Today's Tids Issue 5,147
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The sun always seems brighter
Each of my Easter mornings;
Now the Monday of a new beginning.
We all need a little revival,
As we fight for survival
In our days, sometimes daunting.
In this human world
With mysteries not often understood.
On the cloudy global stage,
Or in our own small neighborhood.
Yes, it is nice to feel rebirth
Somehow feel free, to again live.
That's what Easter always seems to give.
Maybe we should all attack world like chemists look at their work. A chemist always seeks a perfect formula that will lead to the creation of a better product. To do this they may have to sacrifice one property for another to achieve the greater good. Almost argument big and small center around a bigger picture made of many ingredients within that must eventually come into balance. Unfortunately, too many people are more interested in protecting their ingredients to the point where the optimum whole will never be attained. Tatis, if the ever understood the whole in the first place.
PT Barnum Department.
There is a woman named Taylor Humphrey out there who calls herself a “Professional Baby Namer”. She has received from wealthy parents anywhere from $10,000 to $30,000 per name. How do these parents expect to make the really tough kid’s decisions when the times come. Oh, I know, they'll pay somebody to get them into college..
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. --Steven Wright
The Question:
What are the three great works of Lin-Manual Miranda?
The Headlines:
--Stocks Turn Upward In Afternoon; Former SEC Chair Pitt Says Twitter Board Missed Chance To Do What Is In Best Interest Of Shareholders In Musk Affair.
--Fed Judge Strikes Down Mask Wearing For Travelers.
--Mariupol To Fall; “Looks Like Hell On Earth”; Russia Reviving Up Destructive Campaign In Eastern Ukraine.
--Florida Bans 54 Math Textbooks Citing CRT.
--Nor'easter To Dump 10 Inches I Of Snow In Penn, VT, Mass And NY.
Ken Jennings in my estimation is clearly better host Mayim Bialik. One noticeable difference is that Ken gives the correct answer in nanoseconds, while Mayim is often amidst a pregnant pause. In TV Insider poll that resulted in 29,683 votes, Ken got 70% while Mayim had 30%.
You have heard about how decisions by committee’s often affect efficiency and relevancy. Well, there is no question in my mind that the new RI License Plate was designed by a committee. Or an artist whose mind thinks like a committee.
I’m so loving of other human beings that I went them to appreciate all the rules of a decent civilizations so they they can get the dignity they deserve. How simple is that.
As I get older, some days I feel like I’m always bothering someone. I guess that’s what happened when you have too much time on your hands and others don’t
I’ll tell you what bothers me -- always having to type in the cloud instead of into my laptop. When the internet dies, you’re dead too.
I have heard that frilly dresses are coming back. For all the women who prefer to feel bright and sprightly, it could be a pleasant relief after finding that the size of holes in your jeans is get current fashion measurement. Like Laura Ashley redux. We have trends and clothing that have pretty much peaked down.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ...... But she left me before we met. --Steven Wright
Cars may go electric but natural resources still must be mined, drilled, extracted and produced to make the car go. Demands for lithium and other yet to be determined exotic materials for longer living batteries will be incredible. And a how about all of the fossil fuel necessary to make tires. And paints and interior moldings. I guess we could develop moldable materials from lettuce. If so, I prefer iceberg with a little gorgonzola.
If you decide to go see a psychic, does the psychic know you're coming.
Here’s something that sounds insulting. People are illegally entering the USA and taking time to pose for selfies as if saying, m, “In your face, America.”.
K-Mart is about done. But K-Mart grew out of SS Kresge Five and Ten Cents stores, which were the life blood of this young lad growing up, Where I looked at goldfish in bowl and bought cheap necklaces for Mom for Christmas, SS Kresge was a friend of FW Woolworth, and both were on their way to become giant US merchants. Kresge actually had a great idea when he formed K-Mart, except he didn’t pull it off very well. And then the MBA’s took over.
Delta Airlines Lost $941 Billion last Quarter. It is hard to believe they can survive, but somehow, they always do, especially in an industry where cutting corners is a serious no-no. It is a crazy industry,
Saturday was National Husband Appreciation Day. Huh.
I believe that in our educational future there will be mainly upper echelon colleges for real students and a occupational development schools. And in the middle schools will be farm teams for Professional sports and preparation for party planners.
There's no place like home, Department:
That phrase may have been the result of observing the phenomena of fish returning after arduous, dangerous journeys to the place where they were born. It is one of the great unsolved mysteries. Why do fish will swim for miles just to be where they first saw the glittering sun through clear waters. People probably have deep inside the same inclination. But measured by the happiness in the home they left.
The Answer:
Miranda is certainly a bright star in the songwriting world. His first big hit was In the Heights, which I have been told is something to see. Of course, then we have the acclaimed biggie, Hamilton. The latest success that I thought was very good, was “Tick, Tick, Boom!” He is an incredible talent.
Sorry for missing Thursday. Hoe you all had a wonderful Easter Weekend. There’s nothing like life.
I don’t know why I was so excited for golf season to start.
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." --Steven Wright
And thanks to readers who send funny goodies. The best Easter basket of all.
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