Painting eggs.

 

Today's Tids Issue 4,870

Follow the Sun:

 

Thus begins the holiest of weeks for Christians as their eyes are focused not on chocolate bunnies and delicious cream eggs, but on the rebirth of the world. A new chance for all of humanity. That’s pretty big,

 

And Peeps. It’s bigger than Peeps too.

 

Some of the biggest fights we have ever seen will be between state politicians trying to grab as much of the Biden Pork Pack for pet projects. In RI, I have no say at all despite the fact that the Constitution says I’m supposed to be represented.

 

One interesting piece of irony I have discovered looking back at Covid is that the big and all-powerful government encouraged people to stay locked in their homes where the most opportune source of entertainment was opening the refrigerator door, thus adding pound after pound resulting in overweight which just happens to have been one of the leading causes of Death from Covid.

 

The Question:

There’s a list of classic rock songs tat would be chosen for a first dance by loving couples with fond memories of that rock era. What are the Top Ten?

 

The Headlines:

--Markets Hanging Around Deep Red Numbers Waiting For Jobs Data; Wall Street Nervous About Reports Of Massive Margin Call For Bill Hwang’s Archegos Capital Management Company..

--Stranded Suez Super Ship Freed.

 

--Biden Approval Levels Reach Highest Point; Stimulus Checks And Covid Optimism Give Prez Bounce.

--Heavily Armed Leftist Antifa Mass Before Salem Oregon State Capital.

--Covid Cases Rising Again In Florida.

--Secy Of State Blinken Blasts China For Baseless Retaliatory Sanctions On US; New Satellite Images Show NK Preparing Missile Launch.

--Five Killed In Alaskan Helicopter Crash Include Czech Republic’s Richest Man Billionaire Kellner; Copter Was Headed To Glacier For Skiing.

--National Emergency Declared Over Nashville Flooding.

--Medical Experts Awaiting WHO Report On Origin Of Covid; Most Likely Bat Infected Animal At Wuhan Open Air Market. Lab Leak Highly Unlikely; Former CDC Chief Robert Redford Suggests China Coverup.

 

Toilet stolen out of police station. Investigating detectives Say they have nothing to go on.

 

The big argument now in our state legislature is whether or not to ban the import ad sale of Fois Gars. That’s what the state raked 50th as being desirable for busies spends it time doing. Hindering business success and development, waiting for windfall revenues for Fed packages and lawsuits to fly through the statehouse window instead of creation a positive environment to lure thriving companies to e help establish the best recession resistant basic economy, Unless, of course, some legislatures’ Brother-in-Law is involved.

 

To anybody who thinks an armed insurrection is good way to run a country, take a peek at Myanmar.

 

If I say that Japanese music gives me a f---ing headache, does that make me a racist?

 

People who know music wonder what melodic magic composer Franz Schubert would have given to the world if hadn’t died so young. I guess that’s always the great question when brilliant minds die before their time.

 

I’m hearing that County Health Officials in several states see a distinct correlation between spikes in fatal and non-fatal substance abuse and the arrival of the stimulus cheeks.

 

I think it will be difficult for Derek Chauvin to find justice in the latest trial of the decade.

 

What politicians don’t love giving voters $1,400? The honest ones.

 

The Answer:

#1 danceable classic rock song is Wonderful Tonight (Eric Clapton), followed by Faithfully, All My Love, I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing, Wild Horses, Maybe I’m Amazed, I want to Know What Love Is, Something, November Rain and Open Arms. The next five are You’re My Best friend, Your Song, Thank You – Led Zepplin, I’ll Stand By You and Time After Time.

 

Christians are happily awaiting the ceremonies of this week which will bring them to a glorious Sunday Moring. It should do more for optimism than a stimulus check. Because the spirit of love lasts forever.