Today's Tids Issue 5451
Smiles :0) are good:
What is more frightening in Washington DC – the gangs, carjacking, murder and shootings in the streets or the state of our government's rationality?
I personally like happiness more than anything. It’s just a simple thing I have about life.
I went into an IT themed restaurant the other day. But I left after finding all the servers were down.
Tiger Woods had to withdraw today from the Genisis Tournament he is hosting. It appears his back was giving him a lot of problems yesterday, so he closed up shop this morning. He can still make the shots most people only dream of, but it may be over for the Tiger man.
The Question:
Which letters of the alphabet are not represented by the last name of a US president?
The Headlines:
--Producer Pirce Index Jumps Adding to Pessimism about Imminent Rate Cuts; Markets Falter.
--Putin Critic Alexei Navalny, 46, Dies in Prison.
--Iowa U’s Caitlin Clark Sets New WNCAA Basketball Scoring Standard.
--Two Youths Charged in KC Victory Parade Shooting.
--Taylor Swift Donates $100K To Family of Woman killed at KC SB Parade.
--New Yorks Judge Engoron Fines Trump $364 Million in Fraud Case; Ex Prez also Barred from Serving as Director or Officer for any NY Corporation for Three Years; Trump to Appeal.
--Georgia's Fulton County DA Frani Willis Expected to Spend Second Day on Romance Testimony.
--FBI Informant Alexander Smirnov Charged with Lying About Hunter and Joe's Ukraine Burisma Involvement; Informant Had been Central to House Repubs in Impeachment Case.
--Two Big UK Elections Have Labour Reducing Tory Dominance in Parliament.
Apparently, this weekend there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.
Just a really bad spell of weather.
Maybe Harry is growing up now that his dad King Charles has cancer.
What do you do on the Sunday following the Super Bowl? Moan and feel sorry for yourself because of the end of Football season or jump into Nascar and wait for a crash.
Well, Valentines Day is over. Now it's time to change red ink to green ink and pump up teh Irish selling machine for Saunt Pat's Day. “Peeps” with green hats would be nice.
In Tennessee the lawmakers there are considering a bill that would ban selling refrigerated alcoholic beverages thinking it would cut down on auto accidents. Believe me, a person who wants to drink, wants to drink. Do you realize how many of our laws are passed because the government thinks most people are irresponsible or stupid.
A college engineering student shows up with a new bike
"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked. The bike rider answers, “I was walking down the street last night and this girl on her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said, 'it's all yours' so I just took the bike". The engineering student replied "Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you"
Trump is I guess a billionaire, but how does a billionaire come up with the $364,000,000 in cash. Want to buy a hotel or golf course cheap?
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They're disgusted by his haircut, tattoos, and piercings. Later, when he leaves, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy." "Oh, please, mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
The Answer:
Well, there are no Presidents with S, one of the more commonly used of all letters. You expect that X and Z aren't there. And then we have DUI. Hmmm. Now if you consider “Quincy” Adams, Q makes teh list. In our drive for Letter Equality and to adhere to affirmative action policies we should only consider names with overlooked letters for the next 6 to 7 elections, depending on how the SC views Q. It doesn't make any difference how smart or strong they are just as long as they start with the right letter. T and H are most often used letters with 5 each. Next with four each are C, B, J.
A guy went out on a date this weekend and told her afterwards "Wow, you're the most average girl I've ever dated.".
"You are mean!" She replied. He said "no, you are".
Think about it.
Have a better than average Weekend, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!!
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