Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Friday, October 19, 2018

Laughter is the new poison.




Today's Tids Issue 4,240
Happy Red Sox Win:

Comedians of yore used to navigate the fine line between criticizing humorously and slitting throats.

More and more my smartphone has become a repository for meaningless advertising. How smart is that?

The scariest thing of the moment is the fact that the Markets went down yesterday based on poor earnings performances.

Hillary Price informs us that tea makers have developed a new type of fast brewing drink for people on the run called Ooshort…a hybrid of oolong.

Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

I’d like to give you all a clear and concise Tidlet on the effects and substance of Brexit, but I don’t understand it any better than PM May.

The Mega Millions drawing tonight is nearing One Billion Dollars. So, go out their Tidsters, and win it! Piece of cake.

The Question:
Who was America’s first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?

The Headlines:
--Red Sox Take Down Houston; Await Winner Between Milwaukee and LA Dodgers for WS.
--US Stocks Open Up Sharply As New Earnings Look More Positive; US Deficit Skyrockets To %779B.
--Saudi Prince’s Aide Shown Walking Into Consulate After Khashoggi Is Now Considered Key Suspect; Pompeo Invokes Saudi-Arab Honor To Hold Saudis To Account; Saudi King Emerges To Check Son’s Power.
--US and Mexico Agree On Plan To Control CA Caravan Insurgence.
--NYT’s board Member Says Dems Need Intervention To Curb Hillary.
--Afghan Elections Stalled After Top Government Officials Are Assassinated.
--Facebook’s Zuckerberg Hires Former UK Associate PM Nick Clegg To Run Global Affairs And Communications Division.
-- Musk Announces New “Lower Priced” Version Of Model 3 At $45K, Which Still Sells Way Above Promised $35K.
--Trump Admin Puts Out Currency Cheating Monitoring List: China, Germany, India, Japan, Korea And Switzerland.

The worst thing about writing the Tids is reading it a little while later and discovering the stupid typos, misspellings and word misinterpretations.

For instance, my mind-finger relationship fails often when writing “form” instead of “from” and for some unexplained reasons, typing “could” instead of “good”.

Don’t worry, artificial intelligence will never replace natural stupidity.

On a per capita basis, the States that spend most on welfare are New York, Alaska, Massachusetts, Vermont, Minnesota, New Mexico, Delaware, Maine, Oregon and Kentucky. Georgia spends the least.

Yesterday I had several quotes from Nobel Prize winner Crick. Another of his views was on “Gossip”, saying, “what people gossip tends to be what they really care about”.

If you think the “deep state” bureaucracy doesn’t like Trump now, wait until he implements his new across the board departmental 5% budget cut. 

I didn't think that my beloveds, the Red Sox could do it. I thought the pitching and especially the Bullpen, was suspect. And happily, I was entirely wrong.

I wonder if all the naysayers about government inaction in Puerto Rico after two devastating storms are rethinking after seeing Michael effects -- Jeez, maybe acts of God are really too big for any government to control and resolve immediately. Probably not. Its all about politics, and logic never enters that consideration.

When I get together with friends we often turn to talking about what is good on Netflix or Amazon Prime. There are so may offerings and lately my fellow critics, male and female alike, have been disappointed in more than less.

The other scary news about the stock market is that China’s economic pace has slowed again down to the worst levels  9 years ago, which as you may remember was the time of the global financial crisis.

The best things about the magical coloring of leaves is just that…tourists “leave” -- from the coastal towns northward to overcrowd the mountain highways and byways.

From time to time, Cheetos taste different. That can be mildly disturbing, especially when I have conjured up enjoying at slow-down-time that great taste all day. At first I was thinking that the precious orange snacks are made in different bakery factories. But, lately I’m thinking deeper, wondering if it’s my mood that alters satisfaction of the well-known delicacy from super and mouthwatering to drab and uninteresting. This is serious! Being a Cheeto lover is difficult.

“There was a scary moment in the work place the other day. We got a fax! Almost all of the employees didn’t know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.”

One good thing about typing the news each day is that I learn how to spell new words like Khashoggi.

To all those living in Washington DC and to the millions driving south through the morass, your congestion may begetting worse (Yes Worse, if such a thing is even conceivable) Rumors with substance are emerging that Amazon’s HQ2 maybe moving there.

Reading Between the Lines Movie Reviews:
--Halloween is well, “Halloween” all over again, with all of the gory murders and frightened teens. But, this one is different because it has the return of Jamie Leigh Curtis, the original babysitting teen in slaughterville…40 years ago; in the final confrontation It will be a nostalgia trip for all those adults now wanting to return to their gory days.
--Critics love Robert Redford in just about anything, and Sissy Spacek, too. The two are pretty good in this film forma true story about a bunch of old criminals who captivated the public’s emotions. It’s about Forest Tucker, the 70-year-old who escaped from San Quenton and went onto form a gang for a 10-year robbery spree. The pursuing detective also is shown as impressed with the thief’s dedication to his craft, as is his lover.
--The third big new general release film of the week is The Hate U Give, which was reviewed here a few weeks ago. It’s about a black girl comfortable in her new contrasting environment, a wealthy prep cool, emotional light years away from her poor, dangerous neighborhood. She must choose between standing up against a police shooting of her best friend and her new life, and the opinions of her new friends. I think you get the picture in this BLM tale, which by the way has a critic-audience disconnect.

Is that Redford film supposed to be telling us that we lock up too many good thieves who should be out there enjoying plying their considerable skills to steal from people?

The Answer:
John Jay was the 1st Chief Justice.

Have a great weekend, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!

Is it really laughing if you feel guilty about what you are laughing at?

I always enjoy this, and ever feel guilty about repeating it over again:






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