Today's Tids Issue 4,504
And, a grey dory, too:
A lovely shade of grey.
These old New England harbor villages that have stood the fury of storms; salt
air corrosion. With shingle’s grey that glow silvery and welcoming in the in sun,
and buffer the violent intrusion of Poseidon’s wrath. There is comfort in natural
weathered shingles of grey. They say come in and sit by the fire, and sip fine
rum. And talk with friends. Great friendships
endure like the small house on the bay with tattered shingles of grey.
Do you know what I like?
Exclamation points!!!
Why was Pavlov’s hair
so smooth? Because he conditioned it. Bada Bing.
Did you know that there is a thriving
“Cheeto Community” on eBay. It is just one place where Cheeto lovers can trade
Cheeto Art. You know, like shapes we see in clouds, the denizens with cheesy
fingers see many shapes in Crunchy Cheetos. So, don’t eat fast, look first. You
may find a $699.99 Michael Jackson or $849.99 Penguin or many other very high-priced
sexual replicas not suitable for Family Tids. Once you start looking you will
find them regularly -- A T-Rex, Hammerhead Shark, Loch Ness Monster or perhaps
even a witch just in time for Halloween. The snack that keeps on giving.
At least Felicity Huffman
hasn’t abandoned her Hollywood pals while in prison – she’s been seen wearing
an Environmentally friendly Green prosing jump Suit.
The Question:
Who was Francis Bellamy? Bonus: There were
five Marx Brothers. Name them.
The Headlines:
--Markets Up; Earnings Solid; Apple Strong; Netflix
to Borrow $2 Bil to Fight Streaming Wars.
--Boris Johnson Career On Table After Brexit Vote
That Will Delay UK Exit One More Time: Johnson To Push For New Vote ON EU
Approved Plan. Pound Choppy.
--Chile Cost Of Living Strike Turning Deadly.
--Thousands Without Power As Tornado Rips Through
Dallas.
--China Reorganizing For Slower Growth rate; Japan
And South Korea Exports Down.
--Developers Moving To Affordable Rental Projects.
--Romney Acknowledges His Secret Twitter Account –
Pierre Delecto - Going After Trump.
--NBC News: Keeping Impeachment Proceeding Secret
Weakens Dems Position.
--The Ya, Ya, Ya…’s Ousted By Houston On Altuve Walk
Off HR; Tids Staff Not Smirking, Much.
I remember clearly
when Sports Illustrated magazine was introduced with a lot of fanfare and that
every kid just had to have it! Today they have begun it seems the short road to
oblivion. They should have turned it into a sport’s social media meeting place.
The President’ changeable mind
is tough on the Tids. Especially over weekends when I typically begin typing
for Monday’s on Saturday. For instance, I had some moderately humorous lines
about the latest, “What the f---" head scratcher”, G7 at Doral. Which he
then reevaluated and cancelled. At least for now.
The six starting pitchers
in the World Series beginning tomorrow were all in the All-Star game. This is a
true Fall Classic.
Not to be outdone
here in little Ole’ RI, our own Lincoln Chafee who had run for Prez in
2026 on Making American Metric had once been accused of taking $50-100 Grand
from a Ukraine associated foundation funded by a controversial Billionaire.
Want dirt. Go Ukraine.
I think I have a pretty good
new business idea: Patches for all of those manufactured holes in jeans. Most
of them just look bad and, in fact those wearing them have lost their precious
personal identity attempting to look as ragged as the worst dressed. So how
about personalized patches based on computer designs from personality input. Be
yourself: Fill in the holes.
As much as I like Shubert’s Great
9th Symphony, I would have written it slightly differently. Me, a
person who knows nothing of what it takes to write great music. I guess I’m like
lots of people who complain of what they do not know.
I’m getting real tired
of news about Meaghan and Harry.
And also,
you can throw into the “Stopit Bin”, Progressive insurance commercials.
Candace Owen:
“If you are born black, and you don’t accept your natural status as a victim,
then the validity of your blackness is called into question.” “I like to say the
reason I am conservative is because I used to be a liberal, and I learned a
lot.”
Michelle Malkin:
“The anesthetic of progressive benevolence always dulls the senses. Wake up.”
“While Obama, the olive branch poseur, has called for a restoration of ‘Civility’
in Washington and liberal elites whine and whinny about the need for ‘no
labels’, class-warfare demagoguery has metastasized unchecked.”
Why don’t “woman’s”
organizations appreciate these fearless, courageous women? Why does media turn
a blind eye?
If you remember the aftermath
of the first Dem lecture, the Tids political analyst s said that the only person
worth hearing on that stage was Tulsi Gabbard. I know she leans quite to the
left, but in just raw terms of expression and being intersting, she is the best
of the candidates in that party.
At a so-called antique show
on Saturday, I saw a table full of Boom Boxes. Say it ain’t so, Chippendale.
One of the most aware Speakers
of the House in recent RI history answers all questions of impropriety and
potential illegality with -- I never heard of him or it or that.
Someday…someday.
The real problem
which affects us regarding this powerful RI speaker isn’t the Repubs trying to
take him down, but the overly aggressive progressives trying to take him out.
Tulsi Gabbard,
a US military combat veteran, said loud and clear in public what Repubs have
been saying for Years between themselves about Hillary: “You, the Queen of
Warmongers, embodiment of corruption and personification of rot that sickened
the Democratic Party for so long.”
The Answer:
Francis Bellamy wrote the Original “Pledge Of
Allegiance”. Bonus: The five funny guys were Groucho, Gummo, Zeppo,
Harpo and Chico. The Dad was Frenchie and Mom was Minnie.
Did you ever stop to look around
and realize that architects of years gone by, had created the essence of all great
designs to come? Simple enduring lines, that speak to the sensibilities of the people.
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