The Lazaro Effect.

Today's Tids Issue 2,812
Opening Stuff:

Ben Carson is getting a fast education on the vast difference between truth and politics.

It isn't often that American Idol appears "above the fold", but last night was significant, where honesty won out over emotion. Lazaro at long last was voted off. He had been decidedly the worst performer for weeks, but was buoyed along by a block of obviously misinformed voters and sympathy. He represented a sad new tendency within the American culture -- it's everybody else's fault but mine. But last night eyes opened wide and said a big gigantic "no" to carrying along mediocrity for another week. Maybe Lazaro is the symbol of an America rising from the dead.

Keep your eyes open for lower priced PC's. The latest sales numbers are so bleak that shortly prices could tumble dramatically. Call Mothers Day, Christmas in May. The problem is that Mom would probably prefer a new tablet over a lower price laptop, even with rose covered covers. Now, if that Lenova "convertible goes on sale, I'm there.

The Question:
Need to get away over the weekend? What do you think, according to Travel and Liesure, would be the best ten European cities to visit.

The Headlines:
--Unexpected Dip In retail sales Has Wall Street Opening Lower.
--Kerry, Obama Denounce NK Rhetoric.
--Iowa Restricts Use Of Drones By Police; Cites Privacy Concerns.
--Starbucks To Lower Price Of Bagged Coffee.
--Bankrupt San Bernardino To Renege On Bond Debts In Favor Of Continuing Payments Into Pensions.
--Dog Killing Epidemic Growing Faster Than potatoes In Idaho.
--Religious Bombings Continue In Iraq.
--Russia Warns US Of Overstepping In Human Rights Restrictions.

At first I thought the Texas college knife wielding slasher of 14 was perhaps a gun sympathizer tying to make a point. I was happy to learn that he turned out to be a stark-raving lunatic exactly like the mad men who kill with guns. I think that might be a clue as to a solution in the mass killiing problem.

Free Lunch, Department:
It seems like I'm seeing more and more TV commercials for products ranging from motorized scooters to car windshield repair, where the main theme is "At no cost to you." As in don't worry, the government or insurance company or some other big donor in the sky will give it to you "free". Kids demand music on the internet free; adults download their movies. No body seems to get the idea that someone somewhere has to pay for all of it. Of, yeah, I forgot, the rich will pay for it. We'll just raise their taxes.

Do you know what I'm not liking today? Professional golfers bringing back white leather belts. What's next, Nehru jackets.

It looks like yesterday we may have generated a Bumper Sticker War. A resourceful reader answers yesterday's 1st Bumper Sticker of the 2016 campaign with his #2 entry: Monica Lewinski's X-Boyfriend's Wife for President.

Changing Times, Department:
Up in enigmatic Michigan, a call to that great state's Human Services Department will get you "Press 1 for English; Press 2 for Spanish; Press 3 for Arabic." Now take your Blood Pressure. It is expected that the most frequent question may be: "What kind of benefits do I get for my three wives?"

In the things we'd be aghast if we knew about it, Department, I give you one of the items in the Obama budget, with a small "b". Did you know that liquor makers get a tax break for adding flavors? In his proposed plan, The Prez is going to eliminate the break, but how did that get in there in the first place. I don't think Congress debated fully on that lobbyist add-on. For instance I would have voted for "Butterscotch in Ice Cream" tax deduction before strawberry in vodka. As we have seen in the past, "marketing" today is getting Congress to pass laws.

I only care about Cuba if we learn that Kim Jung-un has installed  nuke missiles on a launch pad in Havana.

Who last Fall would have imagined a Frozen Four Championship (That's NCAA College Hockey) game between two teams a three wood apart in Connecticut -- Yale and Quinnipiac. How about Brown and Providence College next year? Don't be surprised.

The irony of Government and Unions is that they chase away more jobs than they save.

Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--"42" is the big one this weekend. It's about Jackie Robinson's battle to overcome prejudice while keeping his batting average up. He was my hero as a 9-10 year old, and every kid wanted to steal bases like Jackie. I saw him in Ebbets field in 1947. He always lived up to his expectations and the movie lives up to the quality of his reputation. Good acting and well told story.
--I think Disconnect, about people looking for human contact in a wired world, looks like a winner. It involves several stories of lives all affected by cyber happenings. A lawyer who can't get away from his cell phone while the family suffers. A widowed cop whose kid cyber-bullies. A couple who enters a dangerous situation after their secrets are exp[osed on-line. And more. All of these strangers eventually come together.

The Conscience: Chapter 18 continues.
   After the two phone calls, I managed to nurse a martini instead of gulping it down. It was probably a bad idea as I felt agitated ridng up in the Biglietto Building elevator. I was feeling dread, but I didn't know why. As I stepped out of the elevator, I saw Angelica already in the reception room talking the amazing looking executive concierge. I was probably standing there with my lower jaw on my knees. I looked over at Angelica and felt guilty ogling Brianna the beautiful. I think I regained my composure as the boss turned and came over to plant the kiss on my cheek. It helped make up for the lack of alcohol.
   "My parents will be in shortly. They are anxious to meet you. Especially mother. She must have heard of the "Bello Americano". She looked me up and doiwn, smiled approvingly in a sarcastic type of manner and turned. "Today at lunch we will get to the meat of this negotiation. Would you like a drink before they arrive. I said yes at "D-R".
  I was enjoying the mini-rush after two sips when a door in the panelled wall behind Angelica's desk burst open and in walked her mother, followed by papa. Her mother's dark eyes bore into my soul.  She looked like she was reading my inner life. She didn't throw up so she hadn't reached the bad parts. The parents came around either side of the desk, and greeted my warmly with handshakes. "So nice to meet you Mr. Morgan." It was warm and friendly. I was surprised.

The Answer:
Number one is Rome. While there take in  the comedy show in the Federal Office Buildings.The rest in order are Florence, Istanbul, Prague, Venice, Paris, Barcelona, Saltzburg, Vienna and Krakow. I'd probably pick, Vienna, Saltzburg, Prague and Barcelona.

Good news, Carnival Cruise has a Boston to Venice Special, $500 and a auxiliary generator in the bath room. Any takers?

Have terrific weekend wherever you go. See you Monday.

When is logic not logic?

Today's Tids Issue 2,601

Opening Stuff:

An analyst has gone through a multitude of President Obama speeches on business and comes away with a distinct impression that in his heart, the President truly believes that all of the Free Enterprise success for US business has been due the Government. "O" cites, for example, the importance of DARPA (Defense Advanced Projects Agency) and the resultant invention of the Internet as the reason Microsoft exists today. Of course, Microsoft began developing software to run computers, before the Internet came to life and has built it's business upon developments in software to run computers. Not developing software for the Internet per se. Government agencies like DARPA actually do facilitate what businesses have been doing for years before it's inception -- performing basic research for their own product development and often at the request of the Government for defense of other operational needs. DARPA was a good idea for focusing research projects. But then, the more the Government adds dollar sucking regulations, the less money companies have for basic research. So, the government does have the power to destroy business. So, Obama is right to a degree -- if the government leaves business alone, then the government would be responsible for businesses flourishing!

So today on the eve of the national deficit sized IPO, the big argument is -- will FaceBook just be another passing fad in a throw-away society, or will be be the glue that holds nations together? If there never was a FaceBook, would the world's people ever feel they are missing something? Is there any earthly reason that I need to use FaceBook, other than to have my personal information collected and disseminated or giving up my privacy to the world? Sounds like fun.

Placing a Koran in a toilet is a hate crime; Placing crucifix in a jar of urine is conceptual art.

The Question:
What do workers consider the biggest wastes of time in their offices. Bonus: Who is the only person to have won  NBA MVP, NBA Coach of the Year and NBA Executive of the Year Awards?

The Headlines:
--New Jobless Claims Steady At 370,000; Stock Futures Edge Lower.
--Iran Founts UN Sanctions; Sends Arms To Syria.
--Romney Raises Over $40 Million In April.
--Edwards Lawyers Abruptly End Defense.
--Bobby Kennedy Jr. Wife Said To Have Hung Herself; Maid Found Her In Garage.
--NBA: Celts, Thunder Win; NHL: Devils Even Series With Rangers.
--World Wild Life Fund: Has Man Outgrown Earth? Yikes.
--Flash: This Just In. Stop The Presses -- Purple, Red And Yellow Wiggles Leave Aussie Band!; Stock Market Stunned; UN To Hold Special Session Of Security Council.

American Idol: I have to tell you, I turned off the TV before Phillip's last song, figuring it would be more of the same. But, I clicked back on to go to the Red Sox game and there he was showing a lot more than he has. I had him being axed, mainly becasue Jessica and Joshua were better last night, to me. Although I thought Jessica was sluggish at times and nowhere near as fantastic as the fawning judges thought. So where are we? Phillip has the cute guy voted locked up and helped himself with the last song. Is Jessica the one to go or will the voters get it right for a change? This could easily be a Ledet-Phillips sing-off. Personally, I would have enjoyed a final three of Colton, Skylar and Holly, with Colton and Skylar in the final two.

Many years ago I looked through all of the available cook books (Well, maybe not all) to learn the correct way to grill fresh fish. To a book, the preferred method was olive oil, salt and black pepper. And I have to say I still love it best that way, although I do throw a piece of butter on after grilling. And yes I do love schrod with lobster sauce and bluefish with Bearnaise sauce. I have a little topping I put on salmon for others which is well received -- crushed pecans, honey, dark mustard and a dash of white wine. Also, I think it a good idea to douse fish with lemon before any other preparation. I'm sure you have many of your own, and chefs are certainly going crazier with toppings these days. But, I'll take plain w/butter to best taste the fish.

Please, could we stop using the phrase "Kennedy Curse"?  The curse of the Kennedy's is that average people have to be subjected to everything they do, and the rationalization by the media that it's not their fault.
That said, I feel bad for Mary Richardson Kennedy.

I'm rooting for the Jersey Devils over the Rangers becasue my Brother-in-Law Likes them, and he's a good guy.

Whitewash America Department:
Maybe the real 17 year plague isn't the locusts, but Atheists arising to to take down historic icons that happen to have something religious in them.

As one guy said about Facebook: "If I wanted to have some friends from my past, I would have written them long ago and made an effort to get together."

The Answer:
1. In a Salary.com study, 47% said Meetings was the biggest workplace time drain. Next was "Waiting for a co-worker to finish something you need" followed by "Fixing someone else's work" and "Dealing with office Politics". Bonus: The Great Larry Bird is the man to have won all three honors. Number 33 wins!

We live in a Reality Show world that seems to be drifting away from realism. People question the word is or the, when the totality of information is already quite clear. Some freely alter truths of long standing. People are fond of saying "It is what it is." In fact, many are trying to say, "What you see or know isn't". When candidates lie, "It's just politics". When people lie, especially to politicians, it's serious jail time. That's why so many people are sanding on corners mumbling to themselves: "Did an alien spaceship come in the middle of the night and take me to another planet?"

Go figure Department:
Under Cheney, Seal Team Six were a ring of assassins. Under Obama, Seal Team Six is a Band of Brothers.

Shred the real issues.

Today's Tids Issue #2,596

Opening Stuff:

For all of you who are upset over 0-Man's endorsement of Gay Marriage, don't worry -- "This is my last election and I can be more flexible when it's over". Or, better yet, vote him out so he won't have to anguish over flip-flopping.

I guess Putin didn't get or believe Obama's message through Medvedev, because he just cancelled his visit to the US for the Big Economic Conference and a much anticipated meeting with the Prez. I don't think he believes O's stance on the missile program.

Remember this: Republicans are the Pro-Legal Immigration Party. Marco Rubio said it, and I agree. He and many Repubs in Congress are working on a real Immigration Modernization plan that is high on all immigrants who come legally; does not reward illegal acts but also takes care of children of illegals in way that will make them proud members of the US society.

The Question: What are the estimated IQ's for Albert Einstein, Madonna and John F. Kennedy? What are the 3 other "Q's" by which a person overall, above just intelligence, can be rated?

The Headlines:
--Bargain Hunting Has Stocks Up.
--Gold Hits 2012 Low.
--Syrian Opposition Suicide Bombers Kill 55 In Capital.
--Putin Cancels Trip To US; Says He Has To Get Hid Cabinet In Order.
--British Police Join Austerity Program Protestors.
--Shallowest Senator In Long History Of RI Greats Switches 180 Degrees For Gay Marriage; Puppeteers Continue To Pull Jack Reed's Strings.

American Idol: The Judges are squarely in the corner for Joshua. I think he is talented, but sometimes he goes a little too over the top for me. Jessica may be the best talent of all, but she doesn't sing to the voters as well as she does to her future record producers. Phillip is Phillip an he will find his audience. Me, I get tired of him. After her first rousing performance, Holly had the chance be mentioned at the top of the list. But her second song may have pushed her out. I'll miss her singing and song selection in the final two programs

The Unions in RI don't seem to understand why in order to survive, the City of Providence must eliminate or reign in Colas (Cost of Living Adjustments.) For instance a Fire Chief who retired in 1991 with a salary of $63,510, now after 21 years of 6% Cola increases earns $196,813! Say what? I think that says it all about out of control public employee union contracts. The party should be over, but I doubt it in  this state.

Boasting Department:
Lehigh U is up to #6 in NCAA D1 Lacrosse rankings. The Top 15 Are: Loyola MD, Massachusetts, Duke, Johns Hopkins, Notre Dame, Lehigh, Colgate, Virginia, Maryland, Princeton, North Carolina, Yale, Fairfield, Cornell and Denver. The the sport is booming, biggest growth sport in high schools, and the traditional landscape is changing.

How can an Atheist be disturbed by a religious icon when they don't believe anything about it or if it is even meaningful at all. It's being deeply offended by nothing.

I see where several states have asked libraries to remove the book "Fifty Shades..." from the shelves because it is pornographic and does not fit community standards. I remember when the Catholic Church banned the movie "The Moon is Blue". I was about 12-13, and me and my friends used to stand under the theater marquee wondering what would happened to us if we went inside. It was a scary time!

Here's an update on the story yesterday about the Providence Airport TSA Agents finding parts of a gun in a Teddy Bear and then letting the owners go. Actually they found parts of a gun in a teddy bear, a bunny and a mouse. The reason they let the man and his son go was because the estranged wife unbeknownst to the son and of course the husband, put them there so hubby would get arrested. It was her latest brilliant strategy in a custody fight.

I don't read anything that AARP sends me. First, it's because I don't trust their politics at all, but mainly becasue I haven't agreed that I'm old enough yet.

If you were near John O. Pastore's grave yesterday, you would have heard rumbling and a movement of the earth as the great Senator started spinning rapidly. (Note to Non-RI'ers: Pastore was one of the great Senators who actually had principles as opposed to the weaklings we have today.)

All of these sensational news making statements by Obama, like the most recent Gay Marriage announcement, are mainly there to take the focus off the real problem, an unimaginable deficit and debt. And for that he has no answers.

It was nice to see that Judge roll back the decision against Honda over MPG claims for their Hybrid. It was basically a lawyer playing the word game while the Judge understood the Intent game.

If you are a Republican, remember that when a Democrat calls you a hater, racist or grandmother killer, they are basically trying to start a meaningless discussion to hide their own major inadequacies.

The Answer:
JFK only had a 115 IQ compared to Madonna's 140 and Einstein's 160. But the assassinated president scored high on EQ, "Emotional Intelligence". A High EQ fosters empathy and an understanding of people. MQ is Moral Intelligence and it deals with integrity, responsibility, sympathy and forgiveness. BQ, Body Intelligence is about what you know about your body and how you take care of it. I think you can see that a person with a medium IQ coupled with a strong MQ and EQ can take any body a long way; Even if they will never be able to produce a drug that cures cancer.

I've long been in favor of a Temporary worker visa program. One element of a plan for this would be a fair deduction from pay for medical treatment if it becomes necessary.

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Getting the World Under Control

 

 

Today's Tids Issue 2,587

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Romney is beginning to do what political observers always thought was his advantage over Santorum and Gingrich: He is winning over the independents, this huge block that is probably the key to the election. In fact, in the newest poll he is 13 % ahead of the 0-Man among Indies.

You're seeing more and more, headlines like "Pension deficit for taxpayers is up $836 Million" atop articles about city and towns walking the tightrope towards bankruptcy. I always say "wait a minute, we paid our taxes." The elected officials mismanaged those funds or got hoodwinked by union officials into over paying for labor. They have to negotiate with the hoodwinkers, not come back to us. If so, the Taxpayer would be effectively fined for elected official's antics -- suspect activities or negligence or dereliction of duty. Plain and simple.

There's something just plain special about Aaron Copeland music -- Rodeo, Pink Pony. And of course, is there better music to underscore the awakening of a new day than his Appalachian Spring? I don't think so!

The Question:
John Cusack has come a long way from his "Actor with promise" days. Name five of his best movies.

The Headlines:
--Stock Rally Stifled As GDP Comes In Lower Than Forecast; Business Spending Slowing.
--Spanish Economy In ICU; One Minister Says Economy "Faces Crisis Of Huge Proportions; Credit rating Downgraded.
--US On Guard For Bin Laden Revenge Attacks May 2.
--Romanian Center Right Government Toppled; Czechs Facing Similar Test.
--Zimmerman Raised In Black-White Household; Had Black Partners In Business.
--Consumer Sentiment Scale Barely Moves.

--Biden Tells Stupid, Poorly Timed Secret Service Joke.

So, did you hear about the dog who was paper trained? He could read the comics.

Don't laugh, people are humanizing their pets at an alarming rate. Many seem to have convinced themselves that dogs are people. I often hear people interviewed saying things like "I have a beautiful four legged daughter named ...". "We have a family of four, my husband and I and Rex and rover." I loved the dogs I owned, but I would never own one again. Too expensive, and no Medicaid. Have to walk them on leashes instead of letting them run free to steal eggs from a neighbor's chicken coop. And of course, there is that dreaded plastic bag. Frankly, I'd have to teach them to read the comics so they wouldn't get bored staying inside at home.

I am really bothered at these small groups who seem to have a plan to pick off one religious appearing monument/remembrance one by one by one. They make a fuss, raise money and then essentially extort cities, towns and states to take down a local institution, "Or else".

How come when the ACLU sues to protect somebody's Civil Liberties they take away everything cherished by another group? How fair is that, Mr. President.

There is no way in my mind that three across the country trips by the President to Universities was a"Official Business" as stipulated by the White House Admin. I was happy to see the RNC finally wake up and challenge one of these transparent campaign trips.

So basically what I'm seeing in commercials for smart phones and the like, is that they new technology is hand writing! Do you think Apple and Samsung our working off of grants form the NEA? Cursive lives.

Last night's "Missing" was a good example of why it is becoming my favorite TV hour. I'm hooked, addicted. Actually, at one point I was thinking this is kind of slow tonight. Then ...Bam!...two totally unimagined surprises in a row. Now I can hardly wait for next Thursday.

American Idol: I've said it before, Holly has surprising staying power because she sings songs with melodies...and her voice is very powerful. Sure she's a little bit unpolished, but her biggest negative is the Judges. I think Phillip is getting a little ordinary, although he is talented and draws a lot of young girl votes. Sanchez is excellent, but doesn't always connect. Joshua is a talent. Skylar needs a couple of better tunes next week.

About today's music... Last night on Idol Katy Perry and last year's Stefano Lagano performed. Aside form the lavish sets, the words and techno-activity, the songs sounded exactly the same to me. We're are living in this hear-one,-you've-heard-em'-all-world. I guess it's all about the dancin' beat. Oh, and Stefano, who I didn't like last year, was far better than the highly regaled Perry. That's just the opinion of one tin ear.

A day or so ago the National Plagiarist Laureate described Romney as "Uniformed". Oh, that holds a lot of weight -- opinions of Joe Biden, the Veep that WH handlers would love to send out with a gag in his mouth. Save me.

Reading between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--In Five Year Engagement we have a pretty predictable romantic comedy starring Jason Segal and Emily Blunt (Great In Salmon Fishing) as a couple who have fallen in love and are engaged. But incidents keep putting off the marriage, and it goes on and on. Some observers are saying "Break up already", "I can't take it any more". My guess is that it will be entertaining with a pleasant ending.
--John Cusack stars as Edgar Allen Poe in The Raven. Poe helps a detective solve a series of murders that are similar to his stories -- the Pit and the Pendulum et. al. It is pretty good and draws a realistic picture of Poe, the drunk and always out of cash writer. I'd go.
--Safe is a "B" movie about a second-rate Cage Fighter who leads a life of beatings for chump change. It changes when the Russian Mafia kills his family after he blows a rigged fight. The mob banishes him to the Streets of NYC. He is aimless until he witnesses a frightened 12 year old Chinese girl being pursued by the gangsters who killed his wife. His life changes as he gets involved in a giant conspiracy. It will be great some evening on FX.

The Answer:
I first remember Cusack  in a movie with Angelica Houston called the Grifter. He was in plenty of others like True Colors, City Hall, Grosse Point Blank, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Pushing Tin, America's Sweethearts, Runaway Jury and Grace is Gone. You probably have your own faves.

Well, it is Friday. For retired people it means it's Saturday tomorrow, which will be pretty much like Friday except for the date on the newspaper. For every body else it will be a welcome and wonderful repsite from the weekday pressures. Enjoy every minute of it. That's an order.

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Sudden death is quick.

Today's Tids Issue #2,586

Opening Stuff:

Bummer! That's what you say when your hockey team loses in sudden death overtime. When the scraping of skates, the lethal flying puck and the desperate chaos all ceases in a vacuum. One minute your heart is in your throat, your teeth are grinding together, the grasp of the chair arm is turning your hands white. And then, just like that, nothing. The roaring stops. The hometown losers look to the heavens; The winners leap into arms. In complete silence. Your jaw drops. You click off the TV. It's over.

Bummer! That's what you say when your hockey team loses abruptly in overtime. But yesterday a good husband of a good friend died, suddenly. One minute two people are sharing what they have always shared. The next minute my friend is alone. Just like that. What do you say. What can you say." I understand." I can't understand. "I know how you feel" It is impossible for me to know how she feels. Maybe you just say, "I am here. I am your friend." "And, my heart aches."

The Question:
Name 7 stocks that reported significantly better than predicted earnings this quarter.

The Headlines:
--Fed Says It Will Keep Short Term Interest rates Near "0" Til 2014.
--Good Improvement In Contracts To Buy Previously Owned Homes Has Stocks Up.
--Analysts Say Improvement In new Home Building Is Way Off In Future.
--New Claims For Jobless Benefits Barely Moved Downward; Indicates Stubborn Recovery Continuing.
--Murdoch Admits Phone Hacking Cover-up.

American Idol: I like "Queen" and ironically the one contestant who could have done that uniquely creative  group justice, Colton Dixon, was booted last week. I thought they all struggled with "Q", although the judges loved Skylar and Joshua. Bohemian Rhapsody is one of my favorites, but Jessica offered an unfulfilling, choppy version. Phillip sound much too Phillip. I didn't enjoy Joshua. Elise was Elise. And, I thought the judges were a little harsh on Holly. I generally like Holly because she typically sings songs with actual melodies. And, she was terrific in her finale'. Also very good, to me, in their personal choice songs were Phillip, Joshua and Jessica. I love Skylar, but to many of her tunes bore me to tears. My guess is that the judges are hoping Holly will go. I'm guessing that Phillip, Skylar, Joshua and Jessica should be locks.

People you never heard of doing great things Department:
Yesterday I mentioned Obama missing another chance to properly remember the Armenian Genocide as he had promised. Two days earlier a good friend sent to me amazing music written by a young man, the son of a friend, called "Voyage to Amasia". The music is for a documentary of the same title, also produced by this incredible young man Eric Hachikian, to honor the struggles of his grandmother and 1,500,000 other Armenians who died during that death march at the end of the Ottoman Empire. Maybe this young man Eric can bring the truth to the world so long buried by politics. (Eric's music premiered at Carnegie Hall in 2005.) http://www.voyagetoamasia.com/About.htm

The Draft is one of those slow moving, nothing happening TV events which keeps me semi-glued to the tube. Maybe I just love football too much. It's a great night (Except for the inane Jet's fans in the audience) -- Wondering what Belichick will do. Which person you never heard of will be on the Pats roster this summer. It's a great night for second guessers, and there's always that hope that another GM will tell some self imagined Draft guru that he 's full of you know what.

Two guys with disgusted grimaces on their faces were looking into a barrel of monkeys after having just pried off the top. One says to the other: "It would have been more fun if we had used air holes."

(People with half a brain will skip this Tid):
Here are ten players with highly rated football credentials who are also the ten with biggest character flaws. Number 1 is the baby producing bar fighter highlighted here yesterday Janoris Jones. The rest: Donte Page-Moss (NC) -- Assault and general team disruption; Cliff Harris (Oreg) -- Tema rule suspension, driving scofflaw; Alfonso Dennard (Neb) -- Punched Police Officer last Saturday; Vontaze Burtict (AS) -- "Can't miss to can't take". Totally out of control off the field; Bryce Brown (KS) -- Serial College jumping, no experience; Mike Adams (TOSU) -- Test positive for pot, Numerous off field discrepancies; Bruce Ivan (WV) -- Numerous pre-college arrest and recently willful destruction of private prov[erty; Quinton Copes (NC) -- Most skilled pass rusher of all, but work ethic and playing hard all the time is questioned; Michael Floyd (ND) -- Underage drinking and DUI. The above are all considered "Top Talents". So just in case your team picks one, don't be surprised next year. See, I told you it would be kind of boring.

I'm thinking that in the future that a lot of dummies will be suing,  trying to equate "Stupid Speech" on FaceBook/Twitter et.al. with the protections of the 1st Amendment. "Hey, it's a Free Country, Buddy!" But you can't Tweet the Bosses wife is a slut and not expect that you may get fired.

Speaking of the uniformed leaders of tomorrow, a student at Purdue University had this comment during a discussion about the requirement that a presidential candidate be, among other things, a Natural Born citizen. This girl in the class stood and vehemently protested, saying how unfair it was to have the restriction of being a natural born citizen. She went on and on about how this would prevent many capable individuals from becoming President. Finally she said: "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead the country than one born by C-Section?"

Yesterday the Senate dismissed a proposal to close the Post Office on Saturdays. The organization is losing about $25 Billion and the number is growing. Does this give you an inkling about why the Government should never run a business? In fact, governments should not run governments.

Could we have a government next year that would have Mitt - Pres, Rick - VP and Newt - Secretary of State?

Is this country coming to a point where debt forgiveness will become a given in the minds of borrowers?  Another step towards massive national irresponsibility.

The Answer:
By now everybody knows that stock darling Apple beat estimates by 12%. But, that only puts them in seventh spot far behind Morgan-Stanley's 61% surprise. The rest in order are US Steel (52%), Yahoo! (35%), Yum Brands (32%), Travelers (31%) and Hershey (19%). Interesting mix of industries, too.

Bummer. I hate it when good friends are so sad.

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There should always be a hand to hold.

Today's Tids Issue #2,582
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There were several good reader comments on yesterday's "purity of a real Chocolate Chip cookies" Tid -- from "must have walnuts" to "I use extra vanilla". But perhaps the best was from a good reader who said his neighbor added chocolate flavored vodka to the Tollhouse mix. "Zowie was his only word. I think he took a nap for the rest of the day.

The media people are wondering a week before the big Primary voting day here next week in RI where all of the normal, big advertising dollars went. Duh: There are no opponents to Obama. Romney is the de facto nominee and the remaining Repub players have no money anyhow. And, even if there was a couple of GOP possibilities, there aren't enough Republicans left in RI to warrant a mass media blitz.

Note To Newspapers: Internet advertising revenue hits record $31 Billion in 2011. Vodka laced chocolate chip cookies anybody?

It didn't take very long for Romney to make up that 12 point gap, did it? It seems to say that polls probably really won't count for much til July or August.

The Question:

Advertising on line just continues to go crazy. The advent of smart phones is really kicking it up through new, dizzying heights. What business sectors are the biggest online advertisers?

The Headlines:

--Stock Markets Flat; New Unemployment Benefits Data Came In Higher Than Estimates; Rumored French Debt Downgrade; Better Than Expected B0A And MS Earnings Can't Overcome Negative News.
--India Tests Nuclear Capable Missile That Can Reach China.
--New Series Of Bombs Throughout Iraq Kills 36, Injures Several Hundred.
--Europe Rescue Plan Faltering; Cash Strapped Britain Says No More Contributions To IMF Crisis Fighting War Chest; Fund Currently Has $320 Billion..
--Norwegian Mass Murderer Says He Would Do It Again.
--OWS Movement Says It Will be Making It's Noise At 36 Shareholder Meetings This Year; First Meeting Will Be Tuesday At Wells-Fargo.
--DOD Apologizes Again For Unacceptable Actions By A few.

American Idol: Who entertained me most last night? Well, Skylar just makes me smile. And Holly was very good two times. Phillip was good, but Colton was lackluster. Elise can sing, but did she connect? Joshua is, frankly, always enjoyable, but does he have the fan base. And of course Jessica. The girl can sing and her second effort last night was maybe the best, most professional of the evening. The tough thing tonight is that two must go. Somebody very good can easily be one of them, because I believe this year's final seven is far better than last year's final two!. First, I think Elise will be one of the two to go. Skylar deserves to stay and she has the big country crowd. I think that Holly has a bigger fan base than many of the others. Based on last night, Colton should be the other one (Remember I picked Colton to win it all.). But he and Phillip have the cute boy vote. So that leaves Joshua and Jessica. It could be Joshua and Elise hitting the bricks tonight. The best talents -- Jessica, Colton, Phillip, Skylar, Joshua, Elise and Holly in that order. Although, Holly has a helluva powerful voice. This is the toughest year I have seen.

Burger King is in trouble as Wendy's has passed them by in sales. However, I always thought BK's food tasted better than both Mac And Wendy. So, I gotta believe that the dreadful mascot King with the gigantic head gyrating around the screen in stupid situations with almost implausible antics has been the problem contributing to the decline. It just had to scare away the folks. Just as American Idol voting is not always about the best singer winning, the Fast Food wars aren't about the best food drawing the customers. It's always about who seems inviting; warm and cuddly. That's where people go.

The staffers at NBC are less than happy with the presence of Chelsea, according to a number of media reports. And it isn't just the ram down your throat celebrity hiring aspects and resultant jealousies. Co-workers say she just isn't that good, and accommodations are often made just to get her through her laborious pieces and on screen. She is probably a nice, very smart woman, but like with some athletes turned announcer, it's a new world and what you accomplished elsewhere and who you know doesn't really mean much when you have to perform at a high level.

Camera phones have the power to destroy the world because brainless people push the buttons.

JC Penny ads are drawing people into the stores, but it appears what's in the aisles and on the shelves isn't holding them there...or bringing them back. This is a classic marketing misstep -- promising and not rewarding.

I'd say selling Berkshire-Hathaway stock yesterday is a bit premature, and typical of hysterical over-reactions in the country today. Buffet has "Stage One" prostate Cancer and the probably access to the best medical people and facilities in the world. However, it does raise the question of the power of B-H to succeed in the future as it has in the past without, someday, the one acknowledged guru at the helm.

I was driving to Philadelphia one day for a biz meeting in the early 60's and at one of the a Turnpike food plazas I stood behind Dick Clark and another guy with him who buying candy bars and sodas. Clark was a Philly/NYC commuter in those days too. That was at the beginnings of career, and he was still racing to keep the phenomena alive and growing. He did quite well indeed, and certainly had a lot to do with the success of many musician's careers. Personally, he wasn't that important to me, despite all of the nostalgic press you read about the fifties. Seemed like a nice guy, though.

Real Estate Deal of The Week: $87 Million, Pelican Road North, Newport Beach Cal Mansion with 17 car garage, gold leaf ceilings, horse stables and lake could be a steal at $37 Mill. Sharpen your pencils. Eat vodka laced chocolate chip cookies.

Almost Near: Epilogue.
Tommy Lambert looked to the sky, and smiled at the comfort in his words for Sam:
The world is vast, full of the beauty of God's majesty.
The caressing forests, the calming seas, the endless sky.
The creatures that roam the lands; That care for each other.
There are no creatures as beautiful and delicate as you.

Yet, always lurking neath cool waters and flowered fields,
Is the unknown; the sudden black that mars the white.
The veils of gray that block the yellow rays of the sun
The life that dries; The minds that thirst, the petals droop.

I have been your sun and I will be your warmth again.
I have been your calming seas, and I will surge for you again.
I have been your cooling pools. I will wet your thirst again.
I have been your comforting arms; you will run to them again.
Enjoy what you have; I will always be in your mind.

Tommy sat. All was perfect in his world. Samantha would return again.

The Answer:

Number one is General Merchandise advertisers. Surprisingly, at least to me is Real Estate! Number three is Automotive. After that we have Finance and Food. In just two years I expect the online numbers to be equally amazing in their dominance.

But honey, I saved $50 Million!

Well, today ended the third novel written in the Tids. I think it turned out pretty well. But, I have learned a lot since I wrote the first one "The Tie That Binds." I'm in the process of re-writing #2 "Through the Same Eyes", and it is amazing how you can make something your though was complete, much better. First you have to break out of the past, not cling to things you like, that could improve. It is a wonderful and rewarding exercise. It just is proving to me that there are enormous opportunities in this world to learn something new, even when you think you know it all. Now I have to think of another novel for the Tids. Life is never easy.

Now...if I could only solve that typo problem.

ADD Epidemic.

Today's Tids Issue 2,567

Opening Stuff:


Well, today is the last weekday in March. It was quite the March, with the kind of temperatures and sunny days people generally seek in Florida around this time. Golf courses opened, petals opened and more Republicans opened their minds to the fact that Romney may be the best candidate.

I'm expecting grave attention deficit disorder this morn among Tids readers as they dream of winning $540,000,000. March 30 is a glassy eyed world.

My faith is renewed in the American Idol voters. Keeping Holly will provide more melodic and diverse nights of entertainment. However compared to the cool professionalism of 16 year old Jessica, 17 year old Holly descends at times into that deer in the headlights uncertainty. Skylar needs to break away from her formula. According to me! -- after this week the top four men are Phillip, Colton, Joshua and Deandre. The top four women -- Elise, Jessica, Skylar and Holly.

0-Man always touted himself as the bipartisan President. Well, he has to be real happy after seeing the House yesterday vote down his Budget 414-0. It must have been really baaaad. Apparently, the Repubs attached the President budget to their own to see if the total package would gain some Dem support. Obviously the Pres plan, full of tax increases and whopping deficits, didn't even sit well with the Dems in an election year. But, that's politics.

The Question:

I buy clothes I like regardless of labels. But many people follow the designers. Who are considered the top ten "Men's" fashion designers?

The Headlines:

--Paul Ryan Endorses Romney.
--Wall Street Could Enter April On Up Swing.
--Midwest Business Barometer Drops In March.
--Consumer Spending Growth Outpacing Income Growth; Saving's Accounts Declining.
--Islamists Rising In Post Daffy Libya; Experts Consider Country A Mess.
--Scientists Say There Could Be Billions Of Planets That Can Support Life Like Earth; Heaven May be Getting Over Crowded.
--China And Apple Agree To New Work Conditions.

Jan Brewer for President.

With the scorched earth campaign effectively killing the perfectly healthy filler inappropriately named "Pink Slime", 1,500,000 additional cows will have to be killed. Wait till PETA hears that? It will also increase the cost of hamburger for those on a budget. Wait til anti poverty groups hear that? Nobody ever died. Nobody ever got sick. But ABC news got a shot at a Pulitzer. isn't that about it!

To fill the enormous amounts of news air time, the press often looks to the sensationalism like the above Tid to rationalize the mundane. Think of the poor Moms they are scaring with their unexplained reporting on the increased incidence of Autism, from 1 in 110 five years ago to 1 in 88 in a new report. They showed worried frowns on mothers wondering when this gray wave of a serious disease was going to strike their household. Yet, knowledgeable doctors report that the increase is due to two rational premises. One -- they widened the definition of Autism. Second -- They increased the screening for many population segments where before there was no screening at all. In other words there has been no scary rapid increase in this terrible affliction, disease. They are just reporting better numbers about something that has always been there. And a broader definition that is truly apples and oranges. I'm not trying to minimize the seriousness and angst of Autism, but trying to take the dear out of bland numbers.

Blatant Biased Bastions Of The Press Department.
Of course ABC (Abetting Barack's Campaign) has become notorious in its tinnily disguised Obama campaign support puffery. So last night I'm holding my stomach watching CBS. The always suspect Scott Pelley brings on Bob Schieffer to discuss the meaning of the George Bush support for Romney. Schieffer immediately switches the subject by saying I'm not sure what Bush for Romney means, but here's an endorsement that probably isn't good for Mitt Romney. Then he proceeds to show a one minute video of National Plagiarist Laureate Joe Biden bashing Mitt, a clear piece of Obama presidential advertising. These guys are criminal. Why do we have protection of the press any more, anyhow?

A reader sends this note: "A friend of mine just started a new business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing well. he says prophets are going through the roof."

I see where there is a federal law against bothering Canada Geese during "nesting season". What better time to reduce this menace to golf shoes.

Since the beginning of time, health care has been an irrational entity for two basic reasons; 1. People use it with no sense of personal responsibility for the costs. 2. Bottomless pockets of gold always produces runaway spending.

Reading between the Lines Movie reviews:
--The best film of the week is Salmon Fishing In Yemen. This is a wonderful romantic comedy, a pleasant film about a wealthy Yemen Sheikh who wants to bring Scottish fly fishing to the dessert. A great cast has Ewan McGregor as the Scottish trout expert, Emily Blount as the Sheikh's PR person in charge of the idea and Amr Waked as the Sheikh and Kristen Scott Thomas great as a journalist. I don't think you can go wrong with this one.
--Mirror, Mirror is a real live person version of Snow White. Kind of silly.
--The Titans is an adventure film sequel with zillions of special effects. If you want action, you won't be disappointed.

Note to Almost Near lovers: Next week is grand finale week. This afternoon I'm reading part of the ending to a group of writers. Hopefully I won't be battered and bruised too much. You will love next week.

The Answer:

Giorgio Armani tops the list. He is followed by Hugo Boss, Gucci, Prada, Michael Bastian, Dolce & Gabbana, Burberry, Ralpf Loren, Tom Ford and Calvin Klein. Interestingly, the guy advising American Idols on dress, Tommy Hilfiger, is 28th. What's the matter, couldn't they get Nike!

While people across America await their $540 Mil, we learn that the largest gambling operation in the world, the Foxwoods Indian casino, is $2 Billion in the red. The 540 Tribal members who had been receiving $100, 000 per year are now receiving nothing. Money from the casino operations is funding food banks and training for outside jobs. As more states approve casino gambling to fund their mismanagement and over spending it is becoming obvious that there are just so many dollar around. Gambling is not the panacea.

Oil the mitts; Tape the bats.

Today's Tids Issue 2,566
Opening Stuff:

Let's hear it for accountants! Say something nice to your number's guy or gal today. Today, as these brave, lonely warriors in the battle against taxation excess enter the final two weeks of the annual season where only the strongest survive. Tighten those green eye shades; Sharpen those pencils. America needs you.

Everybody here on Acquidneck Island are quite pleased to see the expansion of Sears. That sounds like it might have been written in the 1930's doesn't it? But it's true, the small Sears service store expanded to Sears "Hometown" Store, and now carries stuff people need without being a land gobbling big box. It's a local small business owned and operated by a local trusted guy Joseph Kilty. Prices are good and the selection is about as good as you need. Developers like coming in over here and stuffing giant stores on what was once beautiful farm land. And the fact is, for the most part we don't need them. But that's what developers do, they build -- whether we need it or not. That's why it's nice to see a local guy do something sane.

Smoky the Bear was happy to watch the sheep douse the flames. Only ewe can prevent forest fires.

The Question:

Vangelis write a lot of mesmerizing music. Name four of his most famous scores for the movies. What is his connection to Steve Jobs?

The Headlines:

--Market Falls For Third day After Jobless Claims Fail To Meet Expectations.
--While Wallowing In the Morass of Daily News Americans Take Heart Knowing That Baseball Season Opens One week.
--Best Buy To Close 50 Stores; Erase 400 corporate Jobs.
--Marc Rubio Endorses Romney.
--Banjo Genius Earl Scruggs Dies At 88.
--Bombings Continue In Middle East.
--Tweeter Irresponsibility Overwhelms Texas Grandmother; Mindless Bieber Tweet Demonstrates Annoyance Factor Associated With Excessive Tweeting; Idiot.

American Idol: First, last night was just one great, entertaining night. And Stevie Nix was excellent, putting more into the mentoring job than most I've seen. Elise was fantastic as was Phillip, Jessica and, yes, DeAndrea. The judges loved Joshua and Heejun. I thought they were fair. The judges gave Holly a hard time, but I really enjoyed her. Colton opened and was good, but later I felt he paled in comparison to the others. Colton is still my fave for all the way. Skylar always makes me smile, but her song choices are becoming repetitious. The big question is on this night where everybody was very good, who gets the axe. I'm putting Deandre, Heejun and Holly in the bottom three. I think Heejun should go, but it could very well be Holly. Can you say Pia? When it's close the women always go. My last remaining five should be Colton, Phillip, Jessica, Elise and Joshua. How great is Jessica?

Did you hear about the Congressional junket that came back from Las Vegas disappointed? They learned that "The house always wins" didn't mean them.

I don't read any story that has "diversity" in the headline. It's sad, because so many of these "diversity" stories are pretty innocuous and often just relate scenes of groups of people having fun. Nothing about the diversity BS at all. And, I like to read about people having fun.

I never had a Portuguese meal I didn't like.

Mike Huckabee has quietly assumed the role of reasonable statesman in the Republican party. And, most GOP'ers listen to him.

Seriously, I read all of the so-called news every day, and have trouble finding real headlines of new significance.

The tee-shirts read, "Hoodies don't mean we're a criminal". Yeah but, they certainly don 't do much for the attractiveness of the population. Take super coach Bill Belichick for example. Is there a more slovenly looking coach on the sidelines than this hooded genius?

In case you didn't notice, the ObamaCare advocates have been releasing little heart pulling health care anecdotes to the nightly news broadcasts who gobble them up without thinking of the big picture. It's sad to see how far our protectors have fallen.

Almost near: Chapter 65 continues. --"Audrey, Audrey...Tucker was in my room and he is going after Rebecca. I've been shot." Samantha grimaced.
"Hold on I'm coming"
"No, no. call Sparrow. Tommy...Tucker is running to the Holiday Inn across the street. I can see him now from this window. That must be where he has Rebecca."
Sheila was still sobbing, now rubbing her mom's back. "Are you Ok Mom, You are going to be all right?. We didn't mean to bring Tucker here. He said you wanted him to. He was nice mom. Who is he?"
Sam turned and hugged sheila. She felt her own tears running down her cheek, partly from the sharp pain in her thigh, part becasue of the trauma of her daughter. A kid who has seen too much bad in her life. "Just relax Sheil, it's going to be fine." Samantha's eyes started to close.
Shes sensed the presence of someone, she shook awake thinking that Tucker had returned. her eyes lit up when she saw it was Audrey and a guy who seemed to be taking stuff out of a small suitcase. "Where's Rebecca?"
"Don't worry, Sparrow has already had the Holiday inn put an electronic block on that room. He is running as fast as he can to find Tucker." Samantha smiled and drifted back into her dream.

The Answer:

Of course "Chariots of Fire" vaulted this Greek rock band guy (The Forminix, Aphrodite's Child) onto the world stage. His other big movie scores were Blade Runner, 1492, Conquest of Paradise and Alexander. He wrote operatic type pieces, "Opera Sauvage", and scores for documentaries, the beautiful "Antarctica". Steve Jobs chose Chariots of Fire to launch his first Macintosh computer!

Maybe Chariots of Fire should be the theme of the Republican campaign this year. But, then, 0-man would bash them for not buying American. The world is weird, and it was Wednesday yesterday.

In case you haven't noticed, the novel Almost Near is coming to a thrilling conclusion. Anybody have any ideas for the next one. 

Anything is possible, and it ain't always good.

Today's Tids Issue #2,556
Opening Stuff:


Do you get the feeling gold owners are selling off to buy Apple -- the new world currency?

How interesting is the parallel between Goldman Sachs customers who say they don't care about morals as long as they make money, and Rhianna who says she partnered with Chris Brown, the guy who beat her to a pulp, because it will be good for the sales of her new album? Am I still on the same planet?

Close the bridges! Nancy Pelosi is trying to get on our Island.

The Question:
We are long past the era of great comedy teams. name five.

The Headlines:

--Tornado Rip Through Michigan.
--Global Mood On Financial Ills Improving.
--Netanyahu Makes Argument To Defy US Calls For Restraint Against Strike On Iran; Says Israel Can Go It Alone.
--Karsai Lashes Out At US Over Recent Killings; Says US Is Not Cooperating.
--North Korea Announces Plans To Launch Long Range Rocket.
--PIMCO's Bill Gross Believes Possibility For QR3 And QE4; World Private Economies Too Weak To Support Robust Growth; Bond Markets Uneasy.
--People With Nothing to do Line Up for "New" IPad.
--Santorum Would Ban Hard Core Pornography.
--Mysterious Honeybee Deaths Linked To Corn Insecticide.

Last night, what many think about American Idol's demographics was clearly reinforced when 3 women were in the bottom three. Heejun, the so-called comedian and dreary singer, who just about everybody put on the bottom of the post Wednesday night list, didn't make the bottom. Frankly, for the most part, the woman this year are much stronger and generally more entertaining. But,,we will have to succumb to the whims and dreamy eyes of teen girls who just love the guys. Can you say Sanjaya Malakar?

Of course, the good news is that RI's Erika made the top 10. Interestingly, while grabbing a quick bite last night couple came in and sat next to us. The woman asked if they would turn on American Idol. I asked if she was rooting for Erika. She said Erika was her best friend, and that she and her man often sang together with her in plays. She said, she used to get inside tips form Van Pelt, but now rules strictly forbid loose lips.

Greg Smith is sleeping with Sandra Fluke.

Our electric company just announced a 5.6% rate increase due to the increased costs resulting form renewable energy certificates. The company says this is just the beginning, It is expected, they say, that speculators will be jumping into trade these certificates, pushing up electricity costs way past where it has been for a century. It looks as though tis is another attempt to force up the cost of standard energy to justify the high expense for the more inefficient alternative energy. Alternative energy is an decent idea, but not necessarily a sensible one.

The best new food thrill in town is "Risotto Thursday Nights" at 180 on Broadway!

At least, I would have expected the "New" IPad to add "Flash". Pixels! Ho-Hum.


Back in the fifties Jerry Lewis made everybody laugh with his clean, wholesome stupidity. Today's kids are getting crass, degenerate stupidity.

Last week I wrote that Iran is following the North Korea game plan. That is, agree to anything to buy time. So what do you read this morning after the most recent US/NK agreement, a mere two weeks old? NK is testing long range rockets.

I think labeling beef fillers as "Pink Slime" is an injustice to something that may be perfectly ok.

Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--21 Jump Street is about two guys Schmidt and Jenko who are ready to leave adolescence and become adults on the police force. Because of their youthful looks, they are asked to go undercover investigate a violent and dangerous High School drug ring. They quickly learn that their greatest anxiety and terror come from being a teenager again. This will do well at the box office.

Almost Near: Chapter 65 Continues. --"We'll hear from Tucker." Audrey was giving Samantha a pep talk. But, she was starting to believe that her new friend Sam was emerging from that cocoon which had hidden her from the world for many years. She could see a fire in the eyes. Maybe it was just because of the nature of any mother to develop a sense of controlled violence when children are in danger. But, something seemed deeper than that. They stopped before Audrey's room. Audrey actually turned and gave Sam a huge hug. "Spruce up, and we'll get a bite to eat when Sparrow arrives. I'm just a couple of doors away."
"Thanks Audrey. You have given me a lot in a short time. I feel things entering my mind which have been missing for a long time. And some of it makes me cringe. But," she looked into Audrey's eyes, "Some how now I feel like I want to face it rather than run away." She smiled at Audrey, and inserted her key.
She quickly entered the room, and immediately bolted the door. I haven't overcome all my fears, she thought.
"Surprise Mommy!" Samantha shrank back to the door. Sheila ran smack into her stomach with a big hug. She looked over and saw Tucker, Calm. Smiling.
"Welcome home, Sam."

The Answer:

Several come to mind immediately -- Abbott and Costello, Laural and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Rowan and Martin. George and Gracie, Elaine May and Mike Nichols, Stiller and Meara, Marx Brothers, Pryor and Wilder, Belushi and Achroyd and Obama and Biden.

We live in a surprise a minute world. That's why so many people seem inert.

Have a great weekend, and love the Irish tomorrow and the Italians Monday.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda.

Today's Tids Issue 2,555
Opening Stuff:

You think you have heard it all, and then you read that the NCAAP and several other activist groups are running to the United Nations to file a human rights complaint against US states enacting Voter ID Laws. Let me repeat that, the United Nations. The Democrats are willing to cede US Sovereignty to the Russians, Iranians and other assorted sham democracies to preserve the opportunities for fraud in US voting. Putin and Ahmadinejad would love no voter ID. The NCAAP is hoping the UN will exert pressure on states by shaming them! This is true folks. And it isn't a pretty picture.

Too often people look back and rue the decisions they didn't make instead of putting all of that energy into moving positively into the future.

The Question:

A new list of the healthiest "Fast Food" breakfasts has just been issued. What do you think they are?

The Headlines:

--Markets Open Higher On Better Unemployment News And Favorable Manufacturing Data.
--Swiss Bus Crash Kills 28 mainly 12 Year Old Kids On Ski Trip; 24 Injured.
--Ron Paul May Deal With Romney.
--Gingrich Takes Shots At Media And Own Party For Not Understanding His Big Ideas; Says He Is Only Candidate Left Still Focusing On Ideas And Solutions.
--US Sneaks Alleged Killer Soldier Out Of Country; Afghans Angry.
--Clooney Heads List Of Super Wealthy "O" Donors Invited To Biggest Barak Bash Of Presidency; Money Grabbing Feast Intended To Honor Britain's Cameron.

American Idol: The music didn't send me last night, but even with less than entertaining tunes (To me), Skylar, Colton and Phillip still proved to be formidable competitors for the title. Jessica Sanchez and now Joshua also look to be in that upper echelon list. I liked Erika's song but she didn't move me. She has a great, strong voice but her performances come off as just adeqauate. She and Elise are the elderly twosome, and somehow age works against you with what appears to be a female, younger demographic. Shannon has a strong voice, but seems robotic. I think Deandre has talent but his performances seem weak. I fell asleep during Heejun Han's effort. Holly has a terrific voice,and I liked her song and her, but I didn't think she was as tremendous as the judges thought. Interesting that the judges said Jessica should do more ballads. Last year they told Pia she was doing too many ballads. The bottom four are Heejun, Deandre, Shannon and Erika. Heejun should go, but the demographics may save him.

You probably have read about that ex-Goldman Exec who in a Wall Street Journal Op Ed piece yesterday said that GS was "losing its moral fiber". The company "Is part of our Rip-Off culture" and has to "weed out morally bankrupt people", he continued. The real sad part of the issue may be found in the results of a fast, informal survey of GS customers after the statement. The general consensus seemed to be, "As long as they're making me money, I don't care about morals." Nice, just plain freaking great!

Think of all the wasted ink and paper "Green" loving celebs could save if they could keep their egos and missteps out of the news. Unfortunately one of the biggest industries replacing manufacturing in the country is gossip.

Last night I watched Bucknell, who lost to Lehigh in the Patriot League Championship, thrash number one seed Arizona in an NIT matchup. So, I'm revising my selection for the Lehigh-Duke contest Friday night. Lehigh by 7.

Unfortunately, too many voter constituencies in America think the solution to the country's problems is "Give me more money."

To tell you the truth, I'm just biding time getting ready for bagpipes Saturday. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Almost Near: Chapter 65 continues. --Tucker and Sheila had entered the employee entrance of the Hampton Inn. Tucker was waring a hat that covered his face, and Sheila was actually looking quite happy anticipating seeing Mom. They looked like a normal dad and daughter out for a walk.
"How about we surprise Mom?" Sheila's eyes lit up. She nodded wildly. "Ok, you go down to that desk over there, and tell them your mom forgot to give you a key to her room. Say, I'm Sheila Quimpierre, and my my mom is Samantha Wilcox."
"You sure?"
"Absolutely." he stuck a positive thumb. She turned towards the lobby. After a few steps, she turned and looked for confidence. She saw Tucker standing there, smiling."
He watched her stand waiting for someone to notice her. She looked back and Tucker motioned his hand to say something. Finally he saw her lips moving. The clerk smiled and then looked around the lobby. Tucker didn't think it appeared he was looking for anything in particular. Like police. The clerk then looked down and started typing. After a few minutes, he looked up and handed Sheila a card key. "Thank you, thank you, thank you." Tucker felt his heart beating a little faster as she ran towards the elevators.

The Answer:

Actually a list of healthiest fast food breakfasts is a tool I use to determine which foods to avoid. If it doesn't contain sausage, count me out. Anyhow, here they are: Starbucks "Protein Plate", Subway "Western Egg White and Cheese Muffin Melt", Au Bon Pain "Large Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal", Jamba Juice "12oz Mango Peach Topper", McDonald's "Scrambled Eggs + English Muffin", Jack-in-the-Box "Breakfast Jack" and Burger King "3-Piece French Toast Sticks".

Attention spans are just too damn short.

There's lots going on in the sports world this week, but when it's not going on in your world, nothing is really seems to be happening.

What Solar storm.

Today's Tids (#2,549)
Written 3/8
Opening Stuff:



For a pedestrian electronics guy like me, the big news about the just announced "New" Hi Rez IPad is that you can now buy IPad 2 for $399.

There's more to Rhode Island than an out of control public employee pension plan Department:
Why would anybody move to Rhode Island? To win PowerBall, that's why! So, to make it easy for everybody to have a good chance of attaining instant wealth, I'm starting a new Web Site: http://www.sendmeyourmoneyandi'llbuyapowerballticketfor10%ofthepot.com. Oh yeah, RI is also filled with beauty, surrounded by a magnificent ocean, is loaded with history and has some of the nicest people you will ever meet.

If somebody said to me, "Quick, who is your all time favorite athlete," I could easily answer Roger Staubach. If I thought about it for a moment I'd add Carl Yaztremski, Bob Cousey, Ben Hogan and of course Bobby Orr. If I reached down a bit I'd go to Pee Wee Reese, Dom DiMaggio and Carl Furillo. And I'm probably forgetting 2-3,000 other faves.

The Question:

Peyton Manning is identified with the Indianapolis Colts, but it appears his career will end elsewhere. Three other greats -- Johnny Unitas, Joe Namath and Joe Montana -- were and are identified with their original teams. Name the teams and where did each of these Hall-of-Famers end their career?

The Headlines:

--The Effects Of Solar Storm Miss Earth.
--Congress Wrestling With Syria Dilemma.
--Wall Street Brighter As Greek Swap Takes Shape.
--Kofi Anna Rejects UN Intervention; He Says, "More Force Could Make Things Worse."
--Household Debt Rises For First Time In 3 1/2 Years.
--Israel Seeking Arms from US.

American Idol: I am definitely being entertained this year. First -- This Jessica Sanchez is an amazingly mature singer with a great voice that is expressive and shows humor and humanity. Before looking for the winners and losers, thee are several singers who bring something different to the show and should be kept just for entertainment value. Phillips, Skyklar, Erika, Colton and d'Andrea are a handful that come to mind. There are other good singers, but these bring more than a good voice, the extra something that makes a show like this more interesting. Last night, I had trouble seeing all of the negativity expressed by the judges about Shannon. I thought Elise and missed it, and Jimmy Rosado gives me nothing. My favorite performances were Colton Dixon and EVP. I like Skylar too. I thought Phillips was fun, but couldn't really hear his voice. My guess is that the bottom three will be unfortunately Shannon (I think she can grow), Elise and Rosado. My early guess to win it all -- Colton Dixon.

Some world leaders are saying about Iran, "Actions speak louder than there words." That's exactly the same way I feel about President Obama.

This Iran thing is a conundrum if there ever was one. Satellites have just observed Iran cleaning up nuke experimental evidence just as they saying for the benefit of the US and others, "Let's talk". Other sources say they have recently tested a nuclear trigger. There is word among those who know that China is delivering missiles to Iran which could carry war heads to the US Mainland in 3 years or less.The Prez wants talk, and the Israelis are fearful for their very existence. Panetta wants to talk to the UN and congress is saying, "What about us?".

We have to stop with all of these memorials around the National Mall. There's a lot of discussion now about an Eisenhower 4 football field large memorial. I mean I like Ike. Who didn't. But you have to stop with these precedents, or some day we'll be forced to add Clinton and Obama.

After enjoying the best efforts of a decent restaurant, I find that upon coming home, the handful of Ruffle's potato chips is just as tasteful and satisfying. I guess I'm not much of a gourmet. Actually it's a lot cheaper not to be a gourmet.

The Lie of the Week Department:
On the Indianapolis podium yesterday, the day before the Colts would have to pay Peyton Manning $28,000,000, owner Irsay said "It isn't about the money.". Meanwhile Manning all class stood and thanked the fans.

Almost Near: Chapter 64 continues. --Tucker had ordered a couple of on-demand movies for the kids who were no in the bakc bedroom of the suite laughing and kidding each other, nervously in anticipation of seeing mom. "Everything Ok in there!". Tucker yelled from his perch at the front room window opposite Samantha's Hotel.
Within a half hour, he saw what appeared to be an unmarked police car, pull under the portico at the other hotel He sharpened his eyes. The driver door opened and that Detective Sparrow jumped and went to open the curb side rear door. "My, my", Tucker said to himself, "Look what we have here. Two for the price of one!" He watched Audrey get out and look around the area. Her eyes seemed to look into his as she made the 360 degree scan." She's a smart one he thought. I should have taken care of her when I saw her last week. I guess I'm getting soft. "I'm sorry Audrey, I really liked you. But you should know it's all about Samantha. You always called her my girlfriend."
"Can we go out to eat tonight? Who you talkin' to in here anyway." The girl looked around the room. Tucker looked around at s Sheila, and then bakc down at the hotel entrance. Samantha had gone in but Audrey and the detective were talking. This kids knew Audrey. "Why sure my firned. He quickly moved toward sthe girl and ushered her into the room. "So where do you guys want to eat."
"When are we going to see our mother?" Rebecca stared at Tucker with Rudy's eyes.

The Answer:

Unitas, Namath and Montana will always be known as the QB's for Baltimore Colts, NY Jets and SF Forty Niners, and not where they finished, San Diego Chargers, LA rams and KC Chiefs.

The solar storm missed the Earth but seems to be residing in my mind, That's why the Tids are so late. Man it's weird in here. Ooooooo-weeeeee-oooooo.

Stifle it America.

Today's Tids Issue 2,533
Opening Stuff:

I hear that the various snooper agencies of the USA are asking for software that would allow them to monitor all Americans using Social Networks, and more. Isn't this analogous to wiretapping without court orders. Isn't that an egregious act against the privacy of Americans. Or, don't citizens count anymore.

The White House strategy to minimize their obvious strategic error in attacking the Freedom of Religion amendment is something like "Wouldn't it be better for the country if the roar over this incident were to simmer down." In other words, you're only allowed to protest of it meets with our agenda. But, this country needs to keep the noise at high levels on this one. And against anything that is evidence of even the slightest intrusion of a Government breaking down, ot attempting to break down, the inalienable rights of Americans. And you know for sure, one fact: The media won't jump in, even though they treasure Freedom of The Press as their own religion. As long as their god is safe, the rest don't seem to matter. More than ever Americans need to unite to assure that America will be what it has been for over two centuries.

The betting in New England is about how long it will take the Boston Red Sox players to revolt against new Manager Bobby Valentine.

The Question:

Name five movies that starred Rene Russo. Hmm, that's a weird kid of question.

The Headlines:

--Gas Prices Ratcheting Up Inflation Worries.
--NY Times Correspondent Killed In Syria; US Immigration Agent Murdered In LA Office Building.
--Chinese Official To Visit Syria In Show Of Support For Assad,
--Italian Police Seize $6 Trillion In Fake US treasury Bonds; Seized Bonds Equal 1/3 Of National Debt.
--Dutch Prince In critical Condition After Avalanceh Accident In Alps.
--0-Man Haul In $29 Mil In Jan.
--Nearly 1000 Turn Out At Cranston ROI School Board Meeting On Appealing School Prayer Decision; Throng Sings "God Bless America."

I'm enjoying American Idol, maybe because of the good nature of the judges who seem to enjoy judging with each other instead of staged bickering and imagined rivalries. I just think it is better for a society to see poeple working together for a suppose instead of going for ratings based on anger and hostility, real or imagined. Sound like a formula for a better Government.

It's too early for me to start picking favorites on AI, though. I see some talent and I expect it will be good entertainment when the season really begins. But so far, nobody rocks me. Although, I'm rooting for the Rhode Island wedding singer. So I'm a hometown yahoo. Shoot me.

The Repubs are going to have a problem arguing about the apparent success of GM. No matter how logical their arguments maybe, there is now a perception out there that Big Gov's involvement in private biz is good for helping put money in an average Joe's pocket. Of course, I look at the GM profit performance (They still owe Us $48 Billion) as a bad precedent for the future. The company made money because the Unions came back to earth. The unions were one of the main problems with GM (In addition to mediocre designs and some arrogant management), and a bankruptcy and recovery would have accomplished the same. And preserved the integrity of the free enterprise system that should survive or fail on decisions they make that the should enjoy the success or suffer the damages of a risk and reward system. The government is intent on rewarding bad behavior, especially where unions are the biggest part of the problems.

Did you see where somebody ordered a mega sized coffee at Starbucks that cost $23.60! First of all, it comes in a 31oz cup called a "Trenta", a cup bigger than the stomach; a cup so large an elephant couldn't finish it. The drink started with a Java Chip Frappachino, and then the Texas College student added 16 shots of espresso, soy milk, caramel, scoops of banana and strawberry puree, a few vanilla beans, matcha powder, protein powder and a carmel and mocha drizzle. This is coffee? Sounds absolutely dreadful to me. This was actually a one time event for this kid. But coffee order out can be a big hit on small budgets. It costs me about $150 a year for coffee. A daily single visit to Starbucks or other elitist premium joint coffee could cost at a minimum $1300-1500/year. You could buy a couple of IPads a good smart phone for that!

I could handle Paul Ryan as President.

Obama is complaining that the thing he hates most about politics is that his family is dragged into he conversation. Didn't they just announce Michelle's campaign schedule? Haven't we seen her appearing constantly on TV, everything from Late Night comedians to ICarly? Is this the most disingenuous President of all time or not.

Barny Frank's old district runs for the outskirts of Boston to the outskirts of Providence RI. So we around here were happy with his resignation since he was on our TV as much as in Boston. But, it isn't working out so well. We are possibly getting another Kennedy. Yup, a grandson of Bobby. Camelot returns. With all of the 30-50 year old memories of their heyday, memories of everything about the clan except Teddy's drive off a bridge. Maybe his dad can get Hugo Chavez to endorse him.

Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews.
--This means War is a story of two of the CIA's crack agents, best friends and how they handle their both falling in love with the same woman. They use all of their highly tuned fighting skills and Tech gadgetry to fight their biggest enemy -- each other.
--In Bullhead a cattle farmer often pumped up on steroids initiates a shady deal with a mafia meat trader. Things go awry when a federal agent is killed, and an old girlfriend resurfaces. He fights to confront his demons and the far reaching consequences of his decisions. Not bad.

Almost Near: Tucker and the girls have become great friends in just a few short hours. He had the kind of pleasant, nonthreatening charm, and the girls were probably starving for a friend. Especially this man who knew their Mom. They missed their mom. The more they talked and he reminded them of her, the more their desire to see her grew.
"Hey, you guys look great in those clothes. Your mom is going to love them!"
"Are you sure?" asked Sheila. "Are you sure you know where she is?"
"Am I sure?...I could take you their," he looked at his wathc, "In 4 hours."
Rebecca looked at the two of them. "Florence will want us home."
"Don't worry about Florence, She knows where we are and what we are doing. She really wants you to see your Mom. She likes your mom too."
"But, still." Rebecca caught the eyes of a couple of passing Teen boys. "Her face had reddened a little as she turned back. "But, ya know, we just can't leave."
"I'll tell you what. You guys go inot the dressing room and change, and by the time your back I'll have called Florence and I'll tell you what she said. The girls trundled off, and he pulled out his cell phone and punched in a couple of numbers. He waved and smiled as they turned back before entering the changing area. When they disappeared, he slipped the phone back into his pocket.

The Answer:

Rene was active when she was hot. Of her 23 movies, I rememeber her mostr for Tin Cup, Get Shorty, Ransom, Major League, Two for the Money and the Thomas Cr0wn Affair

It feels like spring, No winter's zing. So do your thing, A weekend fling, May blue birds sing, And good times bring.

Does anybody remember America the free?

Today's Tids Issue 2,528
Opening Stuff:

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals continues to make the California voter irrelevant.

The Dems in Congress are blatantly trying to turn Obama's assault on Freedom of Religion into a Republicans Hate Women's health rights thing. But they are doing a disservice to the very essence of the US Constitution. Many Liberals and their favorite news observers like Chris Matthews and LL Dione, are quite aware that the Prez and his advisers missed this one Big time! It is Constitution 101, and any one with a non-politically biased brain knows it. While the assault appears to be against Catholics, all religions are jumping behind them knowing that it is without question Government against religion...and a very dangerous precedent. You know the Libs see the truth behind the religious resistance when Malinda Henneberger, a writer for the Washington Post, could only say as a solution: "Maybe the Founders were wrong to guarantee free exercise of religion in the First Amendment, but that's what they did and I don't think we have to choose here."

Hey, maybe we should just give the Constitution to the 9th Circuit court and let them redo it.

Last year's NCAA Basketball champion UConn is on a disastrous slide to nowhere. Maybe it's because new UConn Prez Susan Herbst is looking at the players scholastic report cards on a weekly basis! Proving once again that learning and playing basketball for many is like oil and water.

The Question: 
1. Name five Mia Farrow movies. Bonus: Which two Presidents had known affairs with the two youngest interns?

The Headlines:

--Greece Has Reached Tentative Agreement On Austerity Cuts Demanded By Creditors.
--Obama To Start Today The Process Of Dismantling "No Child Left behind".
--US Video Game Player Population Increases To 135 Million.
--Pepsico To Slash 8,500 Jobs.
--Unemployment Apps Drop To 4 Year Low.
--UN Condemns Syria Government;s Brutal Bombing Of Homs.
--Santorum Raising Money; Looks to Knock Our Newt As Main Romney Competitor; Move From Economic To Cultural Scrum Favors Santorum/Gingrich.
--Restrictions On Women In Combat Eased.

I watched American Idol last night and it was torture. Maybe it's because, to this untrained ear, all of the a cappella offerings sounded eerily the same even if the songs were different. And even when the song title was familiar, the melody wasn't. Over half of the "Hollywood!" winners are gone now. So it will get serious and maybe more enjoyable soon. names you will be hearing appear to be Hejan Han, Johnny Keyser, Phillip Phillips, Creighton Fraker, Aaron Marcellus, David Leathers and funnyman comic Reed Grimm. On the female side some early faves seem to be sob story Jessica Phillips, purple hair Angie Zeiderman and then some Fix news blonds Hallie Day, Brittany Kerr, Baylie Brown, Shannon Magrane and Lauren Gray. The other gals were Elise Testone and Erika Van Pelt.

Also on TV last night was the return of the 1950's Edward R. Murrow show "Person to Person". My immediate thought was that some time around August we'll be visiting the Obama's in the White House. God help us.

Further investigation into the creation of the "Halftime in America" ad for Chrysler, reveals that the artists and writers were pro Obama with creative alliances with his

Tom Rush has been described as the only man allowed to sing Joanie Mitchell songs. I don't know what that means either.

TV came to a halt last night as an "Amber Alert" about a missing 13 year old girl popped up on the screen. With in an hour the girl -- who had been missing for over a day and who's parents received texts, "I'm tied up and will be killed -- was found with two teen boys at the Providence mall. It was nice to see how well Amber Alert works. It was sad to see yet again irresponsible teens in action.

Almost Near: Chapter 60 continues. --Audrey blurted, "Jeez, Tucker knows where they are. He was with me. He told me when we left Florence that he felt as if they were his. I just brushed it off at the time. After all he was a nice guy, and often said things that seemed surreal. I always chalked up is pleasant insanity as that of an author. What do you think about Tucker, anyhow? It seems he has been running back and forth between the two of us. He's making me edgy now."
"I felt that Tucker was my savior. He was always nice to me when I was lost. His words always pulled me out of things that were hard in my life. When I first met him in Lobster Cove it was better than perfect. And then things became strange. I thought it was all me. my fault. But now that I know so much more, I'm not so sure anymore. When I learned that he had ran his car intentionally into Dante, everything obviously changed, But, even before that something about him was bothering me. I started to close up myself in his presence. Maybe it's what I buried in my past. Maybe he has kept everything hidden from me."
"Stay right where you are Sam. I'm calling Florence.

The Answer:

1. Mia Farrow's first big role was in Rosemary's Baby, but she gained early stardom with her brief marriage to Frank Sinatra and as Allison MacKenzie in Peyton Place. After Rosemary, her next big role was as Mattie in True Grit. Other films included Secret Ceremony, John and Mary, See No Evil, The Great Gatsby and A Wedding. Then she became Woody Allen's girl in Broadway Danny Rose, Purple Rose of Cairo, Hannah and Her Sisters, Radio days and Alice. Bonus: There are rumors floating around that Clinton is upset at losing out in the young intern race to his boyhood hero again. Kennedy 19 years old; Clinton 21 years old.

I got up this morning expecting to write something uplifting and ethereal to start the Tids in a happy frame of mind. Sunshine for all. But, I just got buried by irrational insanity and couldn't stop myself from condemning the slippery agendas undermining the greatness of our free, self determination country. The lefties made me do it.

A Florida court sets athiest holiday: In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."