in that depressed state of RI, Speaker of the House Gordon Fox, vowed that his primary drive will be Jobs, jobs, jobs. His first key appointment was a woman to head the Labor committee who has been a major player in the state AFL/CIO. Labor’s stranglehold on the operation of the state is one of the major reasons why good companies with real jobs in growth industries don’t come in or, if here, leave.
Has there ever been a meaner little kid than Lucy Van Pelt?
“Sucker born every minute” Department:
Why would anybody spend good money for a seat in outer Slambovia in a 90,000 seat stadium to watch a bad basketball game which you probably can’t see anyhow?
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55. –A lot has happened during the past few days. Isabelle called me as soon as Henry left with the state police detectives. She was cold, and the meeting that followed started out icier than the Northwest Passage in January. Mainly, she was upset with me for not keeping her in the loop about my suspicions about Bromsky. She was also disheartened to learn from Henry that I had worked closely with Sarah who just happened to be the most important person for the financial future for BiEmbryo. I told her that it was just a casual coincidence. I reminded her that we were only looking into a series of fairly innocuous acts of vandalism. It was only at the last that they led us to Bromsky. I listened for about ten minutes while she aired out all of her irritation. I have to admit, she was right about every little innuendo, except Sarah and my relationship. Which is the only thing that matters. When she finally relaxed a little. She said, “Jack Wiley will be here at 4:00. He called to tell me what Sarah Durham had said, and about her recommendation that we move forward together. I decided to stop playing hard to get and take the offer before everything broke apart. I need you here then.” I said, “Good.” She finally smiled, a little…”Ever the wordsmith, eh Middleton.”
More Stuff Again:
In the “Tids Saturday Shorts” review of the Olympic’s opening ceremonies: “While on the subject of commercials, there was one that was particularly offensive because of the circumstances. Immediately following the gut wrenching videos showing the death of Luger Nodar, a RI furniture company selling mattresses, Cardi Brothers, showed in a cartoon ad the three owners bobsledding and one dozing off ultimately causing an accident eerily similar to the luge tragedy. Note: Cardi’s is a very good bunch of people, but somebody wasn’t watching the store.” On Sunday, the Cardi Company ran a full page ad acknowledging the horrible coincidence and sincerely apologized. But that is just the way the Cardi organization has always been – They care.
I think what will become apparent as the new US and Allies military attacks in Marjah continue is that fewer and fewer Taliban will be found. This gorilla style army seems to know overwhelming odds when they see it. Better to scoot and live to fight another day. Which, as far they should be able to determine according to the broadly announced Obama strategy, will be a bout a year or so from around now.
“House”, “24” and “Damages” are a pretty good Monday night 1,2,3 punch!
Dick Francis kept me interested page after page, book after book. When in doubt, I always reached for a Francis mystery. He died yesterday at his home in The Caymans at the age of 89. His son will carry on.
The Answer:
Of course , for some reason PC thought it better to stop honoring Washington and Lincoln and fete them all. Don’t ask me why. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy were assassinated. Attempts were made on Jackson, T Roosevelt, FDR (Before inauguration), Truman, Nixon, Ford Carter, Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton and GW Bush. There were several attempts to get Obama before he was elected. It is rumored that both Zachary Taylor and Warren Harding were assassinated by food poisoning. Interestingly, Giuseppe Zangara, who killed the Chicago Mayor Cermack during what was believed the FDR attempt, was executed one short month after conviction. What ever happened to swift justice?
The End:
Is Uncle Sam the brother of the Father of our Country?
Opening Stuff:
I find it more interesting going to music concerts where the bands are unknown as opposed to paying tons for a big name. Often the results are incredibly satisfying, especially if you go to a place known for bringing in good talent. It is an adventure in discovery. You sit there waiting, “what have I gotten my self into”. The band ambles up on to the stage. “Looks like any other band”. They play, and you muse, “I don’t think this is what I expected”. “But, they are talented”, you concede. The various members talk to you between songs, and you start to like them as people. You get into the power of the music, and you become part of the excitement. It feels good. By the end of the evening you are examining them minutely…the way they move their fingers over strings. The facial expressions…the way they interact with each other. Now they are distant relations. And by the time you leave they are like new friends. And you are close to them. Maybe they’ll say “Hi!” if I meet them on the street. Or go to another concert.
A US Census commercial says “Help fill out the census so you can get money from the government to make your town better.” How un-American is that statement? How about keeping the money the town so the towns and the people can do it themselves? Is the census the only way people can get back what was there’s in the first place? Is this Admin approved commercial an indication of socialist thinking?
The Question:
We used to honor which Presidents in February. Now we honor the office. Which four Presidents were assassinated and which presidents were nearly assassinated.
The Headlines:
--Evan Bayh Says He Will Not run For Re-election; Shocks Democrats.
--Snipers Slowing Marine Advance On Marjah.
--Hill Says Iran Becoming Military Dictatorship.
--Deep South Gets Second Day Of Snow; Snowbirds Cry Fowl…Or Is It Foul.
--Harry Reid Down 30 Points In The Polls.
--U Alabama Huntsville Students Concerned University Un aware Of Killer Professor’s Violent Past.
--Astronauts Overcome Problems And Attach New Lookout Section.
--Belgian Trains Crash Head On Killing Over 12 Including Governor.
Back To Stuff:
The new life saving exercise, Continuous Chest Compression CPR seems to work and you don’t have to breathe into a stranger’s mouth. It’s simple, but you must do it right. If someone collapses due to cardiac arrest, immediately dial 911. Position the victim back down on the floor. Place the heel of one hand on the other and the heel of the bottom hand on the sternum (Center of chest), Lock elbows and begin compressions at rate of 100/min. Raise heel off chest after each compression. The object is to force blood to the brain. Once it reaches the brain, continuous pressure will keep it there. It is best to set up a relay team to make sure compressions are totally continuous until EMT’s arrive. In the case of drowning or drug overdose, it will require two mouth-to-mouths after 30 compressions.
Snakes live in tropical rain forests. I don’t like snakes.
You have probably seen a lot about Danika Patrick’s first big NASCAR effort. Most of the stuff I have read relates to her unfortunate accident, portraying her as a “victim” being in the wrong palce at the wrong time. The facts from a major behind the scenes player in NASCAR are that she was not ready for the big Nationwide series yet. Early in the race it was noted that she had a lot of trouble drafting, and became noticeably unnerved according to radio conversations when she encountered “dirty air” when riding close on the tail of the car in front. This caused her to fall back in the pack, although she was continually urged by her crew to claw back up. Each time falling behind, and finally into the morass that caused her game ending accident. It was noted that any driver coming out of Indy or road racing needs time, a lot of time, for the transition. The promoters jumped the gun on this one.
The currently “Chic” Trader Joe’s food emporium has a line of “Reduced Guilt” brand name products including Brownies and Potato Chips. I can’t remember the last time I felt guilt eating something that tastes good.
Let’s hope all of America doesn’t resemble some interesting economic facts just released about Rhode Island. In the 1999-2009 decade 22,900 jobs were gained and 16,900 (74%) of those were in the deficit building areas of Health and social assistance and education. Of the 41,100 lost jobs, 35,500 (86%) were in the traditional economy drivers, manufacturing and retail. This is not a plan for a growth economy. It’s a plan for draining public treasuries.
The new most powerful person in that depressed state of RI, Speaker of the House Gordon Fox, vowed that his primary drive will be Jobs, jobs, jobs. His first key appointment was a woman to head the Labor committee who has been a major player in the state AFL/CIO. Labor’s stranglehold on the operation of the state is one of the major reasons why good companies with real jobs in growth industries don’t come in or, if here, leave.
Has there ever been a meaner little kid than Lucy Van Pelt?
“Sucker born every minute” Department:
Why would anybody spend good money for a seat in outer Slambovia in a 90,000 seat stadium to watch a bad basketball game which you probably can’t see anyhow?
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55. –A lot has happened during the past few days. Isabelle called me as soon as Henry left with the state police detectives. She was cold, and the meeting that followed started out icier than the Northwest Passage in January. Mainly, she was upset with me for not keeping her in the loop about my suspicions about Bromsky. She was also disheartened to learn from Henry that I had worked closely with Sarah who just happened to be the most important person for the financial future for BiEmbryo. I told her that it was just a casual coincidence. I reminded her that we were only looking into a series of fairly innocuous acts of vandalism. It was only at the last that they led us to Bromsky. I listened for about ten minutes while she aired out all of her irritation. I have to admit, she was right about every little innuendo, except Sarah and my relationship. Which is the only thing that matters. When she finally relaxed a little. She said, “Jack Wiley will be here at 4:00. He called to tell me what Sarah Durham had said, and about her recommendation that we move forward together. I decided to stop playing hard to get and take the offer before everything broke apart. I need you here then.” I said, “Good.” She finally smiled, a little…”Ever the wordsmith, eh Middleton.”
More Stuff Again:
In the “Tids Saturday Shorts” review of the Olympic’s opening ceremonies: “While on the subject of commercials, there was one that was particularly offensive because of the circumstances. Immediately following the gut wrenching videos showing the death of Luger Nodar, a RI furniture company selling mattresses, Cardi Brothers, showed in a cartoon ad the three owners bobsledding and one dozing off ultimately causing an accident eerily similar to the luge tragedy. Note: Cardi’s is a very good bunch of people, but somebody wasn’t watching the store.” On Sunday, the Cardi Company ran a full page ad acknowledging the horrible coincidence and sincerely apologized. But that is just the way the Cardi organization has always been – They care.
I think what will become apparent as the new US and Allies military attacks in Marjah continue is that fewer and fewer Taliban will be found. This gorilla style army seems to know overwhelming odds when they see it. Better to scoot and live to fight another day. Which, as far they should be able to determine according to the broadly announced Obama strategy, will be a bout a year or so from around now.
“House”, “24” and “Damages” are a pretty good Monday night 1,2,3 punch!
Dick Francis kept me interested page after page, book after book. When in doubt, I always reached for a Francis mystery. He died yesterday at his home in The Caymans at the age of 89. His son will carry on.
The Answer:
Of course , for some reason PC thought it better to stop honoring Washington and Lincoln and fete them all. Don’t ask me why. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy were assassinated. Attempts were made on Jackson, T Roosevelt, FDR (Before inauguration), Truman, Nixon, Ford Carter, Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton and GW Bush. There were several attempts to get Obama before he was elected. It is rumored that both Zachary Taylor and Warren Harding were assassinated by food poisoning. Interestingly, Giuseppe Zangara, who killed the Chicago Mayor Cermack during what was believed the FDR attempt, was executed one short month after conviction. What ever happened to swift justice?
The End:
Is Uncle Sam the brother of the Father of our Country?
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Snoozing through Canada
Saturday Shorts 2/13
Opening Stuff:
They could easily have cut an hour out of the Olympics opening ceremony and not lost anything. These shows are becoming tedious, and last night’s version was a more of a yawner than any…and a good cure for insomnia. The opening duet between Furtado and Adams was as lame as it was underwhelming as the signature start of the big show. In fact, all of the individual pop singing events were too long and not terribly well done. Hold that, Lang was ok, but again too long. Some of the graphics technology was very good but again to long. The tap dancing and fiddle segment was enjoyable, but too long. The wire flyer was very intriguing and pleasantly ethereal. Even with out the mechanical glitch at the torch lighting, it still was awkward, especially considering that Gretsky had to hop in the bed of a pickup truck and be driven two miles to light the real cauldron of flame. C-.
The new Democrat offensive appears to be that of pushing the Republicans into a corner on so-called “popular” issues where a no vote without substantive reason would become an opportunity to condemn the party as obstructionists for obstruction sake. And they would love nothing better than that. The ultimate aim being, get the GOP to bend on the Health Care morass. Or, allow the Dems to move forward with a reconciliation passage of health care arguing that their hands were obviously tied by generally uncooperative, negative GOP.
“House”, “24” and “Damages” are a pretty good Monday night 1,2,3 punch!
The Headlines:
--US And Allies Sweep Into Marjah; Key Positions Easily Secured By British Troops.
--Olympic Crowds Mourn Death Of Georgian Luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.
--U. Alabama Huntsville Neurobiology Professor Amy Bishop Arrested For Shooting That Killed Three And Seriously Wounded 4 Associates; Knowledgeable Observers Say She Wasn’t As Good As She Thought She Was, And Her Tenure Was In Jeopardy.
--0-Man OK’s Loans For Nuclear Plants In Georgia.
--Slushy Snow Halts Opening Of Ski Competition.
Back To Stuff:
Sign on local commercial fisherman’s boat: “Tilapia is not seafood”.
Separated at Birth Department:
KD Lang and Wayne Newton.
It was nice to see the launch of the big offensive in Afghanistan. Every day it seems we see a new report of key victory and more deaths of Taliban fighters and their leaders. This new offensive is against a “major” Taliban force that numbers a mere 1,000. We’re not talking big numbers here, and there are no caves in Marjah in which to hide. Remember when Bush first launched the Afghan attacks? The Taliban were driven out quickly and efficiently. This could be the same. But, the big problem may not be the Taliban in this center of poppy production. It may be those dazzling orange flowers themselves. Ridding the country of income from poppy’s, rids the Taliban of finances. But in doing so, there is a danger of alienating the people who also benefit from the sales of poppy based products. It would be like trying to rid the US of a gambling based economy. It may not be an honorable profession, but it helps people eat.
I think the new robber barons are athletes and movie stars. Well maybe a few of clueless on Wall Street.
News Flash: The ads at the Olympics Opening ceremony were far better than those at the SuperBowl. Several on GE Healthcare were particularly well done. Other notables were AllState, Sun Chips, AT&T (Skiboards), Visa and British Columbia.
While on the subject of commercials, there was one that was particularly offensive because of the circumstances. Immediately following the gut wrenching videos showing the death of Luger Nodar, a RI furniture company selling mattresses, Cardi Brothers, showed in a cartoon ad the three owners bobsledding and one dozing off ultimately causing an accident eerily similar to the luge tragedy. Note: Cardi’s is a very good bunch of people, but somebody wasn’t watching the store..
As I watched the 99% white, winter Olympic athletes march in, I had to think that the biggest sports competition this weekend is the NBA Basketball game. Can you say equal opportunity lawsuit?
The good news is that the US team had nice hats for a change.
Love is good!
Opening Stuff:
They could easily have cut an hour out of the Olympics opening ceremony and not lost anything. These shows are becoming tedious, and last night’s version was a more of a yawner than any…and a good cure for insomnia. The opening duet between Furtado and Adams was as lame as it was underwhelming as the signature start of the big show. In fact, all of the individual pop singing events were too long and not terribly well done. Hold that, Lang was ok, but again too long. Some of the graphics technology was very good but again to long. The tap dancing and fiddle segment was enjoyable, but too long. The wire flyer was very intriguing and pleasantly ethereal. Even with out the mechanical glitch at the torch lighting, it still was awkward, especially considering that Gretsky had to hop in the bed of a pickup truck and be driven two miles to light the real cauldron of flame. C-.
The new Democrat offensive appears to be that of pushing the Republicans into a corner on so-called “popular” issues where a no vote without substantive reason would become an opportunity to condemn the party as obstructionists for obstruction sake. And they would love nothing better than that. The ultimate aim being, get the GOP to bend on the Health Care morass. Or, allow the Dems to move forward with a reconciliation passage of health care arguing that their hands were obviously tied by generally uncooperative, negative GOP.
“House”, “24” and “Damages” are a pretty good Monday night 1,2,3 punch!
The Headlines:
--US And Allies Sweep Into Marjah; Key Positions Easily Secured By British Troops.
--Olympic Crowds Mourn Death Of Georgian Luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.
--U. Alabama Huntsville Neurobiology Professor Amy Bishop Arrested For Shooting That Killed Three And Seriously Wounded 4 Associates; Knowledgeable Observers Say She Wasn’t As Good As She Thought She Was, And Her Tenure Was In Jeopardy.
--0-Man OK’s Loans For Nuclear Plants In Georgia.
--Slushy Snow Halts Opening Of Ski Competition.
Back To Stuff:
Sign on local commercial fisherman’s boat: “Tilapia is not seafood”.
Separated at Birth Department:
KD Lang and Wayne Newton.
It was nice to see the launch of the big offensive in Afghanistan. Every day it seems we see a new report of key victory and more deaths of Taliban fighters and their leaders. This new offensive is against a “major” Taliban force that numbers a mere 1,000. We’re not talking big numbers here, and there are no caves in Marjah in which to hide. Remember when Bush first launched the Afghan attacks? The Taliban were driven out quickly and efficiently. This could be the same. But, the big problem may not be the Taliban in this center of poppy production. It may be those dazzling orange flowers themselves. Ridding the country of income from poppy’s, rids the Taliban of finances. But in doing so, there is a danger of alienating the people who also benefit from the sales of poppy based products. It would be like trying to rid the US of a gambling based economy. It may not be an honorable profession, but it helps people eat.
I think the new robber barons are athletes and movie stars. Well maybe a few of clueless on Wall Street.
News Flash: The ads at the Olympics Opening ceremony were far better than those at the SuperBowl. Several on GE Healthcare were particularly well done. Other notables were AllState, Sun Chips, AT&T (Skiboards), Visa and British Columbia.
While on the subject of commercials, there was one that was particularly offensive because of the circumstances. Immediately following the gut wrenching videos showing the death of Luger Nodar, a RI furniture company selling mattresses, Cardi Brothers, showed in a cartoon ad the three owners bobsledding and one dozing off ultimately causing an accident eerily similar to the luge tragedy. Note: Cardi’s is a very good bunch of people, but somebody wasn’t watching the store..
As I watched the 99% white, winter Olympic athletes march in, I had to think that the biggest sports competition this weekend is the NBA Basketball game. Can you say equal opportunity lawsuit?
The good news is that the US team had nice hats for a change.
Love is good!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Romantic Fools Rule!
Today's Tids Issue 2,064
Opening Stuff:
Do you know what today is? This is the second to last day you can procrastinate buying that Valentines Day bribe. Of course, while some people only see hearts on February 14th, romantic fools live on a cloud all year long. This is just their national holiday, a day when everybody else tries to think about what fools feel all the time. A romantic fool’s heart is ready to explode at any given moment. A thought of a winning smile or an overwhelming aura.
It is projected that this Valentines Day men will spend an average of $137.35 for gifts and women a mere $77.28. Are men stupid or just victims of extortion? I decided not to buy anything in an altruistic effort to bring down that discrepancy in averages.
The Question:
Name 3 classical composers who have written major works based on Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.
The Headlines:
--Amahdinejad Tells The World That Iran Is Nuclear; Hundreds Of Thousands Of Loyalists Mob Streets To Celebrate As Opposition Are Beaten In Teheran’s Alleys.
--Patrick Kennedy Shocks And Elates As He Announces That He Will Move On And Not Run; Kennedy Dynasty Ends.
--January Retail Sales Up Unexpected 0.5%; Eurozone Recovery Floundering.
--China Raises Bank Reserves To Cool Credit; WS Lower On news.
--Commercial Real Estate Problems Getting Ugly; Could Create Risks For Smaller Banks.
--New Poll: 71% Of Americans Say Sarah Not Ready For White House.
--Two Stents Later, Clinton Is Back Home And Ready For More Work In Haiti; Chelsea With Him Most Of The Time.
--Deep South Latest Victim Of Major Snowfall.
--Gay, Irish-American Gordon Fox Is Named To Most Powerful Position In Beleaguered, State Legislature Ravaged Rhode Island – Speaker Of The House.
More Stuff:
How come everybody who is half Irish or Italian or German or French…and half black, is always called black?
Is it me, or have you also noticed that more and more TV dramas manage to incorporate some kind of health care horror story into their plots. Has anybody seen Joseph Goebbels lately walking around Hollywood? Or for that matter at Marvel Comics where the company just apologized for a Captain America episode disparaging The Tea Party movement?
Do you think that Leslie Vonn is setting herself up to receive the Kurt Shilling Bloody Sock Award?
While you weren’t looking, 90 stocks on the S&P 500 have fallen more than 10%. Be casutious.
I could write a column everyday with lots of material just pointing out media assaults on basic tenets of America’s greatness.
Obama‘s probably sitting in the White House wondering, “Why didn’t Bush take out Iran? I told him ‘n’! ‘n’, George, ‘n’. Not ’q’!”
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –Here I was, barely standing, vulnerable to the world. Before me stood my grinning, marvelous family. And I couldn’t do anything about it. I couldn’t run and throw my arms around them. I couldn’t kiss Paul – thank you for being so caring. All I could do is stand there like a person looking for a government handout. “What are you clowns smiling about? Haven’t you ever seen your mom walk?” Paul was the first to my side. I think he could see how tired I was, because he almost picked me up and sat me back down on the edge of the bed. Then the kids ran over and gave me those squiggly little hugs that only kids who love you like crazy could give. The dam burst and the tears ran out. I’m hugging the kids and crying like the Angel Falls and I see Paul over talking to the nurse. Talking and looking as concerned about me as he was the first time I heard him talking as I lay apparently unconscious and nobody thought I could hear. It’s like what heaven must be right here in my room. Nurses and bed pans and tubes…and complete and perfect love. Perfect love for me. Me, who was fighting to walk again…for Kent Middleton. I looked down into those beautiful youthful eyes and thought “I’m not perfect.” Then I felt Paul gently caressing my hand.
More Stuff:
When I forward one of those email jokes or YouTube clips I always take out all the superlative intro adjectives like “It’s Awesome”, “Funniest thing you’ll ever see” or “Best ever”. I think it is better when the recipient gets to make up his or her own mind.
Every time I think I understand the relationship between stocks and bonds, something happens and the dynamics change.
Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--Is it ok to come up from under my theater seat yet? I thought Abbott & Costello Meets Werewolf was scary! I can’t imagine how far up I would be rising out of seat while watching the new The Wolfman version. While the story is the same tried and true, the effects reach into your gut better than ever. You know the story about the guy who has some identity theft problems during full moons. Well, it is back, and I think it is well done. Beware-wolf!
--On the other side of the emotional spectrum is Valentines Day. This is a star laden movie – Roberts, Garner, Biel, Bates, Hathaway, Cooper, Kutcher, Foxx, Dempsy, among others – where an overly beautiful diverse group of Angelinos navigate through romance and heartbreak on one Valentines Day. Like a romantic “24” with lots of torture!
--If you have been missing an upbeat harry Potter sequel, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief is for you. 21st Century HS student must battle gods of the Olympus and assorted monster friends who blame him for stealing Zeus’ lightning bolt. On top of the false accusation, Percy learns that his mom is missing. He and HS pals travel across country to find the real Lightning bolt thief and free his mom. It has the fantasy you crave, and is not has dark of some of the recent HP episodes.
More Stuff:
I was reading the story about the death of oddball fashion designer McQueen I think most fashion designs are oddball) who committed suicide following the death of his mother. I was thinking about how irrelevant fashion designers are in my life. Yet I still buy things I like and that I think make me look fairly presentable. So, I’m thinking who is my favorite fashion designer and I can only come up with the guy or gal in the back room up at Woolrich.
Don’t you get the impression that too many media people think that the America they desire is South America?
Why do I think that Democrats only want to use the government to avenge the past at the expense of the future?
A theater showing X-Rated films is a sin-ema.
The Answer:
Three of the greatest works – in this simple souls mind – are those by Tchaikovsky, Berlioz and Prokofiev. Gounod wrote an opera, and there is Bernstein’s version which we know as West Side Story. My personal favorite is the work by Berlioz and I will probably listen to it Sunday Morn while reading Valentines Day antics in the comics.
The End:
Berlioz said that he didn’t want words for his great composition. He said that he only wanted instrumental music because words would be too limiting in telling the a story of love. Happy “V” Day everybody.
Opening Stuff:
Do you know what today is? This is the second to last day you can procrastinate buying that Valentines Day bribe. Of course, while some people only see hearts on February 14th, romantic fools live on a cloud all year long. This is just their national holiday, a day when everybody else tries to think about what fools feel all the time. A romantic fool’s heart is ready to explode at any given moment. A thought of a winning smile or an overwhelming aura.
It is projected that this Valentines Day men will spend an average of $137.35 for gifts and women a mere $77.28. Are men stupid or just victims of extortion? I decided not to buy anything in an altruistic effort to bring down that discrepancy in averages.
The Question:
Name 3 classical composers who have written major works based on Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.
The Headlines:
--Amahdinejad Tells The World That Iran Is Nuclear; Hundreds Of Thousands Of Loyalists Mob Streets To Celebrate As Opposition Are Beaten In Teheran’s Alleys.
--Patrick Kennedy Shocks And Elates As He Announces That He Will Move On And Not Run; Kennedy Dynasty Ends.
--January Retail Sales Up Unexpected 0.5%; Eurozone Recovery Floundering.
--China Raises Bank Reserves To Cool Credit; WS Lower On news.
--Commercial Real Estate Problems Getting Ugly; Could Create Risks For Smaller Banks.
--New Poll: 71% Of Americans Say Sarah Not Ready For White House.
--Two Stents Later, Clinton Is Back Home And Ready For More Work In Haiti; Chelsea With Him Most Of The Time.
--Deep South Latest Victim Of Major Snowfall.
--Gay, Irish-American Gordon Fox Is Named To Most Powerful Position In Beleaguered, State Legislature Ravaged Rhode Island – Speaker Of The House.
More Stuff:
How come everybody who is half Irish or Italian or German or French…and half black, is always called black?
Is it me, or have you also noticed that more and more TV dramas manage to incorporate some kind of health care horror story into their plots. Has anybody seen Joseph Goebbels lately walking around Hollywood? Or for that matter at Marvel Comics where the company just apologized for a Captain America episode disparaging The Tea Party movement?
Do you think that Leslie Vonn is setting herself up to receive the Kurt Shilling Bloody Sock Award?
While you weren’t looking, 90 stocks on the S&P 500 have fallen more than 10%. Be casutious.
I could write a column everyday with lots of material just pointing out media assaults on basic tenets of America’s greatness.
Obama‘s probably sitting in the White House wondering, “Why didn’t Bush take out Iran? I told him ‘n’! ‘n’, George, ‘n’. Not ’q’!”
The Novel:
Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 55 continues. –Here I was, barely standing, vulnerable to the world. Before me stood my grinning, marvelous family. And I couldn’t do anything about it. I couldn’t run and throw my arms around them. I couldn’t kiss Paul – thank you for being so caring. All I could do is stand there like a person looking for a government handout. “What are you clowns smiling about? Haven’t you ever seen your mom walk?” Paul was the first to my side. I think he could see how tired I was, because he almost picked me up and sat me back down on the edge of the bed. Then the kids ran over and gave me those squiggly little hugs that only kids who love you like crazy could give. The dam burst and the tears ran out. I’m hugging the kids and crying like the Angel Falls and I see Paul over talking to the nurse. Talking and looking as concerned about me as he was the first time I heard him talking as I lay apparently unconscious and nobody thought I could hear. It’s like what heaven must be right here in my room. Nurses and bed pans and tubes…and complete and perfect love. Perfect love for me. Me, who was fighting to walk again…for Kent Middleton. I looked down into those beautiful youthful eyes and thought “I’m not perfect.” Then I felt Paul gently caressing my hand.
More Stuff:
When I forward one of those email jokes or YouTube clips I always take out all the superlative intro adjectives like “It’s Awesome”, “Funniest thing you’ll ever see” or “Best ever”. I think it is better when the recipient gets to make up his or her own mind.
Every time I think I understand the relationship between stocks and bonds, something happens and the dynamics change.
Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--Is it ok to come up from under my theater seat yet? I thought Abbott & Costello Meets Werewolf was scary! I can’t imagine how far up I would be rising out of seat while watching the new The Wolfman version. While the story is the same tried and true, the effects reach into your gut better than ever. You know the story about the guy who has some identity theft problems during full moons. Well, it is back, and I think it is well done. Beware-wolf!
--On the other side of the emotional spectrum is Valentines Day. This is a star laden movie – Roberts, Garner, Biel, Bates, Hathaway, Cooper, Kutcher, Foxx, Dempsy, among others – where an overly beautiful diverse group of Angelinos navigate through romance and heartbreak on one Valentines Day. Like a romantic “24” with lots of torture!
--If you have been missing an upbeat harry Potter sequel, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief is for you. 21st Century HS student must battle gods of the Olympus and assorted monster friends who blame him for stealing Zeus’ lightning bolt. On top of the false accusation, Percy learns that his mom is missing. He and HS pals travel across country to find the real Lightning bolt thief and free his mom. It has the fantasy you crave, and is not has dark of some of the recent HP episodes.
More Stuff:
I was reading the story about the death of oddball fashion designer McQueen I think most fashion designs are oddball) who committed suicide following the death of his mother. I was thinking about how irrelevant fashion designers are in my life. Yet I still buy things I like and that I think make me look fairly presentable. So, I’m thinking who is my favorite fashion designer and I can only come up with the guy or gal in the back room up at Woolrich.
Don’t you get the impression that too many media people think that the America they desire is South America?
Why do I think that Democrats only want to use the government to avenge the past at the expense of the future?
A theater showing X-Rated films is a sin-ema.
The Answer:
Three of the greatest works – in this simple souls mind – are those by Tchaikovsky, Berlioz and Prokofiev. Gounod wrote an opera, and there is Bernstein’s version which we know as West Side Story. My personal favorite is the work by Berlioz and I will probably listen to it Sunday Morn while reading Valentines Day antics in the comics.
The End:
Berlioz said that he didn’t want words for his great composition. He said that he only wanted instrumental music because words would be too limiting in telling the a story of love. Happy “V” Day everybody.
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