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Today's Tids Issue 5,391 

Stay Home: 

 

 

Yesterday was much too much of a sunny day to be black. So I didn’t mess it up by going to a store. 

 

At a big discount factory outlet mall up just north of RI in Massachusetts it was a 2-hour wait to get off the highway and into the parking lots. The police were sending out messages, "Go home, Its useless waiting. How come everybody picks one day to go shopping when you’ve got months. It’s a lot like people thinking they can only fly to see their loved ones on a couple of designated holidays. And people think they could never be mindlessly herded by a couple of political cowboys. 

 

Sorry about my lack of Tidsing the past two days. Lots of family to laugh with and food to over consume got in the way. So Is jut have few comments for today. 

 

JFK in his memorable inauguration speech urged unselfishness. Today the cry is “Showme the money”. 

 

The Question: 

How can you be more considerate on Black Friday? Bonus: Who profits the most on Black Friday? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Cease fire continues; Aide organizations Rushing in Much Needed Supplies for the Stranded and Hospitalized in Gaza; More Hostages Being Released. 

--Russia Launches Largest Drone Attack Ever on Kiev. 

--Jailed Minneapolis Cop Derek Chauvin Stabbed in Fed Arizona Prison. 

 

I don't know much about the TPL, Tids Punster Laureate, but he tells me that his father was born a conjoined twin. Dad’s brother was his uncle on his father's side once removed 

 

The Michigan-Ohio State game today could live up to its promise. 

 

I know which fight song will win! 

 

I am really loving the season of “Fargo” on Fx. You can catch up on Hulu. It feels a lot like the original movie, which to me was one of the greatest ever. 

 

Right now, I'm listening to Mozart symphonies, and they are best at providing] peasant background music. 

 

It was that you used to turn on a TV channel and watch. Now it may be streaming somewhere.  

 

In comments by local progressive supporters of a four-day workweek, one said that it would give him more time to maintain his bicycle and weatherize his house. He must not be very efficient now. 

 

Have you noticed how writers like to use the word “Curated” now to over describe the simple acts of finding, selecting or discovering.  

 

Remember this: There are no Hosptial sales following Back Friday store brawls. 

 

The Answer: 

Yes, every brawler gets into the local news by turning your phone horizontally before recording the shopping brawls. Bonus: The folks who were smart enough to stay home. 

 

A Tids quickie today. 

 

Have pleasant, quiet Saturday after crazy, excess Friday, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y