We just got to get better.

 

 

Today's Tids Issue 5552 

Solutions can be simple: 

 

I have this seriously distinctive feeling that this will be a quirky week. So be prepared for just about anything. And it is not just because we have a debate between two potential leaders of the free world who could both look really bad. 

 

I read a headline a day or so ago: “Debate important for the undecided voter.” Unfortunately, it may only confirm why they are undecided. 

 

There is a feeling among the younger generation that we can control just about anything, digitally. Yet when boats leave a harbor to open seas, the ocean is always in charge.  

 

I'm one of those people who feels sorrier for the Krill than the whales. I mean, who in the world actually fights for thekrill.  

 

I was talking to a young 19-20ish man who was saying he came to America, Rhode Island when he was in the fifth grade. The first thing he learned was that he was two years ahead of his fellow students. The second thing he learned was that he learned English better in his Jamaica schools. He said Teachers here got to get tougher and make kids reach higher. What he didn't say, was that he had great parents who made leaning priority number 1 

 

The Question: 

One thing we all know, we won't discover a great orator in this debate. Who were the greatest orators? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Markets Looking to end Q2 Week on positive Note; Stocks Mixed as Profit Taking Begins in Tech Sector; Awaiting New PCE Expected to be around 2.6%; Nvidia Slides 6% Dragging Down Nas. 

--UK’s Princess Annes Suffers Concussion in Household Accident.  

--Russia Blaming US Missile Assistance for Deaths of Russian Civilians in Atack  

--Hawaiian actor Tamayo Perry Killed by Shark While Surfing. 

--22 Killed in Lithium Battery Explosions in South Korean Factory.  

--Heat Deaths During Hajj now over 1,000 

 

Where will Wall Street get its bump when AI fever subsides next year. 

 

Well, the NHL Oilers were down 3-0 to the Panthers in the chase for the Stanley Cup. Now we are looking at a game Seven! Somebody in the home office is writing great scripts. The Oilers have looked much stronger in the last three games. If they come back from 0-3, they will be the first team to do it in79 Years. The will also would be the first Canadian team to win the cup in33 Years.  

 

 

It seems to me that the new world culture is built around “Merch" tents. 

 

Frankly, Martin Short has never made me laugh. Nor did Gallegher. 

 

I will start believing again that America has a chance for survival when the populace wakes up to the fact that all travel does not have to occur on three summer holidays.  

 

If Digital applications and AI are so efficient how come people spend so much time each year wrestling with automatic answering systems and waiting on hold?  

 

One way to maintain a steady budget is t obe wary of many service industries that a high skilled dollar for lower skilled work.  

 

It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad, when all of a sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing hysterically. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter. Later in the day, the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As time went on, the frogs enjoyed the flies so much that the sight of a fly would cause them to double up with pleasure (if it's possible for frogs to double up!). But of course, the most pleasure came when the fly was actually eaten. A third frog hopped up to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first frog answered "Time." "Huh?" asked the third frog. The second frog explained: "Time's fun when your having flies." 

 

The Nanny state is quite excited today that Amazonis getting rid of some of their plaster packing products accusing the big efficient company of being a major contributor to ocean pollution and sea animal deaths. But of course, if people were responsible the plastic would never reach the ocean. 

 

Which brings me to two hours ago and the two or three half full Dunkin’ coffee containers I just stumbled over crossing a parking lot. I now have Macha carmel boat shoes.  

 

The Answer: 

Number one was MLK. Next is FDR followed by Ron Reagan, Abe, Jesse Jackson, Obama, George Washington, Winston Churchill, Daniel Webster, Frederick Douglas and Patrick Henry.  

 

Hey, Gotta run everybody. Someday, yes someday, the Tids will be back to normal. And I don't mean more typos!