Today's Tids Issue 5.665
What, me worry:
Doctor Pepper was a Fizzician.
Yes, it could be one of those days.
Is the world in jitterville since the US gave Ukraine the OK on long range missiles? Newsrooms across the country were anxious this morning awaiting a possible retaliation by Russia. Word came following the Ukraine missile Launch Tuesday that the US closed its Kiev Embassy and the Ukraine Gov issued a country wider Warign to “укриття на місці”. Newsrooms were edgy preparing for tgeh “Big” story and people in the hot zones were looking at the skies. That's the kind of fear that develops when a known tyrant lowers the standard for using Nukes.
With all of the celebrities joining the US Prez cabinet, the White House could build a TV studio, and the white House admin could be self-funding.
The Question:
What country has the most Pyramids? Bonus: What city straddles two continents? Extra Bonus: Where was German chocolate Cake Invented? Extra Bonus: The Philippines is made up of many islands. About how many do you think?
The Headlines:
--The Wait for Nvidia Reports Had Sent Stocks Lower, But Turnaround in Progress as Big AI Chip Maker Beats Top and Bottom-Line Goals; Target Crashed after Big Earnings, Revenue Miss.
--US Shuts Down Kiev Embassy, Ukraine Put on Alert of day Following new Missile Launch into Russia.
--Trump Lawyers Pleading to have Hush Money Convictions Dropped.
--Illegal Entrant who Murdered Florida Student Laken Riley Found Guilty on All Charges.
--"Bomb Cyclone” Kills Several and Devastates Norhtwest USA; One Half a Million without Power.
--Hise Speaker Johnson Bans Trans People from Using Restrooms Not of their Biological Sex.
Everybody says I should have balanced s investment portfolio, Yet today the market is lower because of one single stock reporting earnings. That’s how the economy gets skewed
If you live in the northeast, this man's opinion says Market Basket cheese ballasa re tastier than Cheetos. Just sayin’... In the event you want to be with the “In” society.
I accidentally ate invisible ink. Now I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
TV Sports land is loving last night's super NBA game between the Cavs and the Celts. It was a high level of play game bewteent he current NBA champs and a Cleveland team that is very, very good. And watch out for a revitalized Warriors team. Will Stephen Curry ever get old?
Well, Florida student killer Jose Ibarra learned yesterday that a murder conviction can keep an illegal entrant in the US for a lifetime.
Today's Christmas Poem from the TPL, “He's making a list, checking it twice. We’re gonna find out who's deported bu\y Ice.
The Answer:
Sudan had 255 pyramids to Egypt’ss 138. Egypt has a better PR department. Bonus: Istanbul is in Europe and Asia. Extra Bonus: German Chocolate Cake was invented in Texas USA. It wasn't named after a country but specifically, it’s named after Sam German, who in 1852 created the formula for a mild dark baking chocolate bar for Baker’s Chocolate Company, which was subsequently named Baker’s German’s Sweet Chocolate. Super Bonus: Wow... The Philippines is an archipelago, which means it’s made up of a group of islands—7,641 islands, to be exact. That figure does not include the thousands of sandbars and other landforms that emerge during low tide.
I called the vet when I found a suitcase with a skunk in it. They asked if he was moving. I said, “I’m not sure, but that would explain the suitcase.”
Yes, Folks It didn’t get any better along the way.
But this is Best. Original Beatles Drummer Pete, that is:
