Today's Tids Issue 5,493
Simple used to be easy:
Hyperbole headline of the day: “Eclipse unites Americans.” I wonder if politicians realize it's that easy.
The most awful crunch sound of all is when you find your glasses under your foot.
One of the great things about mid-April is the beginning of the Master's Tournament. It starts tomorrow. Tiger will be attempting to see how his new body adjustment regimen will work when walking the hills of Agusta. Serious rain is expected for Opening day, but this golf course is just so good that there will be little lasting effect on play.
For Network execs, having Tiger there is a lot like the Caitlin Clark effect on Women’s BB TV ratings.
The dietician kicked out of the casino for counting carbs.
The Question:
Which golfers have won the most Masters?
The Headlines:
--Stocks Plummet After Inflation Indicating CPI Comes in Hotter.
-Serious Warnings Coming out of Iran towards Israel.
--Hamas Says they do Not have Enough Hostages to Support Talks of Cease Fire.
--Salt Consumption Watchdog groups have Eye on School Lunches.
--Biden relentless Pursuit of “Green: Has Energy Proces Rising.
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks...... Why does the fridge have a light?
The Vice Principal at the school where the 6-year-old boy shot a teacher has been indicted on 8 felont charges. Prison sentence, if convicted could be 40Years. The prosecutor charge reads: “The indictments allege that Parker "did commit a willful act or omission in the care of such students, in a manner so gross, wanton and culpable as to show a reckless disregard for human life." Soemt8ng about that sounds wrong to me.
A reader writes to expand on the big picture view of the taxpayer buyout of Student loans for votes saga: “It’s criminal misuse of government funds!!!!
States that tout the lowest rates of inflation in the country are most likely those where the prices have been much too high for years. In case you don't remember, that’s how percentages in deceptive statistical reports work.
All of sudden we are being bombarded by anti-salt publicity campaigns. Ista Does that mean that Lays will go the way of Reynolds Tobacco?
Do you get the sense that lawyers make mountains out of molehills. And it seems, the more we get the higher the mountains.
So, I'm not surprised inflation is still high. The Gouvernement's sending liek there's no tomorrow. I hope they don't know something we don't.
The Answer:
Jack Nicklaus has won 6, he is followed by Tiger with 5, Arnie with 4 and then with three we have Nick Faldo, Phil Michelson, Gary Player, Jimmy Demaret and Sam Snead. Bubba Watson and Tom Watson each won two as did Bernhard Langer, Ben Hogan, Byron nelson and Horton Smith.
Winning the Master’s is exhilarating, but the Butler Cabin presentation is not.
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