Today's Tids Issue 3,376
Opening Stuff:
Some people just miss what I
always enjoy – sunrises. So, this morning I got up extra early so I could feel and
describe the glimmer to all of those who pull up the covers when the sun says
hello. First, stepping outside, you feel the indescribably delicious mystical
silence. City streets become rural solitude. Bucolic fields are just plain
heaven. The sunlight filters in as the sun tips its hat just above the horizon to
blurry morning eyes. The fibrillation of rays filtering through leafy branches
swaying by the cool morning breezes become a tuneful rhythm, yet pleasing in even
contrast to the stillness. Shadows define, and soft yellow beams soften, changing
the rippling harbor from deep night black to clean dawning blue. I sit in the silence,
devour the quiet interlude, musing of a day that would be grand.
There are people making
millions, billions on products I would have written off as stupid ideas. Being
practical doesn’t pay.
I had tried passing
myself off as a twin, but I couldn’t live with myself.
Think about how much
the world has changed in just five years as smart phones and social
networks have grabbed the world by the throat. It’s hard to imagine how it
could possibly change so dramatically again in the next five years. But, it
certainly could.
The Question:
What do you think are the ten biggest selling comedy albums
of all time?
The Headlines:
--China Stock Markets Continue Plunge; Ramifications Of Fall
Dwarf Greece Consequences.
--Greece Has Until Sunday To Deliver Plausible Plan For
Survival.
--Hillary, Boxer And Feinstein Denounce San Fran’s Sanctuary
Laws; Trio Joins Bill O’Reilly (And Probaly Donald Trump) Hard Nose Stance Against
Protecting Violent Criminals.
--Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin Rebuffs Court Decision To Remove
10 Commandments.
--Subway Shops Suspends Spokesperson After Ties To Child
Porn Are Revealed; There Has Yet To Be Any Evidence That Jared Fogle Was Involved
With Illicit Activities Of His Former Foundation Chief.
--CVS Quits US Chamber Of Commerce Over Organizations
Smoking Promotions.
Dating must be difficult
these days because not only do you have to like your man or woman, but you have
really like their dog, cat or ferret…or boa constrictor.
When I first saw a headline
that said “Hillary Camp concerned over Bernie Sanders rise” I figured,
understanding the typically transparent Clinton strategies, that it was an
attempt by her handlers to create sympathy for their forlorned candidate. But
as I read more, I see that The Socialist is drawing huge crowds in Iowa and New
Hampshire, primarily by promising free everything which would take the debt to
$35 Trillion a year after he is in office. Do you think that Angela Merkel
would bail us out? So, the rise of Sanders isn’t about “Poor Hillary”, but Poor
America.
Ogden Nash Guide to
men, Department:
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the Loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Did you see Nobel Prize
winner and Obama supporter Ivar Giaever said that his former favorite candidate
was “Dead wrong” on Climate change or global warming, or whatever you want to
call it. Among warming supporters, their scientific orgasm has become a
religion where critics are deemed heretics. I have sat among these scoffers of
logical questioning arguments and chuckled to myself as they enabled each other’s
intellectual hysteria. Even yesterday I was smiling inside when in a discussion
of another of those sacred liberal icons – evolutionism/creationism – there were
hardy-har gleeful slaps on the back when one mentioned that “we” are bored with
the evolution talk because we have beaten
down creationism. How insular are East Coast book readers?
College education is
a like a lot of overpriced necessities in the US. Where there is a pot of gold,
they will spend. It always happened when the government subsidizes or insurance
companies pay -- people spend other people’s money more lavishly than their
own. It was about the mid eighties when The Big guys in the big marble
buildings in DC started liberalizing fincnaing of college education. The colleges
just hopped on the train and upped the costs, and now we have what we have, out
of control rate increases, and many students wondering if it is all worth it. The
same basic scenario gave us ObamaCare. Is ObamaEd next?
Bernie Sanders
could have been a great President of Greece.
I think the site “Pun
of the Day” got mugged
Or if not, they were apparently drugged.
Cause the comedian that they Picked for July
Was curiously Bill Coz, and that is no lie.
The Parking Lot
will be back tomorrow. Thank you for your patience. – The Management
The Answer:
# I is Richard Pryor at the Sunset Strip. That is followed
by Lenny Bruce Carnegie Hall, Robert lein – Child of the 50’s, Vaugn Meader –
First Family, Woody Allen – Standup Comic, Geroge Carlin – FM 7 AM, Bob Newhart
– buttoned Down Mind, Bill Cosby – Why is there air?, Styan Freeberg presents
the United States of America (Vol 1) and 10 Eddie Murphy – Comedian. See the entire
50 here: http://historyofcomedy.blogspot.com/2004/12/50-greatest-comedy-albums.html
It seems that I’m always scurrying tese days. I’m off to see the arrival of the French
replica ship Hermione which was that of the French General Lafayette who along
with Comte de Rochambeau came to the United Colonies to help Washington against
the British.
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