Today's Tids Issue 3,313
Opening Stuff:
Eric Holder in one of his
final acts as
Attorney General has announced the indictment of Hillary Clinton under a series
of Public Nuisance ordinances.
Well, it’s April 1, a day of surprises and
incongruities. April is the month of promise, you know April showers bring May
flowers. In between the winding down of windy march and the expectation of a
soothing, flower laden May, Christians and Jews celebrate special events
signifying freedom from inhumanity and sin. For some reason it begins with
fools. Maybe it should be called National Politician’s day! This year the day
of fools takes place on the day Judas betrayed Jesus. Enjoy April everybody. It
may be the month when golf courses open. It certainly will be the month when we
put away plaid flannel shirts. We hope.
Let’s send up a big cheer of Bristol RI sailor
Charlie Enright who had his Volvo racers
Alvimedica in first place rounding Cape
Horn. After the Cape, Abu Dhabi surged ahead and has a 9 mile lead going onto
Brazil. The fleet has or is in the
process of completing the extremely treacherous Southern Ocean crossing through
storms and icebergs. The woman’s boat lags after a near disaster. The Chinese
boat Dongfeng, a real challenger so far in the grueling race, was demasted before
Cape Horn. The crew managed to paste things together and is bing towed to
survive for the leg form Brazil to Newport RI, and beyond.
I think the mainly US crew of Alvimedica smoked too
many victory cigars rounding Cape Horn and forgot about Abu.
The Question:
Well,
it is Women’s Month. Why? – I have no clue. But conservative are often overlooked
when the media starts praising the efforts of women across the land. Who are
considered the Ten Most Influential Conservative women in America today?
The Headlines:
--Investors
Should Buckle Up For Roller Coaster Ride Until June.
--Lufthansa
Admits It Knew About Lubitz Mental Deficiencies.
--Syria’s
Assad Steps Up To take, Control Of Peace Negotiations Across Middle East;
Putin, Rhouani Praise Dictator Who Promises Syrian Lands For Palestinian Free
State.
--Nuke
Talks Deadline Appears Meaningless As Iran Negotiators Continue Discussions; Event
Called New Make Work Jobs Program For Diplomats.
--J.
Paul Getty Grandson Andrew Found Dead In LA Home; Medication May Have Been The
Problem; Joni Mitchell Found Unconscious In her LA Home.
--Tiger
Woods Promised Bye To Second Round In Masters.
--Arkansas
Passes It’s Own Law To Protect Retailers
And Businesses From Government Prosecution For Adhereing To religious Beliefs.
--George
Soros Announces He Will Back Mike Pence For President.
--Sean
Penn To Wed Sarah Palin; Says He Likes To Hunt; Ann Coulter Says He Jilted Her.
I see where singer,
songwriter
Joni Mitchell has been hospitalized. I always liked her. Hope she’ll be fine,
The Voice is prepping for
the live Sing-Off’s next week. Here are some of my favorites. I personally like
Sawyer Fredericks, Joshua Davis, Deanna Johnson and India Carney. Also in that
upper echelon group, in my estimation, are Miz Z, RI’s Sarah Potenza, Brook
Adee, Lexi Davila and the smooth Tonya Boyd Cannon. In a slightly lower tier I
see as possibilities Rob Taylor, Meghan Lindsey, Brian Johnson and Caitlin
Corporale. I don’t particularly like Corey Kent White, but he is a Country
singer and cute enough to win a lot of votes. He has to be considered a
contender. I just left him off my lists.
How about that fake kidnap
gang in
Southern Cal. Talk about the gang that couldn’t shoot straight: This now turns
out to have been a practice run for a fake kidnapping to come. Somebody forgot
to tell the relatives left behind that it was only practice. Alan Iverson must have
been in charge.
It gets harder and harder each year to write fake headlines
on April Fool’s Day because so much of what has been absurd in the past, is
true today.
Take for instance the man beloved by Democrats, Harry
Reid, the most confused human being in the history of the world. He said yesterday
he is not sorry he lied about Mitt Romney not paying taxes.
There is something about Uber that
bothers me.
There were only a lackluster 189,000 new private sector
jobs reported. Next week it will be revised upward to 247,000 minimum wage
jobs.
A union official in a Letter
to the Editor says, “Everybody wins under strong labor unions”. And I’m thinking, how
about all of the well paying manufacturing jobs forced South from here because
of union demands. This is going back to the 1930’s when the textile jobs left,
devastating many karge major New England cities. Unions are good to protect
workers, but for union leadership to progress in their own cushy jobs, they demand
beyond the ability of the entities to pay.
How about that Hillary
saying that
she only erased personal emails. Why would anybody erase emails that may have
had nice messages about the death of her mother, or pieces of sentimental excitement
associated with the marriage of her only child. There can only be two answers:
She has no heart. She was trying to destroy incriminating evidence. And of
course, why did she erase 30,000 emails after
the Congress said they would be coming to look at those emails?
I hate to be banging Hillary out of the park all of the time,
but she just keeps on throwing these juicy meatballs right down the middle.
Whack!
The Answer:
Number
10 is Star Parker, a former single, welfare mother who became president and founder
of the Coalition of Urban Renewal and Education (CURE). #9 is Michelle Easton, founder
of Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute. #8 is Cleta Mitchell President of
American Conservative Union Foundation. She is followed by #7 Matji Ross, Prez
of Regnery Publishing; #6 Bay Buchanan; #5 Michelle Malkin (my favorite
analyst); #4 Ann Coulter; #3 Phyllis Schafly and #2 Michele Bachman. #1 Is Sean
Penn’s next wife, Sarah Palin.
How
about a song for toady from the Gardens of Gethsemane:
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