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Today's Tids Issue 5,446

March Surprise?

It’s Friday again. Isn't it interesting how Friday becomes meaningful each week. Even for those who are retired where every day feels like a weekend, Friday still seems special. When it rolls around so many of just start thinking about Saturdays and Sundays. It’s like one of those human environmentally induced bred things. If the younger generation gets its way, after generations of 3 or 4 day work weeks it may change the illusion of Friday as the salvation day.

How funny was the good news for Joe B that he wouldn't be charged for careless and willful absconding of sensitive national information. Good news Joe, no charges, but you are basically a mental basket case, to quasi quote Special Prosecute Robert K. H Hur. He decided to add some descriptive comments to the exoneration that may have just reset the course of the election, “...well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory... That if he went on trial, the jury might look at him as a sympathetic character with diminished faculties in advancing age” as something that would have been sympathetic to a jury...” Then in an out of character move the WH puppeteers put the Prez out front answer this mental incapacity illusion where he quickly identified the Egypt president as the Mexico President. Obviously, I with so many shortcomings of my own hate capitalizing on others with some of the peculiarities of advancing age. Much too personal. But you have to wonder what the operatives in the back rooms talked about this morning.

Talk about confusing old people, I got this from a reader today: “Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. Thus, Arachnophobia- Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of spiders getting stuck in peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. Prevagen, anybody?

Hostage negotiations between Hamas and Israel brokered by our state department have broken down. But your State Department ambassadors are jumping with glee after making sure there are no document hold up's or departing gate incidents that would hinder a speedy exit from Japan for Taylor Swift so she can get to LV for the game.

Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow.

The Question:

What did the drummer name his two daughters?

The Headlines:

--Market Moving Slowly; Consumer Price Rise Lower than Expected; Nvidia On the way to Passing Amazon as Highest Valued Company.

--Souper Strong el Nino Expected to Continue Dramatic Effects on Weather through April.

--Prosecutor Says Trump Absconding with Top Secret Doc Situation More Malicious than Biden’s; Cites Lack of Cooperation, Efforts to Destroy Evidence.

--Zelenski's Dismissal of Popular Army Chief Zaluzhnyi spreads Dismay Across Ukraine.

Will the future of Wall Street be AI Bot driven? I don’t see any reason why not. Even the skeptics have been quelled after a year in action, the enormous positive growth results now verified by a leading independent trusted analysis firm. The only question in my mind is how can there only be winners. A bot now revealed to be Galileo FX has moved well beyond the early doubt piling up huge, verified gains. It is being downloaded regularly, now up over 5000. It is easy to use, and software can be adjusted from Slow/Cautious to Fast/Aggressive.

Pepsi stock went down after the company surprised WS and posted lower revenue. The Pepsi Ceo said it was because their higher prices have reduced demand. Duh. I have been ranting about the enormous increases in Diet Cola prices for nearly a year, and now Pepsi, the biggest gouger of them all, confirms it. So could their fall signal good news for Diet Cola addicts.

What do you think that Boris Nadezhdin thinks about Colorado trying to ban Trump from running?

I'm terrified of elevators and I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I have to tell you that supermarket aisle robots following me make me very nervous.

So, maybe you’ve been hearing a bit about the Super Bowl. There has been segment after segment on every possible TV venue appealing to the non-football side of the expected to be largest TV viewing audience in history. Poor Usher, great guy and the star of the Half Time show, is getting smothered by the TS story. But the game is what it is all about to me-- the sweaty guys knocking the crap out of each other. Balls floating in air snagged by glue like fingers; Runners whose legs never stop churning. Who is going to win this game, a really good matchup from my point of view. Both teams are likeable each with acknowledged super stars, Patrick Mahomes and Christian McCaffery. And for my money, the Niner’s Debo Samuael may be teh real difference maker. I like Brock Purdy who has played at the highest level in his past three halves of playoff football. He is real. But Patrick is a special guy with a football in his hand. Pacheco is an amazing never-give-up runner for the Chiefs. I will be happy, actually, whichever team wins. But I'm picking the underdog Chiefs by 5. Oh wait, did I forget to mention Travis Kelsey as a factor.