Quiet solitude.

 

Today's Tids Issue 5,093

Want to have a snowball fight:

 

I’m looking forward to being buried under a lot of deep snow this weekend. Snowstorms become a problem when people think that they are the driver who won’t get stuck in a snow drift.

 

In my heart I feel deeply the aches of families and associates of all of those policemen set up to be murdered across the country. Simply because they are doing their jobs. Ad despite how the elitist minds may spin it, the problem is solely because of BLM. Period.

 

How ironic that the day Joe B is going to Pittsburgh to talk about infrastructure, a pretty significant appearing bridge in that city collapses. Maybe Jen Psaki is the greatest PR person of all time after all, despite her caustic sarcasm.

 

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

 

The Question:

Which countries are the worst Ocean polluters (Measured in millions of metric Tons)?

 

The Headlines:

--Markets Mixed; Apple Up Strong After Yesterday’s Excellent Earnings; Despite Strength Of That Key Dow Component; Markets Flicker Lower On New High Inflation Data; PCE Index Highest Since 1982.

--Pittsburgh Bridge Collapses Under Heavy Snow; 10 Injured.

--Nor’easter And Blizzard Could Dump 1 to 3 Feet Of Snow In Northeast.

--Putin Says US Has Ignored Russian Security Concerns; Wants Ukraine To Remain Neutral As Buffer Between His Country And NATO.

 

Regardless of how it looks, I don’t believe that Putin will make a move that would develop into an all-out war.

 

As I waited for a bus one frosty day lately, I noticed the woman next to me texting. She turned and mentioned to me, “I make a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.” I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

 

Today is National Kazoo Day. A Play me a simple melody. How cool is tat.

 

Despite all the rumblings about getting back to work normally, big cities are still filled with empty office buildings. The companies who used to occupy those offices are still doing quite well but all the small businesses who used to

 feed off of their presence are struggling badly

 

Our economy which was built upon the absence of Technology must now figure out how to produce income with empty streets and robots doing simple tasks.

 

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? A: Polaroids!

 

The Answer:

China is way ahead of t rest at 8.8 million metric tons. The rest in order are Indonesia 3.2, Philippines 1.9, Viet Nam 1.8, Sri Lanka 1.6, Egypt 1.0, Thailand 1.0 and USA 0.3. Hey we’re ok, bring back plastic bags!

 

As you may have noticed, today is cornball snow joke day. So I should leave with the cornsnowiest joke of all. Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank.

 

After all the snow falls and serene quiet spreads across the countryside; where with that blanket of purification there is always a pleasant feeling of purging the world of grime and negativity. And a day later we will go outside again just like nothing happened.  Except that now we will have another batch of war stories about how we survived the big storm of ’22.

 

Stay warm, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!!