Today's Tids Issue 4,689
Another good year:
I like that phrase, “It isn’t where you go, it’s who you are with.”
Due to the quarantine, we will only be telling inside jokes from now on.”
Don’t you think it is nearly impossible to believe anything now that comes from the mouths of politicians. And activist groups. After November, Maybe.
Uninstall 2020. It’s got a virus.
Congress person Ilhan Omar lives in the USA, but her mind is in a country that is foreign to every good American. Including millions of new immigrants who came here because it is the best place on the planet.
There may come a time when Amazon and Alibaba own everything in the universe.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus where the heat was in tents? No? It’s probably good you didn’t.
I was just getting to that point where I could afford Brooks Brothers, and it declares bankruptcy. The US icons are dropping off the map, and it’s not just statues.
The Big Wait for today is the SC decision about Trump releasing his tax report. Hs audit excuse is wearing thin.
The Question:
Name the Top Ten movies for the 70’s.
The Headlines:
--Stocks Futures Indicate Tentativeness Ahead Of New Jobless Claims Report: United Airlines To Lay Off Half Of Its Employees.
--Case For More Stimulus Gans Strength.
--Political USA Waiting For SC Disown On Trump’s Tax Returns.
--New Jobless Report Said To Be About 1.38 Million.
--CDC Softens Stance On Requirements For School Openings.
--Growing Evidence Says Young Blacks Not Happy With Biden.
--India Could Be Next CV Hot Spot.
The new slogan for California is Shake and Bake – the home of earthquakes and suntans.
Others might say it is the home of Dumb and Dumber.
Oldies but Punnies, Department:
--(A true classic) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.
--A doctor had habit of stopping after work for a Hazelnut Daiquiri. The bartender knew it and always had it ready when he entered. One day he was out of hazelnuts so he replaced them with hickory nuts and set it out. The doc came, sat and took a sip, “This isn’t a Hazelnut Daiquiri!” The bartender replied, “I’m sorry, It’s a hickory daiquiri doc.”
Actually, every time I type the word California, I think of a great gregarious, smiling, happy friend who died of cancer.
Covid is an excuse and a villain for many governors. While it has allowed them to do things that are typically unheard of in a free society it also exposed shortcomings in how their governments run on a day to day basis. Of course, they have also learned how ot dismiss their shortcomings, which is absolutely not news.
Sign in front of a church during Covid days: “Prophecy class is cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
The state legislature here just voted in a new law that pretty much gives away the store to to foremen. Now cancer is a horrendous affliction sure, but a new state law just passed says that, “Any type of cancer found in a firefighter is conclusively presumed to be occupational cancer.” (Much to the chagrin of to city and town agers and mayors) One more reason why businesses decide not to move to the state.
I like the sign that changes a “u” to an “e”, from Defund the police to Defend the police.
Law of Probability: “The portability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.” And this was a law way before smartphone videos.
Let’s see, if Mary Trump was part of the “Dysfunctional” Trump family, does that make her dysfunctional too?
The Answer:
Number 1 is The Godfather. It is followed by Star Wars, Jaws, GF Part II, Alien, One Flew over The Cuckoos Nest, Apocalypse Now, Taxi Driver , Rocky and The Exorcist. The Next five were Dirty Harry, Young Frankenstein, The Sting, The Deerhunter and Halloween. It was good decade for movies.
Somewhere in time society has create the illusion that true affection a measured by how much you spend on dinners and gifts. Is that about it?
I just love, because it’s there. Frankly, I think most people do.
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