Impatience kills.

 

Today's Tids Issue 5.349 

Keep you eye on the pea: 

 

 

Some mornings the screen looks more blank than usual. It is just a reflection of my mind drifting off to a calming nook. It’s good to drift away at times.  Except when you're under intense pressure to get out the freaking Tids. Back to earth. 

 

Politics is a serious disease that transforms often normal people into sometimes hysterical often hyperbolic irrational denizens of this globe of ours. Most would agree that the rush to Climate Change mandates before establishing efficient alternative solutions is rash. It is impossible to change the past overnight, to cut the Petro sources mainly to ease their infringement upon activistist minds. The same is true of Repubs thinking we can reduce the debt in a day and a half, instead of easing away from it in a way that preserves stability. The real problem with the debt is that it is an addiction not only of Politicians but of people rich and poor loving the false comfort of government largess. So, I urge politicians to be wise ND responsible and not focus entirely on fulfilling campaign promises. 

 

Recent findings by Statisticians show that the average human being has one breast and one testicle. Beware of statistics. 

 

Where was it where our Founding Fathers said it was the purpose of the government to scare the crap out of citizens,  

 

I like to get out and walk fast every day. But lately you have to time it between raindrops or snowflakes.  

 

The Question: 

Hollywood puts out these super long moves from time to time. What do you think are the top ten that are considered worth your valuable time? 

 

The Headlines: 

--California Stunned by Second Mass Shooting, Dead in Agriculture Half Moon Bay Region. 

--Technical Glitch Sinks Stocks Early; Trading Halted; Stock Markets Wandering Awaiting Late Earnings; Jet Engines and Power Equipment Push GE’s Profits Higher; 3M Misses;  

--Eyes Shift Toward Post Closing for Microsoft Report. 

--Classified Docs now Found in Pence Home. 

--US Justice Department Sues Google to Break Up its Advertising Empire. 

--Finance America Waiting for Thursday's GDP Report. 

--Offense Alabama Coach Bill O’Brien Leaving to Coach in New England. 

 

The God Damned Cloud, Department: 

Our internet provider Cox is upgrading their Internet system, so they have to shut down periodically. But with the cloud now you just can’t type in this word document and then be ready to send when the net returns. So, at least I have an excuse today for late Tids other general laziness and procrastination.  

 

Do you get the feeling that the USAG should check the homes of all elected officials for Classified Docs. 

 

For every expert who predicted something correctly about the future there are ten that created unnecessary hysterical irrational thinking. That’s always a good premise to consider when reading today’s dramatized news.  

 

BTW, a lot of “news” today is created by public relation professionals for the advancement of programs sponsored by institutions, comparison and governments.  

 

There’s a piano song called First Light by Peter Calandra that always makes me smile in the morning. 

 

To me, building windmills in the ocean feels lkie we are going back in time. What say you, Don Quixote? 

 

C. E-flat and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them out the door and says, sorry, we don’t serve minors. 

 

I see where O'Brien is going to New England to coach the offense and call the plays. It would be nice if he brought along some of the Crimson Tide's professional receivers. 

 

I went on a great walk this morning on the beach. It was sparkling out there, a breeze but not too chilling. The sun was glistening off the waves and the crazy seagulls were romping in the surf. There was nobody there but me. And it was a perfect place to dream. 

 

The Answer: 

The top three are The Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. #4 is The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, followed by Forrest Gump, The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, The Dark Knight, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler’s List and #10, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. The Next ten are Titanic, Braveheart, Godfather: Part II, Goodfellows, The Green Mile, The Great Escape, Pulp Fiction, Gone with the Wind, The Avenger and #20, The Sound of Music. 

 

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”