Today's Tids Issue 5,784
Eggshells:
While the current plague of the economy is Uncertainty. We can be certain of one thing, there will be a new surprise headline out of the White House at least once a day. And all the media is lovin' it.
A confused young man was in a difficult situation. He couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Even though he tried as hard as he could, he was unable to make up his mind. Not willing to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left him for good. Moral of the story: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
Every day is special. Just some days have bigger memories than others.
The best weapon fora murder would be a Tupperware lid because nobody could ever find it.
The Question:
I think the greatest all time Easter candy was the giant solid Chocolate Bunny my grandmother gave me each Easter. But that would not make the top all-time best Easter candies. Nor would local candy store large Chocolate Cream Eggs. So, I have to go with list What do you think the Top 10 All Time Favorite Candies treats are?
The Headlines:
--Stocks Opening Higher but Wobbling Down by Mid Afternoon; Close Down.
--BoA;’ Moynahan Joins Other big Bankers reporting big earning on Profitable Trading in volatile Markets; All Bank Execs Warn of Serious Economic Turbulence If Current Tariff confusion remains.
--Harvard Rejects Trump Demands; WH Freezes $2 Billion in Funding; Trump Now Looking to Void Harvard's Tax Exempt Status.
--China Blocks Deliveries of Boeing Planes to their Airline Companies; Ireland’s Ryanair says the same; Delta says It will refuse delivery of of Airbus Products.
--After Massive Russian Attack, Trump Blames Zeelnsky F for Starting War
Taliban On School for Girls Forces then into on “Acceptable” Job – Carpet Weaving.
--UConn’s Paige Beukers Picked Number One in WNBA Draft.
--Noble Winning Peruvian Novelist Mario Vargus Llosa Dead at 89.
Can a government ever be charged with extortion? They do it all the time and in some admins it tis just more blatant.
I think Microsoft Spell Check is atheist because it never suggests capitalizing Easter.
Clint Eastwood became Mayor of Carmel Cal so he could overturn a ban on Ice Cream. Finally, a noble Politician.
Refusing to buy Afghan Carpets sounds like a good protest with a lot of meaning. But it would in effect take away the only income young women there are allowed to legally earn. What a conundrum. What a terrible society
The United States is more than half the population.
With the sudden uptick of helicopters and small planes seemingly falling out of the sky lately, my conspiratorial genes have to wonder if it's a selected cyber-attack at some level.
You have to be concerned over Trump suggesting the FCC Chief should pull the License for CBS because their reports on him are not the way he wants to be reported. Personally, I like the idea of a free press in America, regardless of whether or not I agree with their news slants.
The experts have said the Red Sox are going to be so much more competitive because their pitching is better. Last night they lost 16-1 and three days ago they lost to the so-called worst team in baseball by a score of 11-1.
It’s really quite hard to write Tids with the proper balance these days. Less and less of the utterances of the White House make sense. Yet some of it should be meaningful and understood by many but is clouded by the frenetic childishness of the recitation. It gets lost in the anger of the the self-aggrandizing chief. And diminished though he efforts of sycophantic apologists. So, I’m watching very closely and avoiding bandwagon hopping. And maybe that way, the rhythm will return. Be patient.
The Answer:
Number one on my list I’m using is Reece’s Peanut Butter Eggs. The rest are Cadbury’s Mini Eggs and Lindt Gold Chocolate Rabbit, Easter Pastel M&M’s, Cadbury Cream Egg. Cadbury Caramel Egg, Whoppers Robin Eggs, Hersheys Solid Milk Chocolate Mini Eggs, Jelly Belly's and Snickers Eggs. The great traditional yellow “Peep” is #13.
Time to get the parade rolling.
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