Today's Tids Issue 5,663
Feel Free:
Political leanings really have become much too rigid for the good OF societies.
Hoosier Daddy: A paternity testing site in Indiana.
Seriously, my opinion is that people minus politics equals reasonable compatibility.
Plan ahead, Department:
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, do you hear me?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?
The Question;
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
The Headlines:
--Markets Slowing as Trump cabinet Selections Are Deciphered.
--Biggest Cabinet Selection Post Argument Would be forT reasury Secretary as Fleid Crowds up.
--Spirit Airlines Files for Bankruptcy.
--President Biden Authorizes Use of Long-range US Missile for Ukraine; Putin Says he will Use Nukes if one Hits Moscow; Missiles Can't Reach Moscow.
--Georgians Rise up against Putin Appointed Government Over Property Rights.
The Headline reads: “11 million US Kids don't Have Access to Internet”: From what I’ve read, they may be better off.
Here’s where I come from. I think that the Founding Fathers (And their women who drove them to the insightful decisions) had incredible foresight and built a new style government based on eliminating what was wrong with many governments though history. And basically, I just don’t trust people who think it is a good idea to move on from those basic principles,
There's a lot of people left and right who are making good livigns off the national great divide. So, be careful about what you hear.
Many a good restaurant lost what they had when they decidde they could make it better.
Be careful about what you change. Apparently, Tropicana OJ consumers are running away from that company after the company changed the shape of tier orange juice bottle. Introduced in July, sales dropped immediately by 8%, By October sales had dropped 19%. But it wasn't really the shape, but that the shape enabled them to reduce the contents form 52 ounces to 46 ounces. Me, I like teh Florida Natural brand cartn. And, FN’s Grapefruit Juice tastes better,
I'm at an age where I crave ice cream about as much as anything else.
Netflix is getting into sports, and their next big test will be NFL games on Christmas Day. Why is having it streamed better for me, or anybody. Apparently, Netflix's Broadcast of that meaningless fight which drew 66 million views was a minor technical disaster. And now they are testing it again with football which was always just fine in the past. BTW, Somebody said the fight was charity event, for Mike Tyson.
PT Barnum would be the happiest man alive today.
There is no such thing as a sensible nuclear war.
Millions of people will celebrate thanksgiving next week. The indigenous people, however, have reservations.
I'm thinking that the Repub Senate is going to be tough on Trump or at least be honest with the constitution and the intent of it.
I just hope AI is more intuitive than Spell Check.
The Answer:
“Yammies”! That is it Yammies is the answer.
Here's an old Garth Brooks song that says something about people:
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