Contentment is the best

 

Today's Tids Issue 5,241 

Laughter burns calories: 

 

 

There are many things we have craved 

Upon tis road of good intentions paved. 

But we know there are limitations 

And certainly, our own inhibitions.  

And we understand as urges call 

That we can't just have it all, 

Unless we set out to respect and earn 

What we want, by giving back in return’ 

So, we should be happy with what we got, 

And if there is love, then that's a lot. 

 

Some puns make me numb, but math puns make me number. 

 

There is a long list of Worst People in History, but at the top of the list in my opinion is Charles Manson and Crew. 

 

Close to 19% of that new spending bill just passed is going to towards strengthening the IRS. The idea is to produce more and deeper audits of citizens, most of whom are just figuring their taxes on the laws and legal options that exist, When they runout of the small 1% group of Americans who pay of 40% of the taxes, who do oyu think all those agents will target next. 

 

The Question: 

Name three TV shows starring Angie Harmon. 

 

The Headlines 

--Markets String As New Report Shows Inflation Slowing. 

--Trump Backed Wisc Gov Candidate Wins. 

--Trump Being Deposed Over Real Estate Dealings By NY AG James; Says He Invoked Fifth Amendment And Didn't Answer Any Questions. 

--Musk Sells $8.3 Billion Worth Of Shares; Maybe In Prep For Possible Forced Buy Of Twitter. 

 

After hearing the President has Covid, Joe Biden calls Obama to wish him a speedy recovery. (Thanks, to a witty Reader) 

 

I had the feeling that while reporting on the Serial Killer style Muslem murders, many a “gotcha” newsperson were secretly hoping it was a Trump supporter. But it turned out to be just one insane Muslim mad at some other Muslims.  

 

While here are no chills over the thoughts of eating a plate of vegetables, I eat way more than you might imagine, as long as they are smothered in beef, pork or chicken gravy. Corn on the Cob only needs little butter. 

 

The news media will be all over Trump taking the Fifth in his NY AG depose session. But it is the right of any citizen not to incriminate themselves, and Trump is a citizen I believe. But, unfortunately in this new world of Trial by Social Media, it is a problem. 

 

The Grey Man is way, way, way over the tip and totally not believable. It's like McIvor does Hollywood. But I’m watching it. The movie is so long that I just watch it in segments, so it feels like a series. 

 

 I am interested now in taking look at the Terminal List. It is being attacked viciously by “Woke” Critics. How can it not be great. I'll let you know,  

 

When are they going to continue that Jack Ryan series? I was just getting into it after Season 2. 

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“I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish. --Steven Wright 

 

The Answer: 

Angie first entered my mind with Law and Order. She was in Rizzoli and Isles; Women's Murder Club and in several more lessor efforts. 

 

No matter how sour the faces, the brain is always saying “Laugh” when the grimaces are surrounded by laughing people. That is a scientific fact. 

 

I know there was not a good reason to laugh at the tids today. Too bad there weren’t more typos.