Today's Tids Issue 5,494
I had no idea:
Easier ways to do things messages from Microsoft, Google, Norton and so many more that subliminally control my life is giving me one giant headache. I don't even understand what they are trying to improve, much less knowing that I need it to survive in this world.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Biden proposing paying off cost of wedding loan debt.
When your doctor tells you that Mercury is in Uranus, he isn't using astrology to comfort your pain, he's just telling you his rectal thermometer broke. Ouch.
The Question:
Two books are talking to each other. One says “You look thinner. How does the other book answer that observation?
The Headlines:
--PPI Rises Faster than any Month in a Year, But Slightly below Analyst Expectations.
--Key Ukraine Power plant destroyed by Russia Missile Attack; Considered Serious Blow to Ukraine Stability.
--South Korea's Conservative Government Resigns E Masse as Liberal faction gains Dominance.
--OJ Simoson Dies at Age 78.
Speaking of those not united by the eclipse, how about Marjorie Taylor Greene and anybody else on the planet.
We can’t fight homelessness, hunger or poverty but we are going to fight climate change. Think about it. (A view of reality from a wise friend)
A Vietnamese billionaire woman, Truong My Lan was just sentenced to death for a white-collar crime. She systematically stole $44 billion dollars out of the Saigon Bank through an elaborate loan scheme. Civilized society is built upon trust. Breaking that trust can be detrimental to the core of human interaction.
The telk is about how today's PPI was lower than analysts' expectations, but they used this the CORE produce inflation measure which excludes food and energy. So the economy today is driven by something that excludes what is hurting people's pocketbooks most. Ill nevr figure that one out, and some economists agree with me.
There’s always too much information around except when you need it.
Do you remember where you were when the OJ verdict came down. I do. I was having lunch with a client in a bar in Palmer Massachusetts. It was a raucous place until the word not guilty rang out and then you could hear a pin drop.
People have been eating bread for over five thousand years, yet in less than a decade everybody is allergic to gluten.
So, a guy walks by a garden product stand and sees a sign, “Talking Carrots -- $10 each”. He asks a few questions and is amazed at the answers to a broad array of subjects. He excitedly rushes hiem with a couple of bunches. He demonstrates them to his wife. She looks at them and then at him and Says: At $10 apiece you could have bought an encyclopedia.
If Mr. And Mrs. Potatohead can no longer be designated male or female, does this mean that there will be no more Tater Tots?
The Answer:
The second book said eh had his appendix removed.
I like today. It's rainy and misting but for some reason, it just feels ok. Like maybe things can be good regardless of weather.
Yes, sometimes that’s just the way it is:
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