Rotation.

 

Today's Tids Issue 4,853

Spinning in Control:

 

Adjustments are part of human life.

There is no plan that can’t be undone

No disruption during our daily strife.

We survive on the love of another one.

 

Just rotate into plan 2, and smile.

 

This is kind of a bummer morning for me. I just heard that one of my favorite Red Sox players has received a nice contract to move on to the Milwaukee Brewers. Jackie Bradley Junior was the kind of guy I liked having on my team. A joy to watch, though a little frustrating at bat sometimes, but maybe more important a good guy, a guy you want representing your team. Free agency is good for accountants, but not for baseball fans.

 

Poets make bad sport’s General Managers.

 

Some people think that French fries are made in France but they are actually made in Greece. Yes, it is going to be that kind of day. Is it Friday yet? Maybe I’ll rotate into another source for humor.

 

It is almost like we are slipping into a mass evolution. What was for about a year most likely will be changing dramatically over the next 3 to 5 months.  A big attitudinal shift with humans coming out of hibernation. And with that emergence of brain deadened and bleary eyed denizens, we will see the steady return to all of the human activities that have been historically the basis for the economy. And it is expected that stocks will continue rotating with the change in human behavioral needs. So, an example of this is less reliance on the super tech growth stocks and a alternation of cash into a seriously damaged industries, like air travel, cruises and holiday oriented industries.

 

The Question:

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during a root canal?

 

The Headlines:

--Markets Rise After New Jobless Claims Come In Less Than Expected; Continuing Jobless Payouts Decline For t 7^th Straight Week.

--Compromise Tightening Eligibility For Stimulus Checks Moves Big Program Along In Senate.

--Brazil Issues Stern Warning About Growing Threat From More Contagious Variant; Hospitals Are Collapsing In Several States While Death Tolls Rise Rapidly.

--Russia Spokesperson Dmitri Peskov Says EU and US Sanctions Over Navalny “Inflicting Significant Damage To The Already Poor Ties.”

--Pope Francis Going To Iraq to Keep Christ8ianity Alive; Could Be Walking Into Dangerous Situation.

--Myanmar Military Tells UN To Bring On The Sanctions, We Can Weather The Isolation.

 

I have always used a the CBS sports app on my phone to stay current with what’s going on in the fields of play. I watch games in order to satisfy my intense lust as a sports nut. Livig teh thorll of winning and the angst from defeats. But now interestingly CBS has changed their app to more gambling centric. In fact I have even noticed my local newspaper more focused on odds, I just enjoy the purity of sports, and never gamble. Remember a few Tids ago I mentioned that perhaps “Sin stocks” were looking like a trendy new opportunity for portfolios. As ai see a gambling infrastructure moving in place, maybe I was right.

 

Speaking of the measured logic for “Sin” stocks – Most people have 32 teeth. Some just have 8. It’s simple meth.

 

As you may have noticed, I have found a new source for really obtuse puns. But a lot of the newbies aren’t like some of my first published classic pus.

 

So… a great reader sent me a list of some of the first puns I have used many years ago. I’ll bring back a couple today a starting with: “Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.”

 

Some are saying it is a good time to buy the dip in techs.

 

Cuomo looked like every other politician making an insincere apology for something they never thought they would get caught at redheaded. Or, is that red faces. No, Pols don’t get red faced. They have no conscience.

 

The Answer:

The Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal was looking to transcend dental medication.

 

Groan!

 

Then there was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.