Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Monday, November 23, 2015

1, 2, 3, 4 – Stir the gravy.



Today's Tids Issue 3,471
Opening Stuff:

How do you write a upbeat column for the beginning of this week of thanks and family and not forget about the anguish among those in Paris and Mali? How do you move away from the demonic when all you want in the world is love? I think you bring your family closer and latch onto them like never before. In this new world of spreading turmoil, the stability of the smallest unit becomes the glue upon which positive broad foundations are built. You hear of petty family disagreements yet how small are they in this new grand scheme of ugliness. Let them go. Love a little harder this week!

I have to agree with the Dems who are proposing banning the sale of guns to terror groups. It seems to make sense on the surface, except that you have to wonder which group some admin in the future would define as terrorist. It is a conundrum. For instance, 0-Man seems to think Repubs are borderline.

When assassins have cocktail parties they serve glockamole.

I tried to type this Tids to the tempo of the first movement of Tchaikovsky’s 4th symphony. It didn’t work out so well. I saw lines of typos that looked like the Russian alphabet!


The Question:
Triple header and Bonus too! 1. What is the well known other name for Edward Teach? 2. 52 years ago yesterday, JFK was murdered. What was the name of the other man riding with him in the limo that day? 3. Who were Jamie Lee Curtis parents? Bonus: Name the Top Ten All Time “Winningest” Tennis Players?

The Headlines:
--FTSE, European Shares Down; Asia Up And Australia Raging; US Futures Flat.
--Brussels Lockdown Enters Third Day; 16 Arrested In New Terror Raids.
--3 Syrians With Fake Passports detained In St. Maartin; Sword Wielding man Panics Shoppers In NYC Apple Store.
New Fox Poll Among Registered Voters: Voters Pick Rubio Over Clinton 50 – 42; Bush Wins 45-39, Carson 47-42, Trump 46-41, Cruz 45-41, Christie 46-43 and Forina/Clinton Tie 42-42.
--Iowa Conservatives Seem To be Moving Away From Carson In Favor Of Cruz.
--Dems Win One In Louisiana; John Bel Edwards Beats Out ® David Vitter.
--Putin Arrives In Teheran For First Meeting There In 8 Years.; Assad Says His Troops Advancing On All Fronts Thanks To Russian Air Strikes.
--Niki Minaj Big Winner At AMA; Other Winners – One Direction Arianna Grande, Nick Jones, Luke Bryan, Carrie Underwood, Beyonce, Chris Brown, Ed Sheeran.
--Trump Talking Indy Run; Clinton Foundation Jumping For Joy.
--Ukrainian Tower Explosion Cuts Off Power To Crimea.

Did you hear about the guy who hired a bounty hunter to get back his missing paper towels?

While it is easy to say that the states going after the Football fantasy companies is just another effort for governments to get their economic portion of private enterprise sweat, there is in fact a bigger issue here. With the advent of big investors throwing money into two major players, Draft Kings and Fan Duel, funds are now available to support high risk, no questions asked loans to bettors similar to those that triggered the mortgage crisis. I could be wrong on this, but that’s what I’m hearing about AG actions in Cal, NY and Mass. “Honey, I just sold the kids for a sure thing on Peyton Manning making a comeback.

One of the small comforts in life is knowing that you can always find the Tids on your smart phone.

A small local Newport RI poll has 64.7% of citizens saying no to Syria refugees in RI. (Note: It was more of an indicator poll than a scientific study. But, I have found this weekly varied subject poll to be quite accurate over time.)

If you are a golf fan, this is a good time to start getting a handle on the up and comers. Jordan Spieth will not be the last of overnight sensation as the young talent pool widens. Number one for having a break out year could be the charismatic Kevin Kisner now leading the Fed-Ex. Or perhaps Argentine Emiliano Grillo. Spieth’s pal Justin Thomas is on the cusp and Patrick Rogers maybe one to start following. Some of the big names are resting up for the new year, but there are plenty of terrific newcomers to latch onto right now.

Many knowledgeable people were disappointed when Bobby Jindel through in the towel because they knew how good he was, how much he accomplished, especially in education. The operative word here is “Knowledgeable”, if you get my drift.

A lot of football people will be watching the Pats-Bills game tonight to see how Brady operates without Lewis…and Edelman. ( Interesting – Tonight’s 2 QB’s Tom Brady and Tyrod Taylor are rated # 1 1nd #2 in quarterback passing rating – 110 - 106. Taylor, noted as a runner too, has completed 70% of passes with only 4 Interceptions, three of which were in one game against the Pats.) Maybe I should call Draft Kings to enrich my retirement plan.

One thing I learned years ago was never to drive on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I’m sure a lot of other wise parents learned the same thing and passed it along to their children. But, the roads are more crowded than ever. The youth always think they are indestructible or impervious to the truth.

Teens seem to be getting something right – Retail stats are saying that they are shunning clothes with big brand logos across the front. I never understood why I should pay to wear logos. Of course, the teens are gobbling up Under Armor with a logo that seems to grow larger every day.

Then, I tried to type to the staccato beat of the third movement of the Tchai-4th and failed even more miserably. This is probably why I was always rejected by the school orchestra.

I called my printer Bob Marley, because it was always jammin’.

Some people were saying that the answer to the imponderable questions about a universe with no ending is a parallel universe. Which, raises the question -- What is on the other side of the first parallel universe? Every time somebody denounces God or belief, just ask them what’s on the other side of the end of the universe.

Repubs say that the two main things they are looking for in their nominee are 1. Somebody who can beat Hillary and 2. Someone who will shrink government. Know anybody?

I always liked Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, so last Friday I ended the Tids with an old Beatles version of it. After watching, I decided it didn’t sound or look so hot anymore. Am I being acclimated to Lady Gaga and not knowing it? Shoot me.

Police were called to a day care center where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

When Tchai’s 4th ends, the silence is deafening.

The Parking Lot: Chapter 30.
   Elizabeth, eyes wide, stood in the doorway watching Richard and several men wrestling Howland to the ground. She then fixated on Jeremiah, a lump laying in the middle of the barren now ethereal appearing barn. She ran to him, quickly covering him with her body. She had to hold him first, to let him know that he was not alone.
   She raised her self and gently turned him over. Immediately she saw blood on the floor where he had been, and more trickling from his shirt, now an ugly and spreading brown stain. She ripped open his shirt and took the hem of her flowing dress, wadding it up, pressed to the opening, applying pressure to the wound. “Bring water and alcohol,” she shouted so loud that she could have been heard two villages apart. Massata knew from the years growing up in her tribal home that pressure could stem the flow of blood. She also knew that he could be safe depending on what the knife would have hit inside. Other than that, she knew that positive result needed a lot of luck. She knew she and to keep the wound clean and covered, and the fever away. She would stay with him every hour until he healed.
   Massatta was cleaning the wound as two of the men came over and said they would lift and carry him to his bed in the main house. Massatta rose as Jeremiah did, so the pressure from her hand never left the gash. She looked down at his face, now for the first time and her heart cringed. Her stomach turned. He was white and lifeless. “Jeremiah, Jeremiah,” She shouted. Then she slapped his face.

The Answer:
1. Edward Teach was a pirate better known as Blackbeard. You all knew that. 2. I know you all remembered that 52 years ago yesterday Governor John Connelly of Texas was riding with JFK. 3. Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh were the parents of Jamie Lee. Bonus: Number Ten was the wonderful Bjorn Borg followed by the great Rod Laver and then Roy Emerson. Rafael Nadal and Pete Sampras are next at 7 and 6. The top five are Serena Williams, Chris Evert, Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graf and #1 a man still playing today Rodger Federer.

Since I talked about it so much, here’s a taste of the Fourth:


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