Today's Tids Issue 5,861
Tomorrow's another day:
What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin.
Circumconvoluted, Department:
So, Repub senator Josh Hawley is proposing using the tariff income to send US citizens $600, $2,400 for a family of four, to ease the burden of increased costs form tariffs. Huh! Here's a thought – no tariffs.
One reason to buy stocks is so your portfolio doesn't get left behind as the economy grows and inflation piles on. Actually, there wouldn't be as much inflation if Wall Stret didn't cry for increased revenue each year.
The world of economics is a vicious circle.
Tourist town shops pay small salaries to a much-needed workforce and the cost of parking may be more than the income. That’s why the person painting “Help Wanted” signs is making so much money these days.
The Question:
Its g hard to tell if we are having more air travel accidents or whether they are just being reported more on nightly TV. How scared do you think e flying public has become?
The Headlines:
--Global Warnings Tsunami Lifted After It Touches Hawaii ; Monster Wave Expected from Large 8.8 Earthquake East of Russia. .
--Trump Hits India with 25% Tariff for Doing Business with Russia: --Good News on unexpected 3% GDP Growth Offset by Expected Inaction of Fed; Pending Home Sales Fall More than Expected.
--WS looking for AI Progress Form Microsoft and Meta Later Today.
I lose faith in news sources when their feature headline is about two movie stars confriming that the rumors you hear about their relationship are true.
Did you hear about the guy who is mad at Musk because his Mother keeps on complaining he spends too much time on “X” Sites? It’s become a national problem. Thanks a lot Elon.
Rabbits are really, really fast. I’d have trouble putting money on a turtle, but it is stil a very good fable.
I love making up entirely new words for the Tids., They are descriptive and sound good to me and it makes people who only read Tids to find grammar errors really, really mad.
I'd ask Chap GPT to finish the Tids, but I don't want my brain to rot. Actually, I don't want the AI version to look better than mine. Mediocrity as a place in this world,
I can understand why coffee prices are starting to climb rapidly because we can only get coffee from tariffed countries. But there is no reason why Coke and Pepsi should be going trough the roof other than to meet investor growth promises and union demands.
They are playing cow chip bingo in Newport today. Nothing like a hot muggy day of cowchipping. Its a weird sport.
Turbulence in planes is definitely on the increase – 55% more incidents over 40 years and it is mainly due to changing atmospheric conditions with regard to lighting, jet stream alterations and convection corrections. So, basically wearing a seat belt at all tiems is more important than ever. And maybe using the bathroom before takeoff.
The Answer:
Only 6% are Very Scared, 16% are Fairly Scares, 34% Not very Scared and 41% Not Scared at All. 2% don’t know it they are scared ort not.
Why do you knock on a refrigerator door before opening? Because there may be salad dressing there. Yeah, the sun got ot me this morning.
I got the sun in the morning, and that's a lot. And frankly, and I don't mind if it's hot.
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