Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
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Showing posts with label america. Show all posts
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Friday, September 24, 2010

People are the sun.

Today's Tids Issue 2,207
Opening Stuff:

Yesterday I did the moon. So today I thought I’d give the sun a chance. You know, “I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night…” sort of thing. Then I got to thinking. To me and many it says what a great way to start a beautiful day. But, to so many more it may mean --. There’s the sun, how hard will it be this morning to get from my bed to my wheelchair? Will my chemo session be as rough as it was the last time? Will somebody answer my resume today? Is there any food left in the pantry? But, you would like to think that in the toughest times in people’s lives the sun is a positive reminder that somewhere in the world around them, good people are finding ways to help neighbors and friends and relatives through. A smiling housemate with an upbeat remark and a sturdy shoulder; a nurse and fellow patient as partners in a grueling hospital session; a loyal friend with an open ear and an understanding heart; A box of groceries at the front door from the local food bank. There is sun in the hearts of people around the world.

I see where “Not Available” is doing quite well in the Fed-Ex Championship.

I could never have imagined using the words “Ubiquitous” and “Betty White” in the same sentence. Especially as a mid-80’s year old who spent most of her life as a very funny third banana. The moral of the story, out live your friends and hire a publicist.

The Question:
This is a Friday Double Bonus DQ. 1. Name five of Eddie Fishers top songs out of the 32 hits he had in the early 1950’s. 2. Name three WWII radio propagandists and give me their real names.

The Headlines:
--Rebound In Durable Goods Orders Suggests Modest Improvement In Economy.
--Dems Delay Vote On Bush tax Cuts Until After Elections.
--Europe Kicks Avandia Off The Market; US Also Places Restrictions On Diabetes Drug As new Data Warns Of Heart Attacks; Lawyers Get In Line.
--Pelosi-Palooza Will Increase Senior Health Care Benefits, But Oldsters Will Pay More Too; October Mail Will Shock Many As Insurance Company 2011 Drug Benefit Costs Arrive.
--Poll Of The Day: AP/GfK Says That While 60% Of Voters Are Unhappy With Democrats, 68& Are Don’t Think Republicans Bring Much to the Party Either; Key Finding Of Poll says That Those Dissatisfied With Democrats Are More Likely To Vote.
--Most community Banks And Small Businesses Expected To Spurn $30 Billion From Just Passed Small Biz Bill; Most Not In Mood To Invite More Government Regs That Would Be Tied To Loans.

Back to More Stuff:
I have to admit that Eddie Fisher was a pretty entertaining singer, and I often danced cheek to cheek to the very melodic “Wish you were here.”. But, I would never forgive him for dumping Debbie Reynolds for Elizabeth Taylor. Actually it was a succession of marriages that actually did him in. As he became the butt of comedian jokes, he turned drugs and his career crashed over night. Fisher died last night at the age of 82.

There are many things I don’t understand, and one of them is why Gold is so valuable. It can’t be because 600 years ago Kings made crowns out of it. Or because woman and men wear chains made of it. Or because dentists fill teeth with it. I guess it’s because promoters want it to be.

And then I wondered how does Facebook make money and why Mark Zuckerberg is so rich? Actually I reactivated an old dormant membership to go in and see what’s happening. I see a few ads, but then I see a few ads on todaystids.blogspot.com. Obviously, there is a rather significant difference between the two. Making billions in moments from a site that is not overly (or even barely) cluttered with ads, just shows the enormous power of the internet. How it can reach into he hearts and minds of people throughout the world…in an instance.

By the way, what ever happened to MySpace?

The Joaquin Phoenix affair is the most overdone story about nothing of the decade.

Which brings us to the NY Jets and the bloated story about Ines Sainz’ harassment.. Apparently she was having a lot of fun, enjoying the team’s antics, and her only embarrassment was for other journalists who were have a hissy fit over their perception of her non-existent discomfort. She praises the action of the NFL and Jets front office and disregards the hysteria of the women’s group, “Association of Women in Sports Media” and irate journalists as over reactive and impulsive. She added that the media coverage “set back the women’s rights movement 50 years”.

I heard an interesting comment yesterday about the state of American politics. The observer said that in the past we had the parties debating about reasonable disagreement on which route should be taken to get to the same America. But today, it appears that the debate is increasingly about getting to an America that has no resemblance to that of the Founding Fathers (and Mothers). One that is looking like “Of the Governemtn, For the Government, By the government.”

Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 95 continues. –I stared at Isabelle, sitting there with that practiced superior look, trying to intimidate me, which is actually quite impossible. But then I think, by tying my future to corporate fools, have I also made myself the fool? I have to take charge. These politicians are obviously in a state of panic and making very bad decisions.
“What ever you have authorized, call it off.” I looked over at Jack, smiling Jack. His eyes appeared to be pleading with Izzy to save him. Maybe she was his dominatrix. I smiled to myself. I enjoy squirming. “Jack, lets get your lawyers in here and see how legally vulnerable they think we are.” You are both acting like criminals in a California Highway car chase, and you have to start acting like honest business people walking on the edge.
“What about Bromsky?” So that is what is bothering Jack.
“What do you know about Bromsky? I thought he committed suicide.” I said matter of factly, trying not to add to the man’s panicked conscience. Wiley’s head spun so fast towards Izzy that I thought he’d lose his nose. She glared at him, then returned her gaze to me. I thought Jack was ready to jump.
“The legality of our assuming Bromsky’s results should be our entire focus.” And then I stopped as thoughts of Maggie/Sarah slammed into my heart. What have these idiots done? I heard a commotion from down the hall. Sarah and two state troopers were getting off the elevator and heading this way. Sarah’a eyes burned like a laser into mine. It wasn’t love. I thought everybody in the room could hear the beating in my chest. My tear ducts wanted to shed a Niagara. But, I must remain stoic. I have to save my partners. “Don’t looks so terrified.” I said to them as the trooper opened the door for the glaring Sarah/Maggie. My chest tightened again.

Reading Between the Lines Movie reviews:
--The return of Gekko in looks like a winner. With a pretty good story line and lots of surprises. The script had to be rewritten after the downturn, and it added a lot to the movie. Douglas is great as Gekko, now out of prison and fresh upon the success of a book “Is greed Good?”. His daughter is a financial whiz but hates dad. Her Beau tries to get them together as he tries to subvert another brokerage house that did him dirt. It moves and it is entertaining.
--This is a very good comedy about a successful PR person who returns home for the wedding of her brother who’s bride is a despised bully from her geeky High School days. She becomes even more irate when she sees how her family has adopted the girl of her horrid past as a perfect person. Complicating the occasion is the arrival of a flamboyant aunt who was Mother–of-the-groom’s nemesis at a high school prom. It really works and there are LOL moments.

The Answer:
1. If you are entering middle age like I am, you may remember “Thinking of You”, “Any Time”, “Oh My Pa-pa”, “I’m Yours”, “Wish You Were Here”, “Lady of Spain”, and “Count Your Blessings”. 2. I’m thinking of Tokyo Rose and Axis Sally, the two most notorious voices of a fairly broad “Axis Radio” Operation. American born Iva Toquri D’Aquino through a set of circumstances following Pearl Harbor took a job with Tokyo radio which morphed not her roll as Tokyo Rose, a kindly voice of home designed to demoralize the troops. Iva was convicted, but she was but one of several Roses. Another American, Portland Maine’s Mildred (Sisk) Gillers was Axis Sally. Her program “Home Sweet Home” also was designed to demoralize. Her most famous effort was aimed at the men just prior to Normandy. She also went to prison for treason. The US countered the demoralization with Radio stars Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Jack Benny, Groucho Marx and “starlets Dinah Shore, Bette Davis and Judy Garland!

The Start of A Good Weekend:
It’s hard to believe that the world was first introduced to Gordon Gekko 23 years ago. And that after jail he became so famous as the spokesperson for Geico. What a country.

The Providence Journal editorial pages have gone from consistently fair to wandering in a leftist desert.

Monday, August 16, 2010

America lives.

Today's Tids Issue 2,197
Opening Stuff:

Yesterday while driving down Succotash Road towards Snug Harbor I realized that the America we love still exists and is going strong in the neighborhoods, towns and villages of the country. The America of the Politicians does not in anyway reflect the heart and soul of most loving and hard working folk. At the fork in the road where you turn down to Snug was a dazzling display of yellow ribbon, flags and hand printed sings – Welcome home Jake! And for the next mile, on every mail box, every stone wall, every picket fence, every tree, every telephone pole were similar displays of pride and thanks for a local hero – Jacob. And near the end where the right turn goes down the small hill past the gray shingled fire station to “Jakes” home was a picture of Jake – Proudly wearing his army uniform and smiling.”We miss you Jacob.” “Thanks Jake!” Turn off the news. Look around you.

And then there’s this side of America. Dear Abby was probably a little perplexed when she received these letters: “What can I do about all of the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?”; “I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not sure the baby I’m carrying his…”; “I’m married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.” Bada bing!

Handyman’s Motto: When in doubt…a swift boot bails you out.

In the Tids continuing battle to bring you the best in word play humor the Editor this morning steals from Brookins and Cassatt who describe the job of grocery and department store greeters as “Howdy Duty”.

The Question: Something is happening this August 2010 that only happens every 823 years. Bonus Q: From humble beginnings 85 years ago this week, the wonderful Grand Ole’ Opry has grown into a genuine American icon. Name five Opry legends. What was the name of the original permanent home?

The Headlines:
--Street Analysts See Sluggish Markets For Next Few Weeks; Months?
--China Diversifying Bond Purchases Away From US In To Europe And Japan; Largest Holder Of US Debt Sees USA Faltering.
--Petraeus Says Time And Money Keys To Success IN Afghan War.
--Millions In Pakistan Crying Out For Aid.
--Off Road Racing Accident In Mojave Kills 8, Injures 12.
--Young German Player Martin Kaymer Wins Exciting PGA; Penalty For “Mystery Trap” Costrs Johnson Share Of Lead. And Playoff Chance.
--Day Tripping Obama’s Hit Gulf Beaches For Presidential Splash.

Back to More Stuff:

Often stupid jokes jump up and grab you by the punny bone.

Things that happen when there are too many government workers Department:
A friend of mine was selling his mother-in-law’s home, but first had to go threw extensive hoops to get rid of an underground oil tank. Which he did responsibly. Six months or so later he received a call from the contractor saying he would send over a Federal document which my friend must sign. The document never arrived, but the contractor called again to tell him again. And then he learned why the document never arrived for signature. It was 350 pages long and the contractor wasn’t going to pay that kind of postage. 350 pages… for what? To keep an excessive number of government people working? Probably. To give lawyers more business? Probably. God what a wasteful country we are becoming.

And it is only going to get worse as 0-man signs bill after bill, regulation after regulation, executive order after exceptive order that basically do what? Give private sector employees incentives to lay off more employees. Check out the following Investor’s Business Daily’s piece on the Admin’s Union building, job killing activity – “10 Job Killers”: http://license.icopyright.net/user/viewFreeUse.act?fuid=OTUzNjEyMw==

Did you hear about the boxer who walked into the bench in the locker room? He took it on the shin! Ouch!

The Zsa-Zsa “Re-hospitalization” news barrage is becoming as Ho-Hum as that of a certain NFL QB’s retirement plans. And, it’s too bad because Zsa-Zsa’s is serious.

The Pakistan floods are severely affecting the lives of 14,000,000 people. But because a mere 1,400 have died the media is less interested than other catastrophes where people need funds and aid. Maybe we have to send Brad Pitt and Al Sharpton there to get attention. Human compassion is in danger of becoming a media inspired promotional event..

We hear a lot about freedom of this and freedom of that. But we rarely hear about the accompanying responsibilities that go along with all freedoms. And that goes for religions, gun carriers and the press. Especially the press.

Which brings me to the irresponsible Internet press and in particular the WikiLeaks character Julias Assange. The Wiki site says it’s existence is for the primary purpose of providing whistleblowers with a protected global outlet. Which may or may not be a good idea depending on the amount of sour grapes digested by the various tattletales. The elusive Assange says he is being responsible with the leaking of US military secrets because he spending time redacting “personnel” information. But, the fact remains that he is provided assistance and comfort to an enemy who would love to know the strengths, weaknesses and plans of the US defense department. And, my guess is that he is jeopardizing the potential safety of millions primarily because he is anti-war. And that is irresponsible.

Through the Same Eyes: Chapter 88. –After another moment or two, Paul and I came back to the real world. “I’ll drive your car. You go with Henry. He ran off and within seconds I heard my engine roar to life. I was barely seated when Henry put the cruiser in reverse.
I slammed the door as Henry jerked back and then forward out the doorway. “God, Henry!...what’s going on here.”
“A lot, he answered quickly. A lot. But the real problem is sorting through the characters. Which good guys are bad an which bad guys are good. First…since you and I last talked the staties called and are looking again into the Bromsky suicide. Since the FBI is already on the scene because of the FDA ramifications of the research scam, they are now looking into Bromsky along with our state police. So, all of a sudden I have a huge department at my finger tips!” He smiled like he does and looked at me. “I may have to disband my citizens detective bureau.”
“Right Henry. Like I’m going to walk away from this now.” As nervous as I was just five minutes ago, I was now eager and excited to get involved. Maybe it was because Paul gave me the strength. Then Henry said it.
“I haven’t figured out Kent Middleton yet. He’s a hard guy to read. “ Tell me about it Henry, I thought. “I think it is good for you to maintain your friendship with him. You nervous about that, Sarah?”
Was I nervous about seeing Kent? I am, I thought. But not scared nervous. I’m nervous about what I might find. I thought of that bra hanging on the back of his bathroom door. I’m nervous too about never seeing him again. How strong am I really? “Nope Henry. I’m ok with that.”

Did you see where the kid step-brother who held the bridal gown train for Jackie as she walked down the aisle to meet JFK was just arrested in Oregon on child pornography charges? Ah Camelot!

The Answer:
You are going to wake up to an August Sunday, Monday and Tuesday…five times!! Bonus Q: In the first permanent home Ryman Auditorium smiling fans cheered legends Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, Roy Acuff, The Carter family, Bill Munroe, Ernest Tubb, Kitty Wells and Minnie Pearl! The Opry got goin’ when they hired first program director George D. “Judge” Hay and first announcer Dr. Humphry Bate. The first national radio program kicked off 11/28/1925 with 77 year old fiddler Uncle Jimmy Thompson. Of course modernists talk about Dolly, Carrie, Garth, Reba and Alan (Jackson), but should never forget the original radio regulars The Fruit Jar Drinkers, The Crook Brothers, The Binkley Brothers’ Dixie Clodhoppers, Uncle Dave Macon, Sid Harkreader, Deford Bailey, Fiddlin’ Arthur Smith and the Gully Jumpers. Feel like you missed something in life? I do.

The End:
And finally from the Perplexed Dear Abby Department: “I am a 23 year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost…but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him!”

Barrack Obama: Tourism Director. Staycations and day tripping are easy when you have Air Force One.

Hollywood consistently tries to edge higher and higher across the lines of good taste and common decency. And ofet they do it Under the guise of comedy. Their latest effort shows up in the soon to be released sequel to Meet the Parents known as “The Little Fockers”. In it DeNiro is called the “Godfocker”. And once again Americans will be enabled to sink lower into the uncivilized abyss.

If I ran the PGA and associated networks I’d stop worrying about Woods and start creating some romance around all of the dynamic young turks.