Today's Tids Issue 5483
Just when you think...:
The local seasonal seafood restaurants and Ice Cresm shops are reopening, Life is good, despite the days of gray and cold and mist.
Mad Comics is back! It must be. What other group of sarcastic writers could have written the sales propaganda for the Trump “God Bless the USA Bible. The only Bible endorsed by Trump. Only $59.95.” And how about his seductive intro to this money grabbing scheme” “Happy Holy Week, Let's make America Pray Again.” Are you laughing yet, or crying knowing that Americans will be buying his pleas?
Maybe the Trumpster forgot this passage from King James: “Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves.”
A good reader reminds me that washing your golf balls before your play will help them avoid shock from that inevitable splash.
The Question:
Who went with Jesus to pray at Gethsemane?
The Headlines:
--Dow Strong, Nearing 500 Points; Nasdaq Positive as Markets Approach Closing
--Disney Settle “Gay Issue” Suit with Florida.
--Amazon Invests $2.75 Billion in AI Startup Anthropic.
--News Settling into Easter Mode.
Ludicrous: “Causing laughter because of absurdity; provoking or deserving derision; ridiculous; laughable.” How to use in sentence paragraph. See Trump Bible.
Dems are saying that Obama is reaching out to the strategists in the DNC. The thought according to party insiders is that the 0-Man feels that Biden could easily lose to Trump. But then Biden has always been just the hand puppet used to extend Obama’s presidential term.
God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
In the past the Tids august editorial board has noted that they are doubtful China will ever want a war. That the stability of the world economy so much more important to China and where he has promised to take it. Today Xi met with over a dozen US CEO’s -- form FedEx to Blackrock – hoping to encourage Investment in China. I think that was very interesting. He knows he needs teh US. That doesn’t mean we can trust him. But it is better than tanks and cyberruination.
I have always liked Lee Greenwood and his song “God Bless the USA”. It is sad to see he has now sold his soul to the devil.
If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Smallpox.
When women are shopping, they only see the racks in front of them.
The college presidents must just love Biden paying off loans. With that safety net in the minds of young students it means they can continue to raise their prices well beyond the limits of of reasonable economic considerations. Every time the Government bails out any entity, it discourages responsibility.
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked
McDonald’s and other Fast-food outlets are feeling the truth of teh new economic reality as low-income customers (Defined as under $50K/year) reduce eating out frequency and order less when there. There comes a time whcn the folks just can't take it anymore.
A popular and influential Venezuelan Tik-Tok-er, Leonel Mareno, is urging illegal entrants to take advantage of lenient US tenant rules and squat wherever they can. Talk about Chaos. Can you say Haiti?
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
Hey, what do you expect!
The Answer:
Peter, James and John were there with Jesus in Gethsemane. They mostly slept. Judas came later to drop the dime.
I have always liked this song for Easter Week from Jesus Christ Superstar.
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