Today's Tids Issue 4,872
Balls and Eggs:
While we humble ourselves this week in anticipation of a beautiful Sunday Morning, there’s another track that is taking us to another delightful beginning, tomorrow is the start of the Baseball season, and in particular my beloveds with the red sox. The whacks and the smacks of balls popping off bats and balls smashing into mitts. And the happy faces on glowing fans knowing that the boys are back, and the trek begins. I love baseball. And I love that it’s back on my tube and my radio, And we’re selling Hot Dogs and Pretzels again.
A girl with an hourglass figure is a complete waist of time.
“You can’t shake hands with a clenched fist.” –Indira Gandhi
Biden’s dog “Major” bites again. So I’m thinking that if I Joe brings Major to a congressional discussion meeting, the congress people should pay attention. What happened to kinder and gentler.
The Question:
What is the name of Joe B’s other dog? And name the dogs of the Presidents Clinton through Trump.
The Headlines:
--Stocks Idling Waiting For Biden’s Next Big Spending Package; Nasdaq At 225 At Mid-Morning, Dow In Red; Healthy 517,000 Jobs Added In March; Investors Eyes Also Focused On Possibilities Of Pork Pack Igniting Inflation.
--Biden To Announce Mammoth “Jobs Program”; Includes $621 Billion For Basic Infrastructure, Plus more Including $174 Billion For Electric Vehicle Incentives And Charging Stations.; Corporate Taxes Would Go From 21% To 28%, Tax Incentives To Stop Off-Shoring; And Much m More
--Gonzaga And Surprising UCLA Join Houston And Baylor In Final Four; For Women It’s U conn Versus Arizona and South Carolina Versus D Stanford.
--Joe B Cancels College Loans of $1.3 Bill For 230,000 Debtors With Disabilities.
--Conservative Talk Show Host And Nixon Counterspy G. Gordon Liddy Dead At 90.
--Schumer Pushing Senate For Pot Legislation.
There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.
When FDR spent like crazy trying to bring us out of depression, we had a situation where the financial markets were broken. Before the Pandemic, the USA economy was actually quiet good with no underlying problems. Spending now to save us from a germ and spending in the 30s to save us from our depressed self-inflicted wounds, are apples and oranges. Lets sotp with the FDR card, Joe.
The Voice is into the “Battles” segment where for me the duets have been historically the most peasant. There were a few good bouts, but I’ll be waiting a while to pick winners.
While Biden will deliver his next massive Jobs Program, Progressives want more and that includes a possible incursion into free market global trade – taxing all cash held by US companies hear and at their overseas locations. That would certainly have Corporate HQ’s moving off shore.
I like watching Gonzaga play basketball.
I got hit on the head with a book. I have only my shelf to blame.
One thing I know for sure – following President Biden’s announcement of his next multitrillion dollar plan, we will watch hours upon hours of analyzing different truths.
I can safely say that this has become one of the most “Spring-Like Marches I can remember in a long time. The flowers actually look bewildered, and birds are flitting to get available seats for rides north. But. it will be below freezing here in two days.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Bringing Joe B’s Major back rm rehab too early is a little like the left wing calls for early prisoner release.
The Answer:
Dog number two occasional led into sin by Major, is Champ. Bill C had Buddy, wile George B had Barny, Spot and Miss Beozley. Barack had Bo and Sunny. Starting with George W, 26 presidents have had Dogs while in office, George had 13 witch names like Drunkard, Tipsy and Tipler. Yikes!
I think I’ll go out and take walk and watch flowers grow. It’s better than walking in the woods looking for disobedient golf balls.
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