Today's Tids Issue 5,985
Possibilities:
It was pleasantly still,
This frigid morning,
More than a brisking chill
The snow dotted trees
Outline a yonder hill,
A stone wall winding through.
A romantic scene,
Awaiting the first daffodil.
I had to laugh last night watching the nightly news as a cow grabbed a long handle brush in its mouth and used it to scratch its back. And now I'm thinking, the cow may be that long sought missing link. We are from cows! -- the intelligent alternative to humans.
The world commotion is pushing up mortgage rates. Maybe that's Trump's plan afterall -- Create an economic pandemic that will force the Fed to cut rates again to zero. Maybe he is a genius.
Statistician: a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.
The Question:
What are the five most popular colors in the world?
Headlines:
--Global Insecurity Still Clouding Outlook for Today; Stocks Rise Early as DT Downplays Force Against Greenland.
--UK’s Starner Says they Will Not Yield to Trump Greenland Pressure.
--Massive Winter Strong Set to Ravage through Southwest, South Midwest and Northeast Friday Through Sunday,
--Razzie Awards Focus Heavily on Ice Cube’s “War of the World’s” Remake and Disney's Live Action Version of Snow White; Stallone’s, Portman, DeNiro and James Cordon/Reanna in Smurfs also Tapped Among Many Others..
--Japan Restarts World's Largest Nuke Plant after A Small Snafu fixed.
--SC To Hear Arguments over Lisa Cook’s Removal form Fed; Case Should Determine Independence of Fed From Political Intrusion.
--Danish Pension Fund Sells All US Treasuries.
--Jamie Dimon Says Trump’s Credit Card Cap Idea Could Spell Economic Disaster.
Maybe Cows are the smartest animal on earth. They just sit there chewing on grass and not caring a damn about the confusion among so-called intelligent humans. And when you look into their big brown eyes, they always seem just plain happy.
The TidsPickers are beginning to mull over and weigh all the evidence that will enabel good picks to keep the 10-0 playoff record alive. Seattle or Rams; Denver or Pats. I got a lot of thinking to do before Friday.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned while crossing a river? It was three feet deep on average.
You shouldn't need laws to stop an honorable person from takjng something that is not theirs.
Suddenly Friday looks like an enormously important day for me and I don't know why.
Somebody tried to teach me Mahjong the other day and I didn’t understand a word they said. Maybe cows would. My hat off to Mahjong players! I’ve never been good at foreign languages. Or, actually English as you can tell by typos.
New Jersey passed a law to start teaching cursive in schools agaunn. Remember those tedious days learning cursive. The idea there though is to give younger people the ability to read the founding documents of our Country on the 250th year, But I suspect most will just press “Translate”, a function available on phones and other devices, to decipher old fashion handwriting.
Come to think of it... throw away your nostalgic affinity to handwriting and consider that generations of the future may never have any need for handwriting again.
Jumping the shark is when celebs start grasping for any headline possible to feel relevant – like Prince Harry,
The Razzies are the Official Worst films and acting of the year. But I see bad movies and series on a regular basis on Netflix.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The Answer:
Blue is most favored across many cultures and demographics for its association with calmness, trust and reliability. Green is a strong number two followed by Red and sometimes Purple. Men strongly favor blue while women have stronger preference for purple alongside blue.
So, if blue is wonderful, why are people blue when not so happy.
I'm happy. It's a great day. Sunny and bright and I actually have something to do! Eeeee_hah! See you all tomorrow.
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