Today's Tids Issue 6,087
Not another Dad Joke:
I hope you are all ready. I hope you have appointments with trusted analysts ready to go at a moment’s depression. Because over the weekend we begin the steady march to the dark nights of Winter. Just when you thought you were having fun, reality sets in.
What is the reality of the “Peace” plan. To Israel it meant bombing Lebanon, and to Hezbollah it meant sneaky incursions. To many US leaders it means how does it affect my ability to be elected in November. For the Iranian people it means we may see our money again. But what I see now is that there is a lot of hedging going on. Whoops. Talks between US and Iran in Switzerland just were called off.
The big rumor floating around is that the Swift-Kelce weddings will be in Madison Square Garden. How unromantic, Will they have a half court shooting contest while waiting for the bride to show? Instead of rice, guests could use wadded up gum form under seats to tos over the Happy Couple Why didn't the have it in the fighting cage on the White House lawn.
You can't make up the stuff your read these days,
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
The Question:
Who was Sonora Smart Dodd>
The Headlines:
--Juneteenth Closes Wall Street ; Analysts Expect Mortgage Rates to Stay Above 6% for a While.
--Iran and US Call Off Talks After Israel Bombing in Lebanon; Israel and Lebanon Agree on Cease Fire Deal After Talks Cease..
--Italy ForeignMinister Antonio Tajani Cancels Trip for US Meeting with Trump after Prez Absurd Insults to PM Giorgia Meloni.
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The next phase of stock buying and selling should be based on reality. Spike inducing effects like AI and other sensationalism events will temper and the strong profitability performances and steady handling of the Fed could be dominant factors going forward.
Did you hear there is a coin shortage in America? We're running out of common cents.
The recent budget go-around here in RI proves once again that the unions are more in charge than ever before. And it doesn’t look like the stifling effect of labor will change in the near future. That means RI could flounder forever -- a third world country with beaches.
The internet has a way of creating pop fads that are unimaginable to this aging mind.
Three ex Presidents showed up in Chicago for the opening of Obama's Presidentital Museum. If you listened to his speech, it is one that sets the tone from which the democrats will build their case against the return of a Repub congress. Like Barak or not, he is a very good orator and his words will play well with the independents, the key group in the next election.
The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.
Across this country
In all time zones,
People are clamoring
To keep up with the Jones.
They rush to long lines
After reading their phones.
Speaking of digital strangulation, the US Open is on Peacock. Help! My comfort zones are being swallowed by progress.
MSNBC execs, (now MSNOW) probably cringed after thinking it a good idea to interview Tom Hanks at the Obama event. Hanks said, “I don't kwow why your 800 listeners would want to hear something form me. When the interviewer reacted, Hanks said, “Ok, add another Zero,” Whoops.
On the rare occasions that I wear a shirt with logo, I send an invoice to the shirt makers to pay ne for advertising their brand, walking billboards are effective. Marketers have convinced people that giving the companies free advertising is a status symbol.
The Conservative far Right PM of Italy doesn't understand why Trump insults his allies and seems far more accommodating to leaders of the free world's enemies. Meloni got in trouble with Trump after she defended Pope Leo. Trump responded as expected. No Donald, people with principles don't give them up.
The Answer:
Sonora is the woman who founded Father’s Day in 1909. The first celebration occurred in 1910. She did it to honor here widowed Father who raised her and five siblings.
Hey, I almost forgot, Sunday is Father's Day. What's so special, everyday is like father's day for me. Maybe I should end with POP goes the weasel.
Have a a f great Dad’s Day and hoping Dad’s smiles make it a great weekend for E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!!
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