Why the fuss?

 

 

 

Today's Tids Issue 5,418 

Satan likes pasta al Dante: 

 

Her we are on day two, and teh world seems pretty much the same ot me. 

 

I was happy to see Washington and Michigan win yesterday. 

 

While driving through regular neighborhoods today, I didn’t see one kid outside in their front or backyard playing with a new bike or trying to figure out why the new sled wouldn’t work on grass. Isn’t that the way it always was after Santa left. Are they all inside experience these childhood thrills virtually. Isn't that sad to ponder. 

 

Did you know that the swing vote in the USA is now among the young, Hispanic and moderates. The blue-collar white voter is the biggest shrinking swing voter class. Things change. And what we used to see as reasonable guides for predictions just don't exist in the same way today. 

 

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the facts that the average house can’t jump. 

 

The Question: 

What is a theatrical performance about puns? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Tesla Reports Record 485K Vehicles Sold in Q$; Markets React Positively; Apple Stock Falls 3% as iPhone Futures Dim. 

--Warnings Issued for Major Northeast Snowstorm This Weekend. 

--A Harvard President Claudine Gay Resigns After Relentless Criticism and Accusations of Plagiarism. 

--Survivors of Hamas Attacks Sue Israel Forces for $56Million. 

--Washington and Michigan to Meet for National NCAA Football Championship after Upending Texas and Alabama in Close Semi Final Games.  

 

“Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.” --Rudyard Kipling (Was sent I by a wordy reader). 

 

Remember when kids wrote home for money so they could buy chocolate chip cookies. Now it is so they can bet on their alma mater sports teams. 

 

The new corduroy pillowcases are really making headlines. 

 

The country would be better off if the media would resolve to differentiate between unlawful entry and immigration.  

 

I was just figuring out where Rivien and Lucent fit into the rush of the EV movement when I read that Prisker and its “Ocean” EV is having a rcords sales period. Where are they all coming from.  

 

If I was accused of Plagiarism I would never have lasted as long as Charlotte Gay. I wonder why.  

 

In 1990 Germany was reunified, the Baltic States declared independence from the Soviet suffocation and the Hubble Telescope pe was launched to bring us closer to the amazing universe. It sounds like the world is well on its way to peace and harmony at last. Doesn’t it. More tomorrow. 

 

If Trump has a big win in Iowa, the Media will be forced to follow him. It will drive them crazy 

 

I wrote yesterday that people since the beginning of time really haven’t changed that much despite rising from practically nothingness to the current whizbang digital surrounding. We eat. We love and we sleep. And we worry, and we don’t pay attention. For a simple example, take a drug addict or alcoholic. As much as they can easily observe the destruction of lives, including death, due to the excess, it really hasn’t been that preventative across the broader spectrum. Just an observation. 

 

If you see an Apple store being robbed, are you an iWitness? 

 

The Answer: 

A theatrical performance about puns is a play on words. 

 

Sorry for the shorty today. 

And if the change to the new year is getting you down, just remember tat trees in the spring always get releaved.