Today's Tids Issue
4071
For Optimism:
Aah
March! Where predictions of spring often turn muddy. But the
Irish and Italians will not be deterred as they march on their favorite saint’s
days; green beers flows and zeppolas delight; be it bitter cold, or dazzling
sun. Basketball crazies bow to their gods, and offices lose 50% of employee’s
attention. The crack of the bats get closer, and northerners begin dreams of
golf. March, the interim Month, that promises a lot, and actually sometimes delvers.
March
is
called the Tids month – too windy!
If
you think President Trump has been hounded by the press during
his first year, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Wait until the six months leading up
to the midterm elections.
I
am always hoping that the mad, mad world will come to its
senses. That the sky will open up and a tranquil light of rationality will
infect the minds of all. That’s what I hope. But, it needs work.
The
Question:
What is the most often misspelled word? Bonus: When do you think Rio de Janiero
was founded?
The Headlines:
--World Markets Considerably Lower Following Yesterday’s
US Stock Collapse.
--Nor’easter Expected To Devour New England Friday To
Saturday.
--Gun Control Battle Causing Agita Among Execs In Corner
Offices; Wal-Mart Raises Gun Purchase Age.
--SEC Launches Probe Into Cryptocurrency.
--New Poll Has California Dead Last In Quality Of
Life.
--Twitter Nation Blasts Actor Chris Pratt For
Suggesting We Pray For Director Kevin Smith.
I’m
getting addicted to the Price is Right.
Personally,
I’m not that fond of all of this high-tech progress. The internet is always
reminding you of what you didn’t do or should be doing, and it creates a lot of
guilt.
Now
Trump is madder than hell at Jeff Sessions. I kinda like
Jeff Sessions. You know a lot of bosses get madder than hell at employees, but
somehow in this White House it is always out there in public. Maybe Trump
should be madder than hell at the people leaking the dirt.
Considering
the trillions of car miles driven each year, we
really don’t have that many accidents at all.
As I said yesterday, the new media makes little things look big.
There’s
no truth to the rumor that Hillary is asking China to make up
their next dossier for 2020.
Now,
the righteous of Boston Red Sox ownership want to change
the name of Yawkey Way back to Jersey Street – as in Jersey Housewives and Jersey
Shore. Tom Yawkey owned the Sox for 44 years, the longest ownership in baseball
history. He took them form the post-Ruth trade dregs to competitive darlings
with high paid, great players like Ted and Bobby and Dom. He donated millions to
cancer research, his foundation contributing to the establishment of a state of
the art research at Dana Farber. He funded and protected thousands of acres of environmentally
sensitive pristine lands off the South Carolina Coast. But he had one problem, the
“R” word. No matter what a person does in a lifetime to be rightfully honored,
one word today can send you to hell. It’s
a travesty.
Hoping
is Ok, but getting out there and doing something is always
better. Sitting on the sidelines is hard. Getting out there is easy…well after
a few gulps, and hesitations.
Nancy
Pelosi sounds more like an uninformed Hollywood starlet
than a leader of the Democrat party.
Apparently,
the seals in Newport harbor enjoyed basking on the rocks this past warmish February.
I wonder if the weather patterns confuse them as they do me.
Jeff
Sessions replied to President Trump surveillance criticisms
saying: “As long as I am the Attorney General, I will continue to discharge my
duties with integrity and honor.” I don’t believe that is the response DT wanted
to hear.
The
Answer:
Well, we just passed it – February. Bonus: Rio was stablished by Portuguese
explorer Estacio de Sa in 1565.
I
think my hopes of wakening to a world of harmony could
materialize if politicians and their active followers would take a year off.
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