Today's Tids Issue 2,968
Opening Stuff:
Now the President is
going to apologize to the Afghan people for mistakes the US may have
made while fighting the war there. Didn't he begin his days in office
apologizing ot the rest of the world for us being The United States of
America? Isn't it sad to know that so
many Americans are embarrassed by their country's past.
One of the great things abut cool crisp Winter days and nights is that your snacks don't get soggy over night if you fail to seal the package before going to bed.
When people have nothing to offer, they look for negativity in others.
One of the great things abut cool crisp Winter days and nights is that your snacks don't get soggy over night if you fail to seal the package before going to bed.
When people have nothing to offer, they look for negativity in others.
The Question:
While we here in Tids Central try to keep our morning missive staid and intellectually stimulating, we know that Americans love gossip and the culture of frivolity, -- the reason that cast off People mag is doing better than Mother Time. Name the Top Ten strongest celebrity couples.
The Headlines:
--Supreme Court Declines (5-4) To Block Tough Texas Anti-Abortion Law.
--House GOP Shuts Door On Immigration Reform.
--President Obama Had Been Warned By Consultant Last Spring That There Were Big Problems Facing Roll-Out; Carney Says That Doesn't Contradict Anything We've Been Saying Because We're Talking In Politicaleze.
--Ayatollah Ale Khamenei: "Iran Will Not Step Back From Its Nuclear Rights."
--High School Pals Fung And Travarus Leading in Newest Polls For RI Governor
--New Poll: If Election Were Today, Romney Would Beat Obama 49-44; Rats!
--Egypt Uses Tear Gas To Disperse Protestors.
--Airline Cleaning Crew In India Finds $1 Mil In Gold Hidden In Airplane Toilet Cabinets
Did you hear about the new laugh-a-minute show on Comedy Channel -- Filner/Ford Follies stars the ex mayors of Dan Diego and Toronto in show all about some neat sexual harassment tricks and cool ways to lie about cocaine snorting, with real live up close and personal demonstrations. Kim K says it could be the greatest reality show ever in America. Kris Jenner says "Hush your mouth child."
Personally, I think the President failed to honor the 150th anniversary of Lincoln's Gettysburg address becasue he didn't see how the ending -- "That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth." -- fit into his nationalized health care plans.
OMG, did Abe say "Under God"?
So did you hear about the guy who though that putting his dictionary on the top shelf would give him High Definition?
Like so many things that used to be just plain unadulterated fun, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is headed into to the cacophony of political harangue. Angry egos of stars with little to do between projects will raise the noise level of this one time day of frolic, protesting animal rights and other assorted personal views. Let's hope the bands get louder. Bring on the bagpipes instead of the windbags.
Did you hear where one of the richest Hollywood producers of them all, Harvy Weinstein, is the latest airhead to denounce the greatness of The USA. He told liberal lapdog Piers Morgan that the USA is an "Embarrassment" because it is the only country without universal healthcare or anti gun laws. How inane, how misinformed is this elitist billionaire. Our healthcare system has been the envy of the world over, where our citizens had been allowed, up til the O-Era of HC appropriation, to choose their own healthcare. And where a greater America that has enticed millions upon millions to emigrate from their countrysides to come here for freedoms in everything including gun ownership. All the people of the US ask in exchange for freedom is for a little adult responsibility, which Harvey and his H-Wood pals regularly abort with brainless movies and TV fare.
George W. Bush has taken up painting, and he's pretty darn good.
A local woman with plenty of money turned down a state government grant that would pay for about $20 K of a solar panel istallation for her $4 Millon mansion. Carol Rafaelian, founder and owner of Alex & Ani said she was embarrassed that her contractor had asked for a subsidy. You have to wonder how much money is going into th hands of people who don't need it. Government can waste money at any demographic level. At last we have discovered the real expertise of bureaucrats.
The Answer:
Tom Hanks and Rita Wison are number 10. Moving upward we have Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, Annette Bening and Warren Beatty, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick, Seal and Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Whoops!) and #1 Kanye West and himself! -- a real Hollywood arrangement.
In closing I leave you with another of those so-called discoveries of talent, but beautiful:
http://www.flixxy.com/9-year-old-girl-sings-opera-on-hollands-got-talent.htm#.Um_HbgPCjAQ.aolmail
While we here in Tids Central try to keep our morning missive staid and intellectually stimulating, we know that Americans love gossip and the culture of frivolity, -- the reason that cast off People mag is doing better than Mother Time. Name the Top Ten strongest celebrity couples.
The Headlines:
--Supreme Court Declines (5-4) To Block Tough Texas Anti-Abortion Law.
--House GOP Shuts Door On Immigration Reform.
--President Obama Had Been Warned By Consultant Last Spring That There Were Big Problems Facing Roll-Out; Carney Says That Doesn't Contradict Anything We've Been Saying Because We're Talking In Politicaleze.
--Ayatollah Ale Khamenei: "Iran Will Not Step Back From Its Nuclear Rights."
--High School Pals Fung And Travarus Leading in Newest Polls For RI Governor
--New Poll: If Election Were Today, Romney Would Beat Obama 49-44; Rats!
--Egypt Uses Tear Gas To Disperse Protestors.
--Airline Cleaning Crew In India Finds $1 Mil In Gold Hidden In Airplane Toilet Cabinets
Did you hear about the new laugh-a-minute show on Comedy Channel -- Filner/Ford Follies stars the ex mayors of Dan Diego and Toronto in show all about some neat sexual harassment tricks and cool ways to lie about cocaine snorting, with real live up close and personal demonstrations. Kim K says it could be the greatest reality show ever in America. Kris Jenner says "Hush your mouth child."
Personally, I think the President failed to honor the 150th anniversary of Lincoln's Gettysburg address becasue he didn't see how the ending -- "That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth." -- fit into his nationalized health care plans.
OMG, did Abe say "Under God"?
So did you hear about the guy who though that putting his dictionary on the top shelf would give him High Definition?
Like so many things that used to be just plain unadulterated fun, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is headed into to the cacophony of political harangue. Angry egos of stars with little to do between projects will raise the noise level of this one time day of frolic, protesting animal rights and other assorted personal views. Let's hope the bands get louder. Bring on the bagpipes instead of the windbags.
Did you hear where one of the richest Hollywood producers of them all, Harvy Weinstein, is the latest airhead to denounce the greatness of The USA. He told liberal lapdog Piers Morgan that the USA is an "Embarrassment" because it is the only country without universal healthcare or anti gun laws. How inane, how misinformed is this elitist billionaire. Our healthcare system has been the envy of the world over, where our citizens had been allowed, up til the O-Era of HC appropriation, to choose their own healthcare. And where a greater America that has enticed millions upon millions to emigrate from their countrysides to come here for freedoms in everything including gun ownership. All the people of the US ask in exchange for freedom is for a little adult responsibility, which Harvey and his H-Wood pals regularly abort with brainless movies and TV fare.
George W. Bush has taken up painting, and he's pretty darn good.
A local woman with plenty of money turned down a state government grant that would pay for about $20 K of a solar panel istallation for her $4 Millon mansion. Carol Rafaelian, founder and owner of Alex & Ani said she was embarrassed that her contractor had asked for a subsidy. You have to wonder how much money is going into th hands of people who don't need it. Government can waste money at any demographic level. At last we have discovered the real expertise of bureaucrats.
The Answer:
Tom Hanks and Rita Wison are number 10. Moving upward we have Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, Annette Bening and Warren Beatty, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick, Seal and Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Whoops!) and #1 Kanye West and himself! -- a real Hollywood arrangement.
In closing I leave you with another of those so-called discoveries of talent, but beautiful:
http://www.flixxy.com/9-year-old-girl-sings-opera-on-hollands-got-talent.htm#.Um_HbgPCjAQ.aolmail
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