Today's Tids Issue 3,500!
Opening Stuff:
The
big news yesterday was the North Korea detonation
of the H-Bomb as alleged by Jung Il. It is very significant according to
leading NK followers as they say we (NK Analysts) did not think they would be
this far along this fast. It is also agreed among those who know that key Iran
scientists and military people would have been standing there watching the
progress of their alter ego nuke building ally. Maybe there was more to the
firing of rockets by Iran last week than originally considered. SK’s LG
Corporation may have to detonate their “Life is Good” slogan.
Anything
else
that may have come across as news yesterday, was just politics as usual.
There
is no truth to the rumor that RI’s Governor Gina Raimondo
spent the holidays baking Toll-House cookies for the General Assembly. Did I
just make a sexist insinuation? Shoot me.
Competing
Slogans on Wall Street this morn: “Go to cash to avoid
the crash” versus “Keep calm and carry on”.
My
Smart phone keeps on reminding me that I have not met
my walking goals. I don’t have any walking goals.
Hey, wait a minute...did I just type issue #3,500! Zowie! Yikes! EeeeeeHah!
The
Question:
Two presidents were married on the same day, today
January 6. Who were they and what were the maiden names of their well known wives.
The
Headlines:
--Seismic Readings Seem To Confirm That North Korea
Successfully Detonated H-Bomb; Russia First to Denounce Country As Breaking
International Law; Some Experts Wonder If It was H-Bomb Or Just Fourth Atom
Bomb Test.
--Apple IPhone Production Scaleback Leads Dow
Opening Downward By 230 Points; All 30 Dow Components In Red; Saudis Slash Oil
Prices; NK Challenge To global Peace Hindering Stock Enthusiasm.
--Auto Industry To Announce Record Sales; GM Is Company
Up Most, Ford Is Car On Top; Small SUV’s Replace Small And Midsize Sedans As Leading
Sector; AutoNation Stock Down 13% On Fears Of Luxury Car Sales Slowdown.
--Anti Refugee Forces In Germany Grow Stronger
After Middle Eastern And North African Youths Are Seen Molesting, Raping And
Robbing Woman In Cologne.
--US Launches Air Strikes In Afghan To Retaliate
Against Deadly Raid On Special Forces In South East; Helicopters Remove Injured
And Dead; US Forces No Longer Trapped..
--RI’s Governor Raimondo Delivers Map Of Controversial
Truck Toll Locations To General Assembly.
--Low Knowledge Liberals Weep Along With 0-Man At
News Conference Where President Goes Around Legislative Branch Of USA.
The
concern over the latest news of a NK blast is about
the progress of that country in its objective to develop a miniaturized warhead
for rocket or missile delivery. An H-Bomb success truly furthers their progress,
and that is the big worry.
Trump
tells reporters to ask Bill Clinton what he thinks of
the Cosby situation. Bill is thinking I should have been nicer to Hillary or today
I could be on a nice warm island somewhere. When you think about it all
realistically, Bill Clinton is really the kind of creep that gives men a bad name in
the eyes of many women. BC by any other definition is BC. Cosby used the power of
drugs and Clinton used the power of Office.
A
new report says that US prisons is a breeding ground
for future ISIS style terrorists. Obama will probably let them out to eliminate
the problem.
So,
did you hear about the Indian retailer with a Sikh sense of humor? He named his
Times Square shop, Turban Outfitters.
So
Hillary has promised to investigate fully “Area 51” if
elected. Think of the jokes from late night comedians on that trip.
Probably
the most annoying voice among the Hollywood wannabe activists
could have been Samuel Jackson who said recently about what happened in San Bernardino,
“…how much I really wanted that to be just another, you know, crazy white dude…”.
Of course, that sounds bad, but what he was really saying is “Oh s---, It’s
(the Jihadists) here.” Just to clear the record. I’ve heard that example being
used in arguments about reverse racism. From the “PC” point of view he should have
said “Some Crazy” period. It pays to read beyond the sound bites, on both sides.
It
seems to me that for the next 12 months Obama will
issue exec orders and travel the world to meet with friendly leaders. So the
nation will sleep, while the President pads his resume. And this within world
full of serious skirmishes and an economy looking like it may stumble.
A
local news observer suggests that if Kim Jung Il
was doing to dogs what he is doing to humans, the US would immediately declare war
and send in an armada.
The
Parking Lot: Chapter 39 continues.
Beth and
her kids wwere sitting in her little blue Nissan up by the white fence next to
the giant old colonial church. Nancy and Jared parked in a space two down from
her, looked around and got out. Nancy and Jared both felt their hearts clench
as they looked once again at the spot where they had been clobbered by the
Rackovic monster of the day. Jared glanced up at his window now silent and
empty feeling a little tug for it’s comfort of a few weeks ago, then jogged towards
Beth. Nancy started handing him luggage and plastic bags. Finally he carried a
little, sleepy girl while Nancy with Beth walked the boy towards her car.
In about
4 minutes they were in a quiet neighborhood of late 19th century small
homes, some rehabbed and other waiting for a lucky buyer. Nancy drove the car
up a long narrow driveway into a one car garage in the back. “Welcome to our
new headquarters’ Ops center,” she said smiling as she got out.
Jared looked
around and wondered about just how many properties this woman owned. She must
have read his mind because she continued saying, “My family has always had homes
for many given situations, and I have always followed that. It’s in all of my
blood lines.” She laughed a bit at that and squeezed Jared’s upper arm. Every
time she touched him he felt special in the world.
Inside
they stowed their stuff around the room. When the motion stopped, Nancy said, “Let’s
get some sleep, because tomorrow we start the battle!” She smiled, paused and
looked down, “How do you want to help, Henry?” The little guy, messed up hair
partially down over his brows just stood there, eyes wide, looking up at her.
Jared was doing the same.
The
Answer:
A couple of Georges, Washington and HW Bush, both married
on January 6th – GW to Martha Dandridge and HW to Barbara Pierce.
A
couple of people wrote to say they enjoyed listening to
Phil Collins yesterday. I figure if I write a variety of things one or two will
get something out of at least one thing every day.
Thanks
to TB for his yesterday’s blitz of ideas. I’m not sikh
of them.
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